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>>37024353
>Expecting to get to level 25 right away

Got to get to know them first.

that's because 95% of their thoughts are trivial and animalistic, if not more

>>37024353

It's just as bad when robots try to be "deep" and just end up sounding like pretentious fools.

no i never have any plans though

i just go to work and come straight home. the less time out the house the better.

>>37024267
Yep; it's someone's birthday, so the drinking will start at 9am. The whole day is going to be a huge party.

We have a tradition of fucking off and drinking any time someone has a birthday. Some months, we do more partying than "work", but we still get paid.

>>37024441
Maybe you'd be able to have plans if you weren't slaving away for 8+ hours (plus commute) tomorrow.

sux2bu

Optimism and hope for the future.

>>37024241
I used to be genuinely funny.

>>37024241

the feeling of wonder from when I was young

>>37024198
so unlike it

>>37024198
Like them all; claim that facebook suggested you might like them, and you thought she had recently posted them.

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>>37024198
>it's a bikini pic from when she was underage

>>37023943
>pic unrelated
origianoli

i used to like pretty girls too but my oneitis is a lesbian and wont stop going on about hot girls so the last time I saw a literal 10/10 angel irl I started grinding my teeth in anger and jealousy

how the fuck am i jealous of a girl

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>>37023975
Different strokes
Riggatoniblox

>>37023890

We all complain about retarded shit that we can solve.

It's just that none of us want to.

>>37023952
>not wanting to better your situation.

Why? I not saying that I'm any better, but I've realise that I cannot keep living like a hermit.
Why don't / won't you?

Thinking about starting a diet, senpai.

>>37023775
>JUN:
JUST
>JUL:
FUCK
>AUG:
MY
>SEP:
SHIT
>OCT:
UP
>NOV:
F A M

>>37023775
>JUN:
Finish uni project
>JUL:
Begin on personal project to fill up resume
>AUG:
Work and hopefully finish personal project
>SEP:
Look for an internship company in the UK
>OCT:
Uni
>NOV:
Uni

Now watch me do none of those things.

>>37023775
>JUN:
Work out maybe?

>JUL:
Go see family for the 4th

>AUG:
Was I supposed to plan this far?

>SEP:
I hope my life doesn't suck so bad now

>OCT:
What? This is five months? The year is almost over

>NOV:
What the fuck happened

>>37023587
>social interaction
>fun
>ever
i wish

>>37023587
not really no.

interacting with people is my least favorite aspect of any online game.

But I will say that the multiplayer mode of The Last of Us is extremely comfy as fuck

>small teams of 4 vs 4
>every single bullet counts and strategies are essential
>it's more about slowly walking around as a group and pick your shots and strategizing, rather than running around shooting in the ait
>simple but cozy crafting system
>most people don't have mics, they communicate excitement by crouching up and down really fast and spamming the shoulder-aim switch function while holding a molotov or bomb


The Dark Souls series is also comfy, especially since there's no microphones.

>>37023587
Team Fortress 2

orignl

>>37023532
It's a good way to advertise your boipucci

I cut mine after being mistaken for female one too many times

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agreed OP

girls literally always compliment hair. men who can't handle having long hair are obviously insecure in their masculinity and require a "masculine" haircut to feel like a man

>>37023464
Wow friends aren't commodities you fucking retard guy

>>37023464
ENTP here, but hang out with a lot of INTPs. Kinda got some to start hanging out since we had a lot in common, mostly vidya.

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>>37023464
>Tfw I figured out the secret to happiness is taking a nap in a comfy bed while listening to relaxing music, and when waking up from the nap listening to more music.

>>37023393
>1234567

my phone number above

>>37023393
>9134389853
oregano i guess?

>>37023409
that wouldn't pass the phone number regex that I wrote for my company's web app.

>>37023347
>How do you respond to Western Woman?
Why would I want to do that?

>>37023347
I don't think this is all western women, but any woman has to get me to buy in before she starts making demands. You might be able to shame me into shutting up and walking a way, but nobody is shaming their way into my wallet.

amy schumer sucks, I hope when she's 50 and alone that she admits that she's miserable and fucked up and tells girls to be traditional and feminine.

>>37023467
>millionaires being miserable

lol listen to yourself. amy schumer doesnt need a man to support her

d-didnt everyone?

>>37023337
I see guys wearing this in uni. Granted they are all fedora lord Redditors.

i never really noticed what i wore

>>37023192
trying to upset actual manlets i see

>>37023192
Wtf you are average height get over it

I'm the same height, it doesn't really bother me since a good majority of my female friends are pretty damn short.

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>be yourself but don't be lame

>>37023099
>that picture
He's got such a strong, manly looking body, and such a weak looking face.

>>37023099
>You do realize girls want it just as much as you do right?
This is actually the worst one of them