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Are Wojak and Pepe friends or enemies? Is Pepe suppose to be black, and Wojak white?
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>>37425965
>Is Pepe suppose to be black
He is green.
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>>37426043
he's a color nonetheless...
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>>37425965
Wojak is Pepe's little bitch.

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if I liked DB, Z, GT, and Abridged, should I watch Super?
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>>37425862
>GT
okay...
>Abridged
What the fuck anon that's not even official fuck that youtube fanfic
Just watch super is better than that fanfiction shit
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Meh. The power creep is insanely annoying, and it seems like krillin gets smaller every episode. If that doesn't annoy you, then watch it. Besides what I mentioned it's pretty good
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Some say watch the blu-ray release since the animation in the TV release is pretty bad.

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Let's get a chart thread going, I think they're pretty fun. And who knows, maybe i can make a friend or talk to someone who shares the same interests as me.
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here's the template for anyone who wants it
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I'm sick of clicking on cars, Google.
I hope I get to see some more charts.
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>>37426423
here's another chart you can fill out if you want

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How are y'all going to kill yourselves?
Shotgun to the face always appealed to me.
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Pistol, bullet to the head. Probably in a grocery store I work at. Or in my backyard after getting blindingly drunk.
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>>37425844
slit my throat well that important artery on the neck to be more exact
also i have been considering a plastic bag and then tie myself
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i want to rent a boat, go out into deep water with some cinder blocks tied to my legs and throw myself in

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Tfw girl (female) into girls (male)

Where can you even be found?
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>>37425419
source of anime is this ?
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>>37425419
They are all hiding don't go looking for them or they'll call you a pervert or a chaser! XD
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>>37425551
Makura no Danshi

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>you wrap your mouth around a Glock
>she wraps hers around Chad's cock
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>you stick your peepee in a jar of jelly
>Chad lays his seed inside her belly
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>>37425412
This is so sad.
>you cum in a sock
>Chad takes off her top
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>>37425412
>You're at home hoping she calls
>She's on her knees, draining Chad's balls

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OK this one gonna get me alot of hate from the "looks dont matter" crew but its worth it.. so check it out robots
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well, of course shallow bitches care about looks on fucking tinder. they just wanna get fucked.
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Looking good is all that matters.
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All that matters boyos

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Throughout human history, from your father to the dawn of man your forefathers have succesfully bred and raised their sons to be of age and to continue their heritage. Your grandfather, his grandfather, his grandfather etc. all the way to a predecessor pre-human monkey form every single one of them were able to procreate without a single failure for thousands of generations.

Meanwhile you can't even get a gf.
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And a lot of sons through the years of history did not.

It's the best thing I can ever do, to leave without a trace.
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>>37425317
Cousins, uncles maybe. But your own lineage consists of nothing but winners. And then there's you.
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>>37425301
This is an erroneous reasoning, or to be more precise, a more refined version of the Gambler's fallacy. Past probabilities have no bearing over the outcome of this.
It would be like blaming a coin for not going heads after it went heads 30 times in a row, because you think it's supposed to repeat the same outcome.

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>be 6'2" ugly skelly sperg
>be at college getting out of class on the stairway
>qt 9/10 classmate walking behind me on the stairs
>"Wow, anon, you are so tall!"
>turn around
>"h-heh y-yeah I-I am! Y-you are quite tall too!"
>"Nah, it's just my shoes. See?"
>She takes off one shoe right there and becomes about 2 inches shorter
>"My boyfriend hates when I wear these because I get taller than him, hehe"
>"h-haha..."
Holy shit. She literally just gave me attention for being tall AND mocked her bf for being short. Not to mention he showed me her foot. I looked her social media afterwards and his boyfriend is an older guy and they have photos of their many travels around the world up, so it seems that he makes good money. This made me feel really bad. It's unfair that men are treated so badly for something they have no control over. I'm sorry guys, I'll never make fun of manlets again. I'm a retard and I thought it was only a meme
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>>37425245
You live and you learn anon
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And yet that manlet is fucking the qt while you are a kissless virgin.
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>>37425291
did he mentioned he is a khv?
why are manlets so mean?
is it napoleon syndrome?

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Wait just a sec, if there are more women having sex than ever thanks to womens liberation then why are there so many male virgins?
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>>37425015
Having sex with the top 20% of men
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>>37425064
This. Tinder sluts just pick and choose the top 20% of men to fuck and ignore the rest.
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>>37425015
No one ever said robots were good at math
>Average age for women to lose virginity has been going up for 20 years
>average number of lifetime sexual partners for women has been going down for 25 years
>number of women who self-identify as feminist has been declining for 30 years
>Number of women who agree with RadFem bullshit dropping like a rock for 20 years
Then there's robots
>"No woman is a virgin, they;re all feminist sluts!"
It so weird. it is like they don't even know any women

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How old were you when you lost your virginity, original robots?
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>>37425001
17. Also, not a robot.
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I was 17 during that strange, confusing and awkward time
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>>37425001
14 more of a cyborg than a robot

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HELP

A GIRL (FEMALE) STARTED TALKING TO ME, SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO GET TO KNOW ME MORE, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
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>>37424980
don't tell her everything about you, honestly
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>>37424993
what do I tell her? how long until I ask her out on a date? where should we go? do you think she'd go see the new Wonder Woman movie with me? I want to go but dont want to go alone
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>>37424980
Converse with her like she's a normal human being and leave this board forever.

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Piety x higgus
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BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT

SNIFF IT IN! ALL OF IT! You like my tranny farts don't you!??!?!

>y-yess master

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPFFFFTTTT
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>>37424961
classic higgus i love you xx
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Both are permanently banned from my discord, which is the only half decent 4chan discord.

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>at some time before you this is what her pussy looked like
tell me roasties, why should I settle for this? why shouldn't I want a virgin gf? it is better to die a virgin than fucking Chad's used goods
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>>37424921
>why should I settle for this?
Because you have absolutely nothing of value to offer, you're a loser, and she'd be dating down to be with you no matter who she is.

You should take what you can get.
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>>37424943
You can get aids, it's very easy. So should you take that too, because it's what you can get?
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>>37424943
so it's all about value to you? that's literally a whore thinking. you have no dignitly and principles

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>tfw big hips

Just remember, no matter what, if you don't have big hips you are NOT a robot. Dick size, you can fix with surgery or pumps. Manlets can take growth hormones. Uglies can get plastic surgery, big hipped men have NOTHING they can do and never will get a gf.

If you don't have big hips you don't know what it's like to feel. And you will NEVER be a robot. You're a cyborg. End of story.
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big hips just mean u were meant 2 b big but u havent realized you're potential yet

its time to evolve
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I have big hips and gyno, my body is irreparably ugly
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>>37424913
is your nickname shakira?

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