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No one knows?

>>18066131
It's just snoo.

Seems like dry skin to me. Cold weather usually makes it flare up.

Stop being so autistic. Stop putting women on a pedestal.

Are they looking at you attractively or like you're a retard?

>>18066110
I don't put them on a pedestal. I stopped doing that like a year ago.

Usually they're looking at me attractively.

>>18066110
the latter kek

Organs are never harvested from dead people. They all come from braindead people that still have a heartbeat. Good luck trying to achieve that without making yourself a potato - with just enough brain function to shit yourself and eat through a tube until you die.

If you want to help others, volunteer.

>how can I die without damaging anything

Ask the autistic AI overlord.

I hear good sushi chefs can kill a fish painlessly by stabbing it directly in the brain stem. Death is instant, and the product even tastes better supposedly.

Don't bother trying this, just fix your bullshit.

>>18065989
Yeah, then why would anybody ever become a donor?
poor bait

>I'm not smart about these things and I realize I'm a retard for falling for this. I don't know why I had such poor judgment.
abloo bloo bloo bloo blooooo

>what can they do with this information now besides access my bank account or anything involving money? Can they get into my e-mail or my computer files or something
They can make fraudulent charges with your credit card. If you cancelled it and reported it then you shouldn't see much happen. Decent banks let you report weird charges and not hold you accountable provided you report them within a few days. Check your bank policy.

The SSN is another matter. Depending on how much info they have on you(and I'm assuming they have the basic stuff) they can potentially open loans and other stuff in your name. A lot of times, these SSN's make their rounds on the black market and end up in the hands of an illegal immigrant posing as a legal. They can report taxes and other stuff under your number and i.e. identity theft which can be a HUGE hassle to deal.

So I work at Geek Squad and we have people come in with your problem every day. If they were quick, they're usually able to avoid any charges to their accounts and that's often the end we hear of it.

If they weren't quick, their cards either get maxed out or their accounts get emptied. In some cases the banks can help them, but in a lot they cant.

Hopefully you were quick in taking care of the cards. As for your identity, information and stuff as long as you gave them only the credit card, they can only do things related to your card, such as open fraudulent things under your name. Once the card is cancelled however they lose all that power.

tl;dr once you gave them nothing other than the card number, such as social insurance/security numbers, you're safe. They basically only know your name and phone number.

Also, they're going to continually call and harass you so change your phone number too.

Hope I helped.

>>18065939
>>18065942
I checked and haven't seen any suspicious activity on my card or bank account, so hopefully I took care of it in time. I'm probably still going to withdraw my money for the time being though cause I'm paranoid. Thank you both!

Embrace your masculinity. Breathe into your balls. Believe in yourself.

Be loud. Don't be afraid because nothing can hurt you.

>>18065916
Pretend your Donald Trump in a rally in the primaries.

Speak loud but slow paced, articulate, use hand gestures, don't stutter.

>>18065963
This

Also feel free to grab any woman by the pussy. She will appreciate the attention.

Whoops wrong pic

Man of course she's not gonna tell you she attempts suicide. If you really care about her you whether or not you will continue the relationship you have to support her. Do you know the cause of her willingness to kill herself ?

>>18065910
Six months of dating is not worth this stress. Especially since she's not being honest with you.

She's in counseling, she's getting help. You can safely exit this relationship without feeling like she'll deteriorate without you.

I have this thing called a lock.

>>18065887
what if he's hot?

>>18065887
Where the fuck are the janitors?

Practice.

Practice offroad.

>>18065885
Practice.

>>18065842
Will power.

How she's going to react when she finds out because she is going to find out no matter how much and how long you hide it from her.

>>18065842
As said above, sheer will power. You'll do yourself a lot of favors if you actively avoid the kind of situations where you'd be tempted. If you must put yourself in those situations, and you really don't think you can avoid a fuck up, make a buddy babysit you.

by having a girlfriend who you love instead of having a girlfriend as your pet

shes obviously not a catch to you if you want to fuck everything that gives you attetion

lmao jesus that's embarrassing. there isn't even good content on facebook.

>I married a crackhead

You're supposed to ask for advice BEFORE you sign contracts. You're supposed to ask people who cost money to ask. You're supposed to save up and pay good people. You're supposed to listen damn good and follow their advice, before you finalize a major life decision. I'm saying this for the benefit of everyone else who passes by, you're fucked.

wait a shit

This isn't that video on Worldstar Hiphop, is it? I'm not even joking.

If it is, you have my deepest sympathies and I would gladly go to jail for you if I were still young and fit enough to get fuckall done.

Feel motivated and stop being lazy.
Easy.
Especially if you have a job and a lot of your shit is on the line.

>>18065726
You will never get any response more interesting than "Ya just gotta do it". Humans are real simple. We are lazy as long as we are able to be lazy, and are only busy when we are forced to be by either our own mental neuroticism or outside influence.

>>18065726
coffee use to help me

now it just makes me feel exhausted and fucks up my skin

>>18065641
I'm in the same boat and idk what to do either. Do u ask her or just leave it alone and assume she doesnt want that anymore?

>>18065641
I recently started to watch that show too- I personally know it'a all fake but it's fun to pretend that it's not. It's trashy television and it's a fun activity to do with my girl pals.

Here'a the question that you should ask yourself:
What exactly is it that is bothering you?
Would you be just as mad if your girlfriend planned weekly mall outings with a group of girl friends? Or is it something about this show in particular?

How often do you hang out with her? Are you hanging out constantly when she isn't with her friends?

>>18065641
This is why I only date women with INT* personalities and avoid white women. The only girls I ever dated who were into this vapid bullshit were white. Asians etc tend to be more thoughtful.

Don't, she's an emotional mess. Also cut off that buddy of yours, what a piece of shit.

>>18065710
kind of my thoughts. definitely done hanging out with buddy, pretty sure he doesn't like me anymore now. probably low key know about my intentions.

going to let her recover a bit, if she comes onto me i can't control that but i will wait a month minimum before doing anything.

Bro... You have to 100% make sure that she's over him. Ie: not angry, feelings like she still needs to contact him, can still be friends etc. I've made the mistake of moving into a relationship with a girl who had just broken up for like 1 month and a bit.

Even if she wanted to like you, her attachment to the old relationship will get in the way of yours.

>>18065541
>change my name on the days following my graduation
So then you'll have a degree with a different name on it...?

>>18065541
>animal abuse posting
I hope you don't intend to go into social work

>>18065546
I may just change my middle name since my first and last are common. I have 3 middle names by the way

My bro started doing it recently. It pays well and is an alright gig and works well for college students since you get free time to wait around for nearby folk.

Obvious advice is be picky about who and where to get people. You might lose a bit of potential cash, sure, but it's better to miss out on that than risk some scumbag tryjng to rob you. Not to scare you or anything, just ise common sense and you will be fine. Also knowing locations/having GPS is great. Finally, be talkative. 9/10 Uber passengers are hipsters of some sort, they love to talk. Good luck anon.

thanks bro, that kind of advice really helps. I would have thought uber would be pretty safe as they need credit card /bank details linked to the account so no smart person would try to rob you when it can easily be traced back to them, or is there something i'm missing?

The only Uber advice you need to know:

Don't go to or through the nastyass ghettoes in your area. They exist, they exist everywhere, they exist entirely for the purpose of robbing and killing you. Uber isn't going to send a flying superhero to beat up the random strangers who put a knife to your throat.