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disgusting

>>17782466
pop that shit

>>17782466 you disgusting pig

shameless self bump

>>17782462
When was the last time you had sex? When was the last time a different female showed affection or at least genuine interest for you?

Believe it or not, I'm not mocking you or calling you a robot. Your sexual life is pretty important in this affair.

>>17782462
There is no god or help for you OP.

The only chance is to move out of the town, with some time, perhaps you will forget her.
Source: my own experience.

are you fucking retarded?

"I WANNA SMELL LIKE GIRLY SHIT, WILL THIS BE WEIRD?"

>>17782443
But will the intensity of the smell be too much? How much is too much?

>>17782460

if you're spraying shit on yourself and wondering if it's too much, it is.

>>17782414

The world love is abused so much nowadays. Also, you have to be over 18 to post here.

>>17782414
you shouldve told him in person, so that way you can tell if he said no because he thinks ur a slut or if ur ugly. you can try again in person.

>>17782414
A good dicking will cure you

Drinking water helps me wake up, so try that

Stretch and then do some very light exercise, a little bit of jogging is good. Not enough that you start sweating but enough that your body loosens up.

Never had it personally but I hear coffee works wonders. Try to limit it though and definitely stay away from energy drinks first thing in the morning.

Go to bed earlier. Chances are you're staying up. Try getting to bed at/before 11 if you nees to get up st say 6-7am.

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I tried drinking real magnesium supplements (not the cheap shit you get from gnc) took 4 before going to sleep.

When I woke up I felt "normal". I havent felt normal since 6 months or something. I also drank 2 large glasses of water before going to sleep.

I can work with this kind of "normal" energy. But is there something else I can do to get an extra kick?

Breakfast
Coffee
Excercise
What else?

Its good you brokeup cause there will be nice girls in uni you can bone. Be glad.

Can you blame her OP?

Love only goes so far. If you were in a financially stable place in life, maybe things would be different.

Don't take it so personally...

>>17782370
So you're a loser and wanna complain it on 4chan? I dont have anything against you but she chose better man like you choose girls with thicker ass to bang

Man life is unfair. It really is
But on the bright side you wouldn't have been happy anyway if you couldn't make her happy

>>17782321
is it just hard to accept that you're a boring person who only wants to be entertained, with no desire to create?

>>17782321
You made this post a couple of days ago, if you couldn't better yourself then, you're not going to now.

>>17782351
This. You're boring and yes you should find a hobby, preferably one that involves you going outside and meeting new people.

>>17782321
http://vocaroo.com/i/s056okHmpL7E

130 isn't that high and iq isn't really important

That being said

You mostly have this complex only because you're father does shit like that too so you essentially just copy him
If you had be born to someone with low iq that said how dumb he was all the time you'd think you were dumb to
Being a genius is something that happens by chance
It's like being proud that you have blonde hair and not brown


I have same ego issues tho so it's kinda difficult to believe people. I seriously believe that I am capable of acquiring anything I desire and when I tell people that they get offended so I just keep it to myself and act humble

Nice b8

>>17782300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0frAJvjdFk6

>>17782283
If u lost weight and got fit youd be really attractive.

Its ur choice to be a fat fuck.

by losing weight.

the other anon was pretty on point when he siad you'd be attractive. you got all the features for it.

hurry before your hairline begins to recede.

>>17782283
put all of your energy in creating something new and just exorcising, dont get me wrong progress is fucking sloooooow but yourll be feeling better and better about yourself man.

>>17782221
I wouldn't risk it, dude. Lotta people die from that shit. See a lot of heroin addicts around, they do not look happy or healthy. Not worth the risk.

>>17782221
S L I P P E R Y
S L O P E

Once you've experienced what it is to be truly "happy", you've lit an ember within yourself that will always remember how you felt when you tried it.

If you try it once and stay away, you will always feel as if you can do it again and get away with it.

If you try it once and desire that feeling again, you WILL do it again. Maybe in a few weeks? Maybe in a few days? Then you'll start chasing after that feeling, and then you're addicted. Heroin is particularly sneaky about its addiction process.

>>17782221
Im all for experimenting in a safe manner. Two drugs you should never ever ever try are heroin and meth. They latch on to even the strongest people with the littlest of effort.

Every person i have known to try heroin has dealt with an addiction to it or is still addicted.

>>17782219
Ask her out. If she says no, move on.

>>17782219
>how to improve my looks besides doing things tgat improve my looks.

Fucking netbeard beta orbiters like u make my day xDDDD

Fucking cringe thread lol

>>17782219

we dont know how to improve oyur looks either. cuz we dont know what you look like.

and no, describing your height and hair color wont help us know what oyu look like.

find a haircut that wokrs, lose the weight (or put on the muscle) and try clothes.

but when you say 'i see hwo clsoe i am to getting her' you are wrong. you arent remotely close. she already decided you're ugly. shes not into you. being attractive wont make her say 'WELL YOU ARE THE BEST LOGICAL CHOICE'

relationships are about emotion and chemistry. looks play their part but being hot wont suddenly make her like you.

>>17782215

if you can do it discreetly and casually id say yes, ive done it.

its not ideal, but plenty of women like it. plenty of women dont.

>>17782229
She works at a drive-thru (my geuss is shes a college student) and I was thinking after I payed, I'd just go into my contacts where you add a new number and just hold my phone up to her without even saying anything.

>>17782215
If she is a fatty like that shell accept anything you offer her.

>>17782212
It's called swamp ass you fucking faggot, some shit you made up on the spot is not "commonly known".

Get some baby powder and use it liberally after showering well and before doing anything strenuous. It's pretty common, especially for men who work outdoors a lot or just have hairy asses or sweat a lot like you do. I used to chaff a lot when I worked outdoors for 5-6 days straight when I was working outside jobs so I just started doing that. It helped with the chaffing and with keeping my ass from sweating so much.

>>17782237
Its called shitting yourself dumbass. Op needs to stop shitting himself

>>17782237
>>17782258
Swass is a common term. Swamp ass assumes that it smells, whereas swass just means sweaty ass.

Your question is pretty vague.

Is it overpriced? Probably.
Is it useful? Maybe not.

Is it a good experience? Yeah, usually. You get to share an experience with a bunch of other people your age, and you'll be able to talk to more girls than at any other point in your life.
Will it help you get a job? Yeah, usually. Shows you have the intelligence and discipline to get the magic piece of paper at the end, even if what you learnt isn't super useful.

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>go get English Major
>learning Japanese on /a/ during free time
>get a job teaching English in Japan where I pretend I can't talk to the students and spend my nights playing EXVS at the arcade
Doesn't feel like I wasted my time.

It's not a scam but it is for some people and that's what they don't tell you

The current belief is that you must go to college to be successful and get a job and that's simply not true and probably the greatest lie that's told to the current generation. We are told that if we go to college get good grades and go into a respectable field we are guaranteed a "successful" future. The truth is that nothing's guaranteed. When you have your degree and you don't have the taught skills on how to get a job, deal with people, gain connections and hustle you're left working at Starbucks until someone answers your resume request on indeed. The market is over saturated with pieces of paper that meant something 20 years ago but now are insignificant almost. What matters now is standing out from the crowd beyond the piece of paper. Employers don't want to see what you've learnt but what you've done because the truth is a college degree is now barely a step up form a high school diploma. And the fact that high schools and colleges and governments premature this lie so they can keep making money from these people going into 1000's of dollars of debt does make it a scam.

You're alright. People insist on thought policing but as long as your thoughts aren't outwardly destructive who cares

Probably not what you want to hear, but usually the most homophobic people are the ones who have an inclination towards it and it makes them very uncomfortable.

I understand what you mean about the weird culture, but it doesn't bother me any more than obnoxious sluts or brickhead guys. It's just another thing to avoid.

Have you ever experimented with anal with a girlfriend? It can feel pretty good, but personally I avoid it because it feels unmasculine. In any case, the dominant - submissive relationship is the same as in mixed sex couples. I can imagine how it would feel good.

Hell if I want to watch it, but fortunately neither I nor you have to.

>>17782139

neither. some people gag at the sight of penis. others dont. others want to suck on the penis.

everyones different and you're no different (in the sense that you are...).

what i mean to say is what you experience is natural. what they experience is natural. both parties are 'right'. theres nothign wrong wiht what gay guys do. there's nothing wrong with you being disgusted by the idea of it.

whats important is that you dont try and push that idea on to people. you have gay friends, so i wouldn't worry about it.

the lisp bugs me to, as does gay culture. being in a gay bar is pretty fucking awful... with the exception of the fact that I usually end up taking a cute guy home and fucking his brains out.