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>have low libido fatty gf
>start a new job
>hot qt co-workers everywhere
>8/10s in skin tight leggings bending over all day in front of me
How do I handle this?
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Eat them out and get paid for it.
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have your gf get even fatter, if her body gets bigger she'll have more hormones in it and her libido will rebound
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>>18065405
Lemme guess, you're a waiter.
Listen, I'm sorry, but you have to bear the burden of it. Either ask one of the waitresses out and dump your fatty or find a way to sneak libido-enhancers in fatty's food.
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What are some interesting topics to keep a conversation going on with a girl? Nothing like political, religious, or other shit like that. Something like movies, shows, hobbies. Something thats interesting but out of the ordinary.
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Ask her about something youre actually interested in knowing about her. Talk about things you're actually interested in and think she may actually be willing to listen to.
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>>18065392
talk about STDs and how to prevent them
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dicks, bitches love dicks
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I'm a sophomore in college with like a 2.0 GPA because I shit the bed freshman year. I keep having panic/anxiety attacks about my life being ruined and that I fucked up so hard by doing poorly. This has to be irrational, but it has really been fucking with me lately, how do I snap out of this?
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you could try shooting a russian diplomat, that always helps
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Find your school's graphics department, take graphics classes.
>photoshop
>intro to page layout for printing
>dreamweaver
>flash
>intro to 3D modeling
If you can't ace these classes, then drop out of school and take your goddamn place at Starbucks.
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>>18065391
I guess you better go back in time and do better.
If that doesn't seem reasonable, then when you start panicking, tell yourself that changing the past is important and what you need to focus on is doing well in the future.
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How the fuck do I deal with low social status? My entire 5-year studies have been a social disaster, sometimes more, sometimes less so. I feel like I don't fit in and it drives me mad. People would just tell me it's all in my head, that I'm paranoid - like my therapist, who claims he doesn't believe people genuinely don't like me - but it doesn't feel that way.
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You need to be high energy.
You will fail at first, because you are inexperienced. Success comes after you've practiced seriously for a while.
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>>18065343
But I'm low energy, though I'm trying to change it.
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>>18065306
>he doesn't believe people genuinely don't like me - but it doesn't feel that way.
that's what paranoia is man. you need to learn to break the thought patterns that cause this to happen
just remember nobody is trying to single you out or make you feel bad. nobody cares about that shit over the age of 18
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How do grown adults live in such filth? I don't get it.
My roommate of 7 months is an absolute pig. We've fought over it numerous times without any shifts being made. It's resulted in me now moving to break the lease and get a place somewhere else -- I have the paperwork in hand and we are both signing it tomorrow.
I should add that 95% of the apartment is my own furniture, dishes, electronics, etc. He moved in with only a duffel bag of clothes, a frying pan, and his 4 bicycles. That was it. Everything else has been purchased or provided by me, with no compensation on his end for what I have had to pick up for the both of us. He won't even chip in to replace toilet paper. The only things my roommate has contributed to the apartment for our shared use were a keurig and a single chair in the living room. I've handled all of the bills, the negotiation of the lease, the maintenance, and so on. To my benefit, it will only help my credit score, but I have to had to carry this sad asshole, who's also on the lease with me, for 7 months. I've had enough of his bullshit and, as I said earlier, am breaking the lease just to be done with him. I'll eat the extra month's rent and security deposit -- I don't care.
I tried kicking him out in the fall but couldn't get a replacement to move in here. I tried being a cold bastard too, moving forward regardless to take over the rent all by myself and kick him out, but then he got in a nasty car accident and cut back hours at his job.
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Everybody around me said I had to "have a heart" so I let him stick around. But even then, after we had a long conversation about my grievances and what needed to shift, nothing changed. And since the accident, he's kept the "reduced" working hours because he "likes getting up late and being able to do whatever the fuck he likes." He's saying he's job hunting but he's not taking it very seriously. Guy didn't even know how to include a cover letter with his resume, and I overheard him arguing with the employers during a phone interview. Because they called him for the interview at an inconvenient time -- that he set up!!
Over the last 7 months, this is the shit I've had to deal with:
>mysteriously disappearing food from the fridge and cabinets, but him consistently denying even though more than once I actively caught him pouring my cereal into a bowl, grabbing fruit out of my lunchbag for work, swiping sips from a milk jug, etc.
>coming back to the apartment and finding the place filled with smoke because he burned his dinner and just left it to smolder
>condoms on the couch (which I bought brand new when we moved in)
>broken glasses or dishes left in the sink (always mine)
>coffee cups left out for daaaaaays filled with stale coffee, cocoa, tea (always mine), or whatever else. Sometimes he'll come back from his car with 4 or 5 crusted over mugs that he had been collecting during the week, and then just leaves them in the sink
>the dishwasher being run again and again with the same load because he only takes out the dishes he needs and then runs it all over again
>raw meat left out on the counter or sitting on a plate in the fridge, never covered
>a puddle of piss in the shower or around the toilet
>my shampoo, soap, etc. misplaced and clearly used by somebody else. I find his hair in my soap constantly (I buzz my head) and he's offered my razor and toothbrush to girls that spend the night
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>>18065307
>his toiletries strewn all over the sink in a puddle of mouthwash or bike grease, usually with my things removed from the medicine cabinet and placed somewhere in the pile
>missing supplements or protein powder, even when he buys his own he will use mine over his because "it's better quality" (that was his defense when I called him out for it)
>our storage space completely filled with skis, helmets, work out gear, bike parts, and other stupid shit he collects
>our porch covered in scrap wood and random tools he leaves lying around
>the food for my pet fish misplaced and put with his belongings because he keeps losing his own and just decides to come into my room and get mine
>my video games and controllers left out and covered in bbq sauce, taco bell hot sauce, or whatever else he's eating while watching netflix/playing my games
>trails of greasy fingerprints on the walls where he taps as he walks by, on all the lightswitches and door knobs, and then food and sauce spills all over the carpet, staining it for good
>a broken chair that he refuses to replace and a glass table on our porch he's carved into with his knife that he swears is not his doing
>broken video game system he smashed into with his bike while trying to ride it inside the house
>stolen beer and alcohol he gives to his friends when they come over and he realizes he didn't buy any (he miraculously "stopped drinking" or having friends over once I started hiding my alcohol)
>empty weed baggies shoved into the couch cushions or just left lying on the floor
It's so fucked. And I haven't been in a position to just oust this guy for a while, financially or whatever. I haven't been a little bitch about it either. I've screamed, threatened, gone over his head, taken my shit, spit in his food, pissed in his shampoo... everything but physically kick his ass. He's a fucking disgusting monster and I am so glad I'm done with him soon, though. Fuck.
How can an adult be so disgusting and be OK with it?!
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>>18065307
>raw meat left out on the counter or sitting on a plate in the fridge, never covered
you're supposed to bring raw meat to room temperature before you cook it, it tastes better that way
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My mind doesn't make any sense, my memories are filled up with my own delusions which I often believe. When I go outside, I often start to see things which aren't there or get overwhelmed by my senses. I'm unable to connect with people and when I make "online friends", the urge to never come online again appears, which always makes me abandon the account. My family hates, but it's justified. I will never be able to actually work or do anything in my life. Would suicide be justified? I feel like there is nothing in this life for me and I hate my own disability to do anything.
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>>18065286
Yes, it would. Do it ASAP.
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Get angry and use it as fuel to make something of yourself. If you're not on meds, get to a doctor and see about getting yourself some
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>>18065286
shit, what you describe is mostly normal life.Only most folks don'thave enough insight to realise half of it.
Only considersuicide if you have enough balls, otherwise it's just a waste of time
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Feeling like a total shit 2017-02-20 03:33:06 Post No.18065225
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Feeling like a total shit
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So I have been with a man for more than two years. I love him and he is scared of me loving him and doesn't want to openly say he loves me although I know he cares for me deeply. We have a kind and loving relationship.
I have had it stuck in my head that I love him and he doesn't love me back.
So, I got together with a friend. We had dinner and followed up with several bottles of wine. We had a great night and having been friends for a while, he knew I was involved and respected my boundaries. We cuddle in bed together and my partner knows this.
I always turned down any advances from him, but that night, something came over me and I asked him if he had a condom. It wasn't long before he was on top of me and inside me. After about five seconds, I started crying and pushed him off me as I said, "I can't do this."
We were both seriously drunk at this point and just went to sleep.
I feel so gross and I know I won't live with myself without telling my partner. I have always been completely honest with him.
I'm scared and feel like I really screwed up and I don't know why I even went there. I'm not even attracted to this friend of mine. It was a fluke and I feel so gross. I never want to hurt my lover.
I thought perhaps someone out there could relate and give me a bit of advice.
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>>18065225
can't relate. but what kind of advice are you looking for?
a course of action? if so about what? your overall relationship or your unfaithfulness?
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>>18065225
>I never want to hurt my lover.
Which one?
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>inb4 OP reports someone for rape after deliberately sharing drinks with him and bringing him home
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how can I watch fightclub? 2017-02-20 03:31:19 Post No.18065220
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how can I watch fightclub?
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I want to watch fightclub. I only have a phone, no money, no anti-virus and want to watch it so that its free, wont give me a virus and asap. how?
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>>18065220
Go to a library and get the book. Basically your only option, poorfag.
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You can come over and watch it at my place Anon.
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>>18065220
Install ad blocker then if your a stream fag 123movies is an alright site
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A girl sent me this huge shitstorm of a paragraph and I just feel empty right now. I've been trying to get with her for 4 weeks or something and she insisted she was interested in me until tonight when she confessed she was never interested in me. She's furious with me right now and I just feel super depressed. Suggestions? How do you uplift yourselves in such shitty situations?
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I just listen to sad music and mope until the pain goes away
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>>18065032
Down your sorrows with a bottle of liquor. That's what I do
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Nah screw her, move on with your life and leave the poison behind.
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So I am losing my faith in love, I am so confused honestly. I have a friend and she is the reason im so fucking lost in this process. She dated my friend for a few years, they lived together and everything, then suddently they broke it off. They still hungout all the time for some reason but ended their relationship. Fast forward two years and she finds a guy online. He is really good looking, and successful. She gets literally blinded by him and starts saying shit like he is her soulmate and they belong together and all this shit. She goes to see him for a weekend comes back and gets blinded even more. Second time she goes he tells her he's been fucking random girls while she wasnt there and shit, she breaks it off but still said that he is the one. She thinks that he is perfect and her soulmate but its a tragic thing what he did and she can never be together with him. I just dont get love now, I thought it was something you build over time not talk with someone via text for a month go to their house for a weekend then go again 2 months later. ON top of that I just dont get how she could of been in other relationships and felt that strong love then its just gone? The way I looked at it love was something you build over time with the person you see a connection not just oh that person is sexy and successful we are perfect for each other. Is this just the case of she latched onto the first big named person that showed her affection. I just don't get how she thinks he is her soulmate when he obviously didnt give a shit about her. But she must of thought the same with the other 2 guys she's dated. I know love isn't just to one person and your bound to have many but im just so confused right now and its making me lose faith in love.
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>>18064941
Like me and her we share a conncetion, we are gamers, we watch anime, we have the same humor and all that stuff. We make each other laugh and help each other out. I just am not attractive enough to her standards so she doesn't consider me anything past a friend. It makes me wonder if love is just how you look because im pretty sure if not entirely that if I was better looking and more attractive she would be saying im her soulmate. Is that what love is based on? Just how you look?
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>>18064942
Yes thats true
Life isnt fair
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>>18064952
I think im starting to learn that a little too late lol Hopefully i can fix myself and not miss another chance if im lucky enough to get another one
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Straight edge razor or safety razor?
Thanks.
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You know...there's a reason they're called "safety" razors.
On the other hand, what's the worse that could happen to you with a straight razor?
Besides slicing your jugular open, I guess...
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>>18064936
Well I'm not a cuck who's never handled a knife before, so what do you think?
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I would go with strait.
If you do go for safety make sure it is one that you can fully disassemble and clean because mine is getting shit built up inside the handle and making it very difficult to open and close the blade cover.
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What do you do when you make your girlfriend cry?
She posted on facebook that she was homeless. I asked her about it, because she's not. She's staying with my friend's family. For a solid 8 months garunteed (she's in her first month of living there).
She said "Well technically I'm homeless because I don't have stable living". I pressed and she said "Well ok, I've been homeless but I'm not homeless currently" and she deleted the post.
She called me, and I laid into her, basically telling her how disrespectful, to me the least, but also to my friend and his parents that are putting her up. She told me "she didn't like how I was talking to her" and then said something like "you're just rubbing it in my face", started crying and hung up.
I didn't insult her, call her a bitch, anything like that. I just told her that claiming homelessness is a line that should not be crossed unless you're sleeping on a park bench or staying in a shelter. But she started crying and of course the guilt set in. How do I go about this?
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>>18064819
You sound like you're dating a 14 year old
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>>18064822
She's 18 and I'm 23, I definitely feel the age gap.
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>>18064819
>I laid into her
And you're surprised she's upset?
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Hey anonymous, I need an advice. Here is a thing. I have a group of friends from studies. There is a girl, that was trying to pick me up from the begining, it lasted about 3 months. We spend a lot of time together, because we live in the same dormitory, we do party together, chill and so on. I wasnt sure if i want to engage myself into it, but last day before winter holidays I did. We had a party in our dormitory, after that i invited her to my place. She came, we was drinking some wine and had sex. It was pretty cool, I was sure that the things are going well, but in the morning.. She said she doesnt remember, and wtf we did xD cmon, we didn't drink that much, I think she could be lying about it. She didn't wanted to talk about it and now she is fucking cold to me. I tried to act like nothing happend but she doesnt want talk, I texted her how is she, but she disposed me. Now im thinking
>ok I dont care, you tried to pick me up and you did it, I wont react to your stupid games right now
And Im not talking to her since one week. I dont know what is she thinking right now, why is she acting like that? I dont think that it is because she didnt enjoy it, I remember that she was really satisfied. How should I react? I dont want to be in a relationship with her, but it would be nice to be still friends and i would like to bang her again xD give me some protips anons,pls help me brothers
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just let it go . nothing you can do but give her space.
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>>18064738
>disposed me
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xD
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About to get kicked out by my parents, any advice on what to do? I have no irl friends so I have nobody to stay with. I have a job but its only a temporary contract, so I can't get my own place.
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Why are you about to be kicked out?
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>>18064590
Arguing with my parents over the shitty internet they bought to save money. 100% fact I'm getting kicked out tomorrow so I'm pretty fucked.
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>>18064597
If they were the ones paying, you were not in a position to complain. Go and apologise for being such a brat and hope they let you stay.
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hey adv, been drinking 750ml to 1 litre of vodka a day for a few months and I want to stop now, I'm male 21 150lbs and I want to know whether it would be dangerous to go cold turkey or if I should taper and how quick i should do that
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md here, I work in a psychiatric clinic but I'm not a psychiatrist yet, anyway I've got some experience with your problem
buddy you need to take benzos for a a while, I would give you Seresta 15 mg 4 times a day for like a couple of weeks and then I would start to taper it
talk to your family doctor, you need that stuff, otherwise you could get seizures or even die
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>>18063278
You have a high risk of dying or going delirious if you stop cold turkey. You really need to consult your doctor
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>>18063278
to be more precise you shuld go cold turkey and when your BAC drops below 0.5 you shoud start with benzos
anyway if you drink alcohol and take benzos you could also die, suffocating