im kind of in a bad spot. spider in car window. pulled over.

>>37234425
Shine a flashlight at it.

smacc with shoe

is that a brown recluse? that looks dangerous

That's not a dangerous one OP. I found a spider in my car the other night. Named him Apollo. He kills the annoying little bugs that might actually be living in my car and can't actually hurt me (or you). Just leave the damn thing about its business.

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>>37234425
Most spiders are harmless OP. Just pick him up and throw him outside the car.

YOU IDIOTS I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT IM PHOBIC

>>37234493
I have really bad arachnophobia too and when I worked at an old pet shop I had to clean out spiderwebs and fucking daddies longlengs all fucking day long.
Just kill it you pussy.

>>37234425
Fuck OP looking at that pic seriously makes me fucking nervous, think I'm going to have a panic attack

I turned into a bigger pussy for spiders as time went on, if I see a spider near me I seriously freak out and run away

>>37234460


Do this. Any strike will kill it but not knowing where it goes will make you even worse. The spider can't hurt you (I'm sure you know this) but just know it's scary and at the same time not going to steal your credit card, take your girlfriend, ruin your life.

Post the results.

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>>37234526
I got it out. I worr a plastic bags as gloves and used the car mat. i closed my eyes and just swung wildly. five swings open my eyes and its gone. i got it out r-right??

>>37234689
you can't confirm the kill without a dead body anon. it might be hiding under your seat at this point

>>37234689
YOU DUMBASS

if it's not splattered on the car mat, it's probably hidden somewhere

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>>37234689
You fool. For all you know it could be sitting on your back waiting to strike

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I really hope you remembered to pack an all-purpose spider remover in your car supply kit. They can also remove ice and snow from a car exterior in a pinch.

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You dun goofed OP.

Orininalophobia.