"Gimme your sack lunch, faggot skellie, and no one needs

*Look her straight in the eyes*
I don't think so, roastzilla
*Run at her and unsheathe my Uchigatana while lunging at her, slicing her clean in twain*
Looks like you're halfway to your weight loss goal now
*Sheathe my weapon and get back in line for lunch, the entire school applauding my efforts*

Toph side step. Complete with gestures. The landwhale will not be able to stop from inertia and bad knees

>>37209024
Walk away at a moderate pace.

Dodge any of her assaults with my superior skeleton agility.

>>37209024
>Walk at a brisk pace in the opposite direction
>if she's still following me
>change angle slightly and do the same
>repeat until a complete circle is walked
>if still following just walk in the same circle some more
>collect blubber for my oil lantern when she falls over and dies

Walk in a zigzag. It'll be like a fucking pendulum behind me.

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>>37209024
Those wristbands deserve a raise for all the hard work they're doing trying to not rip apart.

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>>37209024
My sandwich contains lettuce

>>37209024
GREEN 23

GREEN 23

HUT HUT!

>>37209857
>wristbands
Headbands

>>37209024
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>she screams at me as she mounts her electric scooter
>take 3 steps off the sidewalk and into the grass
>unable to drive her electric scooter on the grass she reaches over in an attempt to grab me
>falls off the scooter
>call her a beached whale and walk away at a slow pace

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>>37209024
I'm fat and my boyfriend is a skelly.

I want to ask him if it's embarrassing to be with me but I don't really want to hear the answer.

Why do skellies even date fat girls if they're ashamed to be with them?

>>37210557
because they can't do any better