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Comfy book from a very comfy series

>>39484812
How is it? I've read a Dresden book as my first fantasy novel and couldn't get into the rest of the series.

>>39484641
Ive been going through a collection if Asimov's short stories. Once im through with it im going to start The Foundation trilogy.

Im a big fan of the classic hard sci fi novelists. Asimov, Clark, Heinlein, etc. I wish i could stop spending so much time on here and read instead.

yes, it would be realy enjoyable if i get to stay while everyone else is dead though

>>39484618
seeing an apocalypse killing everyone (presumably including me) sounds much more exciting than just having me die as an individual.
but would it be morally wrong to choose everyones death instead of your own?

no

jbhbhjhbjh

>>39484581
>it's another anon says nothing ever so gets ignored for his entire life episode

>>39484581
I can't talk on Discord or 4Chan without being ignored. Complementary (You)'s welcome.

>>39484648
>It's another anon needs pity replies episode
Getting sick of these

Doing any of those things will make you stand out as a walking red flag, faggot

>>39484552
that is kind of the goal isn't it

and there's plenty of straight guys with ear rings too

try slicing your throat open you stupid faggot.

>>39484509
>Being a good looking robot is even harder than just being a robot
how so?

>>39484509
I don't think I have a bad face and my hair looks nice most days and I wear nice clothes but it really doesn't mean much cause I'm still a manlet.
It's not that hard though. I'm happy girls at least smile at me sometimes.

Is robot just a synonym of introvert at this point?

As a 6'2" handsome virgin I sometimes think, when masturbating to animu girls, that I could go out and get some girls in real life if only I was confident enough. Then I realize 2D is legitimately better and wonder why I care about real people again

>>39484475
Pay per hour?

What hours/days do you normally work?

Have you ever jerked another man off?

get back to work dick head, no one is payign you to post on line.

im sure you can find work to do

there will never be such movie because it wouldn't appeal to normie chads/stacies

>>39484390
Never seen it but I think that's what 500 Days of Summer is. It's supposed to be good.

>>39484390
>>39484447
This. 500 Days of Summer is the closest you are gonna get

Drugs turn you into a bad goy

Because nobody would work and keep the jews rich.

>>39484384
I tried weed for the 2nd time, all it did was make me paranoid and anxious. I felt like I was being stalked. My face and arms went numb. I dont think I can even do weed. sigh.

>>39484379
Jesus fuck for real...

>>39484379
On a board full of trap shit and race bait, those threads are at the top of your shitlist?

>>39484379
Yes, and the "ew it's anon" and "thanks for taking me on this date anon" and shit like that threads. They're killing this already dead board.

>>39484373
>tfw you are still too young to drink away your sorrows

Currently in the middle of being both hungover and drunk. I think I'll probably have another drink to keep the hangover away. Drinking also helps to keep the bad feels away but I still want to kill myself either way.

>>39484373
alcohol just gives me diarrhea the next day

>tfw you will never have a cute conservative gay-hating gf like ASMR Darling

>>39484375
She hates gays? NANI?! Didn't know my future wife was B A S E D

>bluntly state "Yes."
>silence
>she leaves, completely disgusted
Happened to me in high school. Crush knew I liked her and for kicks walked up to me while having lunch alone (usual stuff) and starting talking sexy about giving me a private lap-dance. Simply said yes in response. I have never seen such a look of disgust on a humans face before. This was, of course, long after I'd had been shattered as a person

>>39484293
You are not a true robot if you have had a traumatic experience. You have the sympathy of everyone you meet and one heck of a sob story. fuck off

12yo on a school trip at a camp that had some other school there too. Sitting with friends, friends were talking to a girl from another school. Girl mentions me and says I'm the ugliest person she's ever seen. I hadn't even said one word too her.

2 face, 90 IQ,

my life was fucked before it started

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Wake up, goro.

Do you want to die? Can I pee in your mouth?

>>39484261
>y-you too
>leave

I sorta feel like Sam Hyde, someone who is ironically a robot and is actually a psychopathic turbochad.

bumb i need an answer

why don't you read the sticky norman

>>39484090
>getting a degree that doesn't guarantee a high-paying job

>numale millennial doesn't understand it's good degree + networking + internships + summer jobs + actively looking for opportunities = much better chance of a high paying job

>>39484929
>but muh creativity and love for human rights