>you wrap your mouth around a Glock >she wraps hers around

>you stick your peepee in a jar of jelly
>Chad lays his seed inside her belly

>>37425412
This is so sad.
>you cum in a sock
>Chad takes off her top

>>37425412
>You're at home hoping she calls
>She's on her knees, draining Chad's balls

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heh i love these

Origami

>you fell for an online dating catfish
>she is licking chads chocolate starfish

>>37425412
>you dream about smelling her farts
>she gets her anus bleached for chad

>You're shitposting in bed by yourself
>she's guzzling Chad's cum because his seed is topshelf

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>you're posting sad frogs on the internet
>she hangs from chads cock like a marmoset

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>she leaves your messages on read
>she's too busy giving chad head

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>she tells you "you're a great friend."

>tonight chad penetrates her rear end

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>you send her memes and funny pics

>chad sends her images of his dick

>>37425430
>You dine on fine ravioli
>Chad pays alimony

>>37425412
>you're writing poetry about stacy
>while she is fucking chad like crazy

>they tell me the game is rigged
>stacy tells her friends "omg chad is so ripped"

>you find her attractive even though you have been judged accurately by society as being not worthy of mating

>she has already consummated numerous acts of depraved servitude in providing Chad with his lifelong and seemingly constant state of pleasure

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>>37425573
best post its literally that easy
>>37425412
I hope they find her body on the 13th of may dumped in a river by Gary Ridgeway

>>37425412

>she tells you your looks don't matter
>meanwhile chad's dick rubs her bladder

>you dream of the day you finally get to have sex
>chad can't even remember his ex

>she consoles you, I know you'll find someone so much better than me
>she asks brad, how do I look in this bikini?

>>37425412
>implying I'd use a glock
gotta make the cleanup fun, get yourself a double barrel

>your semen has only ever seen a paper towel
>chad's moves make all the girls howl

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>you caress a 12 gauge
>Chad fucks girls half his age

>you try to fight the theatre's no singles policy
>chad has to explain girls one, two and three

>>37425950
>Your dinner tonight: A cheese platter
>Meanwhile Chads wife grows fatter

>you shoot a bullet to your brain

>Chad shoots blanks on her head

>you've never even seen a titty
>chad's been given the key to the city

>>37425412
>you gave yourself ED
>chad's life is going peachy

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>>37425976
>you burn charcoal in a small room
>she aborts chad's kid from her womb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VF2y2qekMM

>>37425600
Underrated post.
Oregonalio

>you keep thinking about her, you get no rest
>chad has already finished on her chest

>You're at home, tying a noose
>Chad's at Stacy's, deep in her caboose

>there's someone in my head but it's not me
>she chokes as chad grabs her head and thrusts his peepee

>you fantasize about ending your life
>chad has already found his future wife

>You cry knowing you'll never have a son
>Stacy has abortion number 21

>You're so lonely you started to cry
>Chad just nutted all over her thigh

>you lust after the promiscuous chicks
>chad was the one who taught them all their tricks

>chad takes a picture of his family
>you're on your knees sobbing silently

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>Chad's at a bar and scored
>You're posting on an anime board

>you wonder if you'll ever find a soul mate
>chad has sex on the first date

>Chad wakes up to a new girl every morning
>You wake up to the sound of the noose calling

>you're about to end it all
>chad gets another booty call

>you sit at your desk laughing at repeating digits at the end of a post number
>she wraps her lips around Chads cucumber

>she tells you looks don't matter

>while she asks Chad to fuck harder

>you sit at home, crying alone
>all the girls you know are blowing up chad's phone

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>>37426120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MALSUX0SI

one liner, a one hit wonder
i wonder what chads doing to her lumbar
(her mid riff)
fucking it up like a wrist.
her vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich

>You post things about Chad online
>Chad reads them to have a good time

>you spent your free time in high school playing World of Warcraft
>her pussy lips tighten around Chads large shaft

>>37426274
DOESN'T RHYME FUCKO

>>37426283
slit wrist* rather

>>37426329
it doesn't have to rhyme try hard

>>37426207
I'm okay with this

originallly

>>37426289
>your obsessions of chad still persist
>chad doesn't even know you exist

>14 year olds on r9k whine about feeling embarrassed
>you take your waifu on a romantic vacation to Paris

>>37426329
>>37426346
>you're arguing with autists about rhyme
>she's chugging down Chad's warm slime

>Stacy sucks on Chad's cock
>You jerk off into a sock

>>37426397
>your reading some autists joke
>when sucking Chads cock she starts to choke

>paramedics come, they pronounce you dead
>chad's in a sports car getting road head

>mom yells at you to clean your room
>then chad blows his load deep in her womb

>You remember when stacy would laugh at you.
>You enter her house with your gun. Round 2.

>the smell around you keeps getting worse
>chad is penetrating her meat purse

>unable to cope with the stresses of life, you resort to heroin
>while chad is fucking your oneitis, you push the needle in
>chad rubs her roastie with his tip, then pushes it through
>you lie on the floor battling the opioid jew

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>>37425887
>>37426057
>>37426283
>>37426330
I'm waiting for you fuckbois to get on my level
Be quick about it... i need to shave and eat breakfast

>>37426483
slightly more sick, i enjoyed this

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>>37426070
>>37426120
>>37426402
when this become about Stacy? I thought the problem was that Chad was doing this to that timid attractive girl that liked the same bands as you and came from a poor family but nevertheless is getting Deepwater Horizoned by Chad

of course Stacy is getting plowed, that is her purpose

>The shadows penetrate your mind bringing immense fear and suffering
>Chad gets upset because his Youtube video keeps buffering

>you use your waifu pillow to practice to kiss
>meanwhile she drinks down all of Chad's piss

>>37426541
Stacy is just as bad as Chad

>>37426573
that's my point

origiiginiall

>Chad plays with Stacys funbags
>You're alone typing NORMALFAGS

>you daydream about saving your oneitis' life
>she stands on the podium with chad, and the preist pronounces them man and wife

>your biological clock is ticking
>men on this site can keep ejaculating

>You're scrolling through the FaceBook page of Stacy, long dead.
>Chad fondly remembers her giving him head.

>>37426590
>>37426643
sorry rhyme police here there were already used
>>37426118 >>37426439

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>you stare into the ocean, deep in thought
>on her beach vacation she sucks chads cock

>you ahoot your worthless genome on the ground
>Chad gives your crush a primal pound

>>37426668
>nobody gives a fuck, you were 2 away from quads
>chad is, in the comfort of his own home, fucking his multiple broads

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>>37426222
>>37426224
>>37426439
not gonna lie, these stung a little

>>37426501
nice, pure pottery

>for your crush, you crack jokes and try to be nice
>Chad fucked her so hard she had to use ice

>>37426704
>a robot thinks he's cool, making up rhymes
>maybe he'll eventually get with a girl who was fucked by chad many times

>you watch scoopy doodle
>she is choking on a niggers noodle

>12 new emails, We'll keep your resume on file
>Chad asks Brad's dad for a raise meanwhile

>>37426704
>you might think it does not matter
>on their breasts chad's sperm cells spatter

>Chad uses god-given looks to romance her
>you get late-stage colon cancer

>people on r9k whining about people having sex and shit
>l beat chinese keith at willy wars and when l used his bum later his little chinky wilIy did lots of spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!

>>37426789
>eventually those tits will get saggy and old
>then she'll find a beta that she will cuckold

>>37426760
>you spen the good boy points you fairly earned
>for chads cock, she truly yearns

>Chad doesn't remember the all girls he screws
>You're on /pol/, blaming the Jews

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>you self-immolate for youtube views
>chad's bucket challenge makes the news

>>37426869
>with your hard earned good boy points, you go to quakers steak and lube to get god tier wings
>chad fucks her untill she screams

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>you get off to loli porn
>hers and chad's first child is born

>>37426928
>you have had enough of it, and kidnap and rape their child
>she screams as her once pure vagina is now defiled

>You attempt to swim up but Chad holds you down.
>Stacy laughs as she watches you drown.

>>37426070
>You wake up, feeling worthy like a wuzz
>In the next room, chad is fucking your sisters puss

>>37426972
>damn, this one happened to me once
>your oneitis is at Chads house, fucking the dunce

>>37426921
This is good
Ahjdjxhsk

>your family's name will die with you
>to stacy you are a literal who

>You wake each day to "Why go on?"
>When Chad fucks your mum and makes you mow the lawn

>>37426928
>>37426970
That got dark quickly

>In your eyes she's the only one
>Her favourite snack is Chad's rank cum

>Chad invites his family to his pad
>You can barely remember your dad

>she's pregnant, you'll have to pay the bill
>robots are taking a comfy redpill

>You start to get that lonely feel
>She gobbles down her thick Chad meal

>>37427013
>chad ruptures her anal cavity
>your father died, making you the last of your family

>You're blowing a load into your palm
>While Chad's blowing his into your Mom

>You pretend you're better off alone
>Chad smiles as his he answers his phone

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>>37427092
this kills the MGTOW

>you lay in bed thinking about your future together
>For Chad she is just another lover

>>37427092
>the caller is Stacy, and she wants to fuck
>you sell your kidney because you're down on your luck

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i read every rap in this thread, and still wish i was dead...

>>37426830
That's a nice anti rhyme with a beautiful twist.
Godspeed my dearest of all anons!

>You are sitting there, smokings cigs to die
>Chad blows his load into her eye
>The cancer sets in, you feel the sweet embrace of death
>She gets the dick put so hard into her ear, from now on she is deaf

>as the day passes, your anxiety only gets bigger
>meanwhile she fills her insides with the seed of a nigger

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>you get kicked out after the record deal is obtained
>chad takes your place on the gravy train

>you get put down again and again by society
>you stop fighting it and embrace your lunacy
>chad and Stacy laugh at your insanity
>then they fuck, fueling your anxiety

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>>37427092
that one cut deep

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>>37427047
barely remember my dad
rap about chad and I'm sad
stick my head in an oven and make me stew
stove top stuffing and brew
drink it down, smoke a pound
hate my life
kill my wife...KILL MYSELF WITH A KNIFE

AHAHAHAHHHH THE KIDS ON FIRE

>>37427251
every single one of your posts has been shit
it's easy to tell which ones are yours because they're worse than any other posts

>watching from afar you notice her subtle beauty
>maybe Chad has not yet defiled her booty
>you smile at her, she smiles back
>you force yourself to talk to her, there's no turning back
>you imagine what a normie would say and execute
>maybe she even thinks you're kinda cute
>later at night, to her thought, you drift away
>on her knees, tongue out, waiting for Chad to spray.

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>>37427274
and I'm actually trying to freestyle and not just come up with cheesy one line rhymes about Stacey and chad...not to mention i keep using shawn crahan images...fuckwad

>>37427188
thanks, what is antirhyme and where do I go to add a few inches to my poetic cock? (don't say college, there must be a good online poetry resource)

>>37427312
>and I'm actually trying to freestyle
you need to be 18 to post

>>37427364
wow you sure told me...stale af desu

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> you make her presents, take a care on her respect
> she want to die because chad's reject
i feel really really bad right now

>the only breasts you have seen are mummy's
>she loves to gulp down all of chad's cummies

>all these morons not knowing how poetry works

>>37425600
what the fucking hell

nice meme

>you're jerking off to a cute lil trap
>Chad's filling her boipucci cuz he don't give a crap

>>37427423
anon, sure of his grasp
and enraged still
like most awful things,
thought himself the better

>she rides chad chads cock every time he's near
>you cry over her like a queer
>it goes to show chads got you beat
>because this girls a slave to chads meat

>>37427423
>you get mad at autists for not making rhymes
>Chad's entered her butthole about 50 times

>alone in your room, you jack off while you eat
>on the menu for her dinner: Chad's wonderful meat

>you turn yourself to 2D, for it is pure
>chad fucks her every day, for sure

>you cry at night whilst fapping to porn
>due to chad's cock her pussy is now torn

>your father is disgusted by you, calling you weak
>on chad's resumee is the size of his dick

>you make plans to die alone
>into her pussy slides Chad's bone

keep fantasizing about chad's cock normie faggots

>you sit on friday night with your ass holding your thumb
>Chad slaps her ass like a Cherokee Drum

>thinking about all the sex ive never had
>shes having a 3way with chad and chads dad

>you pride yourself for playing a bit of bass
>in a silver platter, Stacy hands Chad her ass

>>37427976
>You're trying not to think of Chad's cock
>But instead he's got yours hard as a rock

>>37428107
>you pretend on the chans to be a fucking faggot
>in real life you cry as Chad shoots seed on her gut

>you spend all your day making and browsing dank memes
>she fantasizes about passing on Chad's genes

>>37428233
>you make attempts to try and fit in
>yet with chad's huge cock you are smitten

>>37427364
I think he's black. Something about his posting style screams nigger.

>you're a sub-human who hasn't killed himself, yet wish he had
>your oneitis texts you every night to see if you're alive, right before she gets fucked by Chad.

>>37427139
This is poetry, not rap, nigger. Fuck.

>chad has sex with every girl he sees
>your penis is so small it dribbles on the toilet when it pees

>Chad squeezes her tits, causing her to abruptly shriek
>you lay in bed perfecting your masturbation technique

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>>37428330
more like the floor in front of the toilet

>>37425412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UndRkZ2ukYE

You guys know you can always do something like this to get revenge on Chad, right?

>>37428554
>get revenge on Chad

For what, taking advantage of the gifts god gave him?

>you lay alone in bed, wondering what went wrong
>meanwhile chad unleashes his mighty dong

>>37428584
Yes, exactly, the girls are whoring themselves out to women who don't care about them. They don't go for people who will actually care for them, we have every right to get revenge on them.

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>>37428554
hi CIA/FBI/NSA/DHS!!!!
how's the whole "list of dangerous virgins" thing going? I wish you guys good luck with that

this thread makes me laugh and feel bad at the same time. actually laugh out loud accompanied with some real bad feels

I guess this is what it is to be alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL1VYPGtbmc

relevant

>>37428554
>>37428602
You know Harris and Klebold were both popular, well-liked students at Columbine right? The whole nerds vs jocks thing was a narrative pushed by the media. Literally the last people to speak to them before they started shooting was a car full of girls who they met in the parking lot who invited them to hang out at the mall.

>>37428602
>who don't care about them
>revenge

some robots are jackasses

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>stacy is out there lusting after many chads their cocks.

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK MY NEIGHTBOUR JUST SHAT INTO MY MAILBOX

I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
FUCK THIS THREAD, FUCK CHAD
I USED TO LOVE LIFE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37428771

Eat it then shit it back into his.

>>37428742
I feel like murdering people is something that goes beyonder the boundaries of "chad" and "beta".

I don't mean austistic sperg outs either. I'm talking full on premeditated killing.
the Columbine perps were planning this for a long time. You don't just snap to do something like that it takes energy and time that honestly betas don't have

>>37429346
also a lack of empathy. Betas seem to have too much empathy. They're pussies, which is why they get no pussy. These killers are all failed alphas

>>37427978

Just a suggestion

>you sit on friday night and twiddle your thumbs
>Chad slaps her asscheeks like Cherokee Drums

>>37429511
>you wish for death because you never get poon
>chad slaps that ass like Keith fucking Moon

>>37428299
>poetry
.keep fantasizing about chad's cock faggot

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>you send her a message on MSM
>with Chad she's doing hardcore BDSM

>you post in threads that start with "braaap"
>chad is free to eat her crap

>you dream of her every day and hour
>she is ravaged by chad with immense power

>26 years old, you look at pics of girls from highschool
>26cm long, Chad fucks your onetis in every hole

>you don't even consider getting married by fear of getting cucked
>women everywhere crowd around chad, begging to be fucked

>no drinky no talky
>Chad fucks her til she can't walky

>>37430040
>I use google to convert from metric to standard
>chad fucks all the girls, even the band nerds

>'eww anon, you're such a creep'
>by chad her sweetest pussy fruit is reaped

>you're taking several redpills
>she's taking morning after pills

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>>37425887
*Ridgway

>your whole existence's purpose is for chad to mock
>meanwhile stacy bounces on his powerful cock

>>37430195
>you try to tell her about the Jews
>still Chad's long cock she'll always choose

>in the dating game you always lose
>chad and Tyrone she will always chose
>so you give up and stuff your mouth full of food
>ywn have a sex slave because of freedom from involuntary servitude

>>37430535
>you're preparing for the inevitable race war with the blacks
>tyrone's over, giving her ass some more smacks

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>you harvest 10 acres on Farm Simulator
>she's fucking 2 guys on the elevator

>>37430587
>when the race war ends, the blacks are defeated, they despair
>they were to busy fucking to prepare
>the victorious whites give no quarter, and tell the fleeing blacks to beware
>Tyrone is too busy nailing Stacy to care

>you don't care and stop brushing your teeth
>She gives chad a blowjob, awaking him from his sleep

>this thread is almost at 200 replies
>i stabbed my dog so he dies

>>37430656
>extensive research has you convinced the racewar will happen
>she's cleaning Tyrone's seed off her face with a napkin

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>>37430656
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs,
>in contact with aliens,
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
>control france with an iron fist,
>own castles and banks all over the world,
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line,
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city),
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth,
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies,
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>on their cocks your oneitis chews

>>37425412
>you're hoping she texts back
>as chad spreads her beaten ass crack

Are you faggots really this pathetic? You honestly sit here thinking about a girl who is barely aware of your existence having sex with guys who attract her? Move on

>>37426970
>you fuck and fuck until you cum
>chad sees and reaches for the gun

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>now watch, and learn, here's the deal
>she'll suck and ride on his banana peel!

>>37430744
>you go to a shooting range to prepare for the inevitable
>Tyrone is about to do the irreversible
>she said she's had enough and tells him to pull out
>Tyrone smiles and starts to shout
>he holds her arms so she can't get up
>and cums in her as she yells "what the fuck"
>now she has a baby that's half black
>she wonders when the father will be back

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>you're fapping to thicc loli dragons
>her and Chad are having some shaggings

>FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>chad's covering her in pee

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>you're getting fatter and fatter
>chad covers her in baby batter

>>37430999
>lucky anon got trips
>this is now a haiku thread
>the same topic used

>>37431125
>let's make haiku now
>anon will still be kissless
>chad kissed stacey's puss

>this thread's replies number is 195
>women flocking around chad resemble a beehive

>>37425412
Why the fuck is that dumb ass frog trying to take a selfie with an electronic level?
He's not even looking at the damn thing.
It's not even pointing at him.

>>37431125
>you fucking faggot
>haikus are 5, 7, 5
>dumb motherfucker

>you're complaing about normies in your thread
>she and chad are going wild in bed

>>37431125

>life is shit
>you earn for cute oneitis
>chad is in

>>37425412
you could just ask Chad, you know?

>>37431658
It's a laser used to guide JDAMs

>this thread's replies surpass a hundred
>stacy's pussy is still getting plundered

>she thinks that sex with you is only rape
>while tyrone claims her like an frenzied ape
>life has always been unfair
>now wash his nigger cum off her fair hair

>>37432209
>an
please an hero, anon

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>for you, this thread is catharsis
>for chad, it's fucking hilarious

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>>37425412
>you sit in your room, playing mmos and getting fatter
>she willingly swallows chads baby batter

>you spend every day in an anime board, filled with sarcasm
>from chad your oneitis gets the most honest orgasm