What hobbies can I have? I just come back from work, sit in front of my PC and waste my life fapping and browsing chans. Fuck it, I enjoyed life way more when I was in college.
Stop fapping
Buy a fountain pen and work on your handwriting
Pick up building small projects with things like Raspberry Pis
Go to Church
Get involved with it and your community so you can spend your time doing some good things for other people
Hit the gym
>>17906862
but i actually like being so lazy
So my girlfriend got one of those DNA test kits as a gift and when she was spitting in the tube, I convinced her to give me a short blowjob to work up more spit. She produced too much and we ended up dumping most of it into the sink, so the container could fit a solution that mixes in when you finally seal it.
Anyway, she's very worried and upset that her sample could be tainted by my DNA, which, in retrospect, could be skin cells or something, but probably not precum considering how short it was. For reference, my girlfriend is Indian, adopted from New Delhi, and I am white, so it think our DNA would be easy to set apart.
If anyone has any reliable answers as to whether her sample will be compromised, I would really appreciate it.
Pic unrelated
Top fucking kek
Holy shit, this is great, maybe you should ask /sci/ in the stupid question general.
Is it normal to have swollen lymph nodes for a long time? I have one on the back of my neck behind my right ear that has been noticeably bigger than the one on the left for like 3 or 4 years. I would go to my doctor but he always says everything is fine and never gives me an explanation why. (Other than cancer at my age would be "very rare")
>>17906791
Go to another doctor that sounds fucked
Did you ever get lab work done? Like blood labs? If not get it done, you can do it on demand from your Dr.
>>17906810
Yeah I've had one round of bloodwork done each year for the last two years and he said everything was normal.
>>17906798
Well I have literally zero symptoms of lymphoma so I'm afraid of wasting 2 hours in a clinic just to be told "ur fine pls go"
What should I do /adv/? I accidentally sent my father this picture and another picture of a black lady in the wild calling her an ape, I meant to text it to a friend.
FUCKING wrong pic
Haha
>>17906742
>>17906746
selecting a wrong picture accidentally seems to happen to you pretty often ;))
Should I go to an anime convention without having people going into it with me? I have gone to cons for a long time, but I have officially lost everyone I used to go with. I hear all the time "oh you can just meet people there!" but that never happens TO me (people joining you) and I don't know how to MAKE it happen (you joining others).
In short:
>are these worth going to without a group going in?
>if yes, how do I make one?
Also for consideration:
1. I'm male - let's not kid ourselves, if I was female my "loneliness" would be resolved within 10 minutes of arriving.
2. My "devotion" to anime is moderate at best, meaning I can't count on being happy engrossing myself in events the whole time.
>>17906741
I'm essentially friendless and I do enjoy going to events and travelling by myself.
I went to fanexpo in Toronto alone this year and had a good time. I went to random dumb panels like a Sakura card captor voice actors Q&A and actually had a blast.
Point is with a group of friends your day is structured around them, when you go alone you're more likely to give in to whatever dumb shit sounds remotely interesting to you and there's no need to feel embarrassed.
Being out in public alone is still better than being alone in your room.
>>17906756
I will add I did not meet people there, because like you my interest in those things is moderate at best. And I am extremely judgemental and not approachable.
That's just me though. I still had fun.
Seeing slutty cosplayers is always a big plus too
>>17906741
I went to ny comic con alone at 2011. Fuck friends copped out last minute. I decided to go and just have a good time. I approached some people because i was trying to apply pua. But overall, it was pretty good, but sad i only had single day pass
As >>17906756 said, you do get alot of freedom. View it as a blessing or curse, just use it wisely. Just go! Theres plenty who are there alone as well, don't be a bigger pussy then them
How hard is dating and starting a sex life at 27 for a male?
In short I fucked up in life and won't finish my degree until Im 26. Im hoping to land a decent job before May 2017 so by that time I can move out/switch states.
Im in decent shape right now kind fit at about 12% body fat. Im going to to try and get in shape my last semester. Let's assume I have average face, since I can't rate myself worth a damn.
Im asking because I think I might want to get married, no kids though. I don't want my wife to have like 20 partners and me 0.
Would you recommend okcupid or tinder for someone this age? I've never used online dating, I looked at it and it looked like a job profile.
Any other advice? Im lost here...obviously lol
Not really understanding your question ,Doesn't matter how old you are there's always going to be someone out there for you.
Internet dating is getting more and more popular these days ,trouble is the competition is tough and most girls won't even reply to your message,also every girl I've met up with online has been batshit crazy
>>17906797
Sorry, I was doing multiple things when I wrote that.
I guess Im asking most people get their sexual experience in their 20s and marry late 20s.
Im approaching my late 20s and needing sexual experience, will the pool of women be much more limited at this age?
Also should I consider escorts in order to learn what to do in bed?
Im fairly certain I could find a girl to date long term, but I just want some experience before that. Im standards are not high at all, Im not one of those guys who wants 8's only. Im just looking for someone is is decent looking and in decent shape, I ask no more than what I am.
>>17906816
I'm 27 I wouldn't say the pool of women is more limited ,but the chances of finding a woman without kids starts to get slim.
I wouldn't worry about it ,concentrate on getting the degree.
Never tried an escort,but yeah it would help,just tell the escort your inexperienced.
/Adv/ice, everyone at work treats me like a little kid.
It ranges from the benign, like saving me a cookie, to the genuinely bizzare. I have been patted on the head. People will purposefully stop talking about gorier home life stories when they notice me nearby. This one time, a catering service member was "genuinely touched" when I let her hug me, and then proceeded to attempt to fuck with one of the cooks on lunch break by telling me to hug them too.
I don't understand. I have some asperger's, but generally socialize well and am not an idiot.
I mostly feel patronized.
Please help.
>>17906704
>Everyone at works treats me like a little kid
You could atlest provide your age and describe your looks and height, usually that would kind of already exclude a lot of things that could be the reason.
>>17906716
I'm 25, 5'9", and look like I'm in high school. Skinnyfat, thankfully lighter acne these days.
Sure, I get carded constantly, but that's no reason to act like I'm ten or something. (When I complained about getting carded last week, a startled manager asked me what I was even buying. He giggled for five minutes straight after I responded that it was scotch.)
>>17906738
They probably just all think of you as "mommy's little baby" maybe you are just a whimp or you behave and come off like one.
Or they're all crazy and you just are the most mature person in there.
Imagine if I had kids....
How old are you?
>>17906710
Old enough to get married
Imagine your hot 15 year old daughter
>daddy daddy daddy
>pleaseeeeeeee let me get the new phone, I'll be such a good girl and do anythinggggg
Both of My gf's cat died. One around two months ago and the second one barely today and it really did hurt her as she loved those cats. I was thinking for our anniversary which was coming up (2 months) to get her a kitten.
Is this a good idea?
>>17906697
Maybe talk to her first? You don't have to reveal plans by maybe bring up getting another cat later on. I don't think you should ask right now, maybe in a month when she isn't grieving so much. Don't forget she's hurting so she could be offended that you'd ask so soon.
I would say bad idea. If i did that to my wife (Who also has 2 cats which she loves) she would be really upset.
2 Reasons. First, it would still probably be too soon, second she believes in rescuing older cats (Specific to my wife but you might want to make sure how your gf feels about this)
Also getting an animal is a personal thing, she might want to be involved.
My gf said she'd like that but I think you'd have to ask her yourself
At the same time it would ruin the surprise aspect
Tough choice
I don't feel comfortable around my boyfriend anymore. I feel like I'm not good enough for him. It makes me anxious and stressed out. He has criticized me a lot, not even in a mean way, but now I can't relax when he's around, even if nothing is wrong. How do I fix?
>>17906672
Test
>>17906672
criticized in what way? also have you talked about it with him?
>>17906672
It's not about being good enough for eachother, it's about treating each other well and being supportive.
You don't have to pass some height or IQ test to be worthy. Just, if he likes you, and if you're both willing to concede in arguments where it's reasonable, everything should be fine.
Please provide context for more specific advice.
It is still safe to eat those chips? Didn't notice my knuckle was sort of bleeding until after I opened the bag last night now I want some.
It's your own blood
>>17906629
Yeah but it's all dried in there now if I did indeed get some in there.
Haha same here
I’ve got a bit of oneitis /adv/
Let’s call her Amy
I went to school with her, and got over her and now she’s back in my life and I’m beyond confused.
I’ve got a very shit greentext typed up if anyone can spare the time to read through my terrible storytelling and life fails. It’s not exciting but would be appreciated.
>>17906610
Post it up bro.
>Met a girl in school years ago, always close, on and off childish relationships.
>Kind of always liked her, even if I repressed it a little at times. It was always there.
>At the end of school I went away for work, still occasionally talked, not very much
> After about a year, I came back and she started talking to me again, quite keenly.
>We met up etc. And I once again began to fall for her a bit.
>I went away again before it got too bad
>We’d occasionally talk when I was away, not too much.
>Kind of stopped talking October 2014
>Fast forward two months she has a boyfriend
>Whatever, I’m not fussed, I’m over her etc
>And then she’s pregnant
>OK nothing to do with me
>still haven’t spoken to her since
>she split up with the boyfriend because he was a bit of a cunt or whatever idk
>Fast forward to four months ago ish
>We’d occasionally send each other a random snap
>Fast forward to two ish months ago
>Baby is born, let’s call him Bill because why the fuck not
>She starts talking to me more regularly
>I’m driving home from work one night and she calls me
>Just general chit chat stuff, says I can come look at her new flat whenever I like
>Then she started saying how she wants a boyfriend who she’s known for a longtime, has always been nice to her and makes her laugh.
>I took that as a pretty big fucking hint, right?
>I was passive because she’s kind of fucked me in the past and I don’t want to go getting my balls in a twist again.
>That night she’s on the phone to me for like 6 hours, just catching up, talking about “Bill” etc
>She sent me a snapchat of her in bed saying “Need someone to share this big bed with”
>Again, hintetty hint
> I was out at a bar with some pals at the time, so couldn’t just drive over there
>I probably wouldn’t of anyway because I’m still not sure
>Few days later, I do go over and see her and “Bill”
Pt 1
>>17906610
just find somebody else to focus on
or ask that Amy out a few times for the rejection feels
Why do I feel so guilty when I'm with a guy?
But it's not like that when I'm with a girl though. And I'm a girl.
>>17906576
Probably not the right guy OP.
Proly some childhood trauma
Are you from a religious family
sup /adv/ i need some girl advice
so the thing is I was talking to this girl I like, she's my best friend, and like many stories that begin like this she basically friend zone, the thing is I don't know to what extent. She told she really really liked and that she was fooling with the guys she was fooling because unlike me "she doesn't sees a future with them". I don't understand her but well I've come to the conclusion we are looking for different things on a relationship.
So the thing actually is I don't care for the relationship no more, but I wan't to ask her about having sex with me. The first problem I've encountered is the possibility she friend zone me and will say no, which in this case I would like to know if there are any hints if this is the case. I've thought about pity sex too, because the thing is I'm a virgin so maybe I can ask her if she would let me have sex with her.
Question is how do I approach this, how do I ask her and with possiblity is better, to ask her straight up to have sex with me or tell her I'm a virgin and ask her for the favor, of course I would prefer if the sex wasn't pity but oh well.
pathetic
>>17906542
hahaha help a brother get laid
>>17906538
if she's really your best friend, it should be pretty easy to ask her. Just don't be awkward about it.
Is there anything fucking worse than being a tall ugly as shit male?
my height is perfect im 6'2, but my face is so god damn repulsive that people notice it from miles away because I tower over people.
If you're ugly its better to be a manlet
>>17906534
Then take advantage of your height you faggot. Grow a sweet beard, get massive, play sports.
>>17906534
>Is there anything fucking worse
short ugly fat ?
and bald ?
seriously if you're tall that is automatically alpha no matter what your face looks like
Being a short Indian attracted to white women