The internet can do anything! Friend simulator = lets-plays,

>>37235307
Nothing beats true friendship :(

I can sub everything else but that

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anon youre freakin me out a lil bit
suddenly life is so empty

But where is the Happiness Simulator?

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>>37235307
wheres the meaning simulator

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>>37235307
>Emotional intimacy simulator = ASMR
i know im going to get beat over the head w/ hammer for this but...
what is asmr?

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>>37235403
ASMR= AsS MasteR

basically he means porn

>>37235403
YouTube videos where cute girls talk super quietly into a mic

The little clicks and sounds their mouths make stimulate orgasms in women or something

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>>37235307

>tfw I was going to kill myself but this post made me realize I am extremely popular and have tons of great friends (all the people I'm subscribed to on youtube), a qt asian gf (my favorite ASMR artist), a great sex life (my huge hentai collection), and am also quite active in the political sphere (I post on /pol/ every day)

Wow, what was I thinking? I was about to give all of this away? My life is amazing!

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>friend simulator isn't internet friends but is let's play bullshit
hi /v/edditor

>>37235403
ever heard of google you fucking fool?