I don't get this girl.
She'll randomly come up to have a conversation (the only person who does that to me), and is very bubbly and lively when doing so. But when I try to get to know her more and push a little further for more than just friends, she'll suddenly grow circumspect and distant, and will disappear for a bit.
And after a week or two when I assume she's gone for good, she'll pop up in the most random places, at the most random times (sometimes all at the point of startling me), and act like nothing had happened. And when she does come up to you, she likes to be unusually close and personal. One example, after two weeks of not seeing her, she simply came up from behind me, put her face next to mine about an inch close, and whispered "good morning!" into my ear; easily making me jump.
Again, I don't understand her.
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Why is it that men like to pursue girls who obviously aren't interested in them? And walk away shattere and desolate when that finally becomes increasingly clear?
But when a girl does show interest in them, they're immediately confused and wondering "what's this girl's deal?"
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>>17387774
How do you know her? Do you work together?
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>>17387774
She is one of those overly affectionate people. Try not to read too deep into it because she is basically a social whore. You already took a swing at her so i would advise you just let things keep rolling as friends. For all you know she may be interest but doesn't know how to express it since she is stuck on 11 all the time.
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How do i prelude with a prostitute? Do i have to unlock her bra? how i do that?
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If you are in a legal brothel...
1. Pay the girl/pimp/madam
2. Go into the room they tell you to go into.
3. Get naked, lay on the bed, and wait for the prostitute.
4. When she comes in, let her do all the work.
It's really not hard at all, and if you have no moral obligations to it (which if it is a *LEGAL* place of prostitution regulated by the local government and operating within the law, you shouldn't), it can be very enjoyable. Just trust that they know what they are doing.
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nah, when I went to one, it was like this:
if you seem fugly and stink, she will send you to shower first, then you go into a room undress yourself and either tell her what you want or tell her, that you have no experience and let her do what she thinks feels good.
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>>17387815
>getting your dick soggy before the nasty
But that wouls ruin it
I haven't been here in years /adv/. I got a girls number last night but I know she's very busy(60 hour work weeks). I don't want to go straight to asking her out, but I have no idea how to text with someone I don't know. I worked with her a few months ago but hadn't seen her since then and I don't know her particularly well.
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How did you get that number in the first place
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>>17387751
Just text her and ask her if she is available to hang out anytime soon.
Don't get all hung up on the What ifs and she is busy. If she want to spend time with you she will make time, if she doesn't its her loss.
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>>17387776
>If she want to spend time with you she will make time, if she doesn't its her loss.
This. Additionally, I will add that, if she does pencil you in, but weeks in advance, proceed with caution. Be gracious, but just be ready for her to flake.
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Do you know the feeling when you're lonely and you could go to your friends but you feel somehow that would make things worse so you shut yourself off? What's the deal with that?
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What friends?
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Look outside, I know that you'll recognize,
It's summertime~
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you're not drunk enough
drink until it toggles back on
i don't have friends
but i do this with strangers
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Yo, I'm trying to get out my shell and I started practicing on social skills and talking to girls, I'm still kinda socially retarded so I can't read girls that well yet.
>Went out with a few friends yesterday
>Met a cute girl, she seemed interested but we were both drunk
>Had to get off the bus quickly as we were going in different directions so I didn't get her number.
>Looked her up on facebook, she accepted friend request.
Tell me what you make of this conversation. Should I continue or is she not interested?
I'm green
>Yo
Hey
>We didn't get to talk much last night, but I did have a fun time with you. Was a cool night.
Yeah definitely, was fun
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Just dropped out of College after 1 semester, probably going to go back to study next year with something different.
I'm turning 21 in 2 days and don't feel like Ive done enough in my life so far.
Moving to a different city where majority of my friends live because of this, just to work in whatever job I can get. I dont want to just end up working a day job for the rest of my life that I end up hating.
Pretty lost in the world at the moment, any of you guys leave college and go onto something better? Or any hobbies/training you took up to fill the education gap after highschool that you found beneficial later in life?
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If you go back to college go to cc first to do your gen eds and then transfer for the major.
Or go to trade school.
I'd argue against not getting some form of education, but it;s definitely not impossible to skip school and be successful
Figure it out asap. youre not getting any younger.
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I finished my AA, then pretty much did exactly as you described. Moved to a different city where some friends lived and roomed with them. I got a shit retail job that I ended up loving and I've moved up in the company and been there 4 years now. It has its ups and downs, and I don't make that much money really, but i make enough to support myself and now live on my own. You'll find your way in life, dude. Be happy with whatever you do.
As for filling the education gap, I now have a couple years experience as a manager and have picked up certifications for, and actually train people to use, the forklift, scissor lift, and other powered lifting equipment.
Just work your ass off like you're trying to save the world, and you'll go places.
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>gf of 6 months is in spain
>6 week study overseas bs
>constantly sending me photos
>sends me pic related (i drew it)
>pic is her and another female grabbing some guys ass while looking at the ocean.
>i say "i dont like you touching other guys asses. in what world do you see me touching anybody else and sending you a pic. jesus christ"
>she says hes gay
>i reply 'the principle still stands'
>she gets mad at me, saying im jealous and she 'cannot deal with this'
>hits me with a 'k' and doesnt respond
how to proceed from here?
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>>17387704
Dump her, fuck her when she'll come back.
Erasmus is a shit for relations but thank god we are in 2016 and you can avoid being a cuck.
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>>17387704
Relationship is most likely over. Start looking for a new girl while she is out. Once she comes back you can estimate the situation and either stick around or move to the new girl.
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>>17387704
Dump her, literally dump her, you have testicles mate, put your fucking foot down
Don't deal with skank bitches like this
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What are some easy jobs that pay better than $25000 a year?
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Foreign language tutor. Part time, offers salary from 40-80k @ tutoring places.
Do girls show their tits to get out of speeding tickets?
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Some do, some don't.
It can be considered a bribe and it's against the law to bribe police officers.
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I have. But only because he was looking. No ragrets.
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I was born and grew up in a megacity in the US. There's only like three so hopefully this won't be hard to visualize. The standard of success in these places is just so high. Everything is more expensive, jobs in cool industries are hard to get, your competition with getting a girl or just having any amount of social command may or may not be movie stars, elite athletes, wealthy lawyers/CEOs, and just super-chads.
I grew up in a place like this and frankly felt the gut instinct that I couldn't "hang". So when it was time to go to college, I moved across the country in a more "townie" type of place. No movie stars, no mega chads, easy for me to be "somebody" with just a day job and a college degree and OK looks.
But man I fuckig miss home. I might have an opportunity to move back soon, but I don't know if I want to go back. It's so wonderful and amazing there, but I wouldn't be able to afford a decent place like I can now, and I'd just constantly be cucked by Super Chads here. My friends want me to come home, my parents do, they say it'd be good for me rather than living "in the middle of nowhere", but I just don't want to deal with constantly being face-to-face with good looking millionaires and successful celebrities facing their dreams.
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>* cucked by super chads there
>* celebrities chasing their dreams
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>>17387663
What do you want to be when you grow up? It is possible to have a modestly successful career and life as a lawyer or dentist or store manager or engineer (or plumber or truck driver or garbageman) even in LA - as long as you stop measuring yourself against the actually very small number of Beautiful People.
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>>17387685
No idea, just graduated college with a mediocre paper-pushing job. I always dreamed of being a creative director at an ad firm or something.
>very small number of beautiful people
It's a lot bigger than you think :(
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Death thread, get in here faggots
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How do you die via flowers, inert gas, sleeping pills?
Can some expert in suicide detail all the methods and how to not fuck up. What quantity will I need in order to make my heart slow down?
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>experts in suicide
They are retired.
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>>17387660
Just kill yourself the Roman way, a sword in your innards. Like good Cato Uticensis, who, refusing to give up his republican principles, killed himself to deny Caesar the power to pardon him.
His first blow failed to pierce his intestines, but they spilled out, and as the doctor discovered him and tried to save him, he grasped his guts and tore them with his own hands, sealing his fate.
Truly a man's way to die. Let your final moment be, for once in your miserable life, filled with courage and and fortitude and not ease and shame. It will be the one honor you earned in your life.
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Inert gas - You don't. Pure helium is very hard to get as a consumer nowadays: they cut it with oxygen specifically so that it can't be used for suicide. Scuba divers even fill their tanks with it sometimes; they call it heliox, and it's found some use in certain highly technical kinds of dives.
Sleeping pills - One of the least reliable methods of suicide in existence. People will assume that you never any actually intended to die, and that the whole thing was intended as a cry for attention.
Flowers - You are not Anne of Green Gables.
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No idea if I'm a sex addict 2016-07-24 14:29:00 Post No.17387652
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No idea if I'm a sex addict
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So I used to be polygamous, well not for all my relationships, but certainly I preferred it, except now I'm monogamous for the sake of such a conventional partner. But he hasn't touched me in two weeks, so in sheer desperation, I got on my knees and just cried and begged and then just curled into the fetal position. Needless to say, it didn't work. But I don't think by crazed-out brain cared for concepts like "logic" and "effectiveness". Even now, I'm quite sure I am supposed to feel ashamed and pathetic for what I've done, but how can I feel anything beyond a pinch of shame, when all possible shame is eclipsed by my continued sexual dissatisfaction?
I'm not sure if I am to be considered to be having a problem, because really, I see people here wanting it several times a day, when I don't need that, heck I don't even need that daily, every other day is ideal.
But also, as much as I fancy myself as having a heart and conscience when it comes to most things, sex is just different to me in a way that's irrational yet amazing. I will manipulate and plead and manipulate, just do anything to get what I desperately need, until now it's like a terrifying reflex. So far it worked charmingly, until of course the past few weeks, therefore the begging incident. But really, it could also be that it's my partner and ex partners' curious unwillingness to have more sex, which would then just be normal amounts of sex (to me anyway). In which case, why would I need to manipulate them at all.
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Hypersexual male in treatment here. Honestly, it sounds like addiction. If it occupies your mind and affects your behaviours to the point of causing you to manipulate someone/beg dramatically for it, then I would say there's an issue. Have a frank talk with your partner about sex,and see if you can perhaps approach a compromise. Libidos do differ after all. Also, don't be afraid to be honest about hypersexuality, especially if it's a long term relationship. The fact that you recognize the issue and are working towards a solution can be reasurring to a partner, as it was to mine.
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So I only have a couple weeks left to get a court-ordered mental health evaluation, I have anxiety about it and just really can't get to the point of understanding how I just call up a place and ask for that sort of thing. How do I ask for it? Also how do I make sure to pass it, will they bring up the court case that brought me there or just have me fill in some generic bubbles? Any experiences?
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If it was court-ordered, did you have a lawyer? Have him set up the appointment for you.
>after 4 years finally manage to get into another loving relationship
>only 2 weeks in and the symptoms of dependency are starting to show up again
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You have mommy issues.
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How do I attract women, /adv?
I was in a long-term abusive relationship which I got out of about a year ago. Since then I started university but haven't been successful at attracting women. I'm a reasonably good-looking guy with a lot going for him, but I don't have the skills to say pull a girl at a club.
Tips?
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What's the a lot going for you mean? Also what type of women are you attracted to, physically and like personality wise? Are you just trying to pull tail or looking for a girlfriend? How old are you?
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>>17387667
I work two jobs as well as study, do a lot with my life in terms of hobbies etc.
A variety. I don't really have a "type". Shy, outgoing, nerd, sporty, you name it. Physically I don't mind anything bar obese.
Either, really. I don't have luck with women at all so even a fling would be nice right now.
Early 20's.