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o-ok

I had 2 beers tonight

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spent the evening trying to hide my drunkenness from my family, finally they've gone to bed so i can relax now

>>8390710
I like to leave bowls and glasses in the bathroom in between trips to the kitchen but then maybe I forget to take one and I go to take a piss and the bathroom be smelling like brunswick stew or cummin

>>8390710
No.

what is vanilla milk?

>>8390381
Franzia is cheap, grape juicey, and I guarantee they'll never ask you again.

>>8390385
Is it known to be cheap? I want it to look like an attempt was made at least. I guess I could present it with an amusing anecdote like "it came highly recommended by the bum outside of the store" or something to that effect.

>>8390381
This doesn't quite meet your recommendation but I promise everyone will like it. Fruit up front, mineral medium clean finish. Kung Fu Girl Riesling. It's like 9 bucks a bottle, assuming you're in America.

How will I remember things I've never heard of?

>onions or potatoes
I can live without potatoes. I use onions too much to even consider getting rid of them.

360 and moon walk out

Memes become memes because they're true, Anon. Rejecting memes completely makes you a contrarian which is much more annoying than a bandwagoner.

>>8390208
bad news bruh, caring if something is a meme, is a meme

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>>8390208
Nah smoking makes cheap cuts of meat pretty damn tasty. It's pretty much the only way things like a tough stringy cut of meat like brisket can be turned into a magical pastrami.

mostly homecooked meat-and-potatoes type stuff.

nice quads.

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Really bland American baby boomer food. Lots of dishes made with canned goods. Casseroles, baked chicken breasts with stove top stuffing, spaghetti with jarred sauce (no fucking wonder I can't stand spaghetti), and a fair amount of fast food. Well it could have been worse I suppose.

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I weighed 220 pounds by 9th grade. My mom learned to cook in Turkey from cookbooks because it's all she could find in English and needed a hobby while my dad spied on the Russian transmissions. By the time his tour in the air force was over she had something like a hundred cookbooks.

>>8389986
Stop reposting this

>>8389989
DELET THIS

>>8389986
maybe

>>8389548
imho all i do while away from dog is pray for it's safety

Both? I make a meal plan for the week based on what I already have so that I'm not wasting perishable ingredients, figure out what I'll need to get, and don't deviate very much. That said, I also have a pretty good idea what's going to be in available and in season with very few exceptions (I don't know EXACTLY when fiddleheads or ramps will be there, but most other things I can tell based if nothing else on what things looked like last week). That said, if there's an unexpected sale on something I'll get it if it's something that'll keep (rutabagas, pork roast) or is too good to pass up and worth rearranging the meal plan for.

>>8389548
You get the meat last so it stays cooler longer

an all beef hotdog

>2016
>not ageing your semen in oak barrels

no I meant nacho cheese, put nacho cheese in it.

So what's weird about that?

>>8388109
I mean the purpose of a stick in a lolipop is so you can hold it while you enjoy it, which usually takes quite a while because it's meant to be licked and sucked, but a single bite of cake would take literally seconds to consume so what's the purpose of the stick? May as well just be served on a napkin or something

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>>8388121
The purpose of sticks in food is to avoid using cutlery while also not getting your hands dirty. It has nothing to do with how long it takes to eat.

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I just picked up this one. Seems interesting.

>>8387373

Some of my favorites

Anchor Steam
Boddington's
805
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
Guinness
Stelle Artois
Hoegaarden
Sapporo
Asahi
Tsingtao
Tecate w/ Lime (mostly when drinking with Mexibros though)
Corona (read above)
Pacifico
Scrimshaw
Shocktop
Blue Moon (frat parties)
Trumer Pils

>>8387373
What beer should I buy for Chrissy/BDay/NY? Preferably available in Straya.

>>8387115
The cookies are a formality. People just want the tin.

>>8387115
DANISH FUCKING SHITS

Some have sugar on top.

>>8387049

You're going to get a variety of answers, mate.

People who are majoring in EE/CPE/CS/SE will typically get an internship during their second year that pays like 3-7K per month.

People are majoring in IT/Customer Service will probably make like 15.

You should post your City, State and major.

>>8387066
Sarasota, Florida.
I'm starting at a CC so right now my major is "Network Systems Technology". I'm not 100% retarded and I can figure out math, I'll start at a uni and get a degree in CompSci.

>>8387081
>I'm not retarded
IF I'm not retarded

not looking bright for me huh

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>>8386961
>dark bear

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This was the beer. It's hard to find a lone bottle of beer. Never even heard of this stuff.

>>8386967
>vegans care about light-skinned bears but not the darkies

For me, it's the McChicken

>>8386461
If it was me, I'd buy 13-15 McChickens' They'd love the best fast food sandwich.

Head down to your local McDonald's and get 20 McChickens, the best fast food sandwich