5'9 here, tell me /fit quickest way to kill myself

>>40561569
Try to fap 50 times in a row, record it so you can stay for posterity

Death by train.

>100% chance of death
>instantaneous
>you can back out at last moment of you wish (you will)
>don't have to deal with potential paralysis or disability if you mess up shooting yourself, hanging yourself, etc.
>don't have to deal with embarrassing hospital admission surrounded by a horrified family if your pills don't do the trick

>>40561569
With a gulliotine.
Not only will is look alpha as fuck when you kill yourself, you could do it in public and be all over the news and get so much attention.

>>40561569
find a good routine and do it 3-4 times a week.

>>40561587
Then mentally scar some person who is just trying to earn a living.
>fucking up the day for workers/commuters
>making a mess
Anyone who throws themselves in front of a train is a selfish cunt.

>>40561625
Are you forgetting about all the irreversible damage suicide will cause to your family members? Some stranger is almost negligible. Besides, you're going to get found by someone anyways. No matter what your death will traumatize someone.

One more thing you're forgetting
>you'll be fucking dead

>>40561676
Yeah, but he is 5'9".
Did you forget that?

>>40561587
>Death by train
>100% chance of death

Oh boy, do I have some news for you.

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Smith as guillotine

>>40561704
Don't jump in front like a retard, lay your head on the tracks like you would for a decapitation. You'll die

>>40561569
Start HRT, change your gender and become an amazon among womanlets

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>tfw 5'9
>but I live in a state full of mexicans
>average height is like 5'6