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>>39430399
Easy, understand that the game is rigged so badly against you that you are actually better off by refusing to even attempt to play it.

>>39430473
no no, i want to reach the state where i accept that the odds are against me, but still able to do it against the odds without giving a fuck

how do you do that?
do you need to die internally from shame or something?

>>39430570
almost that

you are basically just paying attention to a smal portion of what this role model you are seeking has to deal with

throw your shit in the role model, as if him needed to deal with a lot of stuff you currently deal. that will be more accurate

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Use surrealism to convey symbolism

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will probably get the email to choose my courses tommorow, lads. Hope everything goes smoothly, hope I do well.

>>39430335
lets get the tunes in boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IJ3XXomxiM

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I-I'll be your gf a-anon..

>>39430269
me too fampai
me too...

somehow not originigl

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>>39430269
You want one? Stop complaining and go get one, I've got one. It's not hard

>>39430179
Thats a pretty good dream anon, one thing Id change is to go to the grocery store more frequently (to always have fresh stuff) and to use the free time not only to consume media, but to produce some as well and share to the world, and also learn fun shit (drawing, an instrument, another language) that I cant now cause I have to use the time to learn shit that will get me a job (and I still procrastinate with it REEEEEEEE)

>>39430179
>win lottery
>move to Colorado
>buy out a weed dispensary company
>buy basic house
>basic car
>high speed internet
>any and all games that I see fit
>go to my store, like, once a week for a turkey bag of assorted buds
>???
>profit
What can I say? I'm a simple guy. Fuck bitches. I don't need them in my dream/real life.

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>>39430179
>forest house near river/lake
>grown veggies and fruit on farm land
>raise cattle/goat/chicken and other farm animals
>have 3 dogs and a cat
>loving wife and 2 children

>>39429906
I love you

xoxo <3

>>39429919
uhh, sorry, wrong post XD

>>39429919
opps shit wrongs thread...damn.

Depends on where we are.

At least two number 9s, with 2cc LSD on the top if it isn't too much trouble. Also coke. Diet coke.

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>>39429762
>>39429804
>"Sir, if you don't cut the bullshit right now and order within the next 10 seconds, I'm really finna kill yo ass!"

Please reply to this thread so other robots can see. I want to help as many people as I can.

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Op, I don't think you understand the importance of tl;dr

Just cough up what you're shilling in a paragraph and then MAYBE I'll take a longer look.

>>39429575
What if I now longer care how attractive or unattractive I am?

>>39429392
always tried to sit in the back because I would hate knowing that people were looking at my back. I would always be super nervous if I had a front assigned seat because then if I did something strange everyone would notice

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>>39429392
I've always found sitting in the middle row and a couple chairs away from the left was the best spot to avoid getting called on the teacher, especially if you are a master at being invisible

>>39429392
I sat at the front so I could pay more attention to the teaching.

>>39428937
>"oh that's right, you're one of those whatchamacallem's, a fuckin idiot"
fucking kek
calm down anon

>>39428937
I do the same thing desu

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>listen to dramatic music while walking outside
>pretend I'm slaying normies

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Why would a woman be creeped out by this?

>>39428871
>>39428928
Women love being taken care of, at least the ones who have trouble coming from penetration. But there's a difference between being good at working their clit, and fetishizing it.
That "poem" is just weird, and also bad.

>>39428928
Yost is this generation's Rupi.

>tattoos
l o l

>>39428673
No woman in their heart of hearts wants a white haired man eating their pussy.

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>>39428753

I think he looks cool (yet he is certainly a colossal attention-whore)

>>39428672
>anyone else finds descriptions like this absolutely disgusting and repulsive?
Yes, most people do.

Not really, at least she's honest in her intentions. She seems to not be all that picky too, as long as you're remotely physically attractive you might have a chance to fuck her.

she's repulsive before you even get to the description.

>>39428642
>neetdom is hell
Only for brainlets

Find a comfy job. Warehouse, some factory jobs. Keep looking until you find one.
My comfiest job was a forklift operator in a manufacturing plant.

>>39428766
>finally find good job
>have to commute for nearly an hour to job and then nearly an hour back
>have even less time to myself

The ideal life is being the son of a millionaire while being NEET. Plus whenever you don't want to be NEET anymore you will have plenty of opportunities to succeed in the world. Also roasties will give you a chance just because you are rich. If not then you could still gain access to the toppest tier hookers since money isn't an issue.

just b urself my dood

>>39428626
What if I want to love someone, huh? What do I do then, Ovid? "Find someone lovable"? Not so easy.

i've never met anyone who was lovable, how do i know what it is?

>>39428391
You clearly live in a shitty place because people are fucking bursting with joy here at my place

>make a thread about suicide on /r9k/
>1 reply

Should probably neck myself at this point.

>>39428418
That's because you live in some European country where everyone is beautiful and it's sunny all year round.