Whats your favorite noodle brand? Mines is Lucky Me noodles. Its affordable, delicious, and comes in all flavors. Available at your local Asian grocery store
am flip but indo mie blows it out of the water
>>37210267
>indo mie
Have tried that, never liked it
>>37210253
If were talking import shit its pic related, if were talking american brands I like those maruchan taste of asia ones specifically the spicy miso one.
I finally thought I had a chance, I really did. In the end I was just being used for attention, just as a suspected from the start. I guess I'll just go end myself now
>>37210150
>ex wanted me back but she's having someone else's baby
Would take her back in a heartbeat if she wasn't but I do think it's funny she's going to be a single mom just like her family said she would
Haha get rekt anon
>>37210150
You never had a chance. None us ever did. Always remember anon:
>Trying is the first step towards failure.
>Noodles are bad for you
>Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese have the longest life spans
......
>>37210017
Is that designer
It's because they're smaller so their metabolisms are less active because they need less resources.
>>37210038
How bout some reading comprehension
>Start talking to woman.
>She is 10/10, seems to have a personality.
>We talk for days, weeks, months constantly.
>Eventually she becomes boring.
>Responds with one word messages and emojis the majority of the time.
Why does this happen?
>>37209855
Are you gay? Its a legit question.
>>37209855
>Talking through internet
That's the porblem. This way roasties enjoy teasing bets cucks like you with ease and consequences.
>>37209896
>this poster bleeds from the crotch once per month
Lets discuss our dreams that occur while we sleep.
>Sometimes have dreams where I am constantly missing my classes and get lost inside the schools
>legitimately feels like a nightmare
>Think its reflective to the fact that I am 26 still in community college
>Have had dreams were I am being chased by police to go to prison for life
>Even worse nightmare
Also
>Have dreams where I am falling and being thrown around into space and back to earth and feels like im on a giant roller coaster and crash into the ground
Those dreams are the worst. Share yours
>>37209831
here are some of my reaccuring dreams
>black and white, walking down a endless narrow flight of stairs; fall, instantly shaken awake everytime.
>walking up one day, everyone but me is gone, roam free around my city freely. quite comfy desu
>>37210066
Ive never had an IAmLegend type of dream like that. Interesting
>>37210076
more or less without monsters or any attempt to find survivors, it always tends to be very short.
Hey guys its my oneitis' birthday in 24 minutes. Should I say happy birthday immediately or wait til the morning? We rarely even talk, im such a loser. But last time we talked about a week ago she said she had no plans for her birthday. She doesn't have friends. But I have this strange beta fantasy that she would let me take her out for her birthday. It would be fun for me for sure, even if it was purely platonic, but I have a strong feeling I'm one of the last people she would want to spend her special day with, feelsbadman. Pic unrelated its lily maymac
op you're going way over your head. whenever a girl says she doesnt have friends she means she hasn't hit the 2k mark on facebook.
youre going to say happy birthday and shes gonna say thanks and thats it. sorry bro, how it goes.
Tell me about your oneitis anon. Then you'll have your answer.
>>37209755
Say it after 8:00 so it looks like you remembered as soon as you woke up but didn't wake up at a fucked up hour
Hello robots,
I haven't slept for 20h. I will try stay conscious for 4 days. Do you have any experience in such a "project" robots?? If yes, how will i feel after such a long time?
>>37209527
#include "russian_sleep_experiment.txt"
>>37209527
Sounds pretty fun. I used to have a good time staying up for a long time in the summers of my youth. I should try it this weekened.
It ain't worth it. orignial
>Anon! You can't keep us waiting forever! Which one of us will have the honor of taking your virginity? The suspense is only making us more horny!
>>37209252
What the fuck is wrong with their faces holy shit
>>37209252
I don't consider myself to have high standards but I'd only describe about three of those girls as "cute".
>>37209281
Looks like a southern university sorority
Leaving this gem here https://youtu.be/0cZ8-RgtrP0
Yeah, I've seen this guy unfortunately. This whole cloud rap thing has gotten out of control. Yung Lean really let out pandora's box a few years ago.
>>37209130
do you think he likes BBC
>>37209151
he's a fetus. don't compare him to yung lean what the fuck? just because your life is a dicklet you think the entire world is adultsized? go away
>4 unfiltered camels smoked a day
am i gonna end up in the hospital when im like 60 ifni keep doing this
i hope i get abmassive heart attack but not cancer
>>37209115
Pussy, I'll kill a pack of marlboros the day I buy em
Are you TRYING to live longer or something?
>>37209115
good choice anon
lucky strikes would also have been accepted
>>37209134
i WANT to fucking die but NOT at the hands of faggot hospital staff who put a fucking rodnin your peter to let ypu piss and then give you a 100k hospital bill
if i up it to a pack a day will i get a heart attack or something before cancer is possible?
How hard is it to implant thoughts in the head of autistic people
I have an autistic friend who gas amazing gf(bf) potential but he's not gay he act's feminine and act's gay while high but he's not gay I want to start implanting gay thoughts into his head but how he doesn't have very man friends and is very feminine how should I go about this?
You should not do that because it is psychological abuse and immoral.
Pepsi>Dr Pepper
>>37209079
Tell him about this place.
"Gimme your sack lunch, faggot skellie, and no one needs to get hurt."
wat do?
*Look her straight in the eyes*
I don't think so, roastzilla
*Run at her and unsheathe my Uchigatana while lunging at her, slicing her clean in twain*
Looks like you're halfway to your weight loss goal now
*Sheathe my weapon and get back in line for lunch, the entire school applauding my efforts*
Toph side step. Complete with gestures. The landwhale will not be able to stop from inertia and bad knees
>>37209024
Walk away at a moderate pace.
How can I stop being so childish? At 24, I still feel like a young kid and I find myself not able to relate with my more mature peers who seem to have a whole different mindset.
>>37208899
You are your interests and your interests are you.
I don't know what sort of things you're into, but just do the mature version of those and you'll change along with that. Fake it until you make it.
For me it was growing out of metal and punk and other "alternative" music genres.
I still occasionally sometimes listen to some of it, but I've moved onto other music genres.
Also don't fall for the trap of trying too hard to act old, which is ironically an immature thing to do. Like the kid in high school who walked around with a cane and a fedora and just called people immature when they laughed at him.
>>37208971
Quality post. Not even baiting
NOBODY LlKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23
So next week im going to talk with a psychologist. As far as I know she is an experienced one. I never went to one before so I would like to read experiences from you robots.
Things like what should I tell about my life and what shouldn't.
The reasons are basically these
>neet
>depressed for years
>apathetic most of the time
>willing to "change" if possible
Any adviced is appreciated.
>>37208754
>going to see a shrink
don't fall for it anon
>>37208754
>psychologist
Literally useless
Don't mention apathy if you want buks.
Apathy implies you're a normie edgy faggot and it'll convince them that you're just a normie.
Not having apathy but still being fucked up is a mental disorder.
tfw feel when no gf (male)
Seriously, traps are just thot tier faggots who only care about getting fucked in the ass and do little to return to give you compassion and support. If you want boipussi so bad, just get a submissive twink. They're less degenerate and more intelligent.
>>37208607
do not associate that fucking Reddit frog with my pure fag memes
Goddamnit I hate you so much
>>37209004
>Reddit frog
Ummmm