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Foods to eat after surgery 2016-12-13 09:49:17 Post No.8367044
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Foods to eat after surgery Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:49:17 Post No. 8367044 [Report] [View this topic]

I just got my wisdom teeth taken out and for the next few days I can only have soft foods. I'm dreading the rest of this week and want to know what ideas you have for a good meal that I and others like me can eat.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:57:49 Post No.8367078
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>>8367044
mashed potatoes. lots of butter and milk in them, so they're extra creamy. they're also supposed to have almost all nutrients the human body needs. don't eat them too hot, of course

Anonymous 2016-12-13 10:05:07 Post No.8367102
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>>8367044
MILK SHAAAAAKES!!!

Anonymous 2016-12-13 10:06:09 Post No.8367105
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>>8367068
Where do you work that that's what you were doing for eight solid hours, Anon?!

Anonymous
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Natural Aphrodisiacs Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:05:19 Post No. 8366911 [Report] [View this topic]

I might be having a girl over soon for cook and chill and I'm thinking of conceiving a meal that will make her want to eat the special desert (my dick). Do aphrodisiac foods like celery or oysters work or is it just a myth? If they do, what are the best ones?
pic unrelated

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:07:34 Post No.8366919
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>>8366911
Are you incapable of cooking her a nice meal and fucking her like any other normal human being does?

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:09:25 Post No.8366923
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>>8366919
>any other normal human
where do you think you are?

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:09:34 Post No.8366925
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>>8366911
ITS ALL A MYTH. DONT SWEAT IT ANON. IF SHES COMING TO YOUR HOUSE SHE ALREADY WANTS TO FUCK. DON'T MAKE ANYTHING HEAVY AND KEEP SPICINESS TO A MINIMUM. THERES NOTHING SEXY ABOUT FUCKING AFTER MEATLOAF OR SPICY TACOS.

Anonymous
2016-12-13 08:56:27 Post No.8366891
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:56:27 Post No. 8366891 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I make my burritos not be so runny?

I'm not from America so burritos aren't so popular here, but they are really good so I've tried making my own instead of going to the expensive take-away place. Everytime I've tried to make them though the ground beef is always so loose it's like trying to wrap up stew. Even worse with the sauces I'm trying to use too.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:07:49 Post No.8366920
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>>8366891
DONT USE GROUND BEEF. REAL BURRITOS DONT USE IT. STEAK, CHICKEN OR CARNITAS ARE THE AUTHENTIC CHOICES.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:10:34 Post No.8366926
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>>8366920
you can use ground beef, just remove some of the rendered fat and improve your rolling

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:13:16 Post No.8366934
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>>8366926
>replying to the caps lock faggot
leave

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2016-12-13 08:53:28 Post No.8366882
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:53:28 Post No. 8366882 [Report] [View this topic]

Who makes the best new york 'za?

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:26:01 Post No.8366969
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>>8366882
PROBABLY NEW YORK

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Detroit > New York > Chicago

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:53:38 Post No.8367060
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>>8366969
But what pizza shop?

Anonymous
2016-12-13 08:20:06 Post No.8366788
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:20:06 Post No. 8366788 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup /ck/, I want to get some relatives whiskey for Christmas but I don't know anything about whiskey. The reviews on most things just say things like ''the bottle looks nice 5 stars''. What's good? How old should it be? How much does a good whiskey cost?

Spirits general also, if you like.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:24:14 Post No.8366800
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>>8366788
Makers Mark

Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:26:30 Post No.8366809
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>>8366788
Really show off and get a bottle of Blandton's
LIke 60 bucks but it's not for mixing so it should last a while.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:40:50 Post No.8366856
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>>8366809
That's pretty fancy, cheers!

Mostly used to drinking the £10 stuff (t. /alck/) so I'm kind of lost when it comes to notes and palates and whatever.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:52:06 Post No. 8366715 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it worth the hour and a half of stirring to do it the old fashioned way?

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:03:35 Post No.8366744
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>>8366715
It's not worth it either way.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:59:49 Post No.8367086
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>>8366744
But I love torrone.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 10:06:28 Post No.8367107
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>>8367086
no you dont

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What are they? 2016-12-13 07:49:30 Post No.8366702
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What are they? Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:49:30 Post No. 8366702 [Report] [View this topic]

Foods that help sleep and foods that help waking you up.

Seeing lots of conflicting stuff on this.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:28:59 Post No.8366973
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 09:28:59 Post No.8366973 [Report]

chamomile tea for sleep, coffee for waking up

Anonymous 2016-12-13 11:01:21 Post No.8367242
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 11:01:21 Post No.8367242 [Report]

ICE COLD WATER. To keep awake
>>8366973
Yeah and that tea to sleep

Anonymous 2016-12-13 11:15:54 Post No.8367275
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Cocaine for sleep. Cocaine for waking up.

Anonymous
2016-12-13 07:48:10 Post No.8366699
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:48:10 Post No. 8366699 [Report] [View this topic]

With the world population expected to hit 10 billion by 2050, how much do you think our diets here will have to change? Do you think the price of meat will go up significantly? Should i just go soylent now?

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:07:18 Post No.8366757
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Most of the population growth will be in Africa and India, and they're already starving so not much is gonna change.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:09:19 Post No.8366758
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:09:19 Post No.8366758 [Report]

Pork will probably illegal in germany by then so I have to switch to beef. Also making my own alcohol and hope the sharia police won't find out.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:11:10 Post No.8366762
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>>8366699
>animal protein
If you aren't investing in cattle and cattle related stocks/etf's for the long term you're doing it wrong.

Anonymous
2016-12-13 07:31:07 Post No.8366645
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:31:07 Post No. 8366645 [Report] [View this topic]

Is dessert the best food of all time? I'm trying to decide between pizza, cheesesteak sandwiches, and dessert.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:32:39 Post No.8366650
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:32:39 Post No.8366650 [Report]

Dessert is a good food, but my own personal favorite food is dinner. I like having some good dinner for supper

Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:34:21 Post No.8366654
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>>8366650
desserts are all some sugar, candy, chocolate its all the same

Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:35:03 Post No.8366656
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>>8366654
Do you honestly believe that soldier?

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Beer 2016-12-13 07:21:30 Post No.8366617
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Beer Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:21:30 Post No. 8366617 [Report] [View this topic]

Lets talk about Beer. American/Canadian/Mexican/European whatever.

Favorite beer?

Favorite style?

Also, I have a question. I've been trying to get into craft beer, but just find the tastes to be too strong. I can drink one or two, but after 3 I feel like I ate a meal.

Usually I drink stuff like Corona, Keystone Light, Molson Canadian.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 07:26:59 Post No.8366630
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>>8366617
>Usually I drink stuff like Corona, Keystone Light, Molson Canadian.

0/10

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>>8366630
Thank you for contributing anon

Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:43:45 Post No.8366864
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 08:43:45 Post No.8366864 [Report]

I don't like piss sorry

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 06:33:18 Post No. 8366462 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello ck today we will be cooking with anon to make sour patch kids gum nachos

First get a bag of tortilla chips

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Step two get your gum

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Step 3 put the gum in your hand

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STEP 4 use meme magic to open it

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/vegan/ Anonymous 2016-12-13 05:49:09 Post No. 8366346 [Report] [View this topic]

Sup /ck/

Post your /vegan/ delights ITT

Here's my contribution... vegan curry with basmati rice and shredded carrots. It's pretty figgin' delicious :)

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>>8366346

Girlfriend just made donuts

Anonymous 2016-12-14 02:11:48 Post No.8367721
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>>8366346
I'd rather show you my carnivorous toilet so you can see what it looks like to NOT shit 6 hours a day.

But hey, at least you used basmati rice...that has protein content.

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This is the only thing I have that isn't mcchicken related

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 05:48:22 Post No. 8366345 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw SIBO

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 05:50:39 Post No.8366354
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 05:50:39 Post No.8366354 [Report]

Doesn't look fun. What's your diet have to be?

Anonymous 2016-12-13 05:53:50 Post No.8366360
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>>8366354
Supposed to be low FODMAPS.

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>>8366345
tell me how to normalize me sphincter function all wise and powerful OP

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:56:56 Post No. 8365982 [Report] [View this topic]

Why there's no more proper reality cooking shows on TV anymore?

Hell's Kitchen is so shit this season it's unbearable.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 03:01:55 Post No.8366004
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 03:01:55 Post No.8366004 [Report]

Like all reality tv, the format is fucking garbage.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

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>>8365982
>so shit this season
it's been unwatchable trash from day one

Anonymous 2016-12-13 03:04:38 Post No.8366014
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>>8366004

I need to watch something while I'm stuffing my face with food

I just binged watched Top Chef and there's nothing else to watch.

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:13:56 Post No. 8365877 [Report] [View this topic]

Person A orders a pizza.
Person B asks person A for a slice of the pizza.
Person A refuses, eats the whole pizza by himself.

Who is the greedy person in this scenario?

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Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:14:26 Post No.8365878
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:14:26 Post No.8365878 [Report]

B. Order your own fucking pizza.

Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:17:15 Post No.8365889
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Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:17:15 Post No.8365889 [Report]

If it was a personal or a regular, B is greedy. Large or above you can spare a slice for a friend.

Not just some random though

Anonymous 2016-12-13 02:19:58 Post No.8365896
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>>8365877
I want person C to shit in my mouth.

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