how the fuck do you autistic faggots go so long without having

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>be yourself but don't be lame

>>37023099
>that picture
He's got such a strong, manly looking body, and such a weak looking face.

>>37023099
>You do realize girls want it just as much as you do right?
This is actually the worst one of them

>>37023099
I was thinking about this and I realized that I don't like doing ANYTHING with strangers.
I don't like playing videogames with them and I don't like talking to them. So I don't think I'll enjoy fucking them.

Maybe if I meet someone and we get to know eachother.

Also
>be yourself, but don't be lame.

>>37023536
It's true.

They just don't want it with you.

>>37023743
That was my point. Chads always pretend that women getting horny/being slutty means they will fuck everyone, which is not true. Just look at the amount of threads that go "haha how are you still virgins when modern women are so slutty".

>You do realize girls want it just as much as you do right?

But not with us.

That's the sticking point.

>>37023099
Masturbation is much more enjoyable, with a lot of control and unlimited stimulation without any effort. Complete opposite of sex.

What's with the faggy hairdo, baby face, and fucked up pecs ? That's not the Chad I ordered...

>getting naked AND sexually aroused in front of another human
no thanks

>>37023099
>how the fuck do you autistic faggots go so long without having sex?

you don't have to be autistic.

because sex-related things are somewhat like drugs:
- until you fap for the first time, you don't feel "the urge to fap again"
- until you deliberately expose to porn the first time, you don't feel "the urge to get moar porn"
- until you have sex for the first time, you don't feel like shit for not having had sex again

>Chad Thundercock is depressed: "oh, my! I didn't have sex in the last 8 months! I *need* it!!"
>Chad Thundercock wastes $100 on a whore
>Chad Thundercock is depressed again

>>37024093
>Implying Chad has 6 month dry spells or has to get a whore

>>37024134
>overrating Chads

>>37023099
>how the fuck do you autistic faggots go so long without having sex?
No woman would voluntarily give it to me for free. Directly paying for sex is illegal where I am and I have too much going on in my life to risk getting caught by law enforcement. That explains it for you, faggot?

>You do realize girls want it just as much as you do right?
They do want it, but only from top tier men.

>All you have to do is try, be yourself but dont be lame
You don't actually believe that, right?

>Seriously its that easy, just make her laugh and you're in.
I'm very funny and can make them laugh and still get rejected.

I honestly don't know how I go for so long without sex
it really sux
i'm only attracted to the rare female and she's usually working, maybe I just like working girls

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I make women laugh all the time. It hasn't gotten me anywhere.

he looks gae lole

>>37023099
>You do realize girls want it just as much as you do right?
I want a committed marriage.
Women don't seem to want that.

>>37023099
yeah but here the thing
I want want to do it with just anyone. It has to be someone I really like, and it's hard to find someone like that

>>37024257
probably because you don't hit on them

dumb bass

I just wanna stick my meat into a girl's pus pus
is that too much to ask?

>>37024341
Do you get off coming here making people who feel like shit, even more like shit? Says more about you, doesn't it

I don't get it, why do I feel horny if i'm rarely attracted to bitches, the bitches i'm attracted to work at the places I go, and even if I saw them I wouldn't know what 2 do

>>37024397
your pretty sensitive for being a dickhead huh?

c'm femanons, cum fuck me

>>37024192
Normal reddit tripfag detected, please get out, please...

>>37024596
no. go straight to hell, do not collect the Obelisk the Tormenter card on the way.

>>37023099
When did Eraserhead get so fucking jacked

>>37023743
Not here to stir the pot but as a undergrad in uni I fucked a total of 7 girls throughout my 4 years there. I acclaim myself to be a (5/10 at best) introverted comp sci major. I did not go out to clubs every weekend. I bit the bullet and showed attention to 3-4/10s, weird agriculture majors with moles, the girl that wore the same denim skirt every single day, the chubby black girl with the dreadlocks. You show them attention two or three times then invite them to your dorm/apartment specifically on a weekend night. Flirt with the idea of a movie, video games and wine or another alcohol and see if she obliges. Odds are if you mention hanging out at your place and having a few drinks, and she says yes, then you can fuck. The key is underselling yourself, I came to terms with the fact that i'll never hit a 9/10 from the back with her looking back @ me. However dingleberry ass is better than no ass at all.

Good luck.

>>37023099
Man your fucking dumb. GTFO with this shit.