I'm in southern Europe for a 4 weeks.
It's been 2 weeks since I last saw my gf, 2 weeks without sex, that's the longest I've been since a very long time. and it'll be 2 more
I can't get sex off my mind, I've been trying to jerk it off to porn but I'm not feeling it.
What do you guys do to get off?
>>17457734
>can i cheat?
no. jerk it and wait.
>>17457734
Go on craigslist/backpage and find girls there that you're interested in.
Then go to pornhub and put in adjectives that describe that girl.
Fap.
Lifehacks I tell ya OP
>>17457745
thanks man
Eighth consecutive day of insomia. Slepping 3 hours tops with interruptions. Obsessed with suspicion of my long distance girlfriend cheating on me (she went overseas about one month ago).
I have confronted her numerous times. She's begging me to trust her, to be confident that she loves me and that she will never do that to me. I can't believe it, and interpret every detail as a sign of cheating behavior. I ask her to report on her whereabouts and the people around her constantly. She reports, but she's growing desperate and irascible by my demands.
She recently turned off her smartphone after an argument, angry because I was smothering her with my paranoia. I went almost crazy in a fit of rage and then anxiety. If she's online but doesn't text I'm lead to believe she's texting the other guy, to which I react with more anxiety and anger.
What to do /adv/? I'm going crazy, I'm taking OTC pills to sleep with no effect. I'm forgetting things. I keep asking my girlfriend for evidences of what she was doing, and I ask, and I ask and I ask. She's heartbroken over my lack of trust but still she shows that she loves me and only asks me to change my behaviour. Please help.
>long distance girlfriend
ok man. there comes a point in long distance relationships where you either realize this shits never gonna work out or you go all in and one of you moves to the other in the next 3 months.
>>17457703
Why do you have these trust issues? Ask yourself that. Come up with an answer soon, because you're pushing her away. Read that again, YOU are pushing HER away with YOUR behavior. Why do you distrust her so?
Okay first off, big mistake asking if she's cheating. Do you honestly think she'll tell you the truth? Girls lie all the time, and asking if she's cheating just makes you look like a bitch. Trust your instinct and break up with her. It's either that, or you go a few more years without any sleep only to find out she was cheating on you the entire time while simultaneously lying about it. Break up with her man, it's the only way. Good luck.
So I invited a friend over from the UK after he had helped me greatly with studying for a last-minute exam (he stayed up until 5:00AM with me to ensure I got a good grade) to my home country in the Mediterranean for 2 weeks.
He didn't have many friends and in general was ostracised by everyone in our school so I thought I could use this opportunity to treat him.
During his time with me, he did horrible things like mutilate the penis of a washed up dolphin (after I made it very clear I found it fucked up and was sensitive to it), proceeding to engraving 'nicki minaj' onto its skin.
He got lost countless times after telling me he knew the way. He vandalised the one of the family bikes I gave to him by constantly switching the gears (without the bike riding) and kicking the pedals regardless of polite requests for him to stop.
He began acting possessive over things he bought during the holiday, like a carton of milk and demanded I bought my own, after I had paid for his 30 euro coach ticket, had my grandmother feed him daily and gave him my own personal room to stay in.
After I began ignoring him because he wouldn't listen to my pleas and requests for him to stop acting the way he was, he tried to apologise to me, while making it clear I was in the wrong and asking me to 'BE COMPLETELY HONEST' with my thoughts with him.
After that he somehow convinced my overly-sensitive sister I was unfairly isolating him while he was on holiday in a foreign country, spoke to friends I kindly introduced to him and told them I was being an asshole and leaving him alone. During a 7 day period I didn't talk to him once, all of which I suffered extreme anxiety.
During all this time he also:
-Rushed to check my phone before it automatically went to the password when I left it there
-Dirty my room and stick posters in it, vandalise personal souvenirs
(cont.)
On the final day before he was leaving, he started lecturing me on how he cares about me and wants to cheer me up, because apparently I've been acting "depressed and tired for no reason". After I finally was completely honest with him, telling him that he was a complete piece of shit and asshole, he immediately began denying certain events which took place which undoubtedly prove him to be so (him calling me father a 'fatass' in the airport for no reason whatsoever, etc.). He then started calling me delusional but insisted I should 'cheer up'.
He then left and started harassing me on my inbox saying 'I hope you feel alright' as if everything that had happened this summer was a complete misunderstanding on my part...
He didn't admit to having done anything wrong.
I honestly feel so betrayed and disturbed. I know he's a complete outcast but the fact that I invested so much time and respect to him, to the point that I often lowered myself to his petty, tasteless form of socialising and interests and he still ended up acting like a complete cunt
Dude sounds like a psychopath. Hurting animals? Gaslighting you to make you doubt what you saw? Insulting your family and your property?
Cut contact and never speak to him ever again, but only after you tell him he's a piece of shit and should deep throat a shotgun.
Holy shit OP, no wonder that guy is an outcast.
What you do now is to tell him frankly that his behaviour is too fucked up for your taste. You are grateful for his help with the exam, and hosting him for two weeks is the payback he will recieve. You do no longer consider him a friend and you will now delete his number/contacts.
There is no way around it, such a fuckup of a human being does not seem to be the kind of person you want to be friends with.
He sounds manipulative and cruel, petty and downright mean.
Cut that guy loose from your life, your debt to him is paid, and now you can go seperate ways.
Believe me, he will whine, he will try to guilt trip you, he might even contact mutual friends and slander you.
Do not fall for it. If your friends bitch about how you treated him, tell them honestly what happened and how he acted, if they do not understand you then maybe they are not good friends afterall.
Don't feel remorse, it could have been a wonderful vacation in the company of a budding true friendship, but he wrecked that with his behaviour. Feel pity for him, for he will never know frindship if he acts like that with those he gets close to.
Delete number, delete contacts, tell him you are not interested in his company, RL or online, don't respond to harassing mails or texts, block him if neccecary
Okay /adv/, this has been fucking me up big time for the last 5-6 months. Heres the deal:
I have a girlfriend whom I love, really fucking love, with all my heart, and we've been together for about 13 months. Our relationship is strong, healhy and just perfect and I cant imagine a life without her, but the problem is that she hates my ex-girlfriend with a passion, but I dont. I reality I miss her, not for the sex or what we had, because what we had was shit, but I miss her as my bestfriend. We told everything to eachother, she understood me, and I understood her, and together we made pretty fucking awesome bestfriends. But, my girlfriend made me choose between them for probably 8 months ago, and I naturally chose my gf. But the thing is that I didnt want to choose, because I knew this would happen. I cant bring it up with my grilfriend because she would dump me on the spot and I dont want that too happen. So, what the fuck do I do? I want to just message her and ask her how she has been, but I fucking cant because I made a promise to my girlfriend. This is eating me up, and I feel that if I dont figure this out, it will be the end of our relationship.
Thank you...
>>17457694
You chose your girlfriend, you stick with it. That's all there is to it. You want your best friend back? Break up with your girlfriend.
Your gf should be your best friend dipshit. Don't lie you want to fuck her too.
>>17457694
Are you not able to find what you enjoyed in your ex in your current GF?
You could maybe try telling your GF that you miss having someone to vent to, I'm sure she'd be willing to help you.
That said, it sounds like the issue is more complicated than that.
>Start volunteering for a program at high schools (debate judge)
>Discover that high school girls are horny and have zero understanding of consequences
>Hit on at every round by high school girls who just hang around me
>Had to get female friend who is a fellow judge to extricate me between rounds once
>Female debate coach who is a teacher jokingly told me that some of her girls explicitly asked to get "the sexy judge" and were 100% serious about it
I thought this was just porn, but it's not. How do I discreetly beat off these hormone addled teenagers and thus avoid jail?
>beat off
huehuehue
>>17457693
>Female debate coach who is a teacher jokingly told me that some of her girls explicitly asked to get "the sexy judge" and were 100% serious about it
This was a warning disguised as a compliment.
IDK,
file sexual harassment complaints to the police,
permanently scar their psyches.
An offhanded conversation about appropriate boundaries?
Just spent three weeks in the hospital for a medication change. Everything went well and I'm better now, but I'm kinda of at a loss. I just don't have anything to do with my life. I excersice and lurk so I'm not bored. School starts for me in a couple weeks and that will get me into a schedule. My question is what should I do with my time. Is there any important things that I'm missing here?
work in my coalmine for free you drone.
>>17457667
I don't like to get dirty
>>17457662
These are the worst thread on /adv/
>what should i do?
try ____
>i don't like ____
what about _____
>i would never _____
>look at me
>talk to me
>MEEEEE
>been together with girlfriend for 3 months
>she says she can't say "I love you" to me (under the pretext that "it is more beautiful than just that")
>recently said she will never have sex with me (tried to ask her a couple of time, she was serious on this answer)
>she didn't even say "I am not ready" or "it's too soon" she just said "never"
>we are both OK telling other people that we are girlfriend/boyfried
>we have intense kissing sessions (non stop for 5mins+, french kiss etc)
What the fuck do I make of this relationship? I am confused.
She never had a boyfriend before me and I was her first kiss. What baffles me the most is she is willing to go so far with kissing but she can't even say that she loves me.
>girlfriend
She's not your girlfriend, retard.
>>17457652
>>recently said she will never have sex with me
Wtf? You need to tell her that isn't acceptable. If she insists, break up with her. You can't have a relationship with no prospect of sex.
>>17457652
she is using you as emotional support but she has no romantic or sexual interest in you, she probably thinks youre ugly
just break it off and get an actual girlfriend
I want to learn something like Tai Chi or Kung Fu, mostly because I need a new hobby and wanna learn how to not get my shit rocked by my fiancees ex boyfriend who is a navy brat. Any other fighting styles I could learn?
I stand at 5'11 and weigh 240.
>>17457646
boxing.
all martial arts are useless if you don't even know how to throw a punch.
>>17457646
>Tai Chi or Kung Fu
Both of these are fucking useless.
Learn boxing, kick boxing, BJJ or JKD or ideally a combination so your striking, standing grappling and floor fighting skills are somewhat developed.
Join a club that has:
>a qualified instructor who has competed on at least a national level
>has sparring, even if it isn't full contact it is better than nothing
>fitness requirements, especially in the later belts and grades
Ultimately, condition (health and fitness) and aggression will give you an edge over the ex if it ever comes to a fight.
People in the forces drill specific attacks and manoeuvres, ones they don't get to actually use very often at all.
Give it a year to get good at it.
But like >>17457659 said
>all martial arts are useless if you don't even know how to throw a punch.
The rule of thumb is that if you can't perform an attack in sparring against a resisting opponent, then it is probably useless.
all martial arts are useless,
fighting with your fiances ex will only get you aggravated assault charges, 2-6 years in jail and a felony conviction. Don't bother, masculinity is a mess.
Wtf do I do with all this loose change? I've got like a thousand dollars or someshit.
I don't want the Coinstar guys to run off with a huge fraction. How do I get this shit out of my jars and into my bank account?
buy coin rolls
roll them yourself
bring them to a bank.
>>17457640
is it illegal to melt it and form it into some sort of trophy? idk. put it in your kitchen. $$$$$$$.
>>17457640
Ask your bank. Some will run it through their change counter machine free for you if you have an account. If not, take it to them in relatively small quantities over a period of time.
So basically I was the basement dweller that was 22 years old and had never had a job before, but today my luck changed /adv/ I actually tried filling out applications online just yesterday:
>fast foward a day later
>get a call from Walmart
>oh shit.jpg
>get nervous talking to this female, I don't talk to females at all
>tells me to go to an interview
>heart starts pumping, she gives me the address but I'm nervous as hell and started writing the address wrong, thankfully I was able to write most of it correctly
>go to the interview, a girl is interviewing me, I'm nervous but I don't make it obvious
>sign papers and do the background check, I'm assuming I'm hired now right?
>pushing carts no wonder it was that easy getting the job
I'm honestly so relief /adv/ I was heading into a dark path.. This can be considered a crappy job by many but at least I'm gonna start putting money in my pockets and blossom from here... I just wanted to let you guys know because I have no one else to share it with, 4chan feels like a family. To everyone who is going through the same thing, just give a try anons.. It really isn't that hard, once you try just a little windows will open.
good job man
>>17457635
Thanks anon, if people put themselves out of their comfort zone for just a few minutes lifes can change quickly.. I had to force myself to go to that interview and luckily I was hired right away.. But all people from here who are going through the same thing I was just put yourself out there.
>>17457628
Way to go man. Remember this next time you're facing something else that feels impossible.
My gf is 17 years old and i am 21 and lateley i am feeling very bad because i failed the semester and just threw away 500€ (thats all i had). Also today my phone broke and doesnt turn on anymore.
My gf tried to initiate a sext conversation, but i just answered that i was not in the mood because of what happened, and she immidiatly got mad at me, after some time i texted her that i was feeling lonely and just bad, and she just answered "ok *insert monkeycoverseyes*" i called her and asked her why she is mad at me, and she just hung up.
Yes maybe she is childish, but i still love her, and i am also sure that she loves me, we are together over 1 year now but i just dont know how to feel about this... If i broke up with her there would really be nothing liveworthy left for me, any advise? sry for typos
>>17457597
>Also today my phone broke and doesnt turn on anymore.
>My gf tried to initiate a sext conversation
wat
i also have my old phone if you ask, how i called her, Nokia always working
Is 27 too old to go to university?
>>17457567
nope.
>>17457567
No. I'm 24 and I'm pretty sure I won't graduate until next year.
We have free college so it is common to see plenty of old people in college. Even people in their 70's and 80's getting new degrees.
>>17457567
Of course not. You won't be able to have the stereotypical college experience that you missed out on as a teenager, but you still can get an education.
Watching the 40 year old virgin. I want to turn my life around (I'm not a virgin but I want another gf my last one is a bitch)
Do I neeeeeeed a car to pick up girls? I don't need a car for my life so I haven't bought one, I can walk to work and walk to the grocery store etc. But do I need a car for girls to consider me a legitimate option? Or can I just like, be above cars and use taxis all the time when I'm dating girls
What do I do. Do I need a car
>>17457536
Fuck this
I just want a hot college slut with a tight body and a nice little moist pussy to slide my dick into and cum
I want her to be 18 and wear some thick fuzzy socks and have a little pink thong on that's leftover from when she was 16 still and she kept it so it's a bit worn.
>>17457664
Huh, that is...oddly specific. I'd lay off the porn for a while, because your odds of getting that exact thing if you aren't a 8/10/rich/charismatic are pretty slim. Anyway, it depends on where you live. If you live in a place like NYC where it's easy to get around without a car, then maybe. If you live in someplace like Omaha where the buses quit running at 8 pm and you have to wait an hour for a taxi, not so much. I mean, could you pick up and go to dinner/a movie/concert right away, any time, without sitting around and waiting for a taxi? If your girlfriend's car breaks down, could you go pick her up and take her to work, or would you have to wait so long for your public transportation that she'd just roll her eyes, say nevermind, and call her hot coworker to pick her up instead? And I mean, Chris Rock said it best, once a girl's dated a guy with a car she's not going to go back to riding the bus after a date. And just about any 16-18 year old that she dated in high school would have had a car, a beater car probably, but some kind of car.
If you don't have a car you should worry about more than getting laid.
Long story short... As short as I can make it
> Goes to Ibiza with friend
> Meets dj in a bar we went to every night
> Dj really interested in me
> Skinny dipping and flirting happened, no sex
> He says he doesn't do this with other women
> I return home
> He messages all day, from waking to to sleeping
> He wants to take me to a high end classy hotel, own room
> He calls me beautiful and general romantic flirting not always sexual
> He is coming to my city in November especially to see me
> He said he wants to live Ibiza permanent
> Says ' let's see what happens the end of this season'
> That's when he's seeing me
> Says he had a bad break up a year ago and doesn't want another relationship for a while
> Then tells me he can't wait to come see me and wants to come back earlier
> Offers me to visit Ibiza with him whenever
I really like this guy, I mean like him a lot. Heartbreak is not something I can go through again. The signals are so mixed I have no clue what he wants as he seems a lot more romantic than someone wanting just a dirty night.
What do you guys think?
>>17457513
>DJ
>in Spain
Forget him, he's fucking other women on the daily. Not worth your time. Jesus, Spain is a beautiful country and all people do is go to Ibiza to listen to shitty music and get high.
>>17457513
you're a booty call.
bail.
>>17457513
>He says he doesn't do this with other women
lmao
Tomorrow I am going to go on a plane and I'm terrified. I had a dream yesterday that I was in the ocean and I was wearing a safety vest. I couldn't see anyone nor the the plane, the only thing I could see was luggage and half my body. Since that dream I have felt sick, dizzy, I'm shaking and cold. I've been on planes before but its never been like this. Its only this particular flight. I fly tomorrow and I don't know what to do.
Take am ambien right when you're preboarding.
>>17457527
this.
You know the jokes about people being asleep on airplanes.This is why they are sleeping like a rock.
I am just like you OP. I had to fly a plane alone as well. What helped was the Lorazepam I was prescribed to me. It was pretty chill.
Should have gotten a benzo