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>>17907156
just ask him if hes down. if hes not, let it be. if you are of suspect character, coerce or bribe him.

From talking to chicks, i've realized 90% think it's unmanly and unattractive for a guy to like pegging or being submissive in general.

>>17907156
I think the best way to go about it is make a deal, you let him do something he likes and he'll let you do something you like.

why don't you two fags suck each other off so he can find out for himself?

>>17907144

Anal is severely overrated

Getting your dick sucked is fantastic

>>17907144
yeah, sex is over rated and people dont realize it until they have sex.

i thought sex was going to be mind blowing, it wasnt. sex can be nice but its not absolutely amazing.

The "I remember dreaming this" is actually what deja vu feels like.

Deja Vecu is normally what people think of when they imagine deja vu.

I used to think I had prophetic dreams, too. But it's not true. Sorry, man. It would be awesome, though.

>>17907113
i get it too.

so do most people.

its probably just because our brain things of all sorts of random shit when we are asleep and we happen to experience something similar to it one day and we get the deja vu feeling. i wish we where seeing into the future but i doubt it. i sometimes feel like like is preordained though

>>17907113
It's >>17907119
The human brain has the neck to find patterns where they don't exist.

This is terrible.

Is she dumb or an asshole? (That emotional manipulation, too...)

Tbh I'm overly protective of my belongings, so I would have not let her access the keys in the first place if she's not included on the insurance. But that's another story.

I would tell her to either to pay, maybe like 3x1100, and not 3k at once. Or to pay and move out asap.

>>17907102
Does she pay part of your rent? Cable? Utilities? Groceries? If not, now she's gonna have to. At least half of the expenses.
If she does, then have that woman get a second job and pay for it. You warned her, she fucked up, and now she's gotta own to her mistake.
Relationships are a team effort thing, if she ain't putting in to her fuck ups now, then you're gonna be the one picking up after her all the time.

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>>17907102
You need to sit down and say you need to understand what has happened here. Use non-confrontational language. Use " I must" " I loose" , not "you did" or "you didn't". Treat it like a joint problem to solve. God Speed OP.

>>17907090
What program are you going for? I'm going for a psychology PhD so what I can speak to are those programs. I'm sure there are similarities.

>I've heard that it takes about 8 years to get your doctorate
Not even close. Even clinical PhDs take 5-6 years, and that's including the year-long internship. A non-clinical PhD can take around 4 years.

>is it possible to teach at the secondary school level or at the community college level while I work on my PhD?
For the secondary school, absolutely not. Any teaching in K-12 requires a license and thus and education degree. For the CC, depends on the school. For "regular" universities there are assistantships that are usually teaching and the programs themselves may have "teacher-track" options (basically prep for university-level teaching after graduation).

>>17907247
For the timespan point I made, I'm assuming you've already completed undergraduate. From undergrad to PhD is about 8 years.

>>17907252
Yeah let's see...I'm going for English literature
I'm glad you set me straight on the time frame. So once I get my masters it will take me about 4 years, that is a much better estimate than what I looked up on the internet.
I currently have an assistantship at my program, but my school does not offer doctorates in my field so I am going to apply to a nearby grad school that does when I get closer to earning my masters.
Did that give any better info?

Went through something very similar recently. Don't have any advice, I just know that I'll be keeping stuff like that more to myself the next time.

It's not really any of his business.

>>17907029
>he doesn't like her because she has a thyroid condition
It just means she has to work harder to lose weight, not that she can't lose weight.

Maybe its something he doesn't want to tell you....are you a mixed race couple? if you are thats the problem and your dad is right.

In this age of millennialism, it's hard to give this advice but have you ever stopped for 5 minutes and thought that your dad has much more experience than you and has your best interests at heart?

Your dad obviously sees that this girl is or will drag you down with her and having only regard for your well being is trying to make you see the error of your ways.

I'd pay atleast some heed to what he's saying, after all he obviously has raised you and clearly wants you to be a successful man.
You should feel feeling thankful for having a father like yours and try never to let any woman come in between the two of you.

Good luck.

>>17907028
Always. I told her before we started dating

>>17907028
Never. Use your family for that. If you dont have family use a friend she doent know and that you dont care about. Or go seeca shrink.

Always. If you can't, she's a shitty girlfriend.

Yeah

My dad is depressed, but thats probably because he spends all day in bed. He used to be an alcoholic and binge drank, but until he started antidepressants he had cooled it on drinking for close to a year, two weeks after being on antidepressants he started binge drinking again.

Shit doesn't work or is bad for you, you're depressed because your physical health is bad. Fix that and your feelings will soften, not completely go away, but you'll be on the way to fixing yourself.

This is easier said than done.

I'm on them right now, along with benzos. Been taking them since April. Helped me with a lot of things, old phobias, hypochondria, panic attacks, social anxiety, depression, starting going to the gym, etc. Getting over being lazy is still an issue, but I'm much more functional than before, I finally started socialising with people instead of being a socially retarded 4channer.

Mother and best friends also took antidepressants, helped both of them.

>>17907017
Hi anon, I myself just started taking antidepressants. I was sceptical at first until my clinical therapist and psychiatrist explained it like this to me:

Feeling really really low is usually related to lack of chemicals in the brain. If one is working as hard as they can to do things that bring them joy (like drawing and stuff) but it feels like an uphill battle, antidepressants come into play and can help bridge the gap a bit by boosting the person taking them so that the person can regulate their emotions at the same chemical level as everyone else.

After that explanation it made sense to me.

No comments about toenails plz

>>17906955
spider bites m8. dont itch em man cuz i know they itch bad. one of my toes are scarred because i was drunk and decided to itch and itched too hard cus feelsgoodman

>>17906955
I'm not a doctor, so go see a doctor, but that's athletes foot.

Go see a doctor, or be like me and by Lotrimin Ultra. It worked for me, but I heard it doesn't necessarily work for everyone.

>not wiping from taint back
>not using flushable fresh scented wet wipes

Nigger, what are you doing

Wipe both ways, front to back and back to front, happens to me too. Sometimes you have to fold it a few times and put your finger a few centimeters in your ass.

Alright I know that I'm wiping the wrong way but it's become second nature and it hurts to wipe the other way

>>17906899
Source?

And look online for resume advice, and I think your career center will have advice on building a resume.

If you are willing, I highly suggest learning a trade. Good job prospects, and good money, and trade school is way cheaper than college.

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>>17906915
Valkyrie Drive, best mom Torino.

I don't want to commit to a trade just yet because I at least want to try to put my degree to use (math) and I figure programming is my best bet.

>>17906935
Oh hey, fellow math major.

Have you considered grad school? If you find the right program they'll fund you in exchange for teaching. It's what I did, my advisor even hooked me up with a sweet job.

Also, what states/cities are you willing to live in?

Why don't you ask him yourself? Don't be afraid of your dad. This is something you should really bring up with him.

Also go to church or join a civic organization to get some friends.

>>17906893

Go to a new years event. Even if you don't have friends, itll be good to put yourself out there and try. Worst case scenario, you end up sitting quietly by yourself which you do at home anyway.

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>>17906893
he doesn't get it.

it's a new age.

everything is digital

you can be around everyone, while being around noone now.

>mfw dad will never see the fireworks light up the two moons in the sky behind Stormwind while I sit on the wall with my internet girlfriend from the gates
>mfw dad will never know the joy of throwing snowball at your guildmates in Goldshire during winter's veil
>mfw dad will never know the team work involved of running a 25 man raid team through Tempest Keep as the main tank and leader
>mfw dad will never understand what i means to be a title holding arena PVPer during the glory days of WoW
>tfw dad will never see all the sexy lonely milf tits I've seen because I sweet talk them on ventrilo while their husbands are at work
>tfw dad will never realize I had the same experiences he's had in his life, just in a digital format

>>17906890
Bring the topic in a playful way and see what happens

>>17906896
How would you do that? I mean, I'm not really supposed to know that these parties existed. I only know about them because of a few facebook mistakes.

How would you bring this up?

>>17906890
>What should I do? Why in the world do they seem to like me this much, but never actually include me in group plans? I really don't understand.
Do you spend any money when you're with them on them? If thats not the case you should really just forget about it.

>>17906889
Would you rather they fake feeling empathy when there really is nothing there? Getting upset with another because they do not portray the feelings you initially wanted them to portray is a bit silly. I think maybe what you want isn't them to feel a certain way, but to support you and lend a shoulder, which would be much more understandable because friends are supposed to be a supportive figure in your life.

They probably ignored it because it wasn't in their mood and they didn't feel like talking about depressing shit. Don't expect to force people to feel empathy when they're just having a good time taking about a silly fantasy of theirs.

>>17906889
Yeah its wrong. I mean they are your friends but that doesnt mean that they will feel sad just because you are. The problems you have in your life are only yours. My points is that they wont change their emotions just because you have different ones.

>>17906887
Seems like you're in a pretty dark place. I think a good way to seem more socially active is to just -ask- your friends if they want to hang out.They'd never think that was a cunty thing to do; they'd be glad you wanted to hang out.

As for the ex, gone is usually gone, but if you -really- liked her, then tell her that. Maybe send a long, heartfelt text or something, telling her that you "get it now", admit that you simply didn't think asking people out was appropriate and that you're sorry for acting like an ass. That you get it if she doesn't wanna hang out anymore but that you'd be really happy for just one shot at making things up to her. Finish with a mention of being glad to have known her even if she wants to end it for good.

I can't guarantee a success, but she might budge. Good luck.


I'm no professional but if you ever feel really down or want to talk, I usually hang ut at https://discord.gg/BzSuS .


Keep trucking, cowboy.

>>17907006
Thanks for the advice and the invite. I'll speak to her but not in a text, I'd prefer to meet up and do it face to face.

>>17907021 i youre right here, talking about this stuff over text is as useful as lint.
Also you shouldnt feel like you have to change yourself for anyone else. You are just as important as them. What they want from you isnt more important than what you want for yourself.