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Someone redpill me on xanax

How good are they recreational wise
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aren't they used to temporarily decrease the effects of anxiety?
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>>37838407
if you want to get mellowed the fuck out, take 1 mg and relax 1-2 times a week, no more. and NEVER drink while on them, it could turn your memory into swiss cheese for weeks or even months.

Benzo's have extremely high addiction potential, and withdrawal can literally kill you. it's best to stay away from the stuff entirely, but I'm not your mom so do what you want.

don't listen to the retards that suggest otherwise.
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from all the research ive done its very close to alcohol

the worst part that happens is the rebound anxiety making you feel even worse than before the next day

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Post memes, talk about how you want to beat the shit out of them... Every time I see these faggots I just want to bash their brains in with a bat.
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OMGEZIES CUTE AF

https://www.reddit.com/r/genderqueer/comments/6dl6m0/feeling_cute_af_lol/?st=J459XUIA&sh=405fe314
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>>37838366
I don't hate them but I like that pic.
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>>37838366
I've met a genderfluid twitch streamer. Actually a pretty nice person, redpilled as fuck- had a wife, kids... got divorced, wife tried to avoid as much contact as possible, wouldn't even send him pictures of his(her?) damn kids.

But holy shit I can't stand the ones who use their mental issues as a crutch for social attention.

We share little stories that made us feel warm and fuzzy inside

>invite best friend over
>"you can take off your shoes if you want"
>we make a bed/fortress joining 2 couches
>playing cod, everytime he dies I plant my foot against his sides
>"take that bitch"
>he's a little weirded out/surprised at first, then starts doing the same after a while
>end up watching cartoons sitting very close with our legs resting against each other

while you may call me gay i don't feel sexual about that day, I just crave cuddling and shit like this
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Evreytime my friend comes over we try to see who can cook the best [insert dish here] and we always fuck it up somehow and just eat it together. It makes me feel nice remembering it
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I told one of my online friends that I love him and he said "I love you too".

It feels really good to know that someone cares about me. I feel unimportant a lot but he makes me feel like I matter.
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>playing flashlight tag late at night while arguing with my vehement christian neighbor over religion as a kid
I miss that fucking summer. It is actually the only time I was ever legitimately content.

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Why aren't you getting cutie 18 year old white girls to show you their tits and pussy using only pictures of your Big Mexican Cock without ever having to show face? She's already calling me daddy.
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>>37838300
18 and already has a tattoo? For shame.
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>>37838300
I actually do have a big Mexican browncock (7 x 5.5) but I don't really like white girls, man. They're fucknuts. I've had too many bad experiences with the 18-22 year old ones. I fucked them and had to bail out each time. I don't even think they're worth fucking anymore desu.

Just go for nice brown, black, or asian girl.
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>>37838320
A lot of people get tattoos ASAP these days once they turn 18. I know people with full sleeves at 18.

>>37838343
I only date brown girls but will fuck whatever race. Asian girls are the hardest to get as a Mexican desu.

Hello /r9k/ I am a wealthy 27 year old KHV male that lives with his mother. I have zero debt, and own an apartment I bought in cash that I rent out for 1,400 a month. I save around $55,000 every year because my only expenses are my car. Yet whenever a female asks me where I live and I tell her I live with my mom they assume I'm a weird guy and a loser and avoid/stop taking to me. I live with my mother so I can retire early and buy a nice house in cash when I'm older, but no female will like me because of this. How will I ever be able to live with a beautiful girl in my nice big house I buy in cash when none will even go on a date with me?
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>>37838229
Don't say you live with your mom.
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>>37838241
Then what would happen if we went on a date and then wanted to come over? She would find out eventually.
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>>37838229
Tell them the paycheck

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I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE
I WANT TO LOVE AND BE LOVED BACK
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I'M NOT DESPERATE FOR ANY GIRL I'M DESPERATE TO FIND THE GIRL AND THEN FOR HER TO ACTUALLY LOVE ME BACK
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You'll get a GF.
It will be good for some time.
Then you'll realize how pathetic and how much of a loser you are.
You'll have trouble keeping her.
You'll start feeling even worse from the insecurity, jealousy and other aspects than you felt before you had a GF.
The constant fear of losing her will drive you insane.
Once you lose her you'll hate yourself even more and the pain will be ten times as big as it was before.
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>>37838239
it's okay, I'm already playing the future breakup in my head because those moments feel warmer than complete emptiness.
Also it's not about finding just ANY girl, I'm actually not a loser but it's just I never felt a real connection with a girl past high school, you know I just get that fleeting attraction/infatuation that lasts for a couple of days max if you stop seeing her.
7 years have passed and still the only girl I think about is my high school ex, we dated for 2 weeks and never even kissed.
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Eventually the pain subsides and becomes a callous part of your psyche. You begin to progressively get used to the crushing onset of loneliness. Cold realism washing over you and the final acceptance of reality become clear, as you one day look at the sky and think to yourself "I feel nothing, I will be alone forever and that makes me feel nothing". You feel like you did before you ever felt the longing for a girlfriend and your mind evolves into something....darker. Sinister of course, but in a good way. At peace. Free to live on and ready to move on to the next thing, even beyond death. Don't worry, eventually you won't even want to masturbate. You will have moped and cried enough. You will be tired with being sad and be so depressed that you become tired of being tired and depressed and the issue fades into obscurity in your mind. For the mean time just focus on video games and anime or jerking off. Enjoy yourself. You have been granted the freedom of rejection. The opposite sex has rejected you as a possible mate. Natural selection. Genetics. Etc. You are not wanted. You are one of the few who are free to wonder about this world, catering to your every whim. It would be a sin to reject the judgement of nature, for you would only be polluting the world with your inferior genetics were you to go out of your way and force yourself into a relationship out of your selfish craving for sex and affection. Do yourself a favor and enjoy other things. Buy yourself whores if you must. It will help, as the emotional build up and longing for affection subsides somewhat after ejaculating. This is of course only my own honest opinion and the way I see the world. Call me autistic if you want. But you can't let it eat at you away forever.

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>Be with girlfriend for 4 months now
>Realize i think i love her, tells me she loves me and she is very happy with me and talks about the future etc..
>Realize if we brake up I'll probably want to kill myself knowing she would be out with another guy properly, getting fucked by him

I think getting a girlfriend was a mistake.
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>>37838203
You have a girlfriend who lives you. You're in a stable sounding relationship with no signs of a breakup and you're worrying about a breakup anyway? Jesus can robots just never be satisfied?
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>>37838203
She is cheating on you with a nigger
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why are you here norman? are you larping or just trying to show us how le cool you are?

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Going to see my psychiatrist in about 9 hours today, on the notion that I may have undiagnosed ADD/ADHD

All signs point towards having it, so I don't have much doubts about getting diagnosed properly. What I am worried about, is being labeled as a drug seeker or something and never getting the help I need because I may act sketchy or nervous in the appointment.

Has anyone done anything similar?
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>>37838049
niBBa just be yourself
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I am a literal drug seeker and they still prescribed me meds
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>>37838049
If you are a burger, you should get the meds easily, Where I live, adult ADHD is very rarely diagnosed, so I specifically browsed for doctors who had written about it. Found a guy nearby who had given a couple of talks on the subject, went there, got my stims
Be sure to have a few anecdotes about your simptoms in mind, they have to occur in different areas (not only at work/college, also at home, with friends etc)

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If donald trump was a girl, with the exact same personality, would you date her?
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I've always wanted to fuck the first female president.
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No. She'd be absolutely fucking obnoxious, and I would never fuck a right-wing woman anyway.
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>>37838075
You're more of the progressive Yes-girl gay-parade attending kind of girl, right?

>Have feminine voice
>Constantly get called a roastie and to get the fuck out every time I try to join a discord
>Nobody ever shuts the fuck up and believes me
Stop proving the fucking liberalfaggots right
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>>37837961
Post vocaroo for proof then.. b-boy...
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>>37838016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ovIHdFRI8T
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That's because you're 13 years old and that's almost as bad as having a roastie in chat. kys yourself cuckpai

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What is the most beta thing you ever did for a girl?
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>>37837948
Probably pic related, I get lonely when I'm drunk
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Gave her like $800.
$1000 or so in gifts.

Not even a hug.
Pretty gay.
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>>37837948
Beat up her father.

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>Person on asks me to be his bf

>Not gay

>but he said he's feminine

>Not sure what to say

Guys help me out I'm fucking nervous rn
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>>37837934
Tell him as long he is on female hormones and locked in a chastity at all times while dressing as a girl. You will consider it.
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>>37837934
You say you're not gay
And you're considering dating a guy.
I'm just gonna let you think on that one.
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>>37837971
He showed me a pic of himself, he's pretty cute, not sure what to think, I want to say yes but I also want to say no. . .

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Ok /r9k/

I have a friend that has recently come up with 4 2 liter bottles of cum(8 liters). I dont really have any real pictures of the stuff, but any idea what to do with that sticky spunk once i get my hands on it?

Asking for a friend
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>>37837764
Drink it for the protein and health benefits. It's also high in zinc content.
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>>37837771
hey man, im asking for a friend.

eating cum is gross...
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Inject it in your little sister's pussy

Honestly if we just took a page from /b/ and forced user IDs for a month I'm sure a lot of shitposting here would slow down.
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>>37837726
Why would you do that or whats the malfunction here? what do you want to talk about that is absolutely hindered by people speaking their mind and saying someones opinion is in their own opinion a wad of crap?
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>>37837750
The only thing IDs would do is prevent all the rampant samefagging. There is a lot of it here.
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>>37837750
>>37837769
The samefagging but also the pretending that post wasn't from me, both are shitposts and garbage.

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we need fresh new pepes to be circulated before they run out. wojaks are also acceptable.
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egferhghjeqhqe
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ergwrtshaetyja
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