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Custard squares

Excellent thread

Pudding rectangles

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>>8358800
Nothing.
The Colonel is cooking for me.

I know there's an avocado shortage, but avocados for ants? Come on...

BLTs

>escargot

Seriously?

muffuletta

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Gumbo

biggie cheese is a fucking cunt

>>8359001
had me think i was gonna see a RAT

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Made these last night

What happened to Dave's?

>>8357193
>no nutritional detriment
>artificial sweeteners

pick one

It's like my childhood chemistry set in my mouth!

>>8357295
What are the detriments of artificial sweeteners?

>>8356691
How you going to cook it?

Got 14 mins on my lasagna until I take the foil off. Kinda nervous on what it will look like

>>8356719
'Cook it'?

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For boxed curry I prefer hot Vermont Curry, but this is what the store had. I'll supplement with some chili garlic saus

Alright, first we're chopping some carrots, a big red onion, and a russet potato. My knife is a cheap piece of shit. I'm going to IKEA tonight and will try out their Global knockoff chef knife.

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The recipe doesn't call for it, but I'm browning the beef. Last time I posted a follow along here you guys crucified me for not getting a good maillard reaction, so this time I'm using my cast iron on high heat.

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There's some brown. I'm gong for rare/medium rare with some good browning, and the slow cooker will cook and break it down over the afternoon.

>>8356430
Oh look it's another American thread, it comes from a packet or a tin.

Maybe one day Americans can learn to make something?

>>8356441
Obvious bait.

Also obvious answer is Vegetable Beef Soup, made in large batches to enjoy for the next week.

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>>8356430
It's winter so gotta stock up on fat.

I go about my day like a good little wage slave. They don't get great service but I'll help them regardless because I really don't care and it's not worth making a scene

I do everything I can to earn that $0 tip. Enjoy your no refills and cold food, bitches.

>>8350147
How about you get a real job with a real wage if you're unhappy with your work conditions. You agreed to the rules of the games yet you whine every time you don't get your extra dollar

>>8359997

Mixed in. Sauce on top is a clear sign that the pasta wasn't finished by cooking it in the sauce.

>>8359997
mixed.

>>8359997
>not letting the red or clam sauce steep in the pasta for at least 10mins

>>8359722
business 101, you don't have to be unique, you don't have to be new, you have to fill a hole in the market. build stripped down air fryers, throw in some of daddy's money for marketing, and sell it as a luxury item. maybe even sell some seasoning packets that the chip warmer "infuses" into the chips to create all new flavors!

Why would I want warm potato chips?

>>8359766
Tortilla chips, where hot ones are a billion times better

Do you always use the word meme like Smurfs use the word smurf?

>>8359655
The most annoying meme is the one where people act superior because they dislike something that most other people like just to be contrary. Those guys suck

>>8359665

Young people are empty vessels. They say what they read. They're too fucking stupid to know how stupid they sound. It's like listening to a toddler. Gamma makes me toast.. Gamma.. I love Gamma. Just listen to it like you do a small child.

>>8359615
Go work at an indian restaurant. Had to chop 50-75lbs of onions a day.

>>8359621
Did you wear goggles to keep yourself from crying

>>8359628
No, I've been in a kitchen almost 14 years now. After a while it doesnt affect you.

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>shaped
>bacon

i hate this meme

>>8359522
2 choices:

1. Throw it in the nearest river and scream "quack quack quack" as loud as you can

2. Kill yourself

>>8359531
i will do none of those things
not today anyway.

>>8359389
Apparently they're not actually nuts, like peanuts are

>he even eats nuts
>argues about what nuts he likes best
Nigga you gay

fuck you for getting that stupid chestnuts roasting over an open fire song stuck in my head