Wadya do with this nut

>>37837764
Drink it for the protein and health benefits. It's also high in zinc content.

>>37837771
hey man, im asking for a friend.

eating cum is gross...

Inject it in your little sister's pussy

>>37837978
all 8 liters????

>>37838077
Yes.... all of it just to be on the safe side.

>>37837764
boil it

>>37838121
But wont she get pregnant from all that goo?

>>37838131
Great, now i have 6 liters of clarified cum

>>37838150
That clearly is the point.

>>37837764
>acquire gas mask
>acquire gravity bong
>combine these components
>get as much weed as you can buy with what's in your bank account
>fill with cum and reggie
>take hits off of the cum bong until you run out of weed or cum
>replenish your stock
>resume until death

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>>37838198
but what if its black?

>>37838217
Stupid idiot.

You cant die from a marijuana overdose.

Not sure if you can OD on cum

>>37838244
you're a faggot

Organic

>remove lids
>throw bottles into a parked convertible car

>>37837764
Make pancakes with it.

>>37837789
>eating cum is gross...
What are you, gay?

Take pictures, post on /b/ this Christmas, become legendary.

Pour it on a statue of the Virgin Mary and call it art.

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>>37837764
Add your own cum to it. He'll never know!

>>37837764
Leave it in the sun for a while, and spill it to your neighbour's garage door. A small container of jizz (arond 0,1 l, it's nothing compared to your mighty dose) can leave it's smell on it for months, and the neighbour will never find out the reason of the bad smell in their yard.

>make your basement soundproof
>acquire a bed, handcuffs, drugs
>go to normie party
>find the most qt roastie
>drug her and kidnap her
>keep her in your basement handcuffed and tied up
>don't interact with her, don't say anything, no explanations for her situation
>put diapers and baby clothes on her
>don't rape or anything because you don't want AIDS
>starve her for some days
>place a mechanism to hold a bottle within her mouth's reach in a way you don't have to untie her arms or hold the bottle yourself
>place cum bottle in the mechanism
>replace bottle's cap for a babby's nipple
>make cum bottle her only attainable source of nourishment
>wait until her mind breaks and she starts drinking the cum
>jerk off from the strong stimulation and fill new bottles for future use
>repeat forever

>>37841292
>add system of good whore points
>to earn points she must call you "papa Elliot" and herself "roast-chan"
>when she soils her diaper she must say "papa Elliot, roast-chan did poo poo pee pee"
>when she is hungry she must say "papa Elliot thanks for the delicious meal" before and after drinking the cum
>when her will to live breaks and she just wants you to kill her she must say "roast-chan loves her kind papa Elliot" "even if no other girl likes you roast-chan will always be on papa Elliot's side"
>not following the previous rules, crying, screaming for help, glaring, not drinking/puking the cum takes away points
>if she is a good whore she will be awarded with fresh cum bottles, with cum produced right after papa Elliot consumed his daily dose of tendies
>if she's a bad girl she will be given the most rotten cum, her diapers won't be changed quickly, and if she had behaved particularly bad the cum bottle may be replaced by a pee bottle

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>>37837764
>pics or it didn't happen
You don't have any pics, so I concur that it never happened.

>>37837764
Mix the cum with white paint

You know what to do

>>37841546
>Announcing report
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>>37841292
>>37841473
what the actual fuck
you typed all of that out

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>>37837764
Is your friend jizzus christ?

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>>37841292
>>put diapers and baby clothes on her
>>replace bottle's cap for a babby's nipple
>>37841473
>>when she soils her diaper she must say "papa Elliot, roast-chan did poo poo pee pee"
>if she is a good whore she will be awarded with fresh cum bottles, with cum produced right after papa Elliot consumed his daily dose of tendies
Well, that's the most fucked up thing i have read in a while

>>37841473
Pls continue

Originariamente

>>37841292
>>37841473
why is this so hilarious

>>37837764
Gather 56 more liters and realize your dream of actual cum bath.

>>37838166
Best post on r9k most original too

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>>37838244
who is she
organsil

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>>37841292
>>37841473
I have no words

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