>Are you making spaghetti anon? Let me help you out!
it fits in the pot when you break it in half
>>8360722
it fits urethra even if you don't break it.
my roommate did this while i was cooking spag recently and i wanted to stab him in the throat
A friend gave me a whole duck. What are some good recipes?
bumperino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
>I caught a duck at the park and it's in a carboard box in the freezer
[1]
The base of all life is water, so let's start with some of that.
Add a load of garlic, red pepper flakes, and italian season because you need to
spice up your life.
>>8360128
[2]
Add some sausage, porky.
>>8360134
[3]
Keep cooking that sausage. Remember, the pig is an unclean animal. I'm not going
to tell you that you shouldn't eat pig. But if you do, make sure to cook it
thoroughly. Otherwise you'll get all kinds of crazy diseases. (hence why it is
widely regarded as an unclean animal)
DO NOT proceed to step 4 until that sausage is completely brown. We don't take
chances with pork.
>>8360137
[4]
Add some of god's medicine to the batch. (sweet peas)
Why do I call it god's medicine? Because I used to be sick all of the time, and
no medicine ever helped me all that much. Then one day I discovered that eating
a bunch of sweet peas made me feel better. Everytime I got sick, I'd cook up some
peas, and it always pushed the sickness back with greater effectiveness than any
medication.
I realized the miracle, and from there forth, I always refer to green sweet peas
as "god's medicine".
>Have 10 page research paper and presentaiton due on Wednesday morning
>haven't done anything on it at all
>use cooking as a way to procrastinate
So I just bought 10 pounds of habeneroes from the natural food store. I'll be making at least 5-6 gallons of hot sauce out of them (fermented), but what should I do with any left overs?
They wont' be arriving till wednesday after noon, so I have time to plan.
Hey it's me, from the lacto fermentation thread.
Just a note for the fat fucks out there, chili pepper consumption noticeably and quickly increases you metabolism and gives you more energy. Not like "energy drink" energy. Like, you feel well rested and mentally engaged for the entire week.
Do you go to Sewanee?
No I'm in El Paso, near Hatch (chili capital) and Las Cruces (location of national chili institute).
Lots of chili propaganda out here. I believe it all though.
i really want tacos but my stupid boyfriend opened a can of beans and then decided he didn't want them and put the fucking lid back on and put them on the shelf and i opened it and the smell made me nearly die and now i'm grossed out by beans
wat do?
>>8359248
eat lots of happy icecream and forget about the beans, and then have some good beans to erase the memory of the bad beans while thinking happy thoughts, rinse and repeat until like beans.
>>8359248
Cook your own beans. It's easier than raping someone that has narcolepsy.
>>8359258
i do cook my own
they were home canned
What is the mathematically optimal way to fry an egg?
>>8358231
Using Pythagoras theorem.
Ideally past the speed of light.
>>8358231
Cooking it over easy in cast iron while watching your wife get fucked by Tyrone
stop eating thin crust
>>8351782
This is the ideal pizza. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
That type of pizza does not exist in the UK. (As far as I know)
Deep dish (real deep dish) is so different from floppy, fordable thing pizza it's almost like a different thing altogether. What i'm saying is you can enjoy both
Where's your favorite pizza from /ck/?
my oven
Party store down the street sells giant slices for $2.50 and it's insanely good. You can buy a full pizza for like 10 dollars and $1 more for garlic cream cheese dip.
The pizza from Comet Ping Pong is great.
is it a meme /ck/?
it's alright
>>8348970
I have no desire to try anything other than milk chocolate kit kat
The texture/flavor in a matcha Kitkat is fantastic. I wish they were more widely available.
Do they make coffee Kitkats?
pic captioned "home made bone broth"
What would you do with this? Woman who posted it is latino.
>what would you do with this?
Any couple hundred of different things I might be doing on a given day that required a generic broth/stock? Freeze the leftovers in quart containers.
>>8362126
>
bone her broth obviously
>>8362132
Do you just throw away the vegetables?
Brehs, i think i just made the GOAT sandwich
>got a dank-ass whole grain baguette
>slice that shit in two
>spread olive paste on the one side of it
>spread butter on the other
>put some quality ham in betweeb
>put some turkey fillet
>put some cured pork meat
>some prosciutto
>top it with shitloads of grated kashkaval(Bulgarian yellow cheese)
>a few slices of tomatoe
>put a small stem of thyme inbetween
>bake the shit out of it in the over
>top it with a bit of sriracha, mayo and dijon mustard
it tastes like heaven, brothers
Shut up faggot
>Put all that good quality meat and cheese in there
>Ruin it with sriracha
9/10 bait you got me
>>8361630
theres literally nothing wrong with sriracha tho
Easiest food prep for /fit/izen?
Meats, starch, and vege.
I've been running chicken breasts, brown rice, and whole green beans for about 4-5 months now. I'm starting to get sick of it. What's something really easy to food prep in tupperware?
Overnight oats
>>8361585
I had to give up milk a while back and have been drinking almond milk and using it for my shakes. Would it be too thick if I used almond milk for the overnight oats?
>>8361579
Why do you even care? Food is ONLY fuel, it doesn't matter how it tastes.
I just got back from McDonald's and feel like a piece of shit.
There is a McD's right by my apartment that I go to often. I went there earlier today and got a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, 6 chicken McNuggets, and a Sausage McMuffin. After work I was craving it all over again and ended up stopping by the drive-thru again.
I was pretty worried the same girl at the first window would still be on shift so I put on a winter hat and put the collar of my jacket up. When I drove up with my exact same order as earlier she was there to take my money.
She said, "you're here AGAIN?" as I was handing her the money while trying to avoid eye contact and I just lost it. I have social anxiety and I ended up retracting my arm so fast I spilled the change all over her side and started stuttering something about "my wife" and then I started to hyperventilate and felt an anxiety attack coming on.
I just floored it and I am so glad there was no one in front of me because I peeled out of there. I can still see her face.
I'll have to start going to a new McDonald's even though the closest one is like 10 minutes away. Maybe I'll switch to Wendy's I don't know.
Anyway, aside for just sharing one of the worst and most embarrassing moments of 2016 so far I was wondering how you would have reacted and responded to the cashier's remark.
>>8361322
I would have just said "yes", or something.
Also going to McDonald's twice in one day is pretty retarded.
>>8361322
Try /r9k/
There are better McAutist stories out there, but I still enjoyed this one.
Why noone here talks about cooking in a bag (heatproof plastic, not usual ones), or at least en papillote, in foil?
>easy
>better cooked insides
>uses less oil
>keeps all the juices inside
>>8361307
Huh?
>>8361307
because browning makes things taste better.
>>8361307
because the bag will melt, retard. why would you want to eat a molten bag for dinner?
Just tried alcohol for the first time and I had to stop myself from throwing up.
Nasty shit.
>>8360983
Under age b& c& & v&
>tries alcohol
>posts picture of American piss water
>???
Yeah it's pretty gross. The only kind I've found that is remotely passable is certain champagnes (or "sparkling wines" for you strict terminology assholes) because they actually taste like fruit juice.