>tfw you lose your wallet right after tou cash your $500 paycheck

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>>37235029

>Using physical currency in this, the year of our LORD, two thousand and seventeen

>>37235029
Why didn't you put you money in a bank, goy? You could have avoided this.

>>37235059
I usually keeo my money under my mattress so to speak; however I didn't transfer it from my wallet to my stash spot before the incident

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>>37235075
If you deposited into a bank account instead of cashing it, this never would have happened.

>>37235050

I fucking hate people who can't bother to carry at least twenty bucks in cash just in case there's no EFTPOS or a limit and then bitch and moan because they can't buy a pack of gum or a lighter. Cash is king.

I mean I use cards too, but cash is just too useful, and it can't be used to build a consumer profile against you.

>>37236323
Carrying any more than 20 or 30 dollars at a time if fucking stupid, especially if you live in a city or anywhere you could possibly be pickpocketed or mugged.

OP deserved it for being retarded enough to carry 500 cash around.

>>37236369
I know it fell out of my pocket while i was taking a shit at work. Happens to me a lot when i'm at home. Oh well. Set me back 2 weeks and now i gotta go to the dmv and shit.

Those are some damn fine mammaries.

>>37236417
Holy shit, OP, you're like the dumpy retard character in some kid's cartoon.

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>Lose wallet
>Some random stranger returns it to me with everything in it (Over $100 cash in it)
>Offer to pay him
>Says no and leaves
>Lose wallet again
>Some random stranger, once again, returns it to me, not a thing was touched
>Try to pay her
>Says no and leaves
>Wallet is lost AGAIN
>Dropped it in a parking lot during a snowstorm
>Gets mangled by a plow
>Someone returns it to me a week later when the snow melts and they found it in a snowbank
>The money inside is un-fucking-scathed
>Try to give them some of the cash
>They want none and leave

im convinced i have a guardian angel

>>37236651
Get better pockets you fucking moron

>>37236651
You must be legitimately, clinically retarded to lose your wallet that many times.

Maybe it would be best to not bother with one. Maybe you should wear trousers with zipper pockets.

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>>37236651
>I have been literally robbed at gunpoint
>You lose your wallet 3 times and go unpunished

when you get to heaven tell god hes a fucking fraud for letting you get away with this

>>37236651
You probably just live in a town with no niggers

>>37235029
feelsgudman . paypay