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>>40712552

Beat up your dad, make him realize that his midlife crisis fits won't make him any more younger or fitter than he is. Go to the gym with your mom and tell your dad to suck a dick each time you go.

>>40712618
He's not trying to bang his mom, anon. Not as far as I can tell, anyway.

>>40712552
Why are you living with your parents, fag?

>>40712540
>When you're so insecure you have to fuck up your workout schedule to show how small your dick is.

youa rent deadlifting more with a roundend bakc stop being so retarded

>>40712560
>rent deadlifting

at my gym they don't charge any extra to unlock additional exercises

who /buffalo/ here?

enjoy the snow, time to get comfy

>>40712485
lol UoM here too

But you're probably a filipino/asian/paki shitter
Winnipegs full of that trash

>>40712485
Manitoba here too, are you that guy that tugged me off in the university crescent last week?

how soon can we expect the child?

Well lifting isn't going to make you look worse.

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>>40712318
c'mon man even your underwear is telling you to lift.

>>40712195
Amazon

Asos muscle-fit tees are a solid choice. 7 plain tees in a variety of colours for £35. Fit well

I'll ask this here bc it's kinda related

How do I get pants that fit? I fell for the wide hips and thick thighs meme (thanks mom and dad) and pants are atrocious on me. If I want room around my legs and not to choke my balls I have so much extra room around my waist but if I want a snug waist then my thighs are tight as fuxk and I can't use my pockets.

I don't wanna go baggy pants and look like anymore of a sperg than I already am. But if that's my only option I'll stick to athletic shorts

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>Is it better to be a manlet or a midget?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>40712166
Can you imagine how fucked up his bone structure is

>>40712166
what's the difference?

>>40712056
OP here
Fucking mimi app did not apply thread subject.
Subject was highschool PE stories

>>40712056
What? Are you artistic?

Cottage cheese, peanut butter, oatmeal, those two dollar veggie bags in the freezer isle

Imitation crab meat sticks

>>40712074
ah cottage cheese, guess thats not bad, what do you mix with it tho? it looks like SIN

All the circles are autistic as fuck and make it hard to see the actual definition. Great job OP.

>>40712028

h-hey if you want me to fuck you I could fuck yoou

Natty, but greatly benefiting from lighting and camera angle

>>40711911
It's the gold standard of whey. Nothing compares. Worth the money! Available at your local GNC.

Best protein i had tried by taste but syntha is also good

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>>40711927

>>40711897
>TFW had to fuck your mom for 1.5 hours today
>TFW dick hurt very much

>>40711910
delete

Help

feastmode

fridge mode

>>40711879
panties up to her neck ass bitch mode

>>40711832

I don't use any because I get everything from my regular nutrition

don't get why people buy all the expensive stuff when you can build muscles with regular food. I mean, I understand the occasional protein shake as a treat but creatine, bcaas etc....

Maybe i would use amino acids if I was a professional bodybuilder because then you can maybe see tiny differences but no non-pro person has to use that shit. it's only marketing

>>40711923
Creatine is actually very useful, I have seen difference for times I've been on it and off. It's cheap too.
BCAA's I don't know, never taken them, I think their result is more apparent during a cut

Supplementing aminos is a huge meme. Yes, BCAAs are great for fasting, and there are a few others that have some benefit. But most are just "I'm gonna take glutamine because uhhhhhhhhhhh the guy at GNC said it was great" or fucking carnitine for who knows what reason. Note that if you are eating plenty of protein, you are getting plenty of those aminos that snake oil salesmen peddle.

>>40711728
300 calories per meal is waaaaaaay too little, no question you are hungry

don't go overboard with the calorie deficit or you will fuck up your diet, and worse, your metabolism

also, meal frequency is not relevant at all, maybe just eat 3 full meals that satisfy your TDEE

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>>40711728
Guess you should eat food that makes you feel full but is low on cals.

>>40711728
>there is not a thin person trapped inside me

I'm sure she meant that metaphorically, as in she has no desire to conform to any standards of beauty (as evidenced by her retarded hair and glasses)

Why make the same thread every day? Go outside, get a life.

/sage

>>40711650
chico lifts

I agree with this, thank god i'm blessed in the face.