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what does it matter, they're all doctors

You should be more worried about your dick and less worried about who handles it

>>17388793
>>17388802
Yeah yeah but I have to pick either the male doc or one of the two female docs.

It feels kinda weird to think about delibererly choosing another man to look at your dick but on the other hand it would feel even more awkward to have a woman inspect you for STDs

You cope by learning to do the best you can with what you have. This is not just about makin your physical appearance more appealing (thpugh it does do this often to surprising degrees). It is also about ensuring that you're aware that you're putting your best foot forward. This affects the way you carry yourself and behave around others, which boosts you yet further.

This can't work miracles. It's not going to turn a 4/10 into a 10/10. But at the absolute least it'll bring you to a point where you're no longer actively pushing the opposite sex away, and it can even boost you at least a pount or two beyond that.

It's hard to not let societal pressures fuck w your head. The best thing you can do is just focus your efforts on yourself.

>>17388819
>societal pressures

Robot here.

It's not just "societal pressures", it's also biological imperative. As individuals, mating is not a "need", but as a species, it is - that's we why may feel compelled (by loneliness, horniness etc.) to find a suitable mate.

Virtually everyone feels this 'need', even if, as it turns out, they are not themselves, a suitable mate.

And that fucking sucks.
But I'm pretty good at this whole 'acceptance' thing, being the 'creepy' robot for so long, I've learned a thing or two, so I'mma help:
>First thing, even if you're like me and you actually thrive when you're alone and don't really like or trust others, every now and then, no matter how much you accept your situation, you're gonna end up feeling shitty. This feeling comes and goes, and you just have to wait it out.

Okay, with that little disclaimer out of the way, lets look at how you can be the best, at being an uggo;
>Talk to people, practise talking with shopkeepers. Don't worry, they get paid for it, and they've dealt with crazier people than you, and most of them would rather chat than work in silence. Make small talk, mention the weather or some shit. Social skills can make up for alot of things the rest of you can't.
>Get a job in a busy place - again, more about talking to people. Never go into too much detail or anything. Use cliches alot, the goal is to keep them talking to you, not the other way around, so ask questions (but nothing too personal). People fucking love good listeners, as well as talking about themselves.

Why the social skills?
Because being an unattractive shithead loser makes you an easy target - you need to be able to be diplomatic. I've gotten out of more situations by sharing a cigarette and chatting than I can count.

Okay, so what next:
>Maintain fitness. It's not for looks, it's damage control so you don't get any bloody worse.
>Hobbies (to distract you)
>Acceptance - you gotta tell yourself what you are. I call myself a 'creep'.

Spend the money get it done right. Things can go wrong, it can get infected don't be a dumbass I know that's hard for you

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Just need some hollow needles. Swab the area with some alcohol wipes or something. I'd mark where you want your holes with a pen first. When your ready, push quickly and without hesitation and you should be fine. But I would recommend having some help.

>>17388732

It is dangerous and people charge money for it specifically because its a procedure that requires skill and tools that you don't own. If you could do it at home safely and easily piercing shops wouldn't exist.

I really don't get this. People don't mind spending thousands of dollars on collectibles and gaming computers and other trivial bullshit but when it comes to their health and body safety they're always looking for a fucking deal.

If you want to risk fucking your ear up permanently, go for it. If you want to guarantee that it will be done safely and properly then don't be a fucking cheap ass and just spend the money on it.

he's an adult which means he should keep track of his things, that being said if and when he leaves without asking for it back its all yours

Did you ask him first? To clarify?

>>17388937
I agree with this guy. If he never asks for it back then whatever

Not a good idea. It doesn't have a dedicate video card, ULV processor and will probably overheat (Very common problem on HP Notebooks)

>HDD and not flash but still somehow only 300gnb
>1366x 468 monitor
garbage

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>>17388711
What's my best option in the $600 range? Can I get what I need?

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>>17388699

>How will people respond if you are upfront like that?

Not well.

>>17388708
>not well

why, are there still people looking to fill the void in their soul with a tinder hookup? that's pretty foolish. don't they know it's not eharmony?

>>17388714

Because desperation stinks so no self respecting girl would respond to your pathetic plea for a mouth on your penis and any girl who would respond to you is probably a gross, mentally unstable skank tantamount to human garbage.

Don't assume that the rest of the world is as desperate and pathetic as you are. Just because people are online looking for a physical connection doesn't mean they're sad enough to stoop as low as you.

not the bees noooooo aaaaaagh

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You don't, landlords dont give a single shit. Do it yourself or deal with it, sadly thats how it works.

Depending on where you live, that could be illegal. Hire a lawyer

>>17388670
who cares about women? just care about whether you can please yourself

>>17388670

Not if all of your focus is on the dimensions of your dick.

Grow up and gain a bit of depth. Women will appreciate you more for it.

>>17388670
Not if you plan on relying on your dick alone, but neither well men two inches longer and twice as girthy. Actually being decent in bed is required to please a woman.

>>17388668

There's always a chance of getting addicted.

>>17388668

yes. on another note, it's healthy to be ok with being sober.

>>17388668
I wouldn't fuck with prescription pain pills unless you really have to for medical reasons. That stuff will wreck your life.

Source: have a pain disorder w/ a prescription for Tramadol 2x daily and STILL prefer to manage pain via low dosages of cannabutter because there's less risk of physical addiction

lots of people are flakes, busy, or both. they'll pretend they can and/or want to hang out, and then won't be able to.

it might be somewhat of a reflection on you that these people don't want to hang out with you, but it could also be entirely nothing to do with you.

I would say try to make friends that aren't flakey and have free time.

>>17388650
Most of my friends have an abundance of free time, much more so than I do. How do you tell if someone's flaky right off the bat?

>it might be somewhat of a reflection on you that these people don't want to hang out with you
I don't /think/ it is, even though it's infrequent everyone has a lot of fun when we do hang out, but then it's over and I'm the only one who wants to hang out again.

>>17388663
are your friends lazy? the two girls I know who do this, one is busy and the other is lazy. the rest of my friends don't flake...I'm not sure how you can get 100% flakey friends. Maybe look for them somewhere else? Maybe look for people who are lonely and will come over just to get validation.

>>17388639
Failure has already happened.

>>17388639
I'm curious how do online relationships work? Do you just video chat? do you have video "sex"?

It's either going to be really good or really bad. You have to prepare for the worst case scenario, like a catfish, or not feeling the same romantic feelings in person. Good luck man, I hope it works out.

I've always wanted to be happy

yeah I'd get my dick succed

>>17388633
I wanted to learn sign language to ask a certain girl out. Just for the heck of it. But I apparently took too long just to learn "do you wanna go out with me" and she's currently dating some fat dude.
Regardless it still seems like a cool skill to have.

>>17388614
You sound like a twat.

>>17388618
I'm aware. Advice would be appreciated. Bid for suicide as well.

Call her, apologize. Never do it again.
Done. (Btw get counseling)

I suppose that probably could happen, but it would be almost impossible to distinguish from any other cause. Particularly since it doesn't seem to happen in most such cases anyway.

>>17388597
I got raped as a kid, and I dominate the fuck out of women now. I AM KING>

On the slim chance that this isn't bait:

Are you an American?

>>17388588
They certainly never got as far as China. Even going as far as Italy is doubtful; their way of fighting was more geared toward back-the-fuck-off, rather than go-forth-and-conquer. Most of the other ancient Greek city-states were rather glad for that

>>17388594
Spaghetti, actually.