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>>17748467
>My gf said that she felt like when I kiss her neck, and I don't know if that's good desu. Is that good?

sorry anon, could you elaborate?

>>17748467
First week ago I had my time. Now I can't think about wrongs things. Stop? My kiss when I neck I don't know gf desu. Felt that good.

>>17748503
I'm assuming English isn't your first language.

>>17748457

speak for yourself. 5'6" and life is good. im not gonna lie and say that there is no difference between how the heights are perceived but its just like anything else: you speak for yourself.

I run a successful business, I'm attractive, and I got a big dick, plenty of women are my height or smaller and occasionally even get a taller girl.

>>17748471
OP here. Not really speaking from real anecdotal terms, but more examining a trend where height is a lot more worshiped than it was before.

In your case you've proved that height isn't the be all and end all, which is how it should stay.

Girl here, I'd only date a guy if he was 6'4" or taller

>>17748427
To answer your question, yes, it's possible to have gay experiences without being gay. In that case, it sounds like he didn't go looking for gay sex, he was just handed an opportunity to stick his dick somewhere warm.

But his gay experience is the least of your problems, it sounds like he's deeply confused and unfit for a relationship in many ways. The online cheating is a much bigger deal than a random sexual encounter he had before you were together

>>17748427

kinda. with your husbands issue its hard to say hes 100% straight, but he can potentially be 99% straight. you have to be at least 1% gay just to have some inkling to try it, even if its handed to you.

most men are at most 99% straight, and have at least a 1% gay edge to them.

how old are you guys? you sound awfully young and inexperienced to be married, and the fact that you guys have such issues already is troubling. you cant be that old if hes been using cl ads to masturbate since he was a teen,

>Degenerates

>>17748412

Weed can help with glaucoma, with back pain, it can be used as a sleep aid, it helps relieve nausea and general discomfort.

>>17748436
How do I go about getting it from the doctor though? Would I have to straight up ask for it in case he prescribes something else? I mean, now that medical weed is legal here all the doctors are going to know exactly why so many people are suddenly coming in with injuries so do you think he'll even care?

>>17748412
Wouldn't it still be cheaper and easier just to go through a dealer, like you did before they passed the law?

move out as soon as possible

Get a portable heater and put it in the one room you're in most. keep it running, keep door closed. If that one room has a window then obviously seal any cracks or whatever by it. Also get long johns. They're comfortable to be at home in and really do keep the heat in. You wear long johns and you'll want to pull them off in couple minutes in regular temperature.

>>17748425

That's really good advice :)

I should invest in some Long Johns. And tons of wool. Would it help to put rugs on the floors?

>>17748366
stop being overdramatic or just go back to tumblr / FB

>>17748366
How often have you actually thought about Obama in the last 8 years? How often has your life actually been affected by what the President does?

He's probably gonna be a crappy leader, but for fuck's sake it really isn't the end of the world

>>17748366
Fuck all is going to happen.

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This is how fucking obvious I made it


Also we live together, I'm using that dreaded computer because I'm staying at my brothers house.

>>17748313
Bruh, I'm 'bout to get on this hooker life.

How do you do it? I really just want blowjobs, and no sex. Is there special blowjob pricing, do they come to me, do I go to them.

tldr where do I get hookers, how much are blowjobs, and how easy is it to set up?

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nice!

youre also fucked

That's not impatience, it's being shit at management and/or having shit people skills

Handling their stupidity is literally what a supervisor is for.

>>17748311

>Handling their stupidity is literally what a supervisor is for.

I hear that. I guess that's what I figured in a way. I mean it's one thing to tell competent people what to do so they can learn and eventually do their job without being told but damn. I think you're right about me having shit people skills though. I'm thinking of stepping down and it's only been a week. I also feel like the managers above me are retarded.

>>17748329
>only week
Bruh, grow some thicker skin. It's a new position with new responsibilities. You can't possibly expect to adapt in a matter of days. Give it a couple months to settle into it, and then decide if it's for you.

find a reason to talk to her and jump onto a topic of her interest and go from there. Try to notice something on her persona (a keychain figurine that dangles from her, the cartoons that are on her sweater, the wristbands on her arm, ect).

Tell her you couldnt help but notice 'blablabla' when you pass her and then bring up something revelant about it that gives you the excuse to talk about it, then depending on her output either keep talking about or mention some sort of other topic that relates to it. Dont smalltalk for too long and say you got to go and say see you later gorgeous (to validate your opinion on not just her mentality but also on her physical apperance).

She will decide whenever you are worth talking still or not, could be that moment you say that phrase, could be another day where she sees you and says hi before walking away, but aslong as she validates you as someone who exists, then you are on your way to something.

You walk up to her when she looks otherwise undistracted and say "Hi, I just wanted to meet you because (insert compliment here). My name is anon, what's yours?" Then just ask her about whatever and just conversate for a bit. Ask her for her snapchat or something before you part ways. If your really ballsy you could ask for a date but I usually just stick with snapchats and the occasional number.
Doing shit like this puts you so far ahead of other guys because only like 1% of all guys have the balls to do this.
Just remember:
Women thrive off of attention from males. They always have its just in their nature.
Regardless of the circumstances, you will at least be making her day by coming up and complimenting her cuz like I said it's actually much rarer than you think.
Good luck m80

>>17748284
From what I usually see though, she dresses very normally. No keychains, graphic tees, anything like that.

>>17748259
TLDR my answer is yes.

Tell him exactly what you said here, you pretty much just explained yourself what issues you need to communicate with him. If he still wants space then it's likely he just wants you to leave him alone. Don't beat yourself up over this, maybe taking a step back made him realize why the relationship wasn't working in the first place, and he's decided he may be better off it without it, you should try to figure out what went wrong for yourself.

It could be that he is attempting to get with another girl, and using this "off time" to his advantage so he is not officially cheating. Or he just genuinely wants a break from you. It does seem shity, but most people won't actually tell you what's wrong to avoid a confrontation (this is likely because he finds the conversation draining)

There is something about you that annoys him, bothers him something your doing something your not.. It is hard to say what it is, you just gotta be insistent on knowing and and pry away at him and it will eventually come out.

What? How does the election have anything to do with your gay fantasies?

>>17748227
since homosexuality is a mental illness it is not surprising op is acting crazy

>>17748227
They started this morning when I learned the election results.

Whole books are written on the subject.

Try searching and reading a few books/articles on the matter.

>>17748200
I watched quite a lot of educational videos, but I still don't understand.
I'd like to listen some normal persons advice.

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>How to approach girls?
Depends why you're approaching them. If you're trying to form friendships and/or relationships then you talk to them about mutual interests, ask about them, tell them interesting shit about yourself and repeat. Learn to pick up on the queues that she's interested or not interested and act accordingly by taking it wherever you want it to go next.

>Should you approach girls?
See above, depends on what you're doing and why.

>Need a detailed answer, I'm pretty autistic.
Give a detailed question, you're pretty autistic.

Also ignore the pickup artists and any "tricks" online. They're aimed at socially autistic manchildren like yourself but they're about manipulation and feigning being an interesting person to talk to, which is ultimately harmful or useless unless you're dating mongoloids.

>>17748183
"I can't complain". Don't ask about them.

probably better than its treating you you dumb bitch then you delete her number

>>17748190
>>17748193
Well basically I was the one who broke it off. Initially she was angry and upset, but ended up being on good terms

I said we should set some boundaries and not speak for a while, but few days later she messaged me and we've been texting back and forth every few days. Told me she misses me few days ago and now this

>>17748164
Your body can't tell you what to eat. If you want sweets, choose low carb fruits or no sugar candy.

you're addicted to sugar fampai

>>17748186
This. Sounds like you're having some sugar withdrawal. I've had that before.

What do you kean by less carbs? Are you still eating stuff like bread and rice, just less of it? Or cutting that stuff out?

Switching to slow release carbs first to wean yourself off them makes it a little easier. Brown rice, oats and sweet potatoes release a little slower. Pumpkin and butternut squash are really good for balancing your blood sugar too.

If you're actually on a low carb diet, then just ride it out since you're already 2 weeks in. The cravings will go. Otherwise low impact fruit like watermelon and blueberries are good.

Canned air.

>>17748159
I mean if it's under the keys

>>17748155
Playdo?