need to get my dick sucked. i feel like I'm going insane.

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>>17388699

>How will people respond if you are upfront like that?

Not well.

>>17388708
>not well

why, are there still people looking to fill the void in their soul with a tinder hookup? that's pretty foolish. don't they know it's not eharmony?

>>17388714

Because desperation stinks so no self respecting girl would respond to your pathetic plea for a mouth on your penis and any girl who would respond to you is probably a gross, mentally unstable skank tantamount to human garbage.

Don't assume that the rest of the world is as desperate and pathetic as you are. Just because people are online looking for a physical connection doesn't mean they're sad enough to stoop as low as you.

>>17388735
looks like I hit a nerve

I bet you actually use tinder
you have fun, and remember you aren't a tantamount to human garbage for having needs

>>17388708
>>17388735
Cuck detected, go post on >>>/lgbt/

>>17388699
>>17388714
>>17388741
If you're good looking then go for it, you'll probably get some matches

If you're not then forget it

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>>17388741

I do use tinder. I'm not sure what that has to do with how desperate you are. I think you'd have better luck on craigslist?

Normal girls smell desperation and run for the hills, even the girls that are one tinder looking for dick. I think you have this idea in your head that because they're on tinder they're willing to just suck any dick that comes along but unfortunately you have to put in a little more effort than just "SUCK MY DICK" to convince your average woman to do so.

>>17388751

OP is a desperate tinder creep. What that has to do with whether or not I like to watch my girlfriend have sex with other men, I'm not sure. Do you know what cuck means or do you just scream that at people whenever they say something that confuses you?

>>17388767
Well that's good. Neither of us use Tinder. I was speaking pretty figuratively. I don't understand the complexities of human attraction. All I know is how to try semi-successfully to be cool and liked, and eventually someone cute gives the succ (and proceeds to try to chain me up mentally so they can keep me, etc.). However, I never actually know why they were into me, or anyone else they were into for that matter. I can say, "Oh, he is a likable guy," but I never actually understand why woman want him. Can a straight male understand?

>>17388751
Yeah, good point. A casual but unique fashion sense also helps.

it appears you guys only know how to curse a nigga out and state the obvious?

>>17388699
OMG i can't wait to read this fucking thread!!! This better be good

>>17388837
If you're the OP you need to off yourself right now. Are you really bitching when your questions was:
>HURRR will it work if I say I need my dick sucked on tinderrrrrrr
>1 stop being lazy and try it fuck stick, see what happens lol
>2 WHO THE FUCK THINKS THAT'LL WORK?

It's too direct, it's too blunt, it's too desperate.... it's too everything. Your only hope if you do that is that you're attractive. If you're attractive and are already getting your shit sucked by five different women rotating throughout the week, then SURE! go for it!

But if you actually are desperate... that's the worst idea I've heard all day.

There's a balance OP between being forthright about your needs but also remembering that other people don't exist to satisfy your needs. If you want something from others, you should focus on giving them what they want.

So tell me - what do girls want? Figure that out, then try to give it to them.

>>17388860
I'm not even reading this post. You have a personality disorder, man.

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>>17388865
>says the guy telling women he needs his dick sucked or he's going to go insane
>insane
>...because a woman doesn't slurp his dick.
bwuaahha.

Also, you read my post.

>>17388699
Go to Craigslist's casual encounters.

>>17388699
Just stick it in a vacuum cleaner. Free and quick, maximum suction.

>>17388699
make that on your grindr profile and you should be good to go

yeah I know its not a girl but as long as you're getting your dick sucked what does it matter, just close your eyes and think of your favorite porn star