Lots of people keep telling me that the fastest way to gain a big ass chest is to switch to machine or flies
Is it true /fit/ ?
>>40709346
dumbbell bench hits your pecs a lot harder than barbell but nothing quite compares to the feeling of pushing a heavy ass barbell off your chest.
>>40709346
Yeah, the quickest way to get a big chest is to do a superset of press ups on your knees and assisted dips.
>>40709346
If your goal is aesthetics, then yeah benchpress is basically garbage
>Going to my favorite hair dresser to get my regular Nazi Jugend hair cut
>All going well, get offered some coffee and I gladly accept as today words come easy
>Having a chit chat with my regular hair dresser
>Finishes me up and asks if I want some gel in my hair
>Feel a bit alpha today so I spew out "Make me beautiful baby"
>Hair dresser from other side of the room "You already are beautiful
>Y-y-you t-t-oo
I really need to start addressing my insecurity with stacies before i get fit as fuck as I have been lifting for 6 months now from skelly to dyel oter mode ish and already I get mires like this.
Should I buy a Pontiac? Will I have to speak to girls or will pussy just follow?
get medical help for your autism
>>40709324
Fucking jews trick parents around the world to give children autism trough vaccines, there is no known cure for it
>>40709259
why didn't you post your photo for us to judge whether you can get laid, or it's just girls working for a tip.
How long do you think you will live and what are you doing to extend it?
>will you live to see the colonies of Mars
Alpha liopic acid, phosphytydyle serine, and resveratrol
>>40709189
I will live long enough to see us leave our solar system.
I also see the day that ayahusca/DMT and other psychedelics are reputable drugs to help cure people of mental diseases.
I will see the day we invent the objected needed for teleportation of objects, but not people. That just will never happen. Not in the way that creates the consciousness existence argument. It would be more of opening a person size wormhole. Just bending space and time. You can destroy a person and rebuild by atom and expect them to live. If for some reason they did, you would have a massive amount of NDE stories coming from this.
I will see the day that we leave coal/oil as a viable energy source behind.
>>40709217
>oil
olive oil?
facefags BTFO
serge gainsbourg plowed jane birkin AND bridgette bardot
no visible frame either
did I mention he was 5 foot 10?
yep, your aesthetics mean nothing if you don't have game
Over the past 3 days, I've been stopping by at the convenient store after class to eat the following in one sitting: some fries, a bag of potato chips, a chocolate bar or two, and some ice cream. I also have 2 more meals for the rest of the day and eat something heavy for breakfast. Will I gain weight if I continue doing this?
I'm 5"7, and only 95 lbs. Male, 20. Pic unrelated.
EAT BIG
GET BIG
CMON
Yea but it'll mostly be in your arteries.
>not only eating gas station chicken teddies.
Kill yourself.
>literally can't stop smoking
>>40708874
>Keep relapsing on "le weed xd"
Help me
Buy a vape, you can adjust the nicotine so you slowly ease off it.
Your welcome kid
>>40708874
Stop smoking you faggot.
It's easy.
And if you say Nuh Uh or even think anything like that, then you don't want to stop smoking.
You want someone to try and fail to convince you to stop smoking so you can feel less guilty when you smoke another pack in the next 4 hours.
Throw them all out.
Clean out the ashtrays
Pick up all of the butts with any amount of tobacco in them
Throw them into the trash and pour bleach on all of it.
Vacume your home your car your clothes and air your entire home out.
Stop doing the things you did when you smoked or liked to smoke.
Break the mental connections with cigarettes and tobacco.
Start exercising I mean really exercising and be prepared to eat a fuckton of food. I mean just eat junk shit all day.
Keep some sugary sweet or fatty snack close by.
You're going to need it.
Keep a gallon of water close by. When you're full and can't take another bite of candy or chips drink water.
Run when you feel the need to smoke.
And last but not least, you will never be fully free of your need to smoke. it will always be there, hiding waiting, just sitting there occasionally reminding you to take a puff or you'll end up holding a lighter or your hand in that certain way you usually did when you had a smoke between your fingers. An unconscious thing that is still beyond your control.
Don't worry about it. Everyone deals with it.
>Start drinking and enjoying myself
>Decide why waste my gains for nothing
>Meet girl
>Second time i went over, fucked probably 10 times now in the span of two days
>Last night get smashed with her in her bedroom, wake up with hickeys all over my neck
>Pretty bad ones
>Now no women will want to know me since they will think i'm taken
Life is cruel, i take two steps forward and then 3 back.
>>40708761
>Now no women will want to know me since they will think i'm taken
it's the opposite my dude
>>40708876
I heard it was trashy and stuff.
>>40708761
>>Now no women will want to know me since they will think i'm taken
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
what kind of conditioning drills did you do in HS sports?
i remember our basketball coach making us do 22s a bunch of times, i hated the shit out of them
what are 22s?
The bleep test: A series of beeps, starting off very slow, and increasing slowly. You have to run from one line to another before the beep. Miss 3 beeps and you're out.
>tfw that one dyelet long distance runner kept going forever
>>40708634
up and down a basketball court twice (1 rep) and then 22 seconds rest - you do 22 reps
Do any of you use Joey kind of like a guilty pleasure, watching him eat foods you'll never eat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptox0DnOHFA
7 seconds in
what fucking autism
Denali Meat Mountain 1275cals 108G protein ungodly amount of sodium but not terrible
>>40708440
>>40708475
>this is the man of this generation
disgusting
/fit/ is the only place this can be settled
>inb4 this is the most autistic thing ever
I'm aware of the ridiculousness but you'll be settling a civil argument between a friend and I
Ok base on pic related, which person is in the "more alpha" position and why? A or B?
>>40708336
Neither seat makes you more or less "alpha"
None of you should ever hope to be "alpha" if you're concerning yourselves with these things.
>>40708393
Trust me we are just talking in terms of as if these were gorillas
Couldn't care less about the actuality of it
It's a purely theoretical discussion
Where are my alpha specialists?
How are my fellow skellys going? Making any progress?
Post your Skelly stories and feels.
Just got back from being over seas in Japan for two months, ended up losing 5kg :( All my work gone
Cuz you need "[spoiler]"Proteen"[/spoiler]"
>>40708286
I've gained two pounds so far
it's completely insignificant but better than nothing
>>40708286
>>40708870
>>40709255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBE9s8ZpU88&t=815s
Grill here. How do I get godly legs and thighs besides genetics? What are the best exercises? I'm more interested in improving my legs.
>>40708221
read the sticky fuckhead
>>40708221
Squat squat squat bb
Then squat somemore
squat on cock
My girlfriend has depression linked to body dysmorphia. We've been in a relationship for over three years. She's absolutely gorgeous. It's almost destroyed our relationship several times because I don't know how to help her anymore, although around the second year she seemed to get better. Recently, it's gotten worse.
She's 5"3 with these proportions, but less in the chest. Closer to small Bs.
>>40708083
That is fat
I realize how much of a compassionate person you are into wanting to help her with her condition, but it might become cancerous and end your relationship. Speak to her seriously about it. The worse thing it will do is end your relationship, but that has already almost happened.
What do big B's look like?
Who else PR'd today?
Hit 385x5 on DL, feels good man.
Pic not related
im bulking so every pull up is a pr
>>40708018
nice man, hit 405x5 dl for the first time on my last pull day and again today.
235 x 5 for bench. Feels good.
Back is injured so no squat/diddly for the last few weeks :(
Just a meme or does it increase your sex appeal?
>>40708002
fuck off shill
Are you retarded OP?
>>40708002
>that first spray of the day