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Let me guess: you're 18 or so?

>One woman rejected me WAAAAHH my life is over I'll never be happy a-bloo-bloo-bloo

>>17455133
Man, I remember being an edgy kid. Grow up.
>Multiple times
So are you dumb? Why go back after the first time? Society has told life is about women, and you've just eaten that shit up like you stuff those fucking hot pockets down your throat. Women don't mean a fucking thing. Crying about them won't change anything. Start living your life for yourself ffs, and women will come.

>>17455133
You should learn in your 20s to never expect anything good out of a woman or really anyone in general. It's all about you, remember that. Just invest in yourself

try a good meal or a run on a treadmill. listen to some music? watch a movie? play a videogame?

>>17455117
The fact that I can't eat is half the reason I'm cranky actually
Stupid diet.

>>17455120
In my experience, complaining doesn't help. I can't think of any reason why focusing harder and more persistently on the thing bothering you would help. We all do it, but it probably doesn't help.

You could go for a long run and then eat a taco or a hamburger or something. There's usually a calorie counter on the machine.

Dunno. Ny dicks a thick 6.6" chubb.

Only ever had 1 out of the 5 women ive fucked complain it was too big.

So to have a porno sized dick and be fuckin regular womwn who dont take 5 cocks in a day id say your fucked.

Maybe find a woman whos been around the block.

Or make your gf stretch her butt with something.

>>17455100

>How the fuck are we supposed to do this again where she can take more?

Transport yourself to an alternate universe where her asshole is capable of accepting your 4" penis.

>>17455100
Before your dick, what was inside her?
I recommend use the fingers (or tongue) you need to dilate her way more than with vaginal, even if you were not as big.

[spoiler]By the way, something that can I do to enlarge my penis?[/spoiler]

>>17455097
I had the same thing as you when I got out of school. I started doing music because I didnt know what else to do, ended up switching to mechanical engineering. Ive wasted a lot of time and wish Id just done engineering from the start.

>>17455097
Can't be satisfied with STEM your whole life?

STEM is the ultimate art form. You think art is putting colorful shit on a piece of paper that dries up and looks cool? No, art is programming a fucking robot to walk around and stuff.

Go with CS OP it's the greatest career choice you can make in the 21st century.

>>17455441
>engineer
No. Never, I will NEVER sit in a fucking office. I don;t care how much I'd get paid.

>>17455446
Everyone will be in CS. I know the meaning of art, but the environment of STEM isn't for me. I'm not autistic or socially awkward and I like to do things other than doing calculus in free time.

Politics seems like a good path for me, just got to find that motivation. Will apply to good colleges (got good stats)

If you were invited to the wedding, you are allowed to go to the wedding.

>>17455063
Ok. So your saying that nobody will really care or notice if I don't go, right?

>>17455095
Id encourage you to go but you certainly dont have to if you dont want to.

>>17455050
Probably you're ugly, bitter, boring or annoying.

>>17455054
Pretty much. I doubt OP is ugly as fuck

u just have 2

b urself

>>17455043
Just wanted to comment that that picture looks uncannily like my brother.

Is the kid really yours? Did you do a paternity test?

Also, you really should get a lawyer.

>>17455067
did your brother knock up some fat ugly bitch a year ago?

>>17455040
manual labour

jeez cunt

how soft are your lips?

>>17455042
in all seriousness though this guy gets it

Tell her you don't mind watching the dog when she's gone if you want to take it out for a walk or something to get some exercise or something. I don't see why she'd be opposed to it.

>>17455028

You do something for that poor dog. Anything. Keeping that dog trapped in a kennel for 10 hours a day in completely inhumane.

Call animal services, talk to your roommate, sneak the dog out, take the fucking thing to the pound without telling her. Do ANYTHING. Whatever you do you can't let that dog endure the torture your piece of shit roommate is putting it through.

You have an obligation to do something.

>>17455031
I have no issue with taking him out and playing with him, the problem is that I start college soon, I'll soon have a job, and then my free time is spent at the gym. I spend a LOT of time at that gym.

>>17455038
I don't want to do anything myself, because I'm locked into this lease for a year. Even if the dog is taken care of, she'll know it's me because no one else comes in here.

As much as I care about the dog, I would rather call someone to come in and ask her about it. I care about my living conditions, as well, and we share common space. I don't want to start shit.

>>17455018
should I just move to Alaska?

>>17455046
I don't really know the US education/graduate job system unfortunately, but I was a university graduate 2 years ago and currently work as a programmer.

It's not clear what you're asking for though. Career advice or life advice?

If you want a 'real' job in an industry you're interested in, work out what exactly you want to do first and then dedicate as much time as you can towards landing it. Finding a job has to become your job.

If you can't decide but you still want a job, go and work retail. Retail is easy to land, it forces you to be friendly to people you've never met, and it lets you meet people who are usually pretty genuine (they're not trying to climb the ladder or act 'professional'.) Almost all employees love retail because there are tons of transferable skills, and they don't actually want their engineers to be socially retarded so it goes a long way to showing that you are capable of actually speaking to people.

I don't really know what to say about your other issues. I have very few friends, I barely see them, and I'm not good at relationships.

Just don't stress about having to secure your entire future right fucking now. You've done a lot of that part getting the degree, or at least society told you that. Worrying about the decisions you make now will just become an excuse not to make them.

>>17455082
I have the chance to apply to graduate school and I am going to. I am really happy when I am doing research. I feel good all of the time.

I really need to find someone I can get emotionally close to. I have been using the internet as a substitute for an SO all of my life. This needs to change.

Is it possible to kick Bro out?

I had a similar situation with my brothers (they would play games really loudly until like 2 am when I had to get up at 3am). I literally went insane one night from lack of sleep. Slammed doors, chairs, thfew things screaming at them. Never happened again, but with kids it's a little harder since they're not yours.

Also, Mexican by chance?

Eye drops maybe? I had similar shit happen (sister living back home, two rambunctious kids, working nights).

When I was on the brink of snapping I just sat everyone down and calmly (but sternly) said they needed to be quiet in the day or go outside. I mentioned that I slipped up a few times at work due to being tired and that I didn't want to lose my job or the car I was very close to paying off.

They were better after that. I still needed to remind them a few times but it wasn't as bad.

>>17455048
Good suggestion I'll stop by a pharmacy and grab some eye drops. There's comfort in knowing I'm not the only one with these type of problems

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For what it's worth op, I'm a gay guy, pretty decent looking actually, and I'd cuddle with ya ;p

If you think you can become a professor you are dilutional. You should just write an interesting essay that somehow addresses the prompt.

>>17455060
I know that it's a joke trying to get into academia these days, and it's not my intention to mention that in my essay for the exact reason you said I'm delusional.

If you have a really interesting story about this (something you've done eith your passio , or something that happened to you that sparked this) then it could be a good essay if it really matters to you. Otherwise, I would definitely not go for it. I just don't think it will make you stand out and will come across exactly how you're afraid it will.

A therapist, I guess.

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What do you mean by dimensionless? Things are 2-d?

I have and on and off existential crisis situation going on for the past few years now. Sometimes its crippling but at others I can coach myself back to functioning. I just cant bring myself to see a therapist and speak honestly face to face.

With me its the realization that objectively everything is equally meaningless. I get stuck in that for a while sometimes. As in everything I will do is for naught because I will die and do will with earth and maybe my species too.

Sometimes (or eventually) I remind myself that objectivity in finding meaning is meaningless for personal fulfillment. Subjectivity in finding meaning does not water down the objective meaning because its irrelevant to personal fulfillment.

Maybe if you are unwilling to seek professional help you can create a coaching schema for your particular issue. Outside help might be better desu senpai.

Your soul is crying out for meaning. People want to find meaning in something greater than themselves.

>>17454939

>Should I just call the police? Can they do anything?

Not until he hurts somebody or destroys something. You can thank our dysfunctional health care and prison systems that put all of our money into imprisoning and executing mentally ill people instead of getting them the help they need before they finally lose it and hurt someone or themselves.

>>17454939
Disable/remove the car alarm.

I'm pretty sure you can file a noise complaint, but the cops will likely not do anything about it anyways.

Hell I lived across the street from a drug house once and was getting fed up with cars parking outside their house at all hours of the night, blasting their shitty wub wub wub du(m)b step music so loudly it shook my fucking house. Filed a noise complaint, hoping a cop car would just drive down the street because I knew that alone would be enough to scare the druggies off. Never did anything though. It was worth a shot tho.