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somewhere with a good breakfast skillet and put hot sauce on it and pepper.

OR country fried steak and eggs.

>with a wake n bake blunt ofcourse

>>8365831

this.

skillets are what Odin would have eaten had he been a mortal man.

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>>8365830
Fire up some of that fuckin pesto my man. Get smokin on that real pecorino dude. My man, ey, ey my man, how bout you toast up some of that broccoli, knowmsayn? Ay son, you could always broil up some morning parsley with a side of crispy lettuce my nigga. Get fuckin leafed like you'z the wetcase in a grocery store my herbaceous friend. Goddamn dude, I mean God fuckin damn, forget the cereal and get up on the lawn clippings real fast. Boy it's time to crack open some of them fresh pinecones and get spruced. Son. Ay. Ay. Ay son. Ay son you finna needa some fuckin, some fuckin low growing thyme with that carpet habit my man. Get up in them paving stones dude. Get fuckin ornamental wit it you know? Shit bruh, I'm talkin kohlrabi like some fuckin kushrabi if you follow me. If you smell me. If you torchin that skunk grass smellin ass cabbage. Boy get that savoy. Huffin on that romanesco. Reefin on that granny smith like ya name wasn't Jimmy Greenz. How hard is it man? Ay, how hard is it to fry up some California kale? Why you needa fuckin ask us how to rip up that escarole? We all on it youngin. We all on that Boston bibb, boy. Roll it up boy. Roll it up like we's at the Korean Grill House an you finna got some goddamn bulgogi to go wit that lettuce. Ay man the sun is up isn't it? That means it's time to crank up your lichens like you're sum kinda fuckin redwood. And boy when the sun goes down you gotta fuckin get down with it y'know? Get down with some of that celery, and yes I'm talkin bout the roots. Where the spinach at? Where the fuckin guac at? Get scallioned. Get on that fuckin zucchini like we do. All I'm wonderin is why you ain't crankin on that spearmint like your name was Yung Colgate? Cause son when youz conscious you might as well be unconscious, nahmean? Get fuckin dumbed out on tarragon like you're living in the fuckin riviera my nigga. Whip up some Bearnaise and clear the chamber. Twist up that spring mix and get SPRUNG you Green fuckin Giant.

Go buy some ground beef, an onion, tomato sauce, fresh basil, and a bag of MSG, and make the best damn spaghetti bolognese ever.

>>8365778
Here ya go: http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/12168-midnight-pasta-with-garlic-anchovy-capers-and-red-pepper
Serve with a mixed greens salad, balsamic dressing and a young red wine like Zin, or whatever's comparable where your at

>>8365778
You can make chicken pot pie, if wild mushrooms are your thing. It's quite easy, and always saved my ass with it's tastiness. There you go, man tasthttp://www.myrecipes.com/m/recipe/chicken-mushroom-potpie
Also, try making this as a dessert https://youtu.be/K4gb6Jja3xc
I'm not vegan, but stuff seems easy to make.

a pair of nukes

I studied in France and invited over a handful of international students (including a couple Japanese) one night for (American) breakfast for dinner, and it went over pretty well.

Biscuits and gravy. Just have a thing of gravy and then fresh baked biscuits on the side.

Dude you are implying that the majority of the people on here (myself included) actually give a rats ass about how we look and feel at any given time.

I have depression

>>8365379
>I have depression
>Continues to eat garbage that makes you feel more depressed

Just start small like cutting soda/fast food and work your way up to a healthy diet. You have to make a change.

>>8365359
How's this b8, faggot?

That's not Chicago style, but yes I would eat it. I think they call that Detroit style, don't they? Or did I just hear the name and not look up the specific inference?

every time i come to this board i want to kill myself more

>>8365024
I'm sorry that my childhood tastes in food make you consider suicide, anon

Watermelon and white cheese.

My mom still eats this shit till today too

>>8364730
Neets often enter hibernation mode this time of year.

>>8364730
Have you quit booze or smoking?
Been more physically active?
Eating only empty calories like potato chips and chocolate?

>>8364736
This is actually true. If you live in a cold area your body has a tendency to demand food, think a squirrel hiding nuts. Even as a kid growing up in NY I experienced the same exact thing. It's your brain and body going into survival mode.

What did he mean by this?

>>8364569
What? You don't like the brick dust taste?

>>8366406
kill yourself

A roadhouse from Texas

>>8364200
Breaded chicken sandwich hold everything except lettuce and mayo

>>8364200
the steaks aren't that great, they have decent chicken fried steak, decent pork chops, and pretty good burgers/snadwiches. Prime rib is so so. Nothing is really that great, but i haven't had anything that was terrible.

Source: i stayed in a hotel 4 days a week for 2+ months and i have had everything on the menu

>>8363949
Orange slices.

>>8363949
Orange slices.

>>8363949
Orange slices.

I legitimately thought this was cum on cheap white bread.

And I'm not yet convinced it isn't...

you know damn well that that looks like cum and that 90% of your responses will be because of that

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>>8363719
'tis

>>8363619
if you were anything other than a colossal faggot you'd have posted in the other thread,
the one just made and still on page 1
>>8363598

Agreed.
All In-n-out retards need to be bulldozed into a mass grave.

>>8363624
>"In-N-Out is a great burger for a great price."

What a self-absorbed pompous fag.
Choke on my dick, and screw your thread, i hope it dies.

I wish I still lived near a Roy Rogers. I liked their fried chicken.

>>8364648
Move to SE Asia. They have a shit ton of them.

>>8363000
double R bar FTW

Ramen is a meme. Every single other poor people food is better.

>1. Add your own spices
>2. Oriental
>3. Chili/Kimchi (although kimchi is usually more expensive)
>4. Shrimp/"seafood"
>Everything else
>>8362515
This

i eat ramen dry with the flavor packet sprinkled over it fight me

salad lifehacks: use acidic dressing to cut down on cals. Finely minced garlic in lemon juice, red wine vinegar and some soy sauce and worchester is good.

sundried tomatoes (normal dried ones not the ones in oil) finely chopped gives good flavor.

Add lean proteins like chicken, cottage cheese, tuna etc so satiates for longer. my rule is 100 gr of protein food, then the rest of the salad for stuffing my face with low cal foods.

Tabouleh.

>>8362578
Raw garlic lemon juice and finely diced jalapeño is my favourite dressing highly recommend trying it at least once