6 MONTH PLAN

>>37023775
>JUN:
JUST
>JUL:
FUCK
>AUG:
MY
>SEP:
SHIT
>OCT:
UP
>NOV:
F A M

>>37023775
>JUN:
Finish uni project
>JUL:
Begin on personal project to fill up resume
>AUG:
Work and hopefully finish personal project
>SEP:
Look for an internship company in the UK
>OCT:
Uni
>NOV:
Uni

Now watch me do none of those things.

>>37023775
>JUN:
Work out maybe?

>JUL:
Go see family for the 4th

>AUG:
Was I supposed to plan this far?

>SEP:
I hope my life doesn't suck so bad now

>OCT:
What? This is five months? The year is almost over

>NOV:
What the fuck happened

I can't predict the time the next step in my life plan will take, so I can't give you a month by month time sheet.

I'm applying for new jobs because my current one has begun to feel like a dead end, and I found out that the person running my company has a real shady record, so I don't want to be involved with the company anymore.

After I get a new job, I'm going to take a well-deserved vacation, and move into a better apartment, and buy a new high performance computer. I'm going to redouble my efforts to find a gf, and because of the increase in pay I expect from my job, start to save up for a down payment on a house.

hopefully die desu

>>37023775
>JUN
Get a gun license.
>JUL
Nothing too special here, fish a little maybe? Though I could do that regardless.
>AUG
Try to get a workshop of some sorts going.
>SEP
You know those small hangar things used during the world wars? They're being sold for a rather inexpensive price. I'd love one but I don't have anywhere to put it and I fucking hate living in the city/suburbs. Try to save up enough to buy a few acres of land, nothing too major, 5 or so should do it, hell maybe even a little less.
>OCT
Start a small gun collection. I'm eyeing an AK 74 being sold for a thousand or so dollars, and I'm currently trying to find an authentic original M1911 in not shit quality. Though I'll need to see how well my truck holds up by then.
>NOV
If for some reason I don't get into an apprenticeship by now I'll look towards joining the military. Got a 78 on the ASVAB so I could pretty much get whatever job I want as long as I qualify. But who knows, I sure as hell don't.

>>37023775
JUN: Finish high school, hope that I get unti one of my Uni's, continue losing weight, play Tekken 7.

JUL: Keep losing weight until I hit my weight goal, then start hormones, and learn how to do make up while working on my voice. Continue to play Tekken 7 at locals.

AUG: Crossplay at a convention and meet friends I've met through r9k if thats still going on (a little complicated so it might or might not happen). Move out to whatever Uni I get into if I get into one.

SEP: Either start Uni after having started hormones and begin actually transitioning (new name, fem appearance, etc.), or get a job or go back to school to improve grades if I don't I guess.

NOV: Be somewhat happy in Uni studying game design, and transitioning, or be miserable stuck at home working a wagie job, or studying to get hs grades up.

Does anyone wanna be my robot bf?
I'm pretty lonely and stressed out rn ngl.

>>37023775
>JUN:
work
>JUL:
work and one week vacation
>AUG:
work
>SEP:
work
>OCT:
work
>NOV:
your mom

>>37024203
Oh yeah and I keep competing in T7 whether or not I move. Knew I missed something.

>>37023792
Un der rr ated t b q h

>>37023775
JUN:
cry over her, still.
JUL:
might be a little over her
AUG:
university panic.
SEP:
university.
OCT:
onset depression from university.
NOV:
likely dropping out, kicked out by parents, life as a homeless begins.

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>>37023775

>JUN:
Start studying again
>JUL:
Fail another semester
>AUG:
Start studying harder now
>SEP:
Gave up on studying harder
>OCT:
Fail the semester again
>NOV:
Repeat this for three more years

God help me

>>37024203
where do you want to do game design?

>>37024187
My Dad said he's kicking me out of the house unless I find some direction in my life. He told me to join the Air Force or Army.
I've been exercising regularly to prepare for the military, and I've got a good feeling about the ASVAB since I did pretty well in school and on the SATs.
Could you give me some pointers for joining and some pointers for the ASVAB though? It looks like you've gone farther into the recruiting process than I have.

>>37023775
JUN:
Read a few books I've been putting off
JUL:
Learn Unity and Blender
AUG:
Continue learning Unity and Blender
SEP:
Back to Uni stuff
OCT:
Uni stuff
NOV:
Uni stuff

>>37023775
>JUN
See if job is over or gets extended.
If extended, keep working, if not, go get training for new better job.
>JUL
Same but apply for police.
>AUG
Same, etc.

Kinda waiting on job opportunities atm before I can make big plans again. Might make plans to train for a marathon or something but I prefer no stress.

>>37024312
I'm from Canada and applied to USC, RIT, Drexel U, U of Utah, and Digipen in Redmond WA. USC and RIT I didn't have my materials in to admissions in time so I didn't get in, but I'm waiting on the others right now. Really hope I get in holy fuck I'm so worried.

>>37023775
>JUN:
Study really hard and do my exams
Get drunk post exams and message my high school crush, confessing my love
>JUL:
Chill a li'l
Take my driving test
Maybe get some lab work if I'm lucky (still applying around)
>AUG:
Pure chill
Vacation with family
>SEP:
More chill
Vacation with friends, maybe
Start reading for next year at college
>OCT:
Work my ass off in uni
>NOV:
Work my ass even further off in uni

Subject to slight variation in certain areas

>>37023775
>JUN:
Pointless but mandatory work experience
>JUL:
Wagecuck at temporary job offer.
>AUG:
Fuck all
>SEP:
Start Uni
>OCT:
Off
>NOV:
Myself

>>37023775
>Jun
I'll
>Jul
Probably
>Aug
Just
>Sep
Fucking
>Oct
Die
>Nov
F a_m

>>37024370
I'm doing game design.

Protip, start studying your maths or you're fucked.

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>>37023775
>JUN:
Move out
>JUL:
Move out
>AUG:
Move out
>SEP:
Move out
>OCT:
Move out
>NOV:
Move out

I keep telling myself I'll do it but then I either get guilted into staying or I start to think about what it would be like to live alone and become afraid of the thought.

>>37024318
Here's the thing with the ASVAB: unless if you know absolutely nothing, literally a vegetable with no signal going on upstairs, the ASVAB is not hard at all. Granted me and technical skills go somewhat hand in hand, as my desire for a workshop on my own land proves, but as long as you know what basic arithmetic is and how a screwdriver and stuff works you're fine. If you did well in school and the SAT's then the math parts shouldn't be a problem and the English parts should be simple for someone who natively speaks it. I know they had some basic engineering problems for me and I do believe some electrician stuff (what is voltage, how does a breaker work, jazz like that) but it seriously isn't nothing to get worked up about. If you ask me, if you get a score that doesn't just leave you with straight infantry, you've done well. Might differ a little in your case based on content though.

Give us your plan for the next 6 months robots

JUN:
Middle of summer course at community college
JUL:
Finish summer course, finish first semester of freshman year
Start second summer course
Apply to a state school
AUG:
Finish second summer course. Hopefully accepted into the state school I applied to
SEP: If I got into the state school, quit job, move to state school, begin life anew.
If I didn't get into the state school, continue at community college, continue working job.
OCT: continue schooling
NOV:continue schooling

bros i may finally get to move out of my parents house after 22 years.

>>37024450
I'm not even concerned if I get stuck with straight infranty at this point. I just need to get into the military so I can find someplace to get direction in my life. Now I just need to get /fit/ I guess and I'm all set.
Thanks fellow robot. Godspeed for you and your endeavors as well.

>JUN
Finally get my Grade C in Maths after years of trying
Pass Music Theory Exam
Pass Driving Test
Pass college course with the appropriate grades for uni

>JUL
Begin losing weight
Get a fucking job
Say yes to any social opportunity that may arise (unlikely anything will arise)
Start writing songs and practising guitar harder than ever before

>AUG
Start recording demos for songs
Keep losing weight
Hopefully be working at this point
Become confident with driving

>SEPT
Start Uni
Don't be an outcast
Do work well
Talk to grills

>OCT
Same

>NOV
Same

>DEC
Same

>JUN:
Try and pull myself together enough to get a summer job
>JUL:
If I don't get a job find something to do other than NEETing out.
>AUG:
Maybe study some or something before school starts again
>SEP,OCT,NOV:
Do my best to actually finish high school instead of losing all motivation and failing out.

>>37024546
Coming from a family that has centuries of military experience across multiple countries and my own independent research, try your damndest not to get just infantry. Teaches you absolutely nothing valuable in life and the guys that get it tend not to be so bright upstairs. Some exceptions of course but we don't live by just exceptions. I'm personally looking at combat engineer, or something along those lines. Not just blowing shit up but also construction and carpentry as well as some heavy vehicle operating, plus a not too bad salary for military standards. Don't waste 4 years or whatever you'll get anon, get something out of it. Oh, and take things recruiters say with a grain of salt, their main job is to recruit and they will lie out of their ass and sweep you up if you're unprepared. Get everything they promise written on paper, your chances of getting something you're interested in increase drastically.

>>37024694
I don't even know what I want to do with my life. I'd like to learn music and do something with that (I'm taking my instruments and equipment with me when I get sent off) but the military has 0 openings for music performance and audio engineering. Plus, the audio engineering careers in the military aren't exactly for music production anyways.
If I was going to pick some kind of skill to devote my time to in the military as a career (besides music, writing, and reading during freetime), carpentry doesn't sound too bad. I'm into history, reading, writing, and music but I have zero knowledge of any technical skills however, carpentry included. Would I have a chance in getting a position as a carpenter?

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>>37023775
>JUN:
i get my university test results and my highschool ends, finally
>JUL:
i waste my time in my house bc vacations and if i dont pass the test im going to search for a job
>AUG:
i enter university but i didn't pass maybe i'm working by now
>SEP:
doing school shit if i pass my test or working at mcdonals maybe
>OCT:
doing school shit if i pass my test or working at mcdonals maybe part2
>NOV:
i get my military service card so i'm now a full mexican citizen and if i'm working, with the money that i already keep, i'm goingt to star traveling around Mexico just with my backpack and my ukulele, but if i'm in school i ain't going to do any traveling shit :(

(pic related, is where i live)

>>37024853
It all depends on what you get into anon. I know the army has some music related stuff but whether or not there's openings I can't say. And in the military they'll teach you all you need to know about what you go into, so if you do get something carpentry related they'll teach you at the very least the basics of it. After all, how many people go in knowing how to shoot a gun well? But in regards to carpentry specifically, I'd imagine the sappers (army combat engineers) would spend some time with it alongside the Marine ones, though they'll probably differ in the nitty gritty of what they do since army is land and the Marines are more naval/beaches. Just know that this stuff can get physical anon, hell even I'm not that great at carpentry, but it's better than just infantry where you're just lugging a bunch of shit around all day. And if you cared you probably won't see much combat unless if carpentry is a part of whatever MOS you get into that just so happens to be combat arms.

>>37023775
>JUN:
My summer courses
Trip to Hollywood to meet with show creators
Start working on comic
Direct friend's music video
>JUL:
Finally, FINALLY fucking getting around to filming my series
Direct friend's music video if it didn't already happen which it won't because nothing ever fucking happens
Anime con
>AUG:
Start uni, classes will probably be harder than my previous semesters
Finish webcomic, start working on post-comic animations
>SEP:
Just uni studying
Keep working on animations, submit them to festival which I don't know if happening or not this year
>OCT:
Just fucking studying
>NOV:
Last episode of my webseries premieres, if it survives that long

>>37023775
>JUN:
get drivers license
>JUL:
camping + ged
>AUG:
dunno
>SEP:
dunno
>OCT:
dunno
>NOV:
dunno

>>37024873
Not too many Mexicanons that I see on here. There any specific place in Mexico you got your eye on?

>tfw wanted to join military but scoliosis

JUST

literally the easiest path in life to everything anyone needs, opens all the doors to free shit

fuck all you able bodies

>>37025014
no, but i want to travel to the south part of mexico bc in the north there are more violence and everybody is a cholo in the north

>>37023775
>JUN:
Lose about 12lbs and work on building upper body strength (pssoible 6 month job but doubt it)
>JUL:
Start applying for OCS or start making suicide plans
>AUG:
OCS? If not then blowing the little money I have taking a trip with the woman who means more than anything to me.
>SEP:
OCS or suicide
>OCT:
OCS or dead
>NOV:
OCS or dead

>>37023775
>JUN: Find a job
>JUL: Go to a gym
>AUG: Celebrate my brother's 22nd birthday
>SEP: Celebrate my 19th birthday
>OCT: Move to my mother's
>NOV: End it

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>>37023775
JUNE: Keep lifting. Head south for a bit to visit family. Come back and see if I can do that volunteer thing, you know, socialize with people my age (actually a bit younger than me so I'll be like social training-wheels)
JULY: Keep lifting. Use the money I've saved up to have a bit of summer fun.
AUGUST: Same as July
SEPTEMBER: Back to class. Hopefully all the work I've been doing on myself (fitness, fashion, hygiene, etc.) pays off and I can actually form relationships with people without having them hate me within a month. Start putting in the paperwork to reapply to USMA
OCTOBER: Same as September. Also, go to NYCC and hopefully lose my virginity to some sexually repressed nerd girl. Fingers crossed.
NOVEMBER: Same as September. Maybe an interview with my senator for his recommendation, assuming my stuff is up to snuff (he used to be my city's mayor and I have a bunch of pictures of us together when I was young so hopefully it'd be in the bag.)

>inb4 normie as fuck
That's the plan.

>>37025215
What state are you in anon?

Somehow unoriginal.

>>37025478
NJ
>This is an original state

>>37025503
My condolences.

Well done eggs with spices are pretty good, almost as good as not getting muted from the robot.

JUN: >GET
JUL: >A
AUG: >NEW
SEPT: >FUCKING
OCT: >JOB
NOV: >

>>37023775
>JUN:
Intend to sell piece of shit dead car; kill myself with food
>JUL:
Intend to sell piece of shit dead car; kill myself with food
>AUG:
Intend to sell piece of shit dead car; kill myself with food. Maybe actually sell it.
>SEP:
Die in my sleep.
>OCT:
Still trying to die in my sleep.
>NOV:
Still trying to die in my sleep.

JUN: Kill myself
JUL: Decompose
AUG: Decompose
SEP: Decompose
OCT: Decompose
NOV: Decompose

>>37023775
>JUN:
Werk

>JUL:
Probably have lost my job by now

>AUG:
Back 2 work

>SEP:
Contemplate seppuku

>OCT:
Be world's greatest dad for halloween

>NOV:
Play COD: WWII, cuz why not.

>>37023775
>Jun
Finish this semester at Uni, go back to gym
>July start new semester at uni, keep going to gym
>Sep
Uni and gym
>Oct
Uni and gym
>November
Uni and gym
>December-Jan
Fly to Philippines and build a pyramid out of loli hookers with my scholarship money
>Feb
Uni and gym

JUN:
>try to get a job
>try to get into a new trade
JUL:
>work (if no job then I continue to apply)
AUG:
>same shit
SEP:
>same shit
OCT:
>same shit
NOV:
>hopefully start a trade

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I need money. Desperately.

I'm not a bad programmer, I have a few projects on my Github profile. But I'm not much of a web developer. PHP seems really popular in freelance websites around here. I'm familiar with PHP, but I've never worked with one of its CMSes. I tried some frameworks like Slim, Symfony and CakePHP. But the last time I tried Wordpress I thought it was so shitty, restrictive and bloated.

>JUN:
Study a PHP CMS like Wordpress, Joomla & Drupal. Also taking a look at popular plugins like Woocommerce.

>JUL:
Get familiar with popular APIs. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Ebay, Amazon, etc.

>AUG:
Put some of the pet projects on a VPS. Maybe start blogging about programming. I'll be trying to bid for more freelance jobs around this time.

>SEP:
Keep studying and coming up with pet projects while bidding for online jobs.

>OCT:
Keep studying and coming up with pet projects while bidding for online jobs.

>NOV:
I'll probably drop out (temporally) of college by the end of the semester (it ends in november here) and try to apply for a fulltime developer job with the experience I gathered.

>JUN:
Get a job
>JUL:
Work
>AUG:
Work
>SEP:
Work
>OCT:
Work
>NOV:
Work
Every other month for the rest of my life until I do or live long enough to retire:
Work

I'll probably pussy out and continue being a NEET tbqh famjam

>>37023775
JUN: GO TO WORK
JUL: GO TO WORK
AUG: GO TO WORK
SEP: GO TO WORK
OCT: GO TO WORK
NOV: GO TO WORK

In the next six months, I want to hire an escort to lose my virginity, gain 5+ pounds (I'm 145 pounds so ending the year in the 150s is my goal) and pass at least two of the four sections of the CPA exam.

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>>37023775
Jun: Finish hairstyling school
Jul: Proceed to distance myself from the friends I made in school and return to the loner life I had for years before enrolling
Aug: Dabble in my apprenticeship but never really excel or gain notice of coworkers
Sep: Repeat
Oct: Repeat
Nov: After six months of minimal contact with old classmates, off myself since I don't have to worry about anyone giving a shit again

Fun!

>>37023775
>JUN
try and get a workout regimen locked down, stop eating like a dumpster
>JUL
4th of july, see family, also june's plan
>AUG, my birthday, mom's birthday, and dad's 50th birthday all within a week, gonna be a big fucking party, so gear up for that, also june's plan
>SEP
innafirstsemester at this point, so get that done, make sure I can get my missed credits locked down, june's plan if possible
>OCT
try to really get money into my account to buy myself a vehicle, possibly june's plan
>NOV
work ass off, gear up for december testing, continue truck-search if applicable, hopefully hit weight goal by this time

>>37023775
I don't have one which is really stupid because in six months my job is going to be made redundant by the closure of the business and I need to start thinking and planning for what the fuck I'm gonna do.

June: Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work, come home, and suffer in misery and loneliness.

July: Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work, come home, and suffer in misery and loneliness.

August: Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work, come home, and suffer in misery and loneliness.

September: Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work and suffer in misery and loneliness.

November: Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work, come home, and suffer in misery and loneliness.

>>37023775
>June
Sell a lot of insurance
>July
Take control of 20 unit property
>August
Continue selling insurance and running the property
>September
Getting married (yes)
>October
Fucking my wife while continuing to make money
>November
Repeat November

>>37027008
Do you never come home in September? That would be true misery to be stuck at work for a month straight.

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>>37023792
kekurino

>JUN
Get a job, do summer transfer course for uni
>JUL
same, read if possible
>AUG
Get ready for the next year, spend summer money appropriately
>SEP
stick to a proper regimen of work, start exercising regularly at uni gym
>OCT
slack on work a bit and try to read 4-5 books on political theory and philosophy
>NOV
start studying for exams, apply Oct knowledge on essays etc

>>37027008
> Hope I die, be too cowardly to do it myself. Work, come home, and suffer in misery and loneliness.

This is my routine. "I wish I was dead" has literally become my mantra.

I say it out loud to myself frequently while driving or sitting on the couch at home alone.

>>37027041

No, I just fail at copying and pasting. :(

>>37023775
>JUN:
Finish college
>JUL:
Start working full time, start trying to get in shape, and also start work on my personal projects, study for FCNSE-4, A+, Linux+, and Network+ certs.
>AUG:
Move, start first semester of my PhD, take a few days off from work, start studying for SSCP
>SEP:
Hopefully have enough money saved up to start building my home network/computing lab, start work on an RPi cluster, start work on my completely overkill workstation, take and pass FCNSE-4 exam
>OCT:
Continue working on my new workstation, start getting a virtualization lab setup, finish work on RPi cluster, continue work on networking lab, buy a nice FortiGate to mess around with
>NOV:
Finish up new workstation, finish up networking lab, take and pass SSCP, A+, Linux+, and Network+ exams. Also probably pretty heavily involved in my PhD by now, so I'll probably be doing a lot of research in IoT, ICS, embedded device, and critical infrastructure security.

All during that time I'll also either be working as a mostly part-time consultant at my current employer, or I might just do something like some basic IT consulting or website design/development.

>>37023775
>JUN:
Finish prototype of client's project
>JUL:
Finish project totally for client
>AUG:
Start studying for technical interviews
>SEP:
Study for technical interviews while applying to new jobs
>OCT:
Get a new job
>NOV:
Kill it at new job