>tfw big hips
Just remember, no matter what, if you don't have big hips you are NOT a robot. Dick size, you can fix with surgery or pumps. Manlets can take growth hormones. Uglies can get plastic surgery, big hipped men have NOTHING they can do and never will get a gf.
If you don't have big hips you don't know what it's like to feel. And you will NEVER be a robot. You're a cyborg. End of story.
big hips just mean u were meant 2 b big but u havent realized you're potential yet
its time to evolve
I have big hips and gyno, my body is irreparably ugly
>>37424913
is your nickname shakira?
>>37424913
If you have big hips as a guy it's literally just a sign from the universe that you were meant to be a trap.
>>37424913
It's a waste you won't have a daughter, she would be probably be hot
>tfw big ass as a man
Is way worse. Makes me look a lot more fatter than I actually am. Especially since I'm a manlet and most shirts go over my ass
I'll probably have to go full skele mode to lose it
>>37424996
post a pic please
not to fap over I'm just curious
>>37424996
It could give you an advantage if you become a boxer so you've that going for you
HAHAHAHAH FREAK
Just hit the gym and hit your core lats and shoulders like a madman. 3 years and you'll be fine you fucking autist
>>37424913
Your problem is that you are skinnyfat, not your big hips. If you worked out, you could get your back and shoulders to grow and you'd look pretty solid and thicc in a good way.
>>37424996
>complaining about having a big ass
Tons of guys are doing squats right now to achieve that. Women love men with big, muscular asses. You literally got good genetics in that regard and are complaining about it. Being a manlet usually sucks, though, that's true
>>37425071
>skinnyfat, not your big hips.
Nah he's deformed
>>37425071
>>37425065
>years of daily training to look like a cuntboy
no thanks
>>37425071
I'm not muscular so it's not a good look. I look like I have a womans body from the waste down.
>>37425110
Then stay a virgin "no-cunt boy"
>>37425152
I'm not a virgin, I just have wide womanly hips...
Did you get confused about what this thread is?
>>37425009
>not to fap over I'm just curious
Not him but yeah right. You're a dirty degenerate.
I love having big hips as a man.
I stand in front of the mirror doing body rolls and shit. I enjoy having incredibly feminine mannerims, and even swish my hips when I walk.
Hopefully one day a qt girl will notice and want to peg me because of it.
>>37425171
Then continue to look like a deformed downie and keep on banging 4/10's whatever, anon...
Same for me... my dad is skinny and still got hips like me. Shit...
>>37425202
Forgot to add:
AND DON'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>37425202
>Then continue to look like a deformed downie
You don't think those ripped cuntboys look deformed? I do, probably everybody else does. It's not something that can be fixed, you idiot.
Just start hormones and become the trap that God clearly wants you to be
>lose 40 pounds
>Reveal my prime birthing hips
Whats the point
>>37424996
Uh... women love big asses what the fuck are you talking about? I have a big ass and have had multiple girlfriends never shut the fuck up about it. I remember crawling across one while in bed to go take a piss and she groped my ass the entire way.
My current girlfriend is constantly trying to touch my ass. You have literally no idea what you're talking about.
>>37424913
>Dick size you can fix with surgery or pumps
Not really without irreparably damaging yourself most of the time.
>Manlets can take growth hormones
And grow like a centimeter
>Uglies can get plastic surgery
For millions of dollars.
>>37425289
>ugly short dicklet spews hyperbole to justify doing nothing to fix being an ugly small dicked manlet
>>37425309
No, don't get me wrong, I'm not ugly, I'm relatively short at 5'8" (nothing joining the military can't fix, and I can also marry a 5'4" woman and be fine)
>inb4 you're dooming your kids
I have tall genes, all my brothers are going to be taller than me because they landed on the right punnet square, but I still have them. More than likely, most of my kids, if not all, will be like 6 feet tall.
And my dick's an alright size, I would rather have a working normal one than a broken long one.
I am truly sorry for you anons. This world isn't fair. I can't imagine what you go through. Truly cursed. God bless your soul (and hips)
>>37425288
You probably carry it good, or are muscular, or average height. It just makes look stocky. I had women tell me this before
>>37425619
All of the above really. I just assumed you were my height.
>>37425236
His core sucks
big hips are so nice
being fat is bad but big hips are goooooood