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Can't get any tinder matches, maybe it's my pictures

What's a good pose/angle/whatever, what should I wear etc
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Post pics or we can't help
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>>17782684
go /soc/ and post pics
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>>17782693
this.

UPWARD ANGLE is not gonna help.

My husband is very agressive when angry... he will shut doors, throw or break stuff... kinda scary actually. It usually happens when I do something stupid or I don't agree with him. I am naturally clumsy and forgetful, but I try my best to do things the best way possible. We do have problems from time to time and we did broke up for a while while still living together, during that time the level of torture was so huge. Between he living in the bedroom and yelling at me and telling me how crazy or stupid I was and how he will find other women to have sex with in our bed since we were roomates now... I still have no idea how I ended up going back to him. He did changed and everything seems better now, but something broke inside me and I am not sure how long I will be able to keep going. I do love him and think he does has certain problems, depression... who knows... and I wanted to help him. Now... After several months he did it again, he yelled and made an epic tantrum because I did something clumsy, covering his ass by saying it was my fault and he needs alone time in the bedroom it seems he is allowed to yell at me and throw stuff around the house and leave me alone in the living room "learning my lesson". Is this normal with guys? I swear to god... are they that volatile? I am just making things big in my head? honestly I am no sure how long I will be able to keep doing this
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Please just leave him already. Move in with a friend or something.
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you are a victim of abuse OP. do what you will with this information.
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No this is not normal. A normal relationship would mean he calmly and openly discusses his problems with you.

He's being emotionally abusive towards you. He sounds like he might have some narcissistic tendencies. The silent treatment "learning my lesson" tactic is the hallmark of a narcissist. I would try to talk to him and try to discuss things with him calmly and rationally. If he's unable to see that he's being emotionally abusive you should seriously consider the future of your relationship with him.

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24yr old never had a gf kissless virgin here. my question is does size of my manhood matter?

my current size is 7 inches erect and 5 inches girth uncut

why i ask this is because pornography has lowered my self esteem even more because i see these guys with huge dicks. i keep telling myself its fake because its been exposed before(enhancements, film editing, etc)

i'v never been with a woman and it breaks my heart that i'm a lonely man. thats the main reason my self esteem is low. i feel for the /fit/ meme lifting gets you girls but the truth is (also a /fit/ saying) "the day you start lifting is when you will feel forever small". i'm 195lbs at 5'7.

i'v read various articles that size doesnt matter its how you use it and the average size is 5inches erect. but this does not convince me.

i even asked on /soc/ but i guess people get triggered from brown dicks casue no help from them.

does the penis get even harder and/or bigger when one has sex? i need sex but i dont feel comfortable doing it with a escort. i want my first time to be with a special someone. as a man i feel thats when one lets their guard down. please help me /adv/
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you're fine you dumb nigger. lose some weight. god what's wrong with you dude?
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by the time a girl lets you in her pants she likes you enough that even a micropenis won't matter. Posting in a bait thread.
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>>17782643
this is and i seek help.

>>17782644
fuck you. if i'm going to shit post i go else where.

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My roommate has a friend circle and if I'm really lucky, I get to hang out with them. I don't have one of these. I don't have the cool group chats where people get roasted and we share inside jokes etc, im missing all of that and it makes me sad

How do I get this going on? I want to be in a friend circle, a small group of like 4-10 people that always go out together and hangout, share stuff with each other, so on

I went to a party with him, (I knew a few of the people there, but not enough to be close friends)

It was SOOO hard to talk to people, once I got drunk it was a little easier. playing drinking games helped, I argued with some kid about trump and breitbart and other politics bullshit cuz i like talking about that stuff


but TL;DR How Do You Make Friends!?!?! I feel like im missing some secret social trick or something and thats why ive been so lost without any REAL friends. Ive always just had aquaintances, and close aquaintances, never any REAL friends.
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>>17782631
find things you might have in common. keep pushing yourself. at least you have people to talk to unlike me.
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>>17782631
i made my 2 friends in a new country by doing social stuff.

first one i made through a group on Meetup.com. it was basically a meetup for young adults w/ anxiety and depression. she's super cool and nice and easy to talk to because she gets it.

other one i met through a pokemon go walk (when it was still a thing). she was alone, i was alone. i said hi. last week we had The Talk and now we are in a relationship

i picked up skateboarding as a new hobby (never done it before), and kept going to that meetup with the first friend and coincidentally someone else (at the meetup) around my age was also learning to skate - so we started hanging out together so we don't have to look dumb alone

it's really not easy for me to make friends if i'm honest, growing up i was very much the outcast but.. i find that if you're being real and genuine, nice people come along and want to be friends.

What should I name my male Tarantula?
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tortuga
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Heather
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>>17782628
Harry

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I need a spot of financial advice here:

I'm getting my credit card statement in a few days. Normally, I pay it off in full the moment the statement becomes available.

However, this month, I changed jobs, so while I can pay it off in full, I won't have much left in my account post bills and whatnot for next month. So I'm thinking of paying exactly half of it now, and half of it to be tacked onto next month's. That way, I won't dip below my comfort zone of money (for emergencies).

I've always payed in full before the due date, and never missed a payment or anything. Will this affect my credit score (FICO 730) much? How much interest should I expect?

Is this a viable strategy?
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>>17782627
just pay the minimum. thats what i do. but when i can i pay the whole thing off. just as long as you dont miss a payment you are good to go. (my fico is 773)
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>>17782627
Pay at least the minimum and don't pay it late. If you pay it off as soon as you comfortably can I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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>>17782650
>just pay the minimum

OP, you should know that if you make a habit of just paying the minimum, this -does- negatively affect your credit score. at least in Australia. idk about you americans.

but your plan to pay half is totally fine (i'm assuming it's more than the minimum).

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to all 20+ year old guys

what would you like from you gf for Christmas present?

I have no idea what to buy him and when I ask he says that he doesn't know or that he doesn't want anything. Any tips?
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Spend a comfortable, loving day with him. Your affection is more valuable to him than any material goods.
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>>17782611
Loving sex where I cum inside you; then you reach behind the pillow and pull out a copy of Kingdom Hearts 2.8 HD, a strap-on, and a 40 oz bottle of Astroglide
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>>17782620

autist its fucking christmas obviously shes going to spend time with him

holy fuck

anyways, we dont know anything about your bf so until you tell us his likes, im just gonna say go buy him a fleshlight

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>be 19
>balding since 15-16 (very fucked up, like 99.9th percentile)
>never had a gf
>never kissed a girl
>want a gf who is around my age (19-24)


is it possible? I genuinely hate the bald look and will probably commit sudoku before it gets to that point but I still want a gf who is attracted to me and experience physical intimacy with someone my age (and not have to wait until I'm 28 to be betabux if I dont commit sudoku by then). i'm seriously incapable of coping with the pain of never being attractive to any girl under the age of 28
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The secret is in your Eyes.
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>>17782593

just take Finasteride you retard this isnt 1993 anymore
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Yeah dude. If you don't give a fuck, the girls won't give a fuck. If they tease you for it, just laugh along.

it's hair, who cares

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My Dad died of cancer over 2 weeks ago now, and I just feel numb. 6 months and he was gone. What started out as a sore throat ended up as a tumour that pretty much strangled him to death. I want to get on with my college work but I can barely muster the strength to go in. College doesn't really feel real to me anymore, my courses seem so unimportant and worthless. However I wouldn't say I'm depressed, I see myself as quite a positive person. If anyone has got advice I'd really appreciate it, doesn't matter if you've been through anything like this or not. Advice to get me up on my feet again and start looking forward.
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My older brother died of cancer, something that spread throughout his body and slowly crippled him.
Everyone grieves differently; it took a couple of months for reality to set in for me, and one night I just had a big cry and then after that it wasn't crushing, just tiring.

The biggest thing to remember is that your Dad, and my brother, would much rather see you happy and prospering. For a while, it wasn't really living for me, it was making my brother proud.
That said, your grades will definitely take a hit when you're grieving. Talk to the student resources center, see what they can do. You can take a semester off, maybe take a few classes at the community college level, and find your strength. Look towards the future, don't dwell on the past. Try to make moments where you go "I wish Dad were here to see this with me," instead of "I wish Dad were here because I miss him."

Slowly, you keep putting one foot in front of the other, and you'll get there. Keep yourself occupied with classes though, don't just stop doing everything, or you'll sink deeper in.
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Why are you feeling this way? Why has it impacted you like this?

Talk through it with someone you trust irl or with us. Understand yourself to know where to begin to heal.
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>>17782587
>Advice to get me up on my feet again and start looking forward.
A few things. You'll be fine, you'll get over it. Eventually life will go on and you'll just work again as a human. Hell, if you don't keep pictures around you'll eventually forget how your father looked. It's that simple, it's happened to many people before you and it'll happen to many others after you.
You just need to give it time, there is no shortcut to grief and dealing with something like that.
Also, the wounds will heal but the scars will always be there. It sounds terribly cliché but that's how it is. Be prepared for that.
You'll work fine and get over it but at the same time you'll always be affected by what's happened.

So...I'm a bit confused. During rabbit mating, the male chases the female until he catches her, then they mate. During cat mating, things tend to get pretty loud and violent and the female usually resists a bit, but if you've ever seen a female cat in heat you know they're horny as he'll. Supposedly this is because the male being able to overpower her resistance shows that he'll be a capable father when protection against threats is needed. Most men I know, including myself, are pretty dominant. Every single girl I've slept with has loved being dominated, and often they've expressed a wish to just be "taken" rather than giving explicit permission to fuck them. Most men being dominant is also backed up by our much higher testosterone levels compared to females. It is well known that testosterone plays a huge part in both horniness and aggression.

I guess what I'm saying is that we're animals, and primal, aggressive sex is the best kind of sex there is. Why am I considered Satan himself if I express these opinions in real life?
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Because no one cares and you care too much and arnt very interesting
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dude no one gives a shit what the fuck are you talking about, no shit women like being dominated no one cares unless you do it, not if you say it
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>>17782590
I guess that's why feminism, sjw and mgtow are so widespread then. Clearly no one cares, at all.

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Cheated on my gf, feel like killing myself. wat do?

I got super drunk and high and slept with a friend. gf is long distance and was the only other woman I ever had sex with. I fucked up bad
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nice tattoos
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>>17782576
Tell her then she might forgive you

If she doesn't then don't worry, you obviously are attractive to get another mate you dishonorable wretch
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You sound like my boyfriend, what the fuck.

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How do I know when it's ok to touch a girl?

Particularly when is it acceptable to touch a girls thigh.

This is a very conservative girl and I dont want to scare her off but I also want that physical contact such as holding hands or resting my arm around her.

>General advice welcome even if it's not directly an answer.
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>>17782525
For thighs just keep causally brushing your hand against their leg, until you just like rest your hand on her knee. Then just slowly work your way up her leg
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Grab em by the pussy OP

Maybe you'll even be president one day
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>>17782548
>>17782565
I've thought of just going for it, but really I was hoping for some signs to look for.

Signs that would give me the go ahead to touch her.

She gives me free feet pics & videos whenever I ask but won't give me nudes. What does this mean guys?
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>>17782514

How the fuck are we supposed to know?
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it means she knows she can tease you with feet and she enjoys that she can do it without having to give up the goods. if you make a move and she says no she's not gonna give it up.
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1. Feet are not sexual to her, so she doesn't feel bad for showing you.
2. She isn't comfortable with sending nudes to people.

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When you aced a test most of the class failed and normies ask you how you did do you tell them?
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Be humble, "I got lucky". Everyone knows what's going on but being humble will make you likeable.
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'i studied'.

if you want to sound less like an asshole try

>i had to spend all weekend studying, this stuffs so hard i didnt get to go out at all.
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>>17782591
False humility is not likable.

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I love my girlfriend for her personality, but I hate how she looks. She's fat, and ugly. I want to break up with her, but then I would feel like an asshole if I did. What do I do?
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>>17782501
Very gradually and very subtly introduce her to exercise, healthy eating, cosmetics and dermatology.
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You're already an asshole for not being selective.

Now man up and break up with her you dumb neckbeard.
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You should feel like a loser instead nobody cares if you break up with trash

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