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Dump her and get with one of the husbands.

Please guys she's ruining my vacation

her family probably already knows she's a cunt.

since you're around them, use this opportunity to get a couple of the husbands/cousins/whatever's phone numbers and buddy with them for a couple months. meanwhile gradually act less affectionate around her, then dump her. be super nice about it and tell her that you're very sorry but you just don't feel the way you used to. don't give her family any reason to dislike you.

then hang out with the guy relatives/inlaws. if you get along with them, you'll probably get along with their guy friends. just don't go with them to any family functions and you'll be good. go out for drinks, play vidya together, be buds on steam, whatever. if all goes well, you'll have some new friends. if it doesn't, well, that sucks but you tried.

but for the love of god don't stay in a primary relationship that makes you miserable just so you can have some friends. it's not worth it. if worse comes to worse, find friends somewhere else. if you can find good people among this bitch's family, you can find them anywhere.

i just cut ties. after a year or 2 i only think of her once in a while

>>17457249
This.
Try to to meet more people.

Maybe your only jealous because deep down you wish you could 'hang' with guys she gets to 'hang' with

yes. teenagers judge hard

>>17457215
adult driving courses are like twice the price as the young drivers

>>17457205
As a Europoor I find it really weird that Americans have to learn driving in a classroom, like little kids. Anyway, you're 25, you should be past caring what a bunch of teenagers think. Nobody your age is going to care that you're older than usual.

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>>17457176
Belive me or not. A vaginal orgasm is due a big dick like 7 to 8 inch depends in the vagina to hit the "A Spot". But for avarage dick 6 inch to 5 dick is a little harder because you need to try diferrent positions to hit that spot. And You need to be so damn auroused.
For dicklets, there are case when the "A spot" is only 5 or 6 inch deep in the vagina. It depends a lot in the woman, but generaly is 7 to 8 inch deep.

Don't do it. Having a vaginal orgasm will ruin your chances at immortality. Why do you think the bible doesn't want women to cum? Because god doesn't want you to waste your only chance

>>17457188
Well i guess i'll try to mess around with the positions, i don't know what else i could do. Thanks.

>>17457169
Lock yourself in a room and give the keys to someone else, and tell them to only unlock the door once you've finished your task

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When you get old and ask yourself this question, what do you want your answer to be?

You won't get a second chance at life, every second that passes by is gone forever and so is every opportunity, so make the most out of life.

I have talked to an old man in his deathbed and he said the worst, most agonizing feeling there is when you're about to die, is to think of all the missed opportunities, all the words you wanted to say and all the things you wanted to do but waited too much.

>>17457180
Good point

Bump of Gibraltar

>>17457101
There's your problem. You start by saying you want to stop and by the end of a few sentences you've convinced yourself it's not a big deal, in fact it's a positively good thing because you make friends and it's a social activity.

This my friend, is a classic sign of alcoholism.

you could start out by just drinking the same about as your friends, you'll probably have just as good of a time, try cultivating a hobby or talent that will bring you happiness, as you become more happy about life over time the need to get high from alcohol and cigs will diminish

- may 29
* asked for cookie bar after dad went to bed 11:53pm
* shook empty water bottle like a monkey at me.

- june 12
* 11:44pm asked for pretzels and buttermilk after dad went to bed
* kept knocking on wall

- june 19
* demanded dr pepper @ 1:16pm
* 1 28am cranberries

- june 24

* 1 48am wanted yogurt to put in a can of black beans.
* 3 03am asked for yogurt again. then said if i give it to her, she'll order lava cakes from dominos on saturady when dad goes out. i said no, and as i was leaving she asked for graham crackers. may have been talking in her sleep.

- june 28

* splattery shit all over the potty chair.
* gave her 2 wet washclothes and a towel to clean it up.
* i almost threw up because of the sight and smell.
* dad didn't have a hamper for dirty clothes, so gave her a trash bag to put the washcloths and towel in.
* one of the TV cords was wrapped around the leg of the potty chair, so i almost pulled the cable box into the shit soup.

- june 30
* demanded 7up, wanted me to let the cat in, wanted her "computer" (a tablet), wanted a cup of ice. then said she wants a cup with a handle. didn't give her a cup with a handle. she was mad about it. i refused to give her 7up at first and threatened to call dad, which wouldn't have mattered because he would have been mad at her for bugging him for no reason.

- july 9
* wanted to call dad to ask for jello, atkins bars, and eggs. told her i'm not giving her my phone. she said "don't you think that isn't nice?" i told her i'm not gonna be responsible for her dying for being fat.

- july 24
* wanted me to hand her stuff out of the fridge so she can put it in her push cart. told her no.
* told me to hand her a grabber. did that.
* told me to move one of the living room chairs so she can get through to the kitchen so she can get food out of the fridge. told her no.
* told her the rule is i won't help her in getting any food unless dad says otherwise because i don't know what her calorie situation is.

- aug ?
* asked for something out of fridge. said no. late at night. dad went to bed.
* kept banging on the wall. did this for 10 minutes straight.
* since i wasn't going to get any sleep, went shopping at like 4am.

>>17457095
>>17457097
>>17457100

You're losing your mind, and anyone would under these conditions. Move out.

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Try dating someone that isn't basically a cumrag?

get over it

>rimmed two guys

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>>17457054
If she is forced to, you call the cops.
If she isn't forced to, and she wants to do whatever she's doing, you mind your own fucking business.

It's kinda difficult as Anon. keep trolling me with 'she is in mortal danger' so I can't really sit by,

:/

"that's just us lot taking the shitpost out of you! lulz! ;>"

yeah, balls to you lot, I'll have work out my own right or wrong...

Yeah I feel you sister.

I have many events like this that just pop up in my head (mainly at night when I'm in bed) and Im consumed with embarrassment. And desu the only thing that worked for me was just to keep saying to myself over and over, things like: it doesn't matter anymore, there's no point worrying about this and I need to just forget about it. Sounds like bullshit but I kept doing it firstly out of frustration but these are events slowly stopped popping in my head.

rly?

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I wouldn't bring it up.
A few of my gf's started gaining weight and I dumped them because I did not sign up for that shit.

I did help my mom lose weight though. I just unscrewed the chair frames enough so that they would collapse under her weight and then I would blame the chair in a really over the top way so she thought I was trying to make her feel better about her super gross body.

My girl has been gaining weight. I was right there with her though. So, when I started dieting, she took the hint.

Welcome to 2016, where 70% of men and 60% of women are overweight and that percentage only increases as you age. You can dump her, but chances are you're not going to find another skinny girl, and even if you do she's probably going to get fat too.

>>17457034
Leave out the Japanese part. Just put Animation.

>>17457034
The formatting is shit

I interview MDs. 75% of what my mind looks at is how pretty the formatting is. The other portion is the actual substance

>>17457042
Is there a reason why I should leave out Japanese?

I'm thinking about leaving off all the volunteer section and include more engineering lab projects I did in school

>is a Master's degree more work than a Bachelor's?

>>17457027
Kind of. But they're not really comparable. A Master's takes two years or less, depending on how much time you can devote to it. A bachelor's is 4 years, over half of which is complete bullshit and you're devoting nearly all of your time to it.

My master's degree wasn't that big of a deal. I took some night courses and online courses and banged it out in no time. It wasn't nearly the burden that 4 years of being tied to a school was.

>>17457033
Looking for personal stories, bro. I've already asked people and I'm interested in hearing some more now that I'm starting soon.

Never go to the toilet, eternal horniness.

who is that semen demon

I saw this on an episode of House
pretty sure you have Lupus

Sounds like your getting stressed because you know there's going to be a lot of hard work coming your way. But you just need to focus on the end result of the exams and take everything day by day. But while your abroad, try and enjoy yourself. This is your time to relax before all the stress starts. Try and focus on what your planning on doing that day not in a months time.

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if you have nothing to do now then you spend the time you have preparing for the future.
physically improve
mentally improve
improve skills or learn a new one (social, creative, monetary)

then you will have a more awesome time in September, even if now sucks

>>17456987
Instead of focusing on an end "goal" you have to think of it as following a system. Get up in the morning, have breakfast, and work an hour or two. Every day you do it is a small success, the system working. Whereas with the goal of being prepped for the exams you fail every day until you're completely ready. It saps your willpower. Systems, not goals.