I want you to eat the fish right out of my cabbage patch, /ck/.
kys
>>8363369
i second this emotion
I want you to squash my kielbasa with those big, firm, juicy, succulent tomatoes.
Am I autistic for finding the idea of having vegetables mixed in with pasta disgusting? I mean don't get me wrong, having some on the side is perfectly fine to me - but for some reason the idea of having vegetables in the sauce and along with the pasta itaelf seems really unappealing.
I could maybe see something like mushrooms in carbonara or finely cut peppers in something spicy working out okay, but that's about it.
I don't think they go well together either. Better to just have it steamed on the side, yeah.
Or have them in lasagna.
Or have stir fry instead.
What the fuck do you think 'the sauce' is made of?
>>8361133
Depends on what you put in it, obviously. I don't personally make any that involve vegetables beyond what I listed above.
[spoiler]You don't think tomatoes are a veg, right?[/spoiler]
>people are complaining about an avocado shortage when the grocery stores bins are overflowing with these magnificent beauties
>liberate that enormous heart from the choke
>all gone
One of my favorites.
>>8360736
i love artichoke more than any side veggie desu, they're wonderful. also, cutting a choke with a boning knife??
Is this close to what they really serve in Chicago? I'm from the UK, and this is as close as I can get to your famous style of pizza.
>>8360533
not even close, that looks pretty bad.
photo for reference
>>8360533
Yeah, this is a lot like in Chicago. Since you're in England this is probably the best you can get.
I just bought these ikea knives on someone's recommendation here and want to say thank you.
I was about to buy a set of victorinox fibrox knives. I've used them in food service before and know they're good quality at a reasonable price. But these were cheaper, look ten times better (clearly Global inspired), are razor sharp as expected, and they have a fifteen year warranty. Basically when they get dull and need to be ground down, I can just take them back to Ikea and exchange them for free.
The 8" chef knife was $20, vs. $25 for the Fibrox. Really happy with these and would recommend them to anyone.
You sound like the sort of person who probably eats at McDonald's
I doubt "it got dull" is covered under a knife's warranty
>>8360379
"it won't cut" strikes me as a fairly fundamental failure for a knife. What exactly do you think the warranty will cover? They're hardly going to offer a warranty on the handle falling off when it's made from one piece of steel.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/45956812/knasa-chef-knife-inspired-by-nasa-patented-technol
I keep seeing an ad for this kickstarter knife on normie book. Is it going to actually be good?
probably not, for the same reason they don't make knives out of tungsten, it'll probably explode if you drop it or if the blades chipped or compromised
meme knife eat dicks
if 'inspired by nasa' is in the kickstarter url it is probably bullshit
no. its just another modern supersteel that will perform marginally (aka you won't notice) better than other modern steels and it's a crappy German-style profile anyway.
the major benefit of the steel is that it's patented and therefore exclusive, tbis is 96.89% marketing.
if it was a really important breakthrough in metallurgy they'd be selling it to factories with cutting machines, not Martha Stewart retards
Post food tips and tricks please
is that coffee for your contacts so your eyes stay awake?
>>8354998
Yeah it gets into your body and keeps you up
>>8355002
I DID THIS ONCE AND I COULDNT SLEEP FOR FIVE DAYS
i'm making a wendy's run. anyone want anything?
>>8354894
>bacomemeator
>not the classic triple
poor taste, lad
spicy chicken nuggets
Salad and a Diet Coke please.
Let's see who is an actually good cook here, /ck/
Tell me how you make your steaks, from what cut you use to every exact technique.
Go!
I use t bone I cook and it good. make with hot.
Rib Eye, Eye Fillet or Porterhouse.
>Room temp
>Season it just prior to cooking
>Sear it on both side in a smoking hot pan
>Add a little nob of butter just before taking it off, Let it rest.
>When I do a rib eye I finish it in an oven on low heat to cook through to medium rare all the way which seems impossible in a pan due to the thickness of the steak from my experience
Really not a lot to a steak
>>8351059
>steak
don't have to be a good cook to be able to make steak. it's an incredibly simple dish where the ingredient speaks for itself and doesn't require any skilled manipulation of ingredients.
Who has the best? For a long time I was convinced it was McDonald's, but recently my mind has been BLOWN by Spicy Crispy Chicken Jr at Burger King.
>>8366043
Tyson
>>8366047
You're through the looking glass aren't you
>>8366043
for me it's a MchickenC the fastest chicken bugger taste
"1 American Champagne, please waiter..."
>>8365848
"One bad thread please, OP....."
"extra high fructose corn syrup please waiter"
Hourly
Yuropoor
Obsession
Thread
Does anyone have a suggestion on a good zesting knife? All of the ones I see on amazing look cheap as fuck. I'd prefer it to be a solid piece of stainless.
>>8365842
on amazon*
buy a rasp/microplane zester
It's a zesting knife; how robust do you need it to be? Are you planning to zest and oak tree or something?
I'm eating some homemade meatballs with maccaroni.
fml cant get this pic to rotate, sorry boys
>>8365739
Meatballs and pasta is fine but where is the gravy?
>>8365741
Fucking 'phone posters...
Picture of your fridge contents GO GO GO
NICE TRY NSA
wait i recognize that tray from another thread
make a sandwich you fag
For me it's Dr. Pepper. The best carbonated beverage.
>>8365595
Me too. Ever since I had Dr. Pepper no other beverage has come close.
Still have no fucking idea how to describe the taste.
>mfw plebs drink anything carbonated other than champagne
>>8365595
>he drinks soda unironically
wew