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I'm on my last semester of college and haven't made a single friend. In fact, I haven't had friends since I was a kid. I typically spend my weekends drinking alone in my room because I don't know what else to do.

I had been seeing a fwb I met through craigslist semi-regularly, but we've recently drifted apart. No girl + nofap is making me perpetually thirsty, but I'm clueless about how I'm supposed to find a girl. I feel retarded every time I try to talk to a girl. I don't know how to have a fun convo that doesn't feel like a job interview.

I went to free dance classes on campus the other day and I swear the universe tried to hand me pussy on a silver platter. In the elevator to the dance room, there was a blonde freshman and her roommate talking about she needed a programmer to help her with a VR project. It couldn't have been more serendipitous because I'm a comp sci major and I have a Vive set up in our apartment living room (part of the reason I bought it in the first place was that I had convinced myself it was an investment for my social life and it would be a good excuse to invite people over).

I chimed in and told her I'd be interested in collaborating with her found out she was also going to the dance class. But then I blew it. The convo was boring and stilted and I was embarrassed because I was decently drunk and trying to keep her from smelling the alcohol on my breath (it wasn't a drinking event, I just drank beforehand for my nerves and overdid it.)

I never did dance with her and when she left she asked for my number but I got the impression that it was just to be polite.


How do I get laid or invited to a party when I have no friends?

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I want to smoke a shit load of weed tonight but my sinuses have been very irritated and clogged from all the weed I've been smoking. What do?

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I don't know what is really going on but tragic things have happened my dads shop was burned in a fire and insurance didn't do anything, My dad sent an email to the energy supplier telling them that our shop was closed but we continued to get estimated bills even though the shop was closed.

Now we want a final bill from the energy supplier but they keep sending us ridiculous estimates and keep adding money on, my dad refuses to pay because he knows it should not cost that much.

what should he do, are the energy suppliers allowed to change opening meter readings?

I don't even know whats going on really any advice help please.

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If a girl copies the way i talk, uses the same hand motions i do, looks down when she walks past me and acts differently around me "she's playful and flirty around other guys but she gets quiet and serious around me" does it mean she likes me? My supervisor who does this but idk if its a sign she likes me.

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Hey guys. Just to get this out of the way, I'm desperate enough to do long-distance internet relationships, and I can up hold them

I met this one girl about a year and a half ago and we hit it off. After about a week I asked her out and she said yes. Ever since then my love for her has been steadily climbing, more than any other girl I've ever met in my entire life whether it's irl or internet.

But it's reached a point where I seriously need her. I feel depressed because I can't hold her in my arms. I feel bad because I can't get her the things she wants right then and there.

I feel horrible because I feel like I'm stopping her from having a normal, physical relationship with someone else, and yet I can't bring myself to let her go because I'll be absolutely heartbroken if I do.

I almost cry before I sleep because I can't snuggle up next to her to keep her warm on the cold nights.

It's really getting to me, and I've never felt this way before. What do I do?

>shitty income, can't save the money necessary to travel to US
>feels like I'm slowly losing her because of this
>lower-middle income class family, can't ask for the money
>getting a job is hard for me due to my insecurities

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I have thought about this for a while but considering my position, I have decided I want to try Tinder.

My problem is, like much of 4chan, my profile.

>27
>Asian
>5'4
>skinny
>entry level admin job

I like anime, games and literature. Not much going for me in hindsight.

So how should I set up my profile with what I have? Is it even worth it?

I know the usual 3 image rule, one social, one good solo, one with me abroad and my profile.

Any advice would be nice. From my description, how best I fill out my profile? Should I even try?

Pic unrelated

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I entered a year relationship online with an Asian girl 8,000+ miles away. She is not stable and talks about suicide a lot. I seriously believe that if I ever left her, she'd do something rash. I'm white and 6ft so I really hope she doesn't become an alpha widow.

So now I have to make a choice. Trying to contact some of her senpai to let them know, but its an asian country so idk if the parents would even give a fuck. They'd just probably tell her to get back to work. I feel like such shit right now. Idk what I should do. Staying in an online relationship for however long it takes until we meet is bad for both our mental healths desu.

What should I do?

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Hey guys, I desperately need some relationship advice.

As a backstory, my gf and I have been dating for a little over 3 years, but she has VERY strict parents who have always given her curfews and constantly stress her out about everything humanly possible to the point where it's been 3 years of sneaking around. She's 20 and i'm 24 btw.

So last year, her parents found out about us and it took about a year but they had finally decided to give me a shot (they're strict muslim pakistani parents so to date alone is against her religion, let alone to a non-pakistani man like myself).. and these 3 years have been great, we would text all of the time, have a healthy relationship, and truly 100% love each other and i've never doubted our love for each other.

her parents went away to pakistan for a month and she finally had time to live her life for a month, and we had a spectacular month, however when they came back everything changed.

she completely randomly "broke up" with me on feb 2nd because she "needed time for herself" and to "be alone". so of course i've asked what she means and so fourth, and her explanation is that she's had to make a lot of sacrifices for this relationship to work, and sometime she wouldn't have enough time to see her friends because she was with me (although i never told her to choose me over them..)

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So my friend is starting to become more and more normie. He has started to use normie slang like lit and senpai. He has also started to use normie social media like Instagram and Snapchat.

I have tried to convince him to repent his sins, but he won't stop becoming more and more normie and his normieness is getting dangerously high. In fact, he lost a friend because of it.

I am asking /adv/ for tips on stopping my friend from becoming a normie, as I think it's dangerous for himself, for his family and for his friends.

Also Reddit is better than 4chan fucking 4fags

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With the beginning of march I'm going to confess my feelings to my close friend. We've known each other for around three years now and I really see her as some I could spend my life with. There is a small problem though. Even though her last relationship was with a boyfriend, as far as I know all before that one were with girls. Is there any way to tell if she even sees me as a potential partner of it's all futile?

Also good tips for confessing thread. I'm thinking about asking her to hang out as usual but showing up with roses. Any ideas are appreciated.

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My profile
>I'm 18
> a virgin
> watch degenerate porn I.e incest, rough stuff, ect. (I am going to quit because that shits disgusting )
>when I was 14 in my first and only sexual encounter with a girl I couldn't get hard (probs due to booze not porn)

Right, so I'm kinda scared that when o have sex with a girl I won't be able to get hard. As when it happened my first time it was really embarrassing.


I am also scared that I am becoming content with using porn for sexual pleasure over trying to get laid. I am very introverted so its quite easy for me to keep to myself
What can I do to make sure I get hard for sex? How to make sure I don't go near porn again? (Porn works for some people but I just go to heavier and heavier content)

I'm really scared that I will only be able to get off to my degenerate fetishes...

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I need /adv/. So recently my parents forbid me from having sex input house. I figured this was a safe place to practice sex but I guess not. I can't have sex at my girlfriend's place either cause she has too many younger siblings. Where did /adv/ go to have sex that was safe?

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I'm 21 and jobless and I've been speaking to a buddy of mine about this... He has said he may be able to help me out.
Now if he's offering me a job there's a chance it's something to do with Scientology. My parents advise against any involvement with the organisation and give unbelievable reasoning as to the "dangers". My parents are lunatics and our couch has my ass moulded in it and at this point anything is better than mooch. Is Scientology a death trap? What do?

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I was dating this girl for a couple months and I absolutely love her. I've been in enough relationships before but this girl is literally perfect to me in every way. She doesn't want a relationship anymore though. She went through a really rocky break up before we started dating and she feels like she's not in the right mindset to be with me. I respect her decision, but it really fucking hurts. We're still best friends but it sucks because we still have these feelings for each other. I want to be with her more than anyone, but it's not good for her right now. I don't know what to do.

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I started working at a small and privately owner, yet very rich business 9 months ago. I was offered a decent wage to start. Because of the incompetence of another lazy person that was "leaving for more pay" 3 days before I started before I even started the position that person lost their new job and came back and demanded their job back and the company brought them back at the same pay and on my first day I found out mine got cut to almost in half because the claimed they needed the money to pay the returning employee. I thought this is BS, but I stayed because I needed more money and got this job as my second job. One month into the job and they found out I had a degree in accounting and a minor in communications they started using me to pick up the slack of the employees in their payroll and advertisement departments. I worked hard and quickly finished their slack work so the company began giving me more and more of their work over the months and I've been outpacing both of them on each of their work loads. The company was so pleased that they promised they'd offer me a "huge" increase in pay, which was the amount I was offered to start at. That promise of an offer was made 2 months ago and since then they have not mentioned it once, yet pushed more and more work on me while the payroll and and advertisement employees sit on their phones and watch YouTube. I was pulled aside a week ago and was told by the owner that he wanted me to take on this huge project, but he wouldn't be able to increase my pay for "awhile" and when I inquired "how long" he said "the company is going through hard times, so I can't say". The general and office manager pulled me aside and sympathized with me saying that this is untrue and maybe he can help talk the owner into increasing my pay. How do I politely tell the owner that I won't do the work until I get a pay increase. My title is a secretary and my official job duties include nothing like the ones I'm being made to do.