>"Hello sir, may I take your order?" Wat do????

Depends on where we are.

At least two number 9s, with 2cc LSD on the top if it isn't too much trouble. Also coke. Diet coke.

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>>39429762
>>39429804
>"Sir, if you don't cut the bullshit right now and order within the next 10 seconds, I'm really finna kill yo ass!"

>>39429839
Jokes on you I live in Canada. Natives don't speak like that

>>39429839
Give me back my change!!

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>>39429751
>umm, could I get a normal person to serve me please?

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>>39429751
>''n-no I uhh..MY mom UHH..''
>whisper to my mommy what i want
>mommy tells cashier and pays

I'm 23 years old

>>39429839
"You better have a good excuse to tell to the manager for speaking in that tone! I'm friends with the boss's sister's friend so watch it! I'll get you fired if I hear you talk to me like that again, young man. You hear me? Fired! I'm leaving this establishment. I hope you're happy now!"

>Enjoy your meal, sir.

>y-y-you too.

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>>39429751
>Yeah I'd like uhh Sweet Barbecue Bacon Sandwich with an artisan role and crispy chicken, no crispy or sweet onions too. A medium fry and a small vanilla milkshake.

I get this almost every time.

>>39429898
>"Oh you gon' get served alright, white boi. Aye Tyrone! Roast this muthafucka!"

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Whats gucci my nigga. Im here u know *smack lips* looking for that chicme. Nah am saying? So its gunna be like dis...
*looks around* im a take dem 10 piece mcnuggets
>the meal?
Hol up nigga im getting there daaammn so give me the 10 piece nuggets the meal bruh, but make instead of a soda.
*takes out shtick* PUT THE FUCKING MOMEY In THE BAG PUSSY NIGGA I AINT PLAYING BITCH ILl FUCKING POP YO BITCH ASS RIGHT HERE *pistol whip* HURRY THE FUCK UP *eats chicken nugget* *looks at white girl* *takes more napkins than given* *takes the money* dats right nigga *sprints out of store slamming an elderly women who was about to enter*

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>>39430038
>"where dis white boi at? Look at you witcho thanksgiving turkey lookin' ass!"

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>>39429751
Cum in my diaper and fart

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>>39430062
>leave him alone you niggers or I'll shoot

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Two mcgriddles and sausage mcmuffin please

>>39429751
>no thank you i will use the self serve terminal

>>39429751
>>39429762
Looks like McDonald's so there's only one thing to do.

Give me the Signature Sweet BBQ bacon on a sesame seed bun with crispy chicken, and a small caramel frape, maybe just a large diet coke depending on how much cash I've got.

If it's breakfast sausage McMuffin, hasbrown, and orange juice please.

I remember a time when McDonald's didn't serve breakfast all day long..... it pleases me to see some advances in our society. I'm not so cynical that there are not still things that put a smile on my face :-D

I'd like a 20 piece nuggets with sweet and sour sauce and a large fry please.

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>>39430100
>"watchu finna do with dat peashooter white boy? You better hope Jesus knows yo ass."

>>39430137
thats like 1200 calories... jesus man

>>39430114
I kind of get this. I mean marriage should really be more like a business partnership based around stability, support, and making money together. If it's based on love it wont last because women are fickle. If someone else wants to do my dirty work once she gets old and fat so be it, plus I can always buy hot young whores.

Outsource your sex peeps.

>>39430137
>20 piece nuggets
You mean 2x 10 pc nuggets?

The 20 doesn't exist.

The problem isn't outsourcing. The problem is nignogs getting affirmative action and pushing deserving whites out of the good jobs. This country worked best without affirmative action when nogs were mostly in service jobs to whites.

>>39430215
Where are you from?

'Cause here in the U.S. of A. it most certainly exists.

How about you read up on our culture before you comment such ignorant things, mmmk?

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I'll have 2 numba 9's
a number 9 large
a number 6 with extra dip
two number 45's
one with cheese
and a laaaaaarge soda

>>39430276
Show me a screenshot of your menu that shit is absurd

i fucking hate niggers when ordering food they are legit fucking retarded and have to repeat myself 5 times

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>>39430435
>"yeh cannuh getta hyuk hyuk yeehaw kaboopitity diddly dumdadee Alex Jones es jay Dubya widduh side uh taters ta go?"

>"What?"

>>39430490
kys yourseIf faggot

>>39429751
I would like 1 food please

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>>39429913
Everytime, I can't go anywhere without my mom to order for me. Last time I tried I just mumbled and ordered something I didn't want just to get out of there.

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>>39430215
The ones near me at least just give you two 10 piece boxes but it's listed on the menu as 20 for $5.

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>>39430158
hold it right there blacky

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>>39429751
i will have the big smoke

>>39429751
>I'd like a burger and fries
>A drink and fried, will that be all?
>I SAID I WANT A BURGER AND FRIES
>okey dokey *drools* a drink burger and fried?
>No. A burger. And fries. That is all.
>Get order
>It's just a drink and fries
>To retaliate I either get some ketchup packets and smear it all over my table
>Or go to their restroom and drop a bunch of drying paper into the toilet

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>>39431484
>autism your way into prison instead of getting a free meal PLUS your original order.

Ameritards amirite?

>>39429751
I always start these interactions by saying "Uhh..." very quickly before I respond. How weird is that? Really weird? It even pops up in my internal monologue (you autists know what I mean), like I'm prepping myself to say it even though I don't want to.

UHHH... I'll have 4 large fries, 5 biscuits, and a strawberry milkshake.

>>39429751
Gimme that tiny bag of cocaine in your front pocket. I know you don't need it.

>>39431985
>How weird is that? Really weird?
Yes. Makes it sound like you just realized where you even are.

>>39429751
NO YOU CANNOT TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME! THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!

>>39432037
I don't hang on it like I'm fucking stoned out of my mind. It's a split-second thing, like a tic. Maybe "Um" would be a better way to spell it.

>>39429751
Fuck you. You're a fucking dirty nigger

>>39429751
run
gorgonzola

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>13 years old
>came out of the cinema having just watched Star Wars Revenge of the Sith
>thought it was awesome
>go into mcdonalds
>girl working at the counter
>asks me 'may i take your order'
>think about the awesome 'order 66' scene from the movie where they kill all the Jedi
>loudly shout 'MY ORDER IS ORDER 66'
>make a shooting motion at the cashier
>she just stares at me confused as fuck
>start crying for some reason
>run off and scream something about jedi, not sure what