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At what point is your penis considered big?
In my experience it all has to do with your environment...
At some public universities if your dong isn't 8+ inches you have no chances of getting laid with hot women.
My penis is 7.6 inches long and 5 inches thick.
I consider myself average.
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my penis is micro.
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Public universities are the prime spot to go to if you're looking for size queens.
Below 4 inches you're a freak, 4-6 small, 6-8 big, 8+ holy schlong; both for lenght and girth.
You're "above average" but you'll always hear people talking about the biggest dongs around.
That's a sign you're hanging out with people too young.
Source: I've seen a lot of universities and dongs in my day.
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I'm currently average.
What would happen if I injected HGH into my penis?
s this an okay 3 day split? ive been lifting for ~8 months and want to move to a split.
Workout #1 (Chest/Back):
Flat bench
Incline bench
Flyes
Incline row
Shrugs
Chinups
Workout #2 (Core/Legs):
Deadlift
Squats
Sissy squats
Weighted crunches
Planks
Workout #3 (Shoulders/Arms):
Standing OHP
Lateral raise
Skull crusher
One arm tricep ext
Hammer curl
Concentration curl
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>>40816348
...anyone?
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Post height, weight, and your numbers.
But the answer is probably "no" regardless, because splits are very stupid.
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>>40816766
what do you recommend?
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>can't squat due to severe knee pain (osgood-schlatter's)
Is there ANY way to not revert to chickenlegsmode?
I can still deadlift, but I can't squat, leg press, or leg curl. Would biking help maintaining quad muscle mass?
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Biking is a great option yes. Uphill biking especially.
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>>40816180
>tfw no average white gf
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>>40816199
Unfortunately, all I have is a stationary bike at home. Would this still do if I crank up the intensity?
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>"sup bro, sorry that I stole your waifu"
What do you respond?
And more importantly, how often do you train shoulders and arms?
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What movie is this?
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Why are girls allowed to wear make up and guys can't? They are essentially frauding and wearing a fake face that is messing up the gene pool and allowing weak men to come alive because beauty products are hiding beta woman. If girls can do it why can't we? I would look so much better with make up but I can't wear it because society is frggin retarded
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>Why are girls allowed to wear make up and guys can't?
False premise; guys are allowed to wear makeup. Guys HAVE to wear makeup for acting, modeling and broadcasting. You'll get judged if you paint your face the same way girls do - do not do red lips and blue lids - but using color neutralizers, concealers and sculpting waxes are all fine.
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>>40816089
I wore makeup for a while. Who is stopping you?
>society
Nut up, you beta fuck. Who cares?
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>>40816191
t. closeted homo who wears make up to impress his social group
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How do I make myself work hard when I feel cucked by working hard? If I work hard then I know someone somewhere had more success with less effort or through a smarter method. I feel like a sucker.
I feel like I need to go outside and savour my youth even though I had no friends or social life all through university (and now) and going to the library or cinema ultimately makes me feel conned, like there was a promise of human / societal connection that never happened. No wonder I spend so much time on 4chan.
I already know I'm asking a stupid question. I already know all advice is trivial and there is no method and so on. The most encouraging advice I can think of is also horrifying: that everything turns in to work when you care about it. I see groups of people at the gym (usually multiple guys and one girl) socialising by acting as unpaid clowns for the girl. This is horrific to watch, as if they've managed to turn relaxing in to a rat race. Of course I'm no better, my "work" is following a lifting routine. Even when I see people boasting about not working or being relaxed it's like seeing them take part in an insouciance pageant.
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reroll, faggot
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Just kill yourself
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get the fuck off 4chan and never come back, you're obviously not mature enough to separate memes from reality
Just wondering what you think. Some friend of mine said that my sister would be beautiful if she isn't overweight. I don't consider my sister as fat, so that's why I'm asking.
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yes she's fat.
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That isn't your sister, but yeah she's fat
She'd be hot as fuck if she was skinny.
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I'm trying to be honest and respectful in saying that yes, she should work on losing weight and taking care of her body.
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How do I work out my chest and lose my man boobs?
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Try losing weight fatass
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>>40815898
bump
>>40815908
kys
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>>40815898
ive been hitting lower chest as much as i could these past 2-3 weeks and have noticed much more improvements in regards to losing my fat ol titties
>tfw when getting home from a great workout, take a nice hot shower and then take a huge bong rip
nothin better
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degenerate
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>nothing better
Knowing you're getting into heaven.
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>>40815890
Degenerate here also. I only smoke like 2 grams a week, but I do it pretty much every day. I just fucking love weed
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FUCK whoever recommended me double rich chocolate or super extreme chocolate or whatever the fuck it was , saying how it's the only tolerable flavor
It tastes like SHIT and there's chunky ass pieces of shit in it no matter how much you mix it, every time I drank it I had to basically stop breathing and close my eyes and pray to god I won't puke and be able to hold it in.
French vanilla actually tastes like an ENJOYABLE DRINK. That's right, I actually look FORWARD to drinking this whey, 1 scoop 2 scoops doesn't matter how much, put 200ml milk per scoop and it's fucking great.
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>>40815567
Try mocha cappuccino bro
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>>40815615
this or chocolate mint.
mocha cappuccino is #1
chocolate mint #2
the rest are booty sweat
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>>40815567
The chocolate peanut butter one is nice, at least compared to some of the others.
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Cutting season is upon us, let's get a /kryptonite thread/ going.
Fucking cereal, I can eat an entire box with ease (hence I no longer buy cereal and only eat oats to avoid binging on it).
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boredom while surrounded by snacks.
In my apartment I'm fine, since i have no snacks. If I'm bored i just beat off or browse memes, etc.
but if I'm at my parents i succumb to all of their worthless snacks.
a kryptonite regardless is icecream but godbless halotop
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>>40815498
I literally had two cups of this for breakfast today. But good on you for cutting it out of your household entirely. So bad for you.
Little Caesars $5 hot and ready pizzas fuck me up senpai. they aren't even good but they're so cheap
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uni
at uni for nearly the whole day and literally nothing good to eat (as in low calories)
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Finally hit 3plate ohp 3x5!!
It was the one lift I've been struggling with.
Success story thread
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Fib thread? Fib thread
Finally hit 8pl8 bench, so psyched
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>>40815500
It's hardly a fib you fat fuck. It's barely it of beginner mode
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>>40815516
Nice shitpost
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>>40815402
Supraspinatus
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>>40815402
optimus prime
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'cep
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Hey guys I really want to incorporate bananas in my diet but the problem is they really make my throat itch.
I think I have an allergy to ragweed.
Anyway to fix this?
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so don't smoke weed?
what is the correlation between bananas?
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>>40815128
Include me in the screencap
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>>40815146
Screencap it yourself, that shit's not funny.
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Hello fit,
I recently found a gym only a block away from my new apartment that focuses on weightlifting. This is a place I'm very interested in going to since the prices aren't bad and they offer classes for beginning lifters, as well as other classes like strength conditioning. I'm already going to be the skinniest, weakest person in the room, but I'm also tall which makes me stand out. I'm also on 4chan so that makes me a social retard.
In an effort to keep their floor spaghetti-free, are there any places I can read up on proper gym etiquette? Not a commercial gym where no one really cares what you do as long as you don't drop weight, but real weightlifting gym etiquette.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.
PS what are good shoes to lift in?
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>>40815049
http://www.exrx.net/ExInfo/Etiquette.html
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if it's actual weightlifting you'll just lift with bar and one pair of light bumpers anyway for a few months before you nail technique etc. so don't worry
weightlifters shouldn't be as insecure as wealthy piano tier bodybuilders anyway so it shouldn't be too much bullying there
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>>40815049
theres no fucking etiquette in weightlifting except that youre not allowed to touch the bar with your feet and kick it, it might be different where you live but i started weightlifting at 14 and my coaches were all russians and they got pissed if i walked over the barbell or kicked it
if youre going to compete your coach will probably explain whats ok and whats not. also good shoes are nike and adidas