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Rate this roastie thread any and all criticism appreciated
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Cute glasses, ugly file name
6/10
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Ugly smile, greasy head, egg head, cute glasses 3/10
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>>37235846
Jeez anon that's a bit harsh. I'd say at least a 6 or a 7
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Why do people from San Francisco always sound like they just finished making out with the tip of a black penis whenever they talk?
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Well, Oakland *is* right there...
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>>37235528
because they just did
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why do all californians sound gay
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Today is the big day, I am going to win the fucking Powerball jackpot.
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Ok. Do you at least play smaller games.
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>>37235445
good luck anon, I hope you win something
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>>37235445
No you aren't.
Check 'em.
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>My dad is a 5'3 Filipino and my mom is 5'11 Norwegian
>I'm 6'2
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>has norwegian genes but le female is shorter than me despite sexual dimorphism being a thing
stop being such a brainlet I thought nords and chinks were supposed to be smart
fucking unironic emjoi using brainlet bitch I would fucking drop you so fast for wasting a thread on your blog because you are too brainlet to understand anything nice thread dickhead.
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>>37235323
Congratulations you're adopted
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>>37235323
>I don't understand genetics
That's okay anon, like 99% of the rest of the fags here.
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The internet can do anything!
Friend simulator = lets-plays, podcasts
Emotional intimacy simulator = ASMR
Sex simulator = porn
Activism simulator = /pol/, tumblr
Amazing!
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>>37235307
Nothing beats true friendship :(
I can sub everything else but that
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anon youre freakin me out a lil bit
suddenly life is so empty
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But where is the Happiness Simulator?
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What does female ejaculate taste like?
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fishy pee pee piss
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Not much, really. If it tastes/smells bad theres probably something wrong with her hygenie.
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Salty coins and milk.I'm a boy. Fuck your rules.
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So my ex has been trying to get back with me. Should I do it?
We lived together for 3 1/2 years. We started dating when she was 18. I'm the only serious boyfriend she's ever had.
I broke up with her because she had been talking to some guy she met on Facebook. They never met irl. I don't think she ever actually cheated on me, except emotionally. That was not the first time she had done that, and I had warned her before. I made her delete all social media for over a year and when I finally allowed it again, she went right back to it. It's like she can't resist the extra attention.
Otherwise she was always very obedient and modest. She basically did whatever I said. Honestly she was a great submissive girlfriend.
She also has BPD, and has a long list of emotional baggage. Has been raped, was an orphan from Russia, adopted to the US. Likes to smoke weed and act degenerate, but will listen when told how to behave. I don't know if it's worth the effort.
Thoughts? Pic related btw, its her.
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>>37235165
Shut up idiot
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
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>>37235165
>She also has BPD
NOPE.JPG
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>>37235165
>talking to some guy on facebook
Don't ever look back anon, don't be a thirsty cuck beta either.
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How do you guys deal with getting friendzoned?
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Cut contact. Eventually you'll no longer feel anything toward them.
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>>37235135
You can't get friendzoned if you don't have friends.
Simple.
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>>37235135
Just cut contact. It's best option.
For Her:
She doesn't need to pretend to be nice to you.
For you:
You get to feel better faster.
You get to come to terms with the fact that a friendship is always going to leave you wanting more.
You can't be manipulated into being a living pillow that occasionally shits money for her.
It's hard OP, but the alternative is terrible. You'll never be satisfied with your current relationship with her and if you ever do get in a relationship (lol) it's going to be fucking awkward around her.
All for what? A .000000000000001 rounded down chance of getting some rebound pus when shes at her lowest and drunk?
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>tfw you lose your wallet right after tou cash your $500 paycheck
Why even live?
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>>37235029
>Using physical currency in this, the year of our LORD, two thousand and seventeen
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>>37235029
Why didn't you put you money in a bank, goy? You could have avoided this.
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>>37235059
I usually keeo my money under my mattress so to speak; however I didn't transfer it from my wallet to my stash spot before the incident
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>tfw 4'11" white "male"
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I'm an asian girl and I'm taller than you.
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>>37234721
Be my gf right this second please
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>>37234721
just end it oreganolly
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There is a way out robots. If you genuinely want to heal, if you genuinely want to step out of the comfortable pain, of that familiar sadness, you can. Life won't always be happy, but it won't always be miserable.
My life was, at one point, unrelenting misery. For years. For years just sadness and being alone. But whenever it got to me, whenever I felt like everything was just bearing down on me and I was gonna crumble under the pressure, I said this to myself, I said:
"Change has to happen. It's nature. It's physics. The Law of Thermodynamics states that everything is active, that things naturally want to move towards a point of high randomness. That energy is required to stay the same. It's only natural that things change, that my life changes, that I change. Why waste all this energy. Let go."
And it might be tacky but it worked for me. I didn't invest myself in what I was saying, but I believed it enough to keep going. And things changed. I changed. We can't control how we change, or when, and I know I didn't. Sometimes it's so subtle we can't even tell we've changed, but it happens.
Robots, if you're having a tough time tonight, know that things will change. It's never for the better and it's never for the worse. It's just change. It's impartial. Maybe that's all you need to make things better, maybe it'll push you in the right direction. I don't know.
I just know you guys deserve to know someone out there used to feel like you do, and that now they're feeling better. And if I can make things just a little bit better, you can too maybe.
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whatever norma jean, I'm shit and I'll always be shit no matter what I do to try and fix it
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>>37234724
I'm not saying try to fix it, and I'm not saying you'll stop being shit. I'm saying if you want things to change keep it together and let life sort itself out.
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>>37234542
Saved your Pepe, didn't read your post. Have a nice day, friendo.
>all the all-you-can-eat buffets closed down
Why is this bullshit allowed?
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>tfw grew up in Las Vegas so any and all buffets I went to were in the fancy casinos and totally amazing
When I first saw something like Golden Corral I nearly threw up. I'm so sorry for everybody else
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>>37234466
What shithole do you live in where the buffets are gone? That's essential to the human experience.
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>>37234515
>What shithole do you live in where the buffets are gone? That's essential to the human experience.
Australia
Stop making shit posts on /r9k/ in hopes of Admin posting a screenshot of your posts. She doesn't even browse here.
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>>37234453
I unliked a while back because the admins are rude
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originaru commentu desu~
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If I'm in the screencap I just want you to know: Brandon your memes are fucking trash.
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im kind of in a bad spot. spider in car window. pulled over. been here two hours. WTF do I do. I am mega arachnophobic.
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>>37234425
Shine a flashlight at it.
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smacc with shoe
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is that a brown recluse? that looks dangerous
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Do girls enjoy giving blowjobs? What do they even get out of it?
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No they all hate it and they laugh at you behind your back if you make stupid faces at them while they do it
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>>37234363
not a girl but dicks are hot
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>>37234363
My gf loves sucking my dick. She says she likes hearing me moan. Which is good because I enjoy getting blowjobs