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3/10 would eat in a drunken or depressed haze

>flick of pickle juice

Inspired

> no mayo
> No BBQ sauce
>Not spicy chicken.

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Why is it a may may

Fuck off with your shit tryhard thread. The only one falling for memes is you, with your "lol 4chanz" meme.

>>8365412
Shit...... i fell for my own bait thread and gave myself a (You).........

There's this place you can go called "detox" where you stay for between 3-4 days and up to a week, and people help you get through the process of withdrawals.

Next time try Google.

>>8365066
Ever try to quit cold turkey? Try drinking some Kava tea, maybe it'll take the edge off and help you sleep.

Idk how much your drinking daily/weekly etc. But a taper will reduce withdraws. I got my drinking down to a reasonable level(about a bottle of wine a night) not perfect but better then 3 bottles a night. Anyway i just tapered. A valium here or there wont hurt to help sleep. And a bag of weed. Other than that it just sher will. Good luck anon

>>8364864
toast

>>8364864
Recipe?

>>8364864
whatever the fuck i have in the pantry or refrigerator.

>1 &1/2 year old spaghetti that my ma made and packaged for me

>white rice

>some white noodles with a mysterious powder that smells like anchovies to make soup

>oats

>sometimes nothing

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>tfw too intelligent to organize my recipes

>>8364847
I usually organize by meal type

>>8364884
>>>>/r9k/>>>

Egg

I'm gonna try making beef Jerkey as Christmas gifts

Some kind of cured sausage

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>>8364790
Brown rice has really good flavour. I don't know if this is within your budget.

Wild is even better.

Basmati is pretty cheap, also good.

>>8364800
Is "wild" a type of rice? I don't know much about the different kinds of rice out there. I walk down the isle at the store and it feels like there's about 90 different kinds of rice on the shelf.

As far as brands go I like Nishiki.
What kind of peasant eats plain old rice though?

>>8364663
Bloody christ, would you look at how fat those people are! How the hell did your average american get so fucking fat? You guys have to hide your head in shame at this.

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>restaurant
>a place where you have to leave the house for more than 2 hours
Wow, you guys really need to step up your game

FACT: black people make the best food

>>8364371
does everything have to be about race?

>>8364348
Looks fucked up, sounds potentially delicious.
What kinda beans, what spices?

>>8364241
>Mom likes DD coffee
>be a pretentious cunt and try and make her drink coffee """above""" that

kys

>>8364241
Kona

>>8364263
Yeah OP, I get where you're coming from but she likes it for a reason. Get her a bag and a gift card, I'm sure she'll like it more than possibly trying coffee that you get that might turn out to be shit

Find the cheap turkeys and buy lots. I just got 2 for under $19, and I'm talking over 20lbs between them. Also, I'm in northern Alberta and chickens normally cost $10-12

>>8364192

Kraft dinner...lots and lots of Kraft dinner...

Any good websites for cheap cooking ?

apple and brie

>>8364188
That sounds interesting. I've never been a fan of cooked apples myself though

>>8364185
My boner

15 years ago, maybe?

>>8364047

>satisfying chicken parm

Impossible.

The concept always sounds amazing, but they always end up too dry or cold in the middle or something of the sort.

>>8363962
Babby's first alcohol thread.

>>8363962
What

Are you retarded

>>8363962
just kill yourself already

>>8363931
chipsticks, a ginsters and some crabbies ginger beer

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>>8363931

>>8363931
I want you to watch your language, young man. Was saying "fucking" twice like that really necessary?