Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2945. page

>>17906390
/adv/ doesn't care either.

>>17906398

I know, but you guys are better at pretending.

Im not any expert, but what's worked for me is slowly getting into a diet. People always make the mistake of jumping straight into a strict diet and quit the day after or something. Whats better is to slowly reduce 1 thing from your diet. And continue every week or so.

>>17906353
i think almost any job medical stuff will have shift work - as you get more seniority you might get better shifts

but that is a very stable field, if you don't fuckup you can easily get work anywhere for life

pathologist assist sounds interesting

>>17906411
It does, but I can't seem to find many jobs online for it. Whenever I see an offer for "Pathologist Assistant" It just wants a lab worker, but not the graduate program career.

>>17906353

you're going to start out with the shitty shifts. 7pm-7am, 11-7 type deal. once seniority comes in, then you can start picking up daytime or get a new schedule. depends on where you'll be working also.

anything as a tech will get you a job. even the associate level programs at the CC's such as rad or ultrasound tech have job openings. but they're competitive to get into.

have you thought about selling medical devices? I know a few people who are happy with it, for now.

why not just bite the bullet for med school and become an actual pathologist instead of the assistant

>live in the UK
>can't legally own a firearm or defend yourself from human scum
>forced to live in fear if you stand up for yourself, and face a literal prison sentence for saving your own life
And a large majority of the world can't see anything wrong with this.

>>17906333
>shot a person
>don't call ambulance
It's like you want to spend your life in jail for murder.

>>17906350
>mugging
>saving life
Top kek.

>>17906362
Many people end up killed in muggings, including OP's attacker sure enough.

>>17906316
First, get over it.

Second, who the fuck cares? Why is looking beautiful so important to you? Do you think no one would want to be with you if you weren't pretty and young? Do you not believe in monogamous relationships? Do you think people are only friends with you because of your looks?

If so... what the fuck?

Lastly, start working out. Use lotion EVERY DAY. Avoid staying out in the sun for long periods of time or use sunscreen. Brush your teeth twice a day. Sit up straight. Eat a healthy diet. Take care of your hair.

Beauty is a state of mind and hard work. There are lots of women that remain beautiful well into their old age because they took care of themselves in their youth. Drinking, smoking, drugs, staying awake... after awhile it all takes it's toll on the body. If you were genuinely scared of aging then you would be living healthy right now.

Not to mention the fact your state of mind will drastically change as you age as well. You'll realize how retarded you're being and care about much more important things.

>>17906316
>What should I do?

realize you are not alone

surprise all humans get older (if they keep living that is) and body functions decline so yeah getting really old is disgusting

but if you take care of yourself & you're lucky you can be a hottie until your 60s

the trick is WHO you are a hottie for :) as you get older the younger crowd is a waste a time so focus on people OLDER than you are

believe it or just look at what femmes do as they get older, they chase older guys

>>17906341
Sorry hijacking thread.

You mentioned taking care of your hair. I'm a 25 year old female, and my hair has a lot of split ends and general damage. It's brittle and thin and I shed easily. I think it's because I shower every day, lest my scalp becomes overbearingly oily.

How do I repair or take care of my hair?

>>17906314
Teaching English is probably the best thing to study if you enjoy traveling as you can get a job anywhere in the world. It's definitely not a bad thing to study.

If you're not that big into travelling then go to a trade school or engineering.

>>17906325
I love travelling, but I'm kinda scared by the prospect of standing in front of 20-30 kids, most of whom don't want to be there in the first place. I'm also not that enthusiastic about some aspects of teaching (e.g. grammar and such). I've been volunteering at some place which teaches English to immigrants/refugees, and I've found that I really like 1-on-1 and small group stuff, but that's not available in my homecountry. So I'll probably be stuck teaching some high school kids or something, and that terrifies me

>>17906352
Leave the country

>>17906312
You should kind of cut her out of your life. If she does this with a guy she is already in a relationship with she will definitely do the same to you.

>>17906324
Bro im not tryna date her lol, if anything id screw her cause she is hot but i flirt because its fun and shes the one approaching me.

>>17906312
Be straightforward and direct with her, say you want her at some point, her bf must really bore her ass.

Who cares dude. Just live your life and stop putting blind faith in others and put faith in yourself

>>17906294
Dude if you voted for Hillary you'd have the same amount of guilt. It was a very fucked up election and either way it was gonna be bad. Don't beat yourself up.

I didn't vote, but I almost voted for Trump.

>>17906294
Vote democrat in the mid term elections.

Id o think it is very funny how Trump is letting down all of his voters before he even takes office.

How big? Be honest

>>17906273
About 5 inches thin, my balls are really small too, i guess that area is really underdeveloped

>>17906280
That's not too bad man, just about average. Don't sweat it, and don't let that fear of embarrassment stop you from losing your V-card. Next time, don't back off and you will feel SO much better about yourself once you get over that hump.

If your worst nightmare comes true and she laughs or acts like a total count about it, then she is in the despicable minority. But you would have to be with a real bitch for that to even be a possibility.

stop being a goddamned idiot and call the prevention hotline. It's right there at the top of the page
+1 (800) 273-8255

Stop being a idiot.

Tell us why

Get blind drunk alone

same

time to drunkenly fap alone in the dark again

>>17906192
That sounds depressing

>>17906126
>She's outta my league so I can't be with her
how do you know? did you ask her?

>>17906141
Dude trust me I wouldn't say that unless I'm 100% sure. She's waaaay outta my league. I never straight asked her but she gave subtle hints overtime. Like one day I worded a question wrong and it was lime wanna go here then here for dinner and make a day outta it. I meant me her and another guy and she said thathat sounds like a date, I politely decline.

>>17906155
i don't understand how that means that she's out of your league

You're not an alcoholic until you're blacking out every week and have to choose between food money and alcohol money. Beer will make you fat, not really addicted.

>>17906109

yes

cut back on the boozing to 1/nite week

>>17906130

you're an idiot

>>17906109
Yes you are an alcoholic. You're not binge drinking but you're still drinking alone on a regular basis.

You're not in the same boat as binge drinkers; if you can keep your consumption down and drink plenty of water you'll be just another functional addict.

Always be wary of binge drinking, however, as you are at serious risk of becoming a binge drinker and that's not something you can be functional with.

Honestly, how many times do you fap a day?

>>17906085

get some professional counseling

>>17906183
Used to be once everyday/every 2 days. Stopped for about 10 days with no trouble and nothing changed.

Just take a T-break you idiot

stop smoking for two weeks

crack my man

Acid fo' sho

I brew beer, lift, cook, read, sail and hang out with my gf/friends.

>>17906068
most normies here play video games, watch netflix, drink/take drugs, and go clubbing, walk to people on facebook.

>>17906068
Most people live just about the same as you just substitute in going out with friends once or twice a week.

The people you picture when you say normies are really a small percentage, everyone really has at least one issue, usually a lot more than that.

Regardless those people just spend most of their time socializing in one way or another, school, work etc they tend to live busy lives.