you will remember them, but they will all be gone

How will I remember things I've never heard of?

>onions or potatoes
I can live without potatoes. I use onions too much to even consider getting rid of them.

360 and moon walk out

>>8390332
solanales are tomatoes and peppers too!

Translate, I don't speak nonsense language.

>>8390358
those are scientific classifications, orders that contain vegetables
red is the nightshade family with tomatoes and potatoes and eggplants and shit
blue is the onion, garlic, asparagus and shit family

>>8390358
>i'm too stupid and lazy to look up definitions while using an internet connected device

humanity is done for

>>8390324

Gotta have them potatoes, mang.

>>8390347
i stand by my decision. as much as i love peppers, i love onion and garlic much more.

>>8390362
Thanks for spoonfeeding my lazy ass. Fuck eggplants and onions. But I love garlic and potatoes.

>>8390368
Too stupid? Not at all. Too lazy? Yes, I don't deny that.

>not capitalizing scientific names
Not participating in this dumdum orgy.

>>8390370
I love country fried potatoes with onion. I'm done for.

>>8390386
>Fuck eggplants and onions. But I love garlic and potatoes.
You fucked up with a misunderstanding of the facts presented to you.

Onions and garlic are in the same camp here.

>>8390401
>You fucked up with a misunderstanding
>Onions and garlic are in the same camp here.

I'm fully aware, and therein lies my conundrum. I like parts of both but dislike others of both, so which do I choose?

Both of these are really difficult to press. But as much as I love garlic and onions, I'm just not prepared to live in a world without tomatoes or peppers.

>>8390407
Oh shit, I'm drunk and I didn't catch your drift there.

Personally, I love garlic and onions, and I would be really fucking pissed if I didn't have tomatoes, peppers, and potatoes to work with.

I think the only logical option here is russian roulette with a magazine-fed pistol.

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Why would I press either of them? You didn't give me an ultomatum, or a reason to do so otherwise.

>>8390324
Can't I just turn 360 degrees and walk away from both buttons?

>>8390425
you will get aids if you don't push one

>>8390460
i'll take the aids

i have good benefits

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>>8390467
in that case, your waifu becomes real but she is with someone else and doesn't love you, and moves in next door so you have to see her living with her husband almost every day, and you notice the way she looks at him and know she will never look at you that way

>>8390324
easy, press red

>>8390327
Someone already pressed both buttons.