/britfeel/

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Use surrealism to convey symbolism

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will probably get the email to choose my courses tommorow, lads. Hope everything goes smoothly, hope I do well.

>>39430335
lets get the tunes in boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IJ3XXomxiM

>>39430372
Tune-man reporting for duty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w88hlFSKao

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>>39430372
>tunes I want to share are blocked by Merlin [PIAS] on YouTube.

lads where can I find this alcoholism documentary?

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doing a little post of this lads haha

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>Been working out a lot lately
>Really staring to feel exhausted
>Got a rest day tomorrow
>Feel bad that I'm not working out
>Feel bad that I can't relax and enjoy rest day
>Feel bad that I feel bad
>Fly in my room

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I keep doing these hot farts that smell of diarrhoea but no poo comes out

feel like i've upset my cat lads. only got up for a drink and she nicked my seat so i gently scooped her up but she hissed at me and ran away. :(

>>39430400
Worth a try at the least. If they have some money upfront it's better than nothing I guess.

>>39430410
https://putlockerhd.is/watch-louis-theroux-drinking-to-oblivion-2016-online-free-putlocker.html

>>39430449
thank you so much friend

>>39430421
I've started to appreciate house spiders more. Cunts take care of the fucking fly room.

>Cereal
>Sandwich

Which one should I have lads?

Wiganers report in, its about time we got some recognition for something else instead of that crackhead shagging a postbox in scholes

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1640642/wigan-tops-list-of-britains-unhappiest-towns-according-to-facebook-posts/

>>39430372
do like me a bit of trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7VU_uzWQYM

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>>39430418

>wood or faeces

who /death drive too stronk/ here?
nearly stepped in front of a car earlier and I'm not even that depressed today, it just seemed appealing
often I get concerned about doing the washing up in case I decide to cut my jugular with one of the big knives on the spot or something

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>>39430353
Use symbolism to convey surrealism

>>39430464
Spiders are bros, how could we do so blind?

>>39430475
You mental lad, its evening, cereal all the way

>>39430418
Fucking love this, keep it up

>>39430477
I'm Bolton, so we're not much better. Surprised we weren't on that list.

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>>39430458
Welcome lad.

https://twitter.com/parislees/status/903298256607830016

How do you feel about this?

>>39430519
ill cross busy roads without looking or a second thought lad, dont even care if i get run down desu

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Evening lads, how are you all?

>>39430449
Quite, hopefully things go smoothly but I try not to get my hopes up. Maybe this is just me freaking out over nothing.

Post waifus.

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Help me. I don't want September.

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>>39430382
Nice one lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCCJc_V8_MQ

>>39430519
nah I've a plan that i'm sticking to, it's not my time yet

>>39430519
I can't go to the train station anymore those high speed trains are too tempting

>>39430540
I hope to reach the point in life I can complain about trivial issues on twitter instead of shitposting about them on 4chan.

>>39430540
>mentally ill person kills himself

What a shocker

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>>39430551
Time marches on constantly anon, it's inevitable.
Here's another fun fact: It's only 4 months until 2018.

>>39430577
Herself*

Don't disrespect Louise.

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>>39430335
surprise surprise 180

alcohol should be banned

>>39430609
Shall we smoke the dank kush instead?

>>39430609
Need to take something to make life bearable

>>39430609
youll have to pry it out of my cold shaky hands lad

>>39430609
No just drunkeness

>>39430630
Legalise Ketamine 2018 tbqh

>>39430639
Should shame the binge drinking lifestyle desu. Same with overeating.

>>39430629
no you retard you should take medication prescribed by your doctor like a good citizen
>>39430630
like i said to the other poster, medication
>>39430633
fucking druggie
>>39430639
the whole thing needs to go

>>39430639
in public though not in private

>>39430418
Thinking about doing a prize for the crossword but not sure what to offer desu, any ideas?

>>39430609

I've never touched alcohol because I knew it would immediately lead to problems for me.

>>39430667
A personalized kev image.

>>39430657
I agree it worked with smoking it can work with drunkeness

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>>39430477

i do alot of /nightwalk/ around wigan and dessy it definitely doesnt seem like the nicest place in the world but its not as bad as most people think it is, i dont live there though to be fair

nights are cooling down, little shits are back at school soon, clocks will be going back an hour before you know it../nightwalk/ season is starting

>>39430667
Perhaps have a "Last weeks winner" added onto it.

>>39430666
>devil trips
Oh no you don't Satan! !

>>39430678
I'm partial to a quiet friendly drink at the pub but I find the binge drinking bragging as cringy as those who brag about smoking weed.

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>>39430421
Rest days are important lad but it's good that you feel bad about them, means you're motivated.

>walking back from the gym with a pump
>sun shining in my face
>qt with glasses sitting at the bus stop
>stares at me for a good 5 seconds with her mouth practically open
>whispers to her friend as I walk past
Felt like a chad for once. Give me one good reason why you aren't lifting /britfeel/

>>39430669
Good lad ogigigig

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august was a bust

>>39430683
Wigan isn't that bad desu. I go on back rides along the leeds-liverpool canal. Some parts of it are very scenic and would surprise people who have a negative view of wigan.

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>>39430523
I sort of ruined a spider's web earlier by accident. I felt bad and the spider disappeared but then I saw it again re-building its web. Amazing creatures, fascinating to see them work

>>39430382
great tune, lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mitw5haqx5Y

annoying little bastard kids should be banished and parents fined. walking round supermarket and could hear akid making a whiney high pitched noise to wind up his mum and she was telling him off then being nice saying you are a naughty boy. I felt like saying no love he's an annoying little cunt.
how do they get away with it, I;m on about the parents not the kids, useless breeders

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All in Birmingham and Bradford

>>39430769
errrr missing a good portion of london as well

>>39430708
a skinnyfat boxer would still knock you clean out. youre big for nothing

>>39430708
i lift but i have trouble eating enough. i dont have enough time to cook all the meals during the day and when i do find time, i struggle to finish them. quite disheartening desu

>>39430773
London is no longer part of the UK

>>39430609
>THIS IS NOW A MUSLIM THREAD

ONLY MUSLIMS AND THEIR PRE-HEATED HALAL MEALS ARE ALLOWED TO POST

>>39430704
this goes with anything, people who get so wrapped up in a culture of stupidity over a substance or just whatever in general, make it such a big thing, it's pure cancer

>>39430750
I've said it's a hundred times people should be made in labs then grown to maturity

>>39430749
Likewise, love how every night people are sharing tunes. It's my favourite part of /britfeel.

facebook com/InTheKnowByAOL/videos/902328569922925/
what the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?

>>39430708
>Give me one good reason why you aren't lifting /britfeel/

I do but I also like beer and sweets so my body is looking kinda built-fat. Still looks way better than it did a year ago though so making some progress at least.

>>39430664
im drunk right at this moment
what you gonna do about it fuccboi

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>>39430708
>Give me one good reason why you aren't lifting /britfeel/
>mfw I am
Diet is back on track too, lost 2lbs since a couple days ago, feels good in this regard.
Hopefully if I get to uni their gym will provide much more flexibility than my equipment at home too, can't wait.

>>39430795
THIS IS NOW A PAKI KEKOLD THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR BNP LOVING WIVES ARE ALLOWED TO POST

https://xhamster.com/users/shortdickpakiboy

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>>39430733

>leeds-liverpool canal

walked along there many times at night, pic is appley bridge, strange story but for all the places ive /nightwalk/....chruchyards and graveyards, woods, fields, unlit country roads, etc, the stretch of canal between gathurst and appley bridge is one place i always feel like im being watched or i feel like someone or something else is there at night when i am, very very uncomfortable feeling down there dessy

>>39430708
>Give me one good reason why you aren't lifting /britfeel/
I'd love to. The bit I tried I found really enjoyable. I just don't feel comfortable in a gym environment though.

>>39430708
I have a neuromuscular disorder and can barely lift a pen

>>39430708
I work 11 hours mon to fri and sometimes around 6 on saturday. I just have no time lad. Maybe if I got myself a home gym setup, that would be comfy.
How many times a week do I have to work out to reach chad levels of fitness?

>>39430848
>druggie trying to talk down to me
lmao

>>39430893
can you wank?

>>39430900
Is this Ebin being an autistic shit stirrer?

>>39430779
Lmao. I've never been in a fight in my life and I don't plan on it either. I'm 'big' because I want to be and I like the way it looks
But go on, keep making excuses if it'll make you feel better

>>39430783
Meal prep desu. I've been in the same position and I was fine with cooking a lot but meal prep for the week and then you're set. Also the usual milk, peanut butter, pasta, etc. ito put on weight

>>39430837
Progress is progress lad, keep it up and slowly ween yourself off the beer and sweets. You'll notice the difference (with beer especially)

>>39430849
Uni gyms are great but can get very busy. A lot more flexible than just dumbells at home though

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>>39430749
>not posting the 17 minute version
It feels like 5 minutes too. Great tune

>>39430917
no, why is it so hard to think that people hate your kind? you are a stain on our society

>>39430900
was your dad an angry drunk lad?
what did he do to you? its ok

>Tfw normie fuck friends who I ghosted a decade ago are trying to contact or get in contact with me agai

How do I avoid these pricks? I'm 100% sure it's because we've got a high school reunion coming up and they want to use me to make themselves feel better about their piss poor life decisions.

>>39430941
And what is my kind? What you babbling about lad?

>>39430933
the full version is absolutely fucking brilliant, but feels a bit too long for the nightly /britfeel/ tune

>>39430918
I only drink on the weekends these days and I'm trying to tone that down too. The sooner my beer gut shrinks the better.

shit deadline day tbqh

>>39430708
I'm a fat lazy cunt

you bloody druggies and alkies, grr all are bad. now line up I've this big brush of tar i'm gonna get you all with

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>>39430918
>just has dumbells at home
pah!
In all seriousness, the fact it can get busy doesn't sound good at all. I don't mind being an early riser if that makes any difference. If its a 24 hour one my workouts are usually late anyway.
Would be nice to actually try out machines and have new workouts for different muscles and such though.

>>39430863
I know how you feel lad, I felt really awkward as a skinny guy starting out without anyone to help. I didn't even know how the equipment worked or form but a few of the buff lads were very friendly and helped me out. Honestly it's not as intimidating as you think, they're mostly very nice people

If it bothers you maybe go early in the morning when it's empty

>>39430943
nothing has happened, im just tired of druggies shitting up our streets and making life miserable for every one around them
>>39430967
druggies

>>39430976
did you forget to hand your homework in?

>>39430957

I think if they invite me out or anything I'm just going to get 100% drunk and make sure they never contact me again, go for the crazy strategy.

>>39430996
And what makes you think I'm a druggie?
To be fair you made me respond. Noice b8

>>39430896
Honestly 3 is enough if you're doing the right things but when I was going 6 times on a Push/Pull/Legs split I saw tremendous progress.

I don't work but I can only imagine how difficult it is for you, especially when you're working that many hours. To be fair though, you still have time to go, just not the energy. I don't blame you honestly. Maybe go twice on the weekend and fit in another one during the week?

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>>39430985
ere y'are

>>39431017

Couldn't that also backfire and make them think I'm incredibly interesting or something? I need help with this. I don't want these normie fucks to use me as their "Bill Dautrive".

>>39431027
why would you even respond to me if you werent? stay out of conversations you are no part of

>>39430993
Yeah I kinda just tried a few machines but never got any further as I had no idea what I was doing. I guess once I get my driving license I can go with my uncle and learn the basics. I went to the one near me early morning and it was packed, so minus going at 5am. Still having a car would allow me to do that.

>>39430819
me too. it's great to share some comfy tunes and not have a million /mu/ drones call you a pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juD4ayBbHdY

>>39431027
>to be fair you made me respond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwipdk6-_NY

>>39430896
>How many times a week do I have to work out to reach chad levels of fitness?

go on /fit/ and read the sticky. but 3 times a week with a rest day in between and 2 whenever you choose.

>>39431037
Yeah honestly when I get home I fall asleep, bed by 9. Which sucks dick because I have insomnia and get up at 5:30. I really like work though, it's hard labour mostly but recently for around 6 weeks it's been a paperwork office nightmare.
I could probably do 2 on the weekend, and maybe one on wednesday. It's jsut I'd have literally 0 chill time on wednesday if that happens, since it's 2 hours after I get home then bed. Is a 2 hour workout enough?

Also on weekends I already do bike rides, around 3-4 hours mostly.
What would I need for a home setup?

>>39430716
Need some context to this it's getting on my nerves trying to work it out.

>>39431092
/mu/ is mainly shit posts anyway. There a few good threads every so often but I only post and browse /britfeel/ now.

This song takes a while to get into it but when the guitar steps in it's very moving.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a3DB7cLVpM

>>39430907
no ;-; it's grim

>>39430708
I have to set off at 7:30 in the morning for work and I get back at 4:30. will I make gains in the evening as I've heard testosterone is higher in the morning?

>>39431160
can I whack you off

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>>39430985
Most uni gyms aren't 24/7 from what I know. Especially since you're in London I imagine it will be very busy, it'll have to be a 6-7 am start for you

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>>39431092
>>39431144
/mu/ has been super boring for the past few years because of all the generals. Wish there was a /mug/ board or something.

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>>39431092
>he listens to joy division
HAHAHHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE ENTRY LEVEL PLEB

My family are asking me why I'm planning a trip to Germany but I probably shouldn't tell them I just want to make a pilgrimage to the remnants of the Third Reich.

>can hear these fucking pajeet's shit-in-the-street-core music in my room

Should I file a complaint to the agency that the entire house can hear them blasting their music? They're the only retards here who actually lack the social awareness to realize nobody wants to hear their shit on skype or music.

Even the damn paki downstairs is well behaved outside of his birthday or whatever where he only stays noisy till 1am(Saturday).

>>39430896
Let me make it real easy for you lad

You want to work out 4 times a week. Each workout has to be no shorter than half an hour. On each work out you want to focus on one of the following: arms & chest; Back and abs; legs; cardio.

Go look up some basic free weight exercises. You'll probably recognizes most of them but for example, squats and dead lifts are legs. Bench press is arms and chest. Running or cycling is cardio. Russian twists, back extension and planks are back and abs.

The other half is diet. First off, cut out junk food. No more fizzy drinks, no more snacking on biscuits. If you really can't live without then set a cheat day but don't have one more than every two weeks. When you started I'd say once a month to try and build the will power. When it comes to diet your doing one of two things, getting bigger or getting smaller. If you expend more energy than you consume you get smaller and vice versa. Go find a calculator for your recommend calorie intake. If you want to get bigger slowly then eat +200 extra calories, you want to do it faster do +500 extra. Same with getting smaller. Be aware, the fast to change shape the less stable you feel. 1/2

>>39431132
A proper home gym is incredibly expensive if you want a proper set-up, we're talking thousands. Some dumbbells and a bench will be a lot cheaper but it's still quite limited

Now that the dust has settled
http://www.strawpoll.me/13832116

>>39431246
what kind of music are you on about exactly? just so i know how terrible it is

>>39431234
say you're going to that mega brothel

>>39431234
tell them you're going on a Nietzsche pilgrimage say you want to see where he was born n that

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DING DING 8

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>flatmates talking about Trump, nationalism, ethnostates, jews, israel, refugees and immigration in general and getiing fucking EVERYTHING wrong
god I feel like I'm going to explode but I can't reveal my powerlevel
fuck I need to vent lads

>>39431264
you know the kind that goes
bangla dangla dangla dangla dee dee did deeeeee dingle dangle dingle

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>>39430596
Holy fuck I'm getting too old for this shit I turn fucking twenty in 2018 is there no hope?

>>39431253
Right now I'm addicted to the hot counter at tessie, can't stop eating the chicken and or hot and spicy sausages from there lad.
I know you're meant to do meal prep on the weekend for lunch and dinner for the week, but I can't really be fucked and it's a lot of effort.
Also I don't know how to cook and don't know what to make.

>>39431299
let me guess, the cucks love shitskins and dont mind them in the country and genuinely want to keep shitskins here rather than deport the cunts?

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>>39431175
Oh boy can't wait for that!
>pic related
I guess it'll get me used to doing that sort of thing around people, jumping in the deep end.
Don't like the prospect of waiting for equipment to be freed up though, I like to get in and do a workout and not waste time catching my breath for too long.

>>39431264
It's indian music, what the fuck do you think it sounds like? Seriously, they're a race of literal shitters who have 0 social skills.

Even at work you can hear them shouting off on their phones speaking their curry language as if the other guy is holding his phone 20 meters away from his ears.

>09/01/17

September is here, my dudes.

>>39430896
>>39431253
2/2

When it comes to meals there should be three thinks on the plate. Clean carbs, shit like brown bread, rice, whole wheat pasta, that sort of thing. There should be protein. Stake, fish, eggs, pork, lamb, you get the idea. The last thing is greens, eat something green, anything green, for the love of god eat something green, bonus points for leafy greens. The ratio is 2 parts carb 2 parts protein 1 part greens. Drink water, drink lots of water. If your not sure your drinking enough your not, just drink the stuff, its good for you.

If you followed this plan, never skipped a gym day, only cheated on set days and really pushed yourself by this time next year you'd be the chad of your dreams.

Doesn't cure the autism but now you can punch a man to death, worth it

>>39431299
Do they sound like a Channel 4 political panel show hosted by cripples?

>>39430667
>Thinking about doing a prize for the crossword but not sure what to offer desu, any ideas?

Tilde will come to the winner's house and give them a handjob with his big, gnarled man-hands

>>39431304
>>39431335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

is it this? classic #tune tbqh

>>39431246
>>39431264
>>39431304
pajeets make the best music though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

Yo can anyone here redpilled me on Hull?

>>39431340
fuck off oz cunt, theres still time for us

>>39431299
Are they anti-Israel in a /pol/ sort of way or Noam Chomsky sort of way?

>>39431345
take the trip talk to infinite chan

>>39430667
Winner gets to have a small say in what gets featured in next issue

>>39431348
>indian woman in a room with 4 indian man and she doesn't even get gang raped
blimey

>>39431350
It's home to the largest submarium in the world!

>>39431383
she did, just after filming, use your head lad

>>39431392
What about the Humber bridge? Is there anything good either side?

>>39431326
>>39431342
They started off with generic "we need to let everyone in because one of them could cure cancer" (not even memeing one of them used this exact argument). Then the black negress among them started talking about trump out of the blue, almost like a non-sequitur saying shit like "oh he's so racist and anti-semitic", but then they began talking about how it's weird that he is an anti-semite and literal member of the KKK (again, not memeing they believe this), yet his daughter married a jew and a lot of his advisors are jewish.

Then seemingly without realising what they were saying they were asking "so why did the jewish elite in america allow him in then?" and "they funded all of his campaign, why would jews let in an anti-semite, I guess maybe because he's the pro-capitalist candidate or something and they own all the businesses". Like, they were dropping redpills without realising.

Then obviously this went on to Israel and they actually defend it so I suppose they aren't Chomsky type leftists.

God it makes my blood boil.

>>39431401
It also has one of the smallest windows in the UK!

>>39430335
Got a job last week. Happy to say comeback august was a success personally lads. Just need to get through Suicide Spetember

>>39431404
kek sounds hilarious mate, wonderful group of people, better than my friends who open up youtube and play anti trump songs, still love 'em to bits though even if they are all retarded

>>39431429
what kind of job do you got?

>>39431341
now you can punch a man to death

some random skinnyfat boxer would still knock you out

>>39431350
If you ever wanted to visit a whaling museum, there's a cracking one there

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>>39431404
>hate Trump
>defend Israel

Ah so they're neoliberal, Hillary plebs.

>>39431455
Wont be able to knock anyone out if he's been punched to death mate

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>>39431404
SO CLOSE TO BEING WOKE AHHHHHHHHHH SHOW THEM THE WAY

>>39431450
Warehouse job. Its alright desu. Earns me a bit of money so I can't complain

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>>39430545
Evening m9. Sorry to hear about your banking woes, this kind of bureaucratic shit always pisses me off. Can you not apply for these accounts online though? Having to go to an actual physical bank feels so antiquated.
Which bank was it, out of curiosity? I had a student account with the co-op and I remember they gave me like a 1400 bong overdraft straight out

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time for a night walk lads

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>>39431404
They sound like the types that adore both Corbyn and the EU despite the former's opinions on the latter.

>>39431221
where 2 cop that shirt? i've been wanting it for a hot minute

decided to whip out the twin peaks box set desu

watched 1 and a half seasons of it about 3 years ago and can't remember too much, and I want to see the new season

>>39431432
Thankfully they aren't the kind of normies to play shitty music in the living room.

>>39431483
They're about as neoliberal as it gets, but at the same time still espouse communist sympathies. Very strange desu.

>>39431551
No way are they close to being woke. If I asked them something like "so you say jews are the elites in america, and you also wonder why people are anti-semitic in the US, did you ever consider that those two things are related?" I'd be fucking hounded.

>>39431593
comfy lad, dont get mugged

>>39431246
think theyre having an eid celebration. they have about 4 eids a year.

>>39431601
You sound like a hipster twat. Don't you dare buy that shirt

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>>39431602
It is bluray right? I re-watched it in 1080p bluray after having previously watched it in a shitty dvd rip and the difference was night and day. There's a great torrent out there

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>>39431590
It was one of the Big Four.
I don't believe so and the system is what denied me regardless. Maybe I will, but the checks will harm my credit rating, not that I will really use it anyway I think - I don't like the prospect of loans and have seen what trouble credit cards have given people, would rather not fall victim to it even if I think I'm diligent enough to handle it.

So lads, I was thinking about officer training for the army. Went and spoke to the recruiter and learned a lot. While I was there I also talked to another guy who explained all the other roles in the army. Turns out I might do pretty tidy for myself if I pick something really specialist (for example bomb defusal), do ten years and then leave a get a private job outside the army. Now I'm thinking that might suit me better. I wanted action, and wanted to be a part of a team, and want to be good at something, and I don't want to be behind a desk. The thing is, it bomb defusal, I don't know if my arse hole could take being tight for that long even though the job itself sounds really fun. What do lads?

Only just gone and got someone elses dominos delivered to my house lads. Do I eat it or will they come back for it do you reckon

10yrs on and it still makes me angry lads, is this normal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Uos2fzIJ0

>>39431164
if you dont lift already you'll make progress with any kind of regular lifting. don't need to worry about specifics like that until you're bigger :)

>>39430335
>>39430335
>>39430335
>>39430335you are all gay faggots fuck you ingland

>>39431695
Wait lad, you don't need that junk food in your life, and someone else is waiting for it still, you wouldn't want to have it done to you, does it have the address on the box? can you take it to the right place?

>>39431695
Don't listen to this fag >>39431732
Eat the pizza.

>>39431715
Canadian? You sound like one.
day of the rake soon lad.

>>39431709
This show makes me fucking fuming. Literally designed for sociopaths.

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>>39431715
I'll be reporting this to the Queen lad, expect your country to be invaded

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>>39431715
>>39431747
Off you pop maple

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>>39431709
>I'm pretty mad right now

>>39431695
Wait an hour or so, if nobody comes for it have at it

>>39431688
Honestly mate it sounds like something is cocking up on their end or you've got some shady debt you're not mentioning
Getting denied loans and credit cards is one thing, but your score normally has to be properly in the shitter before you get denied an account, especially if its a student account which will be aimed at people with little credit history anyway. I would say never mind the short term dip in credit score for now, shop around a few banks and find one that isn't going to mess you around like these twats.

>>39431709
>women
>being honourable/truthful
he got what he deserved, but she should also be shunned by everyone who knows her for being an utter cunt

>canadians have milk in bags
savages

>>39431809
I buy my milk bagged from Sainsburys lad. What of it.

>>39431822
you fucking savage, what's wrong with you?

>>39431709
>>39431752
>>39431769
>>39431799

try this one lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0qjK3TWZE8

>>39431859
Brown shirt lad is an absolute legend

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>walking home from work
>broad daylight
>see woman at other end of street
>as soon as she notices me she changes to the other pavement

what the fuck lads

i thought it was just a meme

>>39431929
Off my streets nigger boy

>>39431859
What was the point of that? Seriously why did he do all of that? just to rile the paki up?

>go to Bank/Canary Wharf
>6'3 9/10 turbochads with slicked back hair and Italian suits

I am an inferior being

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>>39430477
WigWig reporting in. Pic related - Moonunderwater.

Only have to walk around Wigwig centre during the day to see how impoverished the town is. Personally I'm a miserable cunt but that'd be the case wherever I end up.

>>39431709
>>39431859
females vs males in summary here

>>39431977
he's forced a split with the mind games, think about it

>>39431859
Fucking mad man, what a guy

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>>39431929
Nignogs commit the majority of crime per capita (Apart from rape that's the Pakis, but close)

>>39431929
just gotta get used to it lad, used to get stopped by police almost every day on the way home from because i looked like a known criminal apparently in my school uniform, some people will always dislike you, absolutely nothing you can do about it and there is no point in getting yourself worked up about it

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>>39431795
"Thank you for your application for our Student Bank Account. We'll process your application and contact you within one week to confirm whether your application has been successful."
I took your advice, it would only be a short term effect and the only other time I would really want good credit would be applying to get a mortgage I think.
I've done it all myself so there's no chance for some branch worker to screw it up this time, if they deny me it will be illogical in my eyes but final.
Guess we will be seeing what happens.
Didn't realise you could apply online, would have done that in the first place if I had any idea

>>39432059
Pretty sure if they actually started arresting and recording paki crimes they would overtake nogs.

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Episode 1 of Sarah & Duck is "Lots of Shallots"

Sarah and Duck plant some seeds that come in the newspaper and have a lot of fun. I'm not sure that onions can really grow overnight, or roll around and speak for that matter, but I suppose that's not really the take-home message.
I like the whole look of the cartoon, it's cute but not cutesy; Sarah saying 'Goodbye!' to each seed as she buried it really warmed the cockles of my heart. Not sure how I feel about the narrator but we'll see.

I'll rate episode 1 a hopeful 7 quacks out of 10.

>>39431929
I change pavements whenever I see anyone coming down the street or if someone is behind me just because I'm slow and awkward

>>39431747u fag
>>39431764
>>39431767
>>39431764retard I am from Indians you are fucking stupid fuck shitty gay ingland war makers in India we beat your fag army back to ingland island.

>>39432105
>>39431929
When we moved from S.W London to a Surrey I got stopped by the police 3 times in the first couple of months. I had my hood up and probably looked like a right villain though

>>39431859
I like that.i think he wanted to let him take it all.
love that guy

>>39432117
Good luck saggy. I did a bit of current account switching a while back, abusing those bonuses and stuff, and never hit an issue even though I changed about four times in the space of a month or so. I'm sure you'll be fine in comparison.

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>>39431973
>>tfw no preggo mummy gf to give me milkies
That would be very nice

>>39432132
I really need to watch more childrens programs. Theres definitely some gold to be found there.

>wake up
>browsing computer for something to watch
>turns out last night I downloaded a TV show I've never even heard of when I was high
Pretty exciting watching it a lads I dont know if it's some emotional family drama or an alien is about to pop up

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>2 hours and 3 minutes remaining
originally

>>39432212
what show, lad?

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>>39431929
MakIng Britain less racist one womb at a time edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

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>>39432220
s-shut u-up lad!!!!

>>39431695
How did you manage that lad

Origi

>>39432228
The Sinner pls no spoil

>>39432130
They're both as shit as each other.

>>39432228
My parents are aliens

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>>39432258
No point in trying to fight it lad.

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Lads, im getting so hyphy about uni and im so socially deprived i've started playing certain scenarios out that were in my head like for example
>meeting up with girls
>making banter with people in my flat
>having a happy gf
>going out to drink
>getting into fights
>buying condoms without seeming like a virgin


WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC, IM LITERALLY DOING PLAYS INFRONT OF THE MIRROR.

>>39432284
you're either old, young or a paki

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Plans for tomorrow lads?

For me it's have a lay in, spend the morning in my comfy new pajamas playing XCOM2, then I'll get up, maybe do a little research for jobs, and then in the evening I'm getting fish and chips from the chippy and have a nice drink, super good day tomorrow, can't wait, hope you all are having a good day tomorrow

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>>39432284
>not watching the late night version "My Parents Are Libdem Voters"
Mate you should see it. Its all the rage.

>>39432132
(they're onion children)

>>39432255
So many white bitches into rap they just crave the black cock. We dominate sports and music now we are starting to dominate hollywood and gaming. It's going to be so much easier then it already is to get white bitches

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>>39432168
>other people pulling stuff like this off
>I couldn't even get one account opened
>mrw

Think I've missed the 60 bong amazon bonus too which would have really helped me out. That's nearly 3 weeks of food shoppings worth.
Thanks though regardless.
>Anons may have just caused me to finally get accepted for a student account after two appointments
>Anons could potentially be better than official employees designated to helping customers set up accounts

>>39432294

are we going to be seeing these posts all day for the next several weeks as uni starts

>>39432318
and wiggers. he talks about white bitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wckAAh-V428

>>39431973
>tfw preggo fetish is my single most prominent one
>tfw it's an incredibly difficult fetish to satiate
kill me lads

>>39432339
the worst part is im 20 and havent been social since high school where I was relatively popular but since then I've avoided people in general.

>>39432347
Man, pewdiepie is look rough lately

>>39432322
don't be too hard on yourself lad, you're young and inexperienced in these things. It's kinda mental the disconnect most people have from how money works until suddenly they're going to uni and now they have to set up a new bank account and take out a large and complicated loan and pay rent for months in advance and aaaaaaaaaaa

Basic finance skills really should be part of the curriculum at secondary, more useful than half the wank you actually waste your time studying.

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>the racebaiters didnt leave in the 8ch exodus
Fucking BASED 4chan for the win!

>>39432306
That sounds bloody lovely lad. You got a whole comfy day planned out. New PJ's would be my favourite part desu.
Tomorrow is just another day for me, except gonna buy some beer in the evening.

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>tfw no qt racist asian gf

>>39432347
fucking sick of this little faggot. my sister goes on about him all day and i want to smack his head in

>>39432390
Ayy, you got the right idea in the evening, its basically the law at this point that you have to have a nice drink on a Friday evening, have a good one laddy

>>39432382
"Ah yes everything's sorted, finally I can put my feet up"
'let me kick you in the shins and dispute this'
- My experiences with adult life so far

I think my final secondary actually did things like that in the morning tutor sessions. Weirdly enough all through 6th form we did nothing of the sort in our morning tutor periods though, it was just a conversation pit.

>>39432347
only way white boys can get pussy is to imitate black men loool white gilrs will always Ignore cheap imItations

>>39430540
Why are trannies so weak?
>someone won't call me what i want, im gonna go kill myself

>>39432383
>racebaiters

It's probably genuine niggers. Have you ever read a comment section on Youtbe or anywhere else for that matter? It's full of niggers saying "white women love that BBC" or "we bee taking over your country"

>>39432347
I thought /britfeel/ was better than this. We were doing so well earlier on the music front

WPD700-05903-97294-71671

that's a serial key for a copy of Macromedia Flash MX
I had a cracked copy and had to punch that in every time I opened it
now it's etched into my brain forever

this place has become really quiet

shows how noisy the tripcunts were

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Apparently replying with "Hi, how're you? c: " wasn't good enough as i got unmatched

They're trying to break me lads

Last digit decides how degenerate my wank is on a scale of 1-10

>>39432688
just say "smash?" until one says yes

>>39432694
i want to reroll for you lad, you shouldnt settle for anything less than an 8

>>39432688
ask if she's old enough to buy alcohol, when see says yes, tell her that you do believe her and than you going to need to see some Heidi

>>39432688
>>39432723
*dont
Originally two

>>39432688
obviously she thinks your cuck, next time you need demonstrate your awareness of the Judaeo Bolshevik conspiracy

>>39432646
>>39432646
I love those programs, flash, after fx, premier.

shame there just isn't enough time in life to become great at them all. I just stuck with photoshop.

>>39432661
lots of us are away to bed at this time too

>>39432694
I'm in

gimme that 9 so I don't feel as bad as I normally do

>>39432632
sorry lad it was just because I had heard the song and knew it said white bitch, was only retaliating
have a nice comfy 1 as a token of my apology
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADp9P3p85w0

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>>39432723

lad thats just fucking aweful and im ashamed at myself for laughing

>>39432688
You're not black, she isn't interested, when will these white boys learn

>>39432627
>It's probably genuine niggers
You cant be this naive? You think /pol/ stereotype black guys are lurking in this thread and randomly drop into Goodfellas mode?

>>39432787
If your the lad chatting up this bird you have to say it and post results, I dont use dating apps myself, this is my only catch at laying down a dumb chat up line

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>>39432417
I got you laddy

>>39432819

unfortunately im not, but i wish i was now

Arite boys. Did a comfortable 26kg db shoulder press today. Not bad at all, given that I haven't done them in a year maybe. Got to keep at it I reckon.

>>39432754
I was big into animation during the Newgrounds golden years
another wasted talent

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>>39432627
>he probably thinks all the black cock threads are actually made by black guys

>>39432841
good one lad, your going to make it

>>39432661
least we might get a word in edgeways, and even a you if were lucky.

>>39432798
she looks like professor farnsworth crossed with one of those distended belly african children

>>39432606
It's a 15 year old mentally fucked kid mate, get real.

>>39432755
>>39432755
It's 10:30 on a friday night lmao
TIME TO PARTY WHOOOO

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>cold night air seeping in through the window
>smell the fresh ironing my mums doing
>transported back to christmas day at my grandmas old house opening my gameboy
let me stay there...

Eid Mubarak for tomorrow to all the fellas aiii

>>39432798
>>39432798
MUMMY MUMMY NUM NUMS FOR BABA

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>>39432888

lad...lad....its thursday

>>39432255
problem being when you are a beta black manlet all those "advantages" turn around on you tenfold and you have a 10x worse life than any white autist who still has some intrinsuc hope to make something of his life

>>39432900
Anon? ANON?? WHERE ARE THOSE REPORTS I ASKED YOU FOR AN HOUR AGO? Don't tell me you've been ignoring my requests again or this time will be your last warning!

>>39432888
i thought it was thursday

>>39432777
It's alright lad, I forgive you. Looks like you've been blessed with Kev's lucky sevens too

Have a return token
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XWmBeVRWoc

I'm going to have the wank now

>>39432947
what to laddo?

>>39432841
Nice one lad. Upright bench? That's not bad especially after so long off

I managed 60kg bench for 3x5 today but it wasn't easy

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>>39432936
fucking kill me
it's not worth it

>>39432962
to women

>getting nostalgic for the first job I had
fucking hell, I'm getting old

>>39432989
Anon I'm really concerned about your performance lately. Maybe you should see a therapist or something. OH but remember. You can't let this affect your work here or I'm afraid we'll have to let you go.

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>>39432927
>>39432940
Oh fugg lads this post >>39432456 confused me
>tfw you only know what day it is based on 4chan posts

>>39432999
haha look at this absolute mad man

>>39432989
hold on to that memory lad it'll come again
>>39433037
*teleports into your office*
*unplugs your computer*

My gf wanted to play around with tease and denial lads and I gotta say this is some intense shit. She hasn't let me cum in a week but she gives me these ridiculous blowjobs every night. She says she's enjoying the hell out of it.

>>39430540
>be at all girls school
>decide you're a boy
>retards on twitter dont understand why the teachers cant play along

>>39433066
she's making sure to fuck someone else while she denies you

I'm already tired out lads.
Is this what getting old is?

>>39432984
Yeah, not bad. It was 26kg each hand, if that was unclear. It's my favourite, the old upright bench. That was a 3x5 as well. I thought I could maybe have pushed it harder and tried for 56kg or even 60kg but I didn't want to rush and send myself to snap city. I had to dial it back already because of deadlifting too early and hurting my back. Cost me a couple of weeks.

Good job on the bench, doing starting strength? That's what I was doing until I hurt my lower back like an over-eager idiot.

>>39433080
nah nah nah, nothing like that, we just wanted to do something more kinky than usual

>>39433066
You might as well be bending over and getting fucked up the arse by her lad. Show her who's boss and just cum all over her face while she's asleep. YOU decide when you get to cum

>>39433066
>the state of white 'men'
see racebaiting is easy as fuck

>>39433115
you're obviously a nigger

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>>39433096
I was when I started out but I didn't do a very good job at it, that's why I'm still weak. I'm doing a PPL split instead, trying to go 6 times a week instead of 3

Careful with deadlifts lad, I messed up my lower back too and now months later I still can't squat or deadlift without searing pain. I'm going the opposite of t-rex mode I guess, bench bro mode

>>39433110
this ain't going to be the rest of our sex life, we have plenty of normal sex where I take the lead, this is something different to have a little fun with

>>39433115
she's black

who /asmr/ here?
>tfw no pickle asmr nigress queen to put me to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6nc-CEuwVQ

>>39433134
I wish. Every time I like a girl she ends up going off with a black guy. Just have to learn my place I guess.

>>39433061
We really hope you manage to overcome these hard times anon, and we wish you the best in your future, but I'm afraid this company won't be part of it. Shortly after anon falls behind on his rent and ends up homeless for 5 months during autumn and winter at the age of 18. Wish I'd slapped the cunt to make it worthwhile.

>>39433158
throwing away your genes and bloodline anon? good job, bet your father is proud of you

>>39432812
>Goodfellas mode

Goodfellas was made by regular blacks, it's how they see themselves reflected on screen. Goodfellas mode is their defult mode.

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>>39433141
>I messed up my lower back too and now months later I still can't squat or deadlift without searing pain.
>mfw

I actually had an issue that turned out to be caused by running, it got progressively worse over the years until I couldn't even squat without pain in my shin/calf area.
Finally saw a physio
>problem rectified within 2 months

Goes to show the impact injuries can have on your body and ability to do even basic movements.

Just made pasta with garlic-butter sauce like the French girl used to make..

Not sure what it was lads but it wasn't as good as she used to make it. Firstly I think the pasta was too 'al dente' and the sauce could have benefited with more butter, additionally the pasta lost a good deal of it's thermal heat in a short period of time which I didn't expect - perhaps a result of adding the Parmesan chilled rather than leaving it to settle to room temperature. Nevertheless it was still edible but simply not as good.

>>39433186
No, I don't plan on marrying her at all. This is a fun thing but I don't want to marry her and have kids. Ultimately I want a white wife to have kids with but doesn't mean I can't have fun in the mean time.

Guys can I have some advice regarding my girlfriend. I dont know if this is the place to do it and I always get the worst advice from this website but oh well.

Whenever Im at work my gf plays league with her friends from secondary school (which she says were autists back then and she only talks to them to play) and I still get jelous like a retard even though shes been extremely cute towards me and always lets me know she loves me.

Another thing today we were going through the fembot thread on our phones and some anon posted
>I just want to squeeze a fembot until she is dead
And she said "I want to be that fembot"
And some other dude wanted to get her discord and she wanted to give it until I said its a bit weird to give info to some radnom dudes. Lastly she wanted to post some of her nudes on /b/ even though she knows Im against it.

Point is, should i be worried? or am I just being paranoid

>>39433202
>Goodfellas was made
no it wasnt, it's a trailer to a show that never got made. No one, black or white wanted to watch it. I dont know why I'm even bothering to reply you've obviously gotten all your opinions on blacks from nigger hate threads on /pol/.

>>39433219
>Guys can I have some advice regarding my girlfriend.

GTFO NORMAL CUNT

>I dont know if this is the place to do it

IT IS CERTAINLY NOT THE PLACE

>>39433219
Playing things with her friends, that part is fine and it's a bit weird to be jealous, the wanting to give contact details to people and post nudes online are extremely big issues though, that kind of stuff just isn't cricket.

>>39433180
I think you maybe getting me confused mr shekelberg i'm not your wagie*teleports into your office*
*with a jerry can of petrol and a box of matches*
nothing personal kid

>>39433219
Yes, you definitely should be worried. She cares more about strangers attention and validation than she does about yours

>>39433186
yea because I'm sure the rest of our fathers are proud of having loser virgin NEETs as sons

>>39433186
Luck there's proud white men like yourself out there having white children. How do you find the time to post on here so much when you're raising all those strong redpilled kids?

>>39433219
That last half sounds like shes a risk desu

So we've established that male orgasm tease and denial is a gay fetish, but what about female orgasm denial?

Britfeel fetish tier list when?

>>39433141
Yeah, I think I'm going to avoid them for a while, I must just not have the support muscles developed or something. For now I'm just doing those sat down leg presses, some chest, shoulder, a few pull ups. The charm of the T-rex workout was that it was pretty short, but it I can't do the barbell stuff I might be better off just doing all of it. Triceps, raises, all that. Bit of a shame though.

if that cheque clears by tomorrow I'm having a greggs sausage roll
why not

>>39433202
Have you ever even spoken to a black person or do you just base all your views on internet memes?

Who /moustralisedick/ here? Feels damn good and also help stop chaffing after a particularly rough session ahah :)

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>>39432132
I'm glad you enjoyed it and I look forward to future reviews.

>>39433285
Why not indeed. Treat ya sen

>>39433248
>>39433266
>>39433274

What should I tell her, its not like she pushed for any of those things and when I said its odd and I dont like it she agreed and backed down

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Ni3 hao3 ying1 yun4. It has certainly been too long. Welcome to another glorious adventure in Mandarin!

Today, we will be learning the word ma1. This word means mother, and can also be doubled to ma1 ma1 as a way to address your mother. Remember to maintain that nice, singing high tone throughout. Notice also how this character is made of the radicals for female (referencing the mother) and the previously unencountered horse (referencing the phonetic /ma/).

Knowing the population of ying1 yun4, I feel it appropriate to give an example for how this is used: yin1 wei4 wo3 de ma1 huan4 lan2 wei3 yan2 le suo3 yi3 wo3 bu2 zai4 zhe4 li3 le. Until next time, friends!

>>39433417
Keep an eye on her and prep for the worst.

>>39433351
I love the credits, its so simple and cute.
with my niece ive been watching kids tv around that time. I know a lot of the programs, my favorite is in the night garden just due to how surreal it is. abney and teal is usually on before that.

>>39433417
you dont want to appear to be overbearing, that will actually push her into wanting to do things just to spite you, so just for now lay low, but monitor the situation as best you can and try to keep an eye on her without raising suspicion, if you do spot something like this again you will need to confront her and ask her about why she wants to do those things, explain how her wanting to talk with guys about doing sexual things or her posting her body online for men to drool over and say all sorts of lewd shit to her makes you feel and take it from there

>>39433434
I'd get so fucked off with writing in languages like chinese/japanese
you spend ages illustrating something to get your point across, in western languages we can do it so much faster, i'd never be able to go backwards like that.

>>39433434
ok1 so2 i3 just4 add5 numbers6 goddit7

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>>39433450
>>39433468
But otherwise our relationship seems fine and we seem to be genuinely love in each other. I mean she sent me this today.

If she ever brings it up again I'll talk to her properly about it.

>>39433538
Koreans probably think the same about english desu.

nurse said to me today

you like reading?

I said, erh, not really books, I read the internet.

she said ah, reddit?

I said no, 4chan

she says whats that?

I just said "oh its like reddit"

>>39433582
Okay, some of that stuff is really sweet and endearing, some of it cross my personal boundaries, but if your into that more power to you, I don't know anything about the lass, but it looks like she clearly looking to please you, what her relationship like with her dad?

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>>39433579
These numbers are tones, as detailed in previous lessons.
>1 is a high tone
>2 is a rising mid-to-high tone
>3 is a variable tone; sometimes warbling down and up again, low falling before any syllable with a tone, and the same as 2 before another 3
>4 is a sharply falling tone from high to low
These tones are imperative to mandarin; as essential a part of the speech as consonants and vowels.

>>39433611
Sure you wouldn't prefer reddit, considering you write like them, wait sorry, should I say it like this

Sure you wouldn't prefer reddit

Considering you write like them

Wait sorry

Should I say it like this

I got paid to make fun of some fat guy and his "tiny cut jew cock" while telling him how I'd bang his gf and get her pregnant with my "superior European seed" as he said

He paid me ~20 bongs for it

>>39433582
>no qt gf to literally take over and care for you
pls

>>39433655
considering you write like them

I wouldn't know I don't post there, seems you know an awful lot about it tho.

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>>39433582
>ywn have a qt mummy gf

>>39433656
>~20 bongs

as his name tilde by any chance

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>>39433684
Shit lad, good one, you got me

Lads i need serious answers, how do i discretely find out if a girl is gay without directly asking

>THIS IS NOW A PAKI THREAD

ONLY PAKIS AND THEIR PRE-TEEN WHITE SLAG GFS ARE ALLOWED TO POST! x

>>39433705
fucking w keys not working. or its being hard to press. probably got bread crumbs under it.

not that im a pigeon or anything.. ahem

paki girls are meant to be bred by white Willy, its the natural order