What is the most beta thing you ever did for a girl?

>>37837948
Probably pic related, I get lonely when I'm drunk

Gave her like $800.
$1000 or so in gifts.

Not even a hug.
Pretty gay.

>>37837948
Beat up her father.

Shot myself in the head and lived.

>>37837992
for what fucking purpose anon? tell us more

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>bought her a car for my Oneitis because she really needed one
>her bf drives it everyday past my house

That would probably be the time that I shot myself in the head and lived.

>>37838029

I'd rather leave it at that than hear the voices in my head again after going back there anonkun.

talked wirh one via a fake tinder and drew a night elf for her

In high school, there was this girl I really liked but she was dating Chad. One time I found him abusing her, slapping her around and insulting her. I let my beta whiteknight instincts kick in and I punched him and knocked him out.

She wasn't grateful, she was mad at me and hated me because I hurt her dear boyfriend. I was so confused and heartbroken, I understand now though.

When I played Maplestory, I gave away a 60% glove attack scroll to a girl.

>>37837948
See cute girl. She came up to me and asked for my number and we texted and set up plans. I picked her up, took her to a nice dinner that I paid for, went for a nice walk afterward, watched the sunset with her on a bench, and dropped her off. She took me by the hand and smiled. She told me I was a good friend and said I should start looking for a girlfriend. Then she told me she wanted to this more often because she gets bored when her boyfriend is on business trips.

>>37837948
Threw myself backwards down a flight of stairs, punched a hole in my wall.

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>>37838051
WHAT THE FUCK ANON

i want to RAPE people who give people items on maplestory because of social class

i want to take their heads and SMASH them against the curb

fuck you anon

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>>37838035
>bought her a car for my Oneitis
please tell me you're lying.

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I went third-wheeling/fiddle-playing in a date with my oneitis and her bf. When they started to kiss and grab each other junk while I was sitting at an uncomfortably close-yet-far in a park and I just sat there pulling the grass while some pimple faced 17yo fuck kissed the girl I loved. It was a strange feeling, I must tell you, I felt defeated, powerless, hopeless, I had someone who thought belonged to me taken away with nothing I could do.

>>37838045
>understand now

what is there to understand? she was either manipulated or fucking retarded. can you redpill me real quick?

>>37838095
fucked up the redaction a bit but I hope the idea comes across.

>>37838060
>nice dinner that I paid for

Damn, sorry anon, it really sucks that someone would do that to you

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>>37837948
What counts as beta?
I've given girls lots of money/items, but I've also give guys lots of money/items.
I don't do it because I want them to like me, I just like sharing and giving.
I guess the biggest thing I've given to a girl was this 15$ plush. I felt so good after giving it and didn't really mind if she didn't really like me.
The biggest thing I've given to a guy was my copy of Super Smash Bros Melee since I know he couldn't afford it and he liked the game a lot more than me.

>>37838045
Gods how I hate women who do that. Its like they want to be used and abused. Yeah, you are a moron for not minding your own damn business or trying to resolve it in a way that didn't go straight to punching. But fuck me.

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>>37838060
that's originally terrible, anon

>>37838120
>trying to resolve it in a way that didn't go straight to punching
Clearly you've never dealt with Chad before

>>37838095
What a supreme cuck

>>37837948

Went on a trip to Orlando with some of the family, used it as an opportunity to see the girl I liked since she moved there. We did nothing but hung out and I didn't event try to go in for a kiss. That was 2011 I think. Fast forward to now she graduated college and is married to some Albanian guy while I'm stuck here shitposting.

I bought my sister flowers and asked her to be my gf.

>>37838140
I have many times. You will never defeat chad by punching. If you lose then you are a bitch and if you win then you are a bad guy. The only way to truly defeat chad is to leave him humiliated. The most cost effective method is just to have "his" Valtrax fall out of his pack as he gets up to leave, but the most fun method involves a used up prostitute, a can of pepper spray, and his athletic supporter.

>>37838095
Jesus christ, no wonder robots are such fuck ups.
Any sane man would be permanently broken if he experienced such a thing.
Fucking roasties.

>>37838216
Thats hot. You could have made bank with that sex tape. It's the most searched term in Massachusetts.

Ask a girl if she liked video games

>>37838098
I thank that anon understands that women dont give a shit what happens to them, they only want the chad to give them a dicking.

>>37838095
Aww im sorry man

Honestly, nothing. I've liked girls but I've always been self-aware enough to not do anything cringe.

>>37838216
wish i had sister to fuck...

>>37837948
My childhood friend/best friend meme girl I grew up with and loved since forever made out with another dude in my bed while I was there.
She was also wearing my clothes while doing it :(
When she left I cried for 2 days straight while hugging the shorts I gave her to wear that day.

I shot myself in the head. Somehow I lived.

>>37837948
>Cutest girl in middle school asked me to go out with her before summer break.
>Spend most summer break thinking about her. It didn't even occur to me to go see her.
>She calls home one day and my whole family is there (it was 1999 so no cell phones).
>Get embarrassed and hang up.
>New school year starts and the dumps me just because I hung up that one time.
>I see her with a 3yr chad (I was in 1st yr) holding hands afterschool.
>Next day I fucking get on my knees in front of the entire class and beg her to be my gf again.
>She just ignores me while the whole class watches.
>Do it for an entire week.
>After that week I saw her kissing that 3yr Chad. The both of them made eye contact with me with the smuggest face possible.
>I cried in front of them and they kept kissing.
Fuck that whore. I feel like part of me died that day. And the rest of me died a few months later once acne hit me with the force of a thousand sons.

>>37838095
>you play her the fiddle
>she slobbers on chad's diddle

>>37838428
He wasn't even Chad, he was some fat pinple faced loser. We were 14-15 back then, girls used to date sightly older guys.

Defeating myself in front of her, i confesed then i answered for her and said that a woman so great could never like someone like me. She replied by telling me that i idolize her too much
I should have let her respond god damn

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>>37837948
Someone once wrote an entire 2 A4 papers of a love letter to me.
I didn't know what to do, it was handwritten and I could barely read it.

>>37837948
hold her purse for her while we were walking i forgot why though i think she was being a lazy cunt and it was really hot.

When i was a child I got my parents to buy me my little ponies so I could play with the girl next door.

I have a vivid memory standing in front of her house holding my ponies while she and her friends laughed at me.

Most recent thing I can think of, woke up @ 6 am to talk to her.

>>37838396
Any lasting effects?

I lied to a pastor and the parents of a qt to help her get out of church for a day. It was mostly to get closer to her.

>>37837948
I orbited this girl for like 5 years. I would always engage in beta activity when around her, I never made a move because she had a boyfriend. Eventually she stopped being friends with me because I made fun of her mental illness and called a mutual friend of ours a nigger. My capacity for love is gone now and I look on my past actions with utter disgust.

>>37838415
You are beyond redemption
You will always be a cuck beta boy.

>>37837948
i sent the most autistic few paragraphs to my oneitis on myspace 3 years after high school despite never having talked to her in person.

she deleted her account the next day.

Shaved my head bald and ate a dogs shit

Wrote short rhyme for her birthday.

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A knuckle sandwich

Left a long, gushing note on someone's door in Halls of Residence. It was the first week or so. I noticed that some girl had left an addendum mocking me, so I never spoke to them again. I was pretty crushed desu, I just didn't want to be alone in an unfamiliar place. I spent the rest of the time scuttling down the corridor to make cups of tea and avoiding seeing anyone else who lived there.

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Came to my gf at 2am at night. She cried and said she was going to kill herself.
>she got vanilla instead of cream cake for her birthday.
>threw a fit
>got slapped by her mother
Just date fat chick they said.

Either baking her an entire tray of brownies or paying for her share of a group vacation (was only $20).

Why do these stories make me feel sick to my stomach but tales of war and death don't bother me?

I banged a trap for her amusement and now i'm pretty sure i'm gay.

>>37837948
I bought a girl a chocolate bunny for valentine's day. In high school. She hugged me and said thank you.

>>37837948
giving her the time to talk to me.

>>37841609
because seeing males give offerings to females for nothing in return is sickening.
i feel the same way when i watch nature documentaries.

not only is life unfair, it's purposely tilted.

>>37838119
>giving up Melee for a poorfag friend.
You have my respect, anon Senpai.

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>>37837948
Gave her the number of the guy I vaguely knew she was interested in - I had a lot of chances, but I was too beta to take them.

AAAAHHHH GOD DAMN IT I just want everything to stop, give me time to play Persona 5 please! There's NOTHING TO DO out HERe on this stupid planet, just let me finish it, then I'll finally killm yself.

>>37841898
Jesus fuck, almost the same as me
She isn't attracted to me, nor I to her, but physically I want to fuck her. I've already groped her and seen her tits so it's jsut one more step away
I introduced her to the guy I knew she liked, she just asked him for his number today, luckily he said he didn't have his phone on him but he'll bring it tomorrow
Joke's on her, I'm gonna ride her wave of happiness tomorrow, get her drunk and fuck her, who's laughing then bitch

>>37837948
I dont interact with girls, you faggot

>>37841945
People like you are what shit up this board

>>37837948
Treat her like a princess.

You are all smalltime

When I was 13 I went to summer camp and met a girl I thought was kinda cute
Now mind you, my dad is a famous director and around this time he was making an HBO movie and was having me play a part in it
So I told her this in an attempt to impress her and she was like "OMG really? Can you mention my name in the movie, somehow?"
So I swear to god I asked my dad to work it into the script and he actually did it the absolute madman
And what did I get out of it? A text from her saying "OMG you are the coolest guy ever!!!"

I hate her guts ofc but really I'm more just mad at myself for being such a stupid fucking kid

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>>37838095
Almost similar thing happened to me, Anon

>Fall for this cute homely girl who had a really lovely smile and a really nice personality
>We hung around a bit
>She almost always had a different boyfriend ever week however
>Her, her bf and me were all in a quiet corridor at school one lunch time
>He pushed her against the wall, she smiled and giggled, and then they started making out
>Me leaning on the window ledge a very short distance away feeling all the life being sucked out of me while they kissed with the same powerless and hopeless feelings you described
I feel you Anon, I really do

Another one
>Seeing a different girl
>She asks me to pick her up from a friends
>I arrive at the car park, the closest place I could get, while it's pissing down with rain
>She asks me to come to the house to get her. Won't take no for an answer despite the car park being outside the back of the friends house
>Get to the front of the house and I can see her laughing and joking around with her friends in there while I'm getting drenched
>At one point she looks out the window, directly at me, before going back to her friends
>Was waiting out there for about 10 mins before she finally came out
>Really wanted to say fuck it and go back to my car however she has epilepsy and I promised her parents I would look after her
>Thinking back she and her friends were probably all laughing at me

Were we born to lose?

>>37837948
I let her store her bed and cupboard in my basement.
Pretty much it.

>>37842144
I mean thats not that bad. Were you expecting her to drop her pants and fuck you at 13?

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>>37837948
I bought her a vibrator

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>>37837948
Helped her with her homework because I had a crush on her. This was in elementary school.

I once bought a friend a Pokemon plushie, but I just did that because I had mad dosh and she was my bestie at the time, she didn't see it that way though.

>>37837948
Valentine's day bought her teddy bear, chocolate and expensive thing of flowers. I told her to come over to pick her stuff up and I secretly planned to take her out too dinner. Turns out she , her little sister and some other girl went to some dudes house to initially get high but turns out they tried meth for the first time and a group of gangsters ran a train on them.
I was 17 when this happned and from that day on I promised I would never go out of my way to buy some roastie something.

>>37838035
Nope.I refuse to believe this

>>37842144
Holy shit, I hope you realize that your dad is the fucking GOAT

>>37842750
Oh yeah I absolutely fuckin do. He's literally the most based person I know.

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>>37837948
cover for her at work. shes married too not even sure why I bother.

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Drove out to Nevada from Minnesota to rescue her and her stuff while her abusive druggie boyfriend was in jail.

The next month was pretty cool. We explored a couple trails, held a seance, and watched some old 80's and 90's animu. Then she suddenly vanished and didn't answer texts.

Then suddenly there's pictures all over her Facebook of her back with druggie guy. The stupid roastie went back to him. It's been 6 years and I still don't have the same optimistic or trust for people.

>>37842832
If you did all that for sex, you're a fucking idiot

If you did all that out of compassion for your fellow man, you're a saint.

You did your best, some people can't be helped.

>>37837948
A girl I liked called me and and told me she thinks she's about to be raped by some guys following her, I gave her good advice like go into a store and tell the cashier and things like that but she said no every time and then her phone died
I called up a friend that was also friends with her and she also was talking to her and I got her address and went to check in on her. Turns out nothing happened and she just didn't charge her phone again. I felt like an idiot. I also stopped talking to her after that.

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>>37837948
I once gave a woman 200 euros hoping she'll agree to date me. But I haven't seen her since.

>>37842885
You fucking retard, she wanted you to ask where she was and come get her why do you think she turned down all your suggestions

>>37842921
I did offer that and she turned that down too.

>>37842792
If she appreciates it, there's nothing wrong with that. If she takes it for granted, you might want to stop.

drove out a couple hundred miles to see her

cared for her. that's some beta ass shit right there.

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I was the one who introduced her to the person who she's now in love with.

helped cute nerd glasses blonde get the courage to talk to my dumb as bricks co worker. found out later he didnt even want to talk to her because she wasnt thicc enough

>go out for coffee with girl
>pay for both of our coffees
Beta as fuck

>>37844774
>go out for coffee with girl
>she pays for both of our coffees
am I alpha now

I tried to talk to her but she ran away ;/

>>37837948
Drove her across town to her friend's house so she could suck his cock for his birthday

>>37844797
I suppose so. How did it happen? Did she think you were poor?

>>37838415
You were so close to becoming a functioning normalfag. Just imagine if you didn't hang up that phone

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>>37841945
>I'm not attracted to her
>I want to fuck her

>>37837948
Helped her with a middleschool project and stayed until 2am just to be sure that everything went fine

>>37837948
Let her have sex with another girl(s) because we can't physically be together.

My gf hasn't paid for a meal we've had together in a long time, unless that meal was one she cooked for me.

>>37844835
Holy mother of god. wtf mate

>>37838119
Your being alpha af by being so generous and a good friend

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>>37837948
I pretended to be gay (not even bi), and became her gay best friend just so I could be around her.

>>37845107
(literal) Autism is a hell of a drug

>>37838173
>We did nothing but hung out and I didn't event try to go in for a kiss
Fuck I did a similar thing and I have no idea why, she both liked each other and I knew that

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Bought her a 2000 dollar computer and a 1000 dollar drawing tablet. This was after she told me we could only be friends. I also learned a few weeks later she was fucking one of my closest friends at the time.

>>37838095
absolutely positively definitely KEKED

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>>37839544
>child
>mlp
What the fuck. Isn't that a 5 years old cartoon?
Do NOT post that picture of that fucking frog crying with a blurry watch. I know for certain it cannot be that far away. You're 13 and you should stop posting.

>>37837948

email a girl i love
done plenty of course works (programming) for few girls (for free)
done favors for free for different girls (never asked back for them)
take a long route home just to be with them

Holy shit, I hope all these stories aren't true.
I'm glad I'm not that retarded.

>>37845243
Pretending to be dumb only attracts actual dumb people to the board and brings the overall quality down

>>37838035
DAMN I LAGHED FUCKEN HARD
I JUST ERUPTING LAUGHTER LIKE GODDAMNED VOLCANO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHJAHA

>>37845288
Don't fuck with me, kid. This is a 18+ board. You CANNOT be robot and underage.

>>37845364
Nigga my little pony was around the goddamn he-man cartoon existed and even Soviet Russia

>>37845364
Alright, I believe you, you actually are retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbdFTsRVtCE

>>37838045
Its your fault for being a altruistic cunt.

>>37838060
Alway find a way to ask her if she have a boyfriend before a date, but try to do it indirectly.

>>37838045
>most beta thing
>knocking out Chad
All bragfags please delete yourselves

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>>37837948
>be me in high school
>four chads from my class grabbed a stacey from my class
>they wanted to go with her to the mans locker room
>I stepped in like a whiteknight and I pushed Chads away
>it turns out they were having fun, stacey included
>stacey started to shout "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM ANON DO YOU THINK I WILL KISS YOU NOW OR WHAT"

>>37845243
MLP was around in the 90's

>>37837948
I went down on her

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>>37837948
Gave a girl half of a sandwich, when she kept asking for a piece.
I still cringe at myself to this day.

>>37837948
not me but
>met girl on tinder
>she came to my house
>we fucked 7 times in 3 days
>asked her if she wanted kids
>said "dubs decides our kids names" right anonina
>called her my "pepe queen"
>tfw she ignored me after this
>flash forward one month
>forced her to see me
>bought her christmas gifts
>took her to the cinema
>mfw she left the cinema when she said she had to pee
>sat there and waited for her for two hours
>turns out i was too stupid to understand that she had already dumped me via texts a month prior
sorry martin

>>37838095
Why the fuck would you think she belonged to you if she had a bf? Also people don't belong to people.

>>37838045
>one punch
>chad is out for the count

True alpha, never regret that

used to give this girl free drugs just to hang out with me for a bit. kind of became a routine after a while. i knew she only cared about getting a free high but i was lonely and pathetic

>>37844867
>just imagine if he didn't cry and bed in front of the entire class

You mean this, certainly?

>>37842144
What was the movie?


thuhasuioghsvbnasnfwenrovanonj

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>>37837948
care about her
oregano

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>>37838253
>any sane man
We're all hardened veterans

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>>37838216
So... what did she say?
Did you do a Yosuga no Sora, with her?

>>37838060
What you gotta do if that happens is take her out to dinner again, make nice conversation, eat a nice full meal and make your escape, leaving her to pay for your meal. You can say you're taking a piss or if that doesn't suit the layout, say you bought her something and you have to get it from the car.

Girls that use guys for free meals are scum and nobody should feel bad for them.

>>37838095
Third-wheeling is one of the worst feelings ever socially.

>>37837948
>called her and cried to her after she turned me down
>she just hung up the phone and blocked me
>she started dating one of my best friends a few weeks later
Fuck women all they've ever done to me is harm

The most beta thing I did for a girl was give a girl a toy I got from one of those claw machines. To be honest I'm really glad I'm not the orbiter type.

My friends in highschool were all females and the one desperate plan I had to get together with at least one of them was to constanly hold their bags, buy food for them, etc. I was a fucking pack-mule.

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>>37837948
For my oneitis who I was clinging to, I hand wrote several pages clearly telling her that I'm a piece of shit and that she's a piece of shit. I continued by telling her that I'm deeply in love with her and I'd fuck her if given the chance. I finished by telling her that I only ever want to be a friend and nothing else. She never talked to me again, and while it was the most beta I've been in my entire life, the whole reason I wrote it was to get her to stop talking to me at all so I'd stop pining over her every waking moment of my life. It worked.

>>37838119
That's really kind of you Anon <3

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I'm on day 8 bros and my head is beating like a drum and my mind is going at 1000mp/h. Even when I was driving today it felt like my eyes were twitching out. How do you guys maintain the streak? I don't know how long I will be able to hold out for. I've never gone more than a week and even last night I watched porn. It's fucking rough. I need some advice and some success stories, what do you guys have?

I never knew how addicted I've been until today. I also applied for a job for the first time in 3 weeks, felt good man.

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>>37843517
Damn son. Damn. My condolences. May it not haunt you all your life.

Oh who am I kidding, it'll haunt you all your life. It's been twelve years and I'm still not over my childhood friend.

>>37838119
>The biggest thing I've given to a guy was my copy of Super Smash Bros Melee since I know he couldn't afford it and he liked the game a lot more than me.
You're a glorious motherfucker and I hope you know it. You might not even realize, but to a poorfag, this can be a really, really big deal. He's probably still feeling indebted to you after all these years. Poorfags remember. They always do.

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>>37838035
>>bought her a car for my Oneitis because she really needed one
>>her bf drives it everyday past my house

HUAGUHUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAHUGAAAAAAAAAAAAHUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU NO NO NO NONO GHUAAAAAAAA

YOU ARE MAKING ME DO RETARDED NOISES WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>>37838095
Wew lad, women have no souls.

Also that reminds me of a lot of the Star Cuck art out there, maybe that will give you some catharsis.

Called her up and confessed my feelings. Not that bad all things considered. I probably would've done stupid shit like the other guys in the thread, except that it's very rare for me to find people that I actually like, so I am not manipulated easily.

>>37849704
>not manipulated easily
>fell for the women meme
pick one

Here's my worst, though it's tamer than most guys here.

>be me, 15
>see gorgeous girl in high school
>amazing figure, big tits, beautiful curly hair, and is the cheer AND dance team captain
>I needed to have her, so I ask her out
>to my shock she says yes

Beta moment one:

>want to go on a date, but since I'm a poor fag teen without a car I say let's have a picnic at the park
>she agrees
>make a big picnic lunch, all from scratch
>get there early
>thirty minutes past the meet up she still hasn't showed
>I call her and she says she forgot, maybe we can do it another time since she's hanging out with her friends now
>stupidly forgive her

Beta moment 2:

>go to her end of the year dance recital
>dress up in my Sunday best poverty style and drop 50 bucks (a huge amount for me then) on a very nice bouqette of roses
>the recital was shit, but I toughed it out alone for her
>meet her mom and dad outside, start talking to them
>saying all the shit of parents that like a kid pursuing their kid: "you're so handsome, smart, funny etc."
>figure that's a good sign
>oneitis comes out finally
>immediately go up to ber, say she did great, does she want some water, tell her I got her some flowers as congratulations
>she doesn't even look at me, mumbles "thanks" and tells her parents they're leaving while fast walking away from me
>parents look at me with pity as they leave
>cry myself to sleep that night

One time I shot myself in the head.
I lived.

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>>37837948
nothing, just nothing. I never made a single move, I never tried to invite her anywhere. All I did was talk to her between classes, and she would leave. I wish I did something stupid on the slim chance that she was into me, but I did nothing.

>>37849776
Beta moment 3:

>still haven't realize that oneitis is a selfish piece of shit human being
>ask her out to the end of the year dance
>even say I'll pay for her ticket despite my poverty
>she scowls at me as says she's going with her friends
>I finally call her out and ask why she won't go on any dates with me if we are dating
>she scowls harder, says she has practice, and leaves
>fast forward to the dance
>ended up hanging with my other social reject buds, have a surprisingly good time
>see oneitis with some basic sluts
>go up to her and say "lets dance and bit"
>she gives me the biggest look of derision I have ever recieved from someone and her friends start laughing
>doesn't even respond
>five minutes later see her making out with some dude on the dance floor
>I never got to so much ands hold her hand, let alone kiss her

And that's why I do not trust women in the slightest. On the plus side, I've never acted like a simple for a woman ever again.

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used to hang out in the park after high school with like 3 couples because I was pining over one of the girls

most of the time they just split up and went off alone leaving me

>>37847430
good work anon
proud of you

>>37837948
>meet asian girl in class
>planned to drop it
>tells me to stay
>I drop
>Being a virgin, go to class anyway to be with her
>text each other about vidya
>go to her chemistry class
>unleash spaghetti from my pocket and try to flirt with her
>becomes visibly annoyed
>leave
>she goes home with another guy
>feel my heart breaking

>>37849768
>implying (s)he was a biological female

i cried, wiping it on her shoulder. then somewhat later confessed my love to her.

>>37837948
nothing, i have to much pride to be a beta faggot

I dated her mom and didn't even get anything from the girl for it.

>>37838342
>I don't do it because I want them to like me, I just like sharing and giving.
That's probably why you're still a virgin. Better t try and do cringe stuff along the way then accept defeat before you try.

>>37837948

Made her a birthday card and asked her to my prom. She was my prom hon, but nothing ever came out of that.

I've never really spent money on grills, too cheap for that. I only bought a 10 euro cookie box for my ex's birthday after she got platinum mad for me not having bought anything.

>>37849945
>stupid shit happens when you're a child
>that's why i do not trust women in the slightest

no wonder you're fucking alone.

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Bought a girl a PS4 since she wanted one really bad. Would talk to me about it everyday how she wanted one.
Got her it since they are so cheap nowadays. She stopped playing it after the first week. Asked her about it and she said "I'm not very good with games, so my bf mostly plays it for me."

Never buying a girl a present again. No she wasn't my oneitis or gf. Just a friend. But it pisses me off that she didn't even play it much.
>bought guy friend Bloodborne on his birthday
>the fucker still plays it with different classes almost everyday
Now that's someone who appreciates a gift.

>>37850610
t.toastie roastie

not original

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>>37837948
I actually covered for a slut. This was back when I was in highschool. She came to my parent's house after getting pumped and dumped by Chad one night and begged me to walk her home and tell her parents she was at my house. We weren't even that close. But I did it anyway.

On the way to her house I started to feel a little nervous "Your dad won't shoot me, will he?" I asked her to which she replied with a "No worries. I told them you're gay. I'm sorry for making you do this, even though you're still just an awkward virgin". Bitch, you could've just said "No". After being used by a roastie and treated like a queer by her parents, I came home wondering what the hell is wrong with me.

>>37849926
Thank God you mentioned you survived

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>>37837948

>washed and folder her clothes
>took her out to dinner
>helped her study (she was not very smart to begin with - anons please learn from my mistakes)
>helped her move (she was probably ~100lbs small and could not lift objects over 20lbs)
>tfw she tells me "thanks anon, your such a useful friend"

>>37851013
>>37838019
>>37838036
>>37838396
Just thought I'd mention it.

Hey robots, I'm going to take one of my coworkers who had recently broken up with her first boyfriend on a date at Top Golf. I'm going to tell her how I feel about her and ask her out when the moment is right and while we've had a few drinks.

I just wanted to let you guys know that if I get rejected, I'm going to kill myself. It was great knowing you guys. I love you all.

>>37851093
Can you wire me your monies before you die?

>>37850961
This is a sad tale. A sad, pitiful tale.

I gave her a pack of vicks lozenges I got for free and didnt need.

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>>37851093
>"Thank you, anon. You're a very nice guy. But I'm a mess, I don't think I'm ready for a new relationship right now. You deserve someone better."
You'll hold back your tears, like the little bitch you are. Then you'll believe what she told you, even though deep inside you know it isn't true. You won't kill yourself. Come on, you're not fooling anyone. A couple of weeks later you'll spot her kissing some guy you don't know. And you'll probably start a thread here about being cucked by your oneitis and wanting to die... again.

>>37851319
Or I could just tell her to go fuck herself and go home, you're completely right. I won't kill myself. Thanks anon!

>>37837948
Let her use me as her free taxi service for a few weeks, until I finally got fed up with it and realized she isn't actually into me.

>>37851438
Lol my onitis told me of this guy who gave her drives and shit and was trying really hard. Then later they went to this ball for a charity and the guy acted all disinterested. Dont tell me you live in Sydney

>>37851528
No, other side of the planet

So this chick I use to date came back for a couple weeks and wants to fuck. Do I keep fucking her or just ghost her?

>>37850303
Nah, I'd rather try normal basic shit like everyone else that gets laid than embarrass myself and still be a virgin.

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>>37837948
Went on a double date and somehow managed to get my friend into a threesome with the girl I was on the date with.

>>37845131
>pretended
>pretended

>>37838035
Why did you buy her a car of all things? Were you two close friends?

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Crying like a little bitch and pleading her not to abandon me like a child wanting his mommy.

>>37847937
That's the path of the etic.

>>37837948

Drive her fat ass around and buy her cigarettes because I thought this would make me a "gentleman". This was the lowest of the low for me. Another time I went to a mall just to buy her stockings because we were going to some unimportant event and hers ripped. The saving grace was that at least she was my gf and let me fuck her.

>>37838035
Aw man sorry you were screwed over did she offer you anything in return if not she's cold hearted and used you

>>37851093
You don't have to tell her you like her. You just imply it. Things happen naturally. Don't fall for the "hey i like you you wanna go out with me" movie meme. This will end in failure. Best,

Holy shit, this thread reminded me of a cringe moment from my past. I know I've shared it here before, but it was a long ass time ago:

>be 10th grade
>The Dark Knight Rises is about to come out
>no, this isn't going to end in an Aurora joke, though I guess my TDKR experience could have been worse when you consider that
>friends with this Stacey at school who is really into Batman for some reason, wants to go see the midnight premier with me
>show up at theater and meet her, we wait in line and talk
>she's l i t e r a l l y cosplaying Harley Quinn before that was overdone to hell
>get to lobby and she goes up to some guy and starts talking to him
>"Anon, this is Chad."
>in that moment I die a little because I thought my crush wanted to do something fun with me but in reality I was the third wheel on her date with a popular upperclassman
>watching the movie they hold hands and kiss right next to me
>can't concentrate the entire 3 hour long movie because I'm depressed and mad that she invited me along on her date when she knows I have an enormous crush on her
>when the movie is done Chad drives away leaving the two of us
>my emasculated beta ass is visibly bummed out
>she gives me a pity hug before her mom shows up and takes her home
>walk back home feeling like shit, it's like 3:30am

>>37851363
If you do this, you actually increase your chances of being with her.

>>37838415
Its not that you hanged up on her she was prob looking for an excuse to get rid of you

>>37839478
Do you still have them?
Fnenfkf

>>37837948
I watched the entirety of Naruto

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>>37837948
I gave her 1000$ fur winter gloves including a scarf hat hybrid thing also made from the same fur. It was white gray, mink fur, Really nice.

She broke up with me maybe one or two weeks later, never got the fugg or the sugg

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>>37838035
I thought I had it bad, love you, bro, remember it doesn't matter, you live and you learn, stay strong.

>>37852113
That's truly fucked up anon. Just goes to show their manipulative nature.

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>>37837948
went to the shop to buy her paracetamol.

Made her give me the money though so...
sure got her

>>37838035
I probably shouldn't believe this. but I do.

why would you cuck out so hard, man?

>>37852911
>dat face
Nobody would believe her anyway

>>37837948
Nothing at all
Women don't interest me

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>helped my crush ask out her crush

>>37837969
I don't, I don't usually feel the alcohol much so I try to see how much I can handle, usually end up black out drunk and wake up in bed in the morning not remembering getting home

>>37852088
If I don't do this, Tyrone will get her instead. She already said that her neighbor has been trying to get with her and she was asking me if I should. So my response was asking her out to go somewhere instead.

>>37849945
>>37849776
If you couldn't read those social queues it's 100% your fault. She was probably afraid you'd hurt her if she out right rejected you.

>>37852113
She clearly was interested in being your friend and hanging out with you. If you treated women like people instead of walking vaginas you might actually be able to get one.

>>37853614
This isn't fucking Toradora