Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2952. page

>>17903888

>should i get one of these?

i dunno

>is it weird to have one?

a little

>how do you use it?

you fuck it

>Do you need some kind of mount?

no. its not a flatscreen

>>17903888
it sounded like a good idea, but it's a pain to clean and jizz soaked socks work the same

>>17903888
not if you don't have a healthy relationship with at least one other human.

It isn't that weird..

How? you put oil in it or lube and fuck it.

No mount needed you could slip it pretty much anywhere or hold it.

Bonus : Heat it up next to a heater before fucking it, put some warm lube in it. Pure bliss.

If looking for discreteness get a tenga egg

>>17903853

top of the biceps are good. upper back is good, calves, hands and feet are good. anything on your chest, underside of your arm, stomach or thigh area will be subject to change depending on how much fat you lose/muscle you gain.

if you're going for a drastic weight change then perhaps you should wait but if you just want to gain a bit of muscle or lose a bit of fat the body has an amazing knack for retaining skin elasticity and definition.

tldr; if you're a huge fat ass, wait. if you're just a bit chubby, don't worry about it.

>>17903879
Exactly the answer I was looking for, thanks man. I'm not a huge fatass, just definitively overweight, but I don't really care about it (maybe I should).

Also, maybe you have no idea, but is having a tattoo a red flag for a job employer nowadays?

>>17903892

>Also, maybe you have no idea, but is having a tattoo a red flag for a job employer nowadays?

it definitely still is but its becoming less and less of a stigma. it really depends on your profession and what you want to do.

i'm covered in tattoos but i used to work at a tattoo/piercing shop, then i was a logger, then i was a touring musician and now i do private armed security, so my tattoos, in context with my life, have never stopped me from doing what i wanted.

if i wanted to work in an office setting or some kind of professional customer service related job they would obviously have an issue.

having a tattoo that you can easily cover up is honestly no big deal anymore.

Drinking bourbon and browsing this board. I'm present for your shit.

Sure. I can talk to you. :)

>>17903840
Shit, this is one classy anon

Its a Wicca fad from a long time ago, its a real edgy teen thing to do that some celebrities do. Yes it is weird. You shouldn't be participating in activities that our degenerate elites partake in because other parts of those rituals include child sexual abuse and kidnapping.

>>17903828
Who cares.

My bf and I have blood vials. Our chains are long and nobody sees them though. Sometimes he wears it visibly, but nobody has asked questions or seemed to notice.

To have children and enhance our understanding of the universe until we become immortal and divine. After that? The point of being diving is to create the perfect universe/

>>17903824
Not die.

To love.

Accomplish what?

>>17903826
Personal goals relating to health, wealth, and spiritual development. :^)

>>17903818
Set a daily schedule.

>>17903704
Appears to be a form of MDMA/PMA. Perhaps you are simply curious in knowing what exactly it is you encountered, but on the chance you have intentions to "try it out", I would highly recommend you not take anything found on the sidewalk.

it looks fucking disgusting. the white-yellowish stuff kinda looks like something i once bought that was supposed to be an amphetamine salt in powdered form, but was really just very wet, stinky and consisted of who knows what.

the black parts look like small crumbles of bad hashish or black tar heroin or something. i'm not even sure if both are a drug, or if just one of the two substances are meant to be ingested

tl;dr: don't fucking take that shit

>>17903750
or wait are the black parts print on the bag?

Not gonna troll you bro. But you can't treat new women like your ex. That's setting shit up for failure.

>>17903712
This. Not every woman is your ex, and if you don't break out of this mindset, the only one who suffers is you

Okay you've got my attention, explain though, besides being codependent and mentally ill at the time we met, I would never treat anyone like that. If anything I've been going to counseling to make my failed relationship mean something by learning from my mistake and becoming healthy so I can meet someone healthy and not just so I'll feel better... Is that wrong?

>>17903674
hey man, be nice, this is a nice board.

i don't think /adv/ main goal is to help others, it's more like share troubling issues. Which helps, sorta.

I have a slight theory that you might be heavily insecure and unhappy with yourself...But hey, i'm not judging. Cya.

completely agree

browsing /adv/ or /r9k/ isn't good for your health

>>17903674

Look at the drama queen. If you were leaving for yourself, you'd just do it. This is a way to fish for attention. Hope no one gives that to you. Good luck.

>>17903627

necessary? no. helpful? yes. though only if you really know what you want to do.

id at least go get an associates degree with the gen eds. i got an associates degree and got hired as a receptionist, and now i manage the whole business.

Military is just flat-out suicide while college is a morphine drip-feed of suicide. Even with the welfare you can obtain from it (if you're special needs or poor as death. Or both.)

At least in the military, you can make money after a set amount of time. Although to make money at that point, you would be broken.

The military is for people who can't afford college, people who wouldn't be able to cope in college, and people who think they're above college.

>>17903595
>Tldr; I'm hypersexual from depression meds. Should I take advantage of it or get help for it?

>>17903595
>should I tell my psychiatrist?

yes, you should do this regardless. please make sure you're careful. you dont want to catch any sti's or get pregnant. are you on the pill?

>>17903603
He put me on wellbutrin to enhance my sexuality since zoloft made me reaaaaally dry and turned off. The only thing I've mentioned is when he would ask "is your sex drive better?" and its an obvious "yes". Not sure how I'd bring it up to him anyhow. Yeah I'm on the pill

>>17903591
Lol nice rare pepe card.

Do both, Keep on milking her all you can to get exp out of it. Just try out new prespectives, say things you've never dared of saying to girls due to insecurity. You're never gonna see her again soon, right? Just troll!

>>17903610
>Keep on milking her all you can to get exp out of it
Lol dude, dating isn't some RPG where you get experience every time you go out or talk to a girl. Because of this very mentality you will not enjoy dating, it will feel like a chore and you will act like a sperg. If the only reason you're pursuing a girl is for "exp" then you should really stop it.

Never pursue a girl you're not attracted to. Nothing good will come out of it.

>>17903629
>dating isnt some RPG

Real life is basically runescape. The more time you grind a given activity the better you get at it. Helped me get over anxiety, and made me better at math. Also Ebay is the GE.

can you get caught? I've been sending dick pics to the girls who are looking for work

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So I cant get caught ?

>>17903536
>>17903586
Lol my man.

I have no idea

>>17903493
you clearly need an alpha chad to toss you around and knock your vagina straight

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>>17903493
Getting wet is not an orgasim or getting off. Thats your body preparing itself for sex. When you think those thoughts your body hopes its going to happen, and so it lubricates itself for the eventual penitration.

And trust me , you will know when your going to orgasim. I was similliar to you, but after losing my virginity it all clicked.

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There's nothing wrong with your feelings.

Not everyone is aroused by the same things.

Not everyone masturbates.

I can't put much validity into porn being a "cuck fest" (I'm not even sure what you mean by that) but if you don't find it arousing, that's not unusual.

Maybe try erotic literature, sounds, or just thoughts and fantasies like you've described.

If you're moved to touch and manipulate your genitals and/or other erogenous zones, just listen to your body and do what feels good.

It may be you'll only get pleasure from actual sex play with another person (or people). If so, that's OK too. Just make sure all parties are legally consenting, and be as safe as possible.

Apple cider vinegar rinse and drink more water

>>17903491
Don't wash your hair so often. I used to have dandruff then I went no-shampoo and it's helped not only that but my hair quality in general. I wash my hair probly 1x a month

head and shoulders daily works for me.

if I use anything else, i have dandruff within a week again.