how do you eat well when you're broke as fuck?
lrn2 cook
>>8367987
get a job
>>8367987
cook everything. never eat out.
make lots of stirfries
ill start
>be me, nignog sushi chef
>be making family meal
>chefs wife comes to taste while everyone is eating
>"who made this?" she eats
>"anon made it"
>she stops content chewing
>"gross" she says
>turns around and spits into trash
>walks off
>chef says dont worry, she doesnt like blacks
>i couldnt stop laughing
>i dont work there anymore
any similar stories?
come vent maybe
>>8367907
>nignog
>>8367925
you must be my ex-chef's wife
>>8367907
>Blonde kid making pizzas and other shit that you get at a pizza place
>Mexican comes in twenty minutes before close
>Orders a pizza
>I make the pizza
>He leaves
I guess not. Sorry OP
>That first bite into a piping hot mushroom and swiss on a cold day
Is there anything better?
Biting into someone that doesn't have fucking discusting mushrooms
>>8367892
>discusting
>>8367892
I agree. yucky, yucky mushrooms taste like sucky. Get this shit out of my face and give me tendies.
Do you guys ever dip hard pretzels in stuff? If so, what?
>>8367352
I used to eat those in high school. I dipped them in mustard or root beer.
>>8367352
CHEESE AND/OR MUSTARD AND NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.
I never really been into mushrooms, which I think is a pity. How do we gently get me there?
>>8367256
Buy a book or two... Go in a forest. .. Don't pick up, just look... If you found one you think is good talk it with you and show it to someone do knows... never eat a mushroom.if you are not 200% sure
>>8367262
pussy
>>8367267
Wanna get herpes?
red sauce
how do they do it??!!??
>>8367131
FUCKING THANK YOU FOR ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. SOMEONE MUST KNOW.
>ketchup
>chili powder
>>8367131
its the shit you put on enchiladas.
Do you do "cooking by the books" or do you like to make your own variations on recipes? Even the first time you're trying it?
Depends. If I'm cooking for others, I follow the book pretty closely. If it's for myself, I eyeball all measurements and add random ingredients I'm trying to get rid of.
>>8366535
At work we just try whatever works and then do that by our own "book"
At home I just go for whatever I think will taste good
>>8366535
c-cook by the book yes
Anyone ever been to Madrid and Barcelona? I'm going next month
What are some food items I should try? restaurant suggestions?
how get an entire ham back to America?
>>8366504
MAKE SURE TO VISIT ONE OF THE MANY MUSEOS DE JAMON. THE SPANISHS' INSPIRATIONAL PORK DISHES ARE SECOND TO NONE.
>>8366504
Spaghetti, gyros, sushi, toppas.
>>8366504
ham, youll also find ok paella there
Does pineapple belongs in pizza?
I think yes, especially with blue cheese.
>>8366418
Yes, but only if ham is also present. Chicken and pineapple is bullshit and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>8366426
fuck do you mean people eat chicken with pineapple and even marinate it with it the fuck you saying it doesnt belong with my pineapple
>>8366418
do you live in some 3rd world cuck state of a nation or something?
It's fucking pizza. Put anything you want on it.
Rate my ramen, /ck/
>no McChicken
0/10 would not eat
needs more eggs
>>8366215
It looks eggxtraodernery
http://www.southernfriedchicken.com/find-an-sfc/
How come it is located in weird placed like Russia and Africa, and noone heard about it? Is it even googlable? How's the quality? Do they have they right to call themselves like this? What 'south' do they refer to? U.S. south, or maybe asia or africa? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uddnkfTYttg
>>8366163
southern fried is a technique, not a location.
place looks like shit though, I hate plastic chairs.
>>8366163
Ate in it. Passable quality, they have nice tortillas, but overall i prefer KFC.
>>8366163
why is there always some licking involved with fried chicken brands?
It's that time again!
What did you make /ck/?: Holiday Edition
I made German Apple Cake. A thank you to the anon from the old furher cake thread who posted his recipe . It came out great.
What did you make /ck/? What are you planning on making for the holidays even.
>>8366062
Yellow bean casserole.
>>8366074
Anything special you do with it anon? Casseroles tastes wise have always been hit or miss for me.
>>8366062
Ich lebe jetzt schon ne Weile in Deutschland, aber so nen Apfelkuchen hab ich noch nie gaysehen.
Um so, I eat a lot of lazy bean and cheese burritos...canned refried beans and shredded cheese folded in a flour tortilla....sometimes I add chopped onion, pickled jalapenos, or squirts of hot sauce and I either just nuke it for 40 seconds or cook it on the stove depending on my mood
So, any easy household tips to make these more flavorful?
add a knorr chicken stock pot to the beans
that's the key
throw some rice in there too
and some of this shit right here
literally all you need
>>8365618
seconded. this makes them super fucking good.
I'm hosting a medium-sized banquet and I'm hoping to prepare a dish that will equal parts cause sexual excitement and induce diarrhea, in preparation for the events that will occur later, does anyone have any recommendations on that matter?
Get a bunch of Arby's and serve it on a naked lady.
>>8365357
Indian food
White castle dipped in chocolate. Don't tell anyone about the white castle part and just tell people to eat the "sweets".
>literally the greatest, highest, most satisfying thing a person can eat
>>8364815
>Azucar
They do taste good though.