Being a good looking robot is even harder than just being a robot

>>39484509
>Being a good looking robot is even harder than just being a robot
how so?

>>39484509
I don't think I have a bad face and my hair looks nice most days and I wear nice clothes but it really doesn't mean much cause I'm still a manlet.
It's not that hard though. I'm happy girls at least smile at me sometimes.

Is robot just a synonym of introvert at this point?

As a 6'2" handsome virgin I sometimes think, when masturbating to animu girls, that I could go out and get some girls in real life if only I was confident enough. Then I realize 2D is legitimately better and wonder why I care about real people again

No it's not.

I'm an attractive robot. And it sucks. But I know that it's better than being an ugly robot.

>>39484509
Being a robot is not about face, it's about personality.
>introvert
>socially incompetent
>unassertive
>non-conformist
Face doesn't mean shit if you are cursed with these; even Chad would be drinking his cum to furry porn at 4:30 AM

>>39484509
>le smart but lazy meme
>le good looking but autistic meme
>le female but robot meme
anything else there is to add?

>>39484509
>good looking robot
that's an oxymoron, you failed normie piece of shit

>>39484706
Stfu tripfag
Nobody asked you anything

>>39484663
You gotta have at least 4 of the worst loser traits to be a proper robot.

>>39484763
what are the worst loser traits?

>>39484713
>no gf + virgin
>short
>autistic
>stupid
>NEET
>not completely hideous
REEEEEE

>>39484778

>>39484819
>>39484697
These are pretty much it. You can be attractive but not fuckable because you're retarded or simply don't go outside.
Usually not every trait a robot has is going to be completely disgusting to a normal person but most of them need to be.

>>39484819
1.5/6 (not a virgin but never had a gf)

guess I'm a failed normie

>>39484509
one time a fat roastie tried to fuck me. I guess I'm at least decent looking.

>>39484870
>failed
That's not how that works fucko
Virgin but had a gf is pathetic.
Fucked a girl but didn't have to date her is normie as fuck.
Get the fuck off this board.

>>39484509
>6"2'
>perfectly chiseled
>jawline that could split hairs
>huge penis
>literally the picture of peak human physique
>women don't take me seriously because they think I'm a meat-head who only wants sects
It's worse than being below average looks because of the expectations, at least fugly people don't have expectations.

>>39484914
I'm not a virgin because I've been with a hooker

>>39484819
>not completely hideous
average looking people can be robots but attractive people cannot
its simple

I'm pretty handsome I'm just weird in deep rooted ways

>>39484915
this is complete and utter bullshit

>>39484915
>It's worse than being below average looks
>He actually believes this

>>39484990
Bruh, the world ask so much from you if you look good.
Normies want ugly folk to stay invisible where as studs like me are made out to be leading role models and superstars, that's so fucking stressful.
I don't want this attention my looks give me and I'm terrible at interpersonal interactions. I want to be left alone.
I was voted class president in high school because all the girls thought I was the cutest and they wanted my dick really bad, it's nerveracking for every girl to be hanging on everything you say 24/7 and always promiscuous around you.
It's severely awkward when you don't give them the dick and it only makes them more crazy about you. They follow you around and everywhere you go you're under the microscope.
Dudes who don't look so perfect are ignored and can do whatever they want because they only get an odd-look occasionally.

>>39484945
But what if my life still sucks and my looks can't help me?

>virgin
>socially retarded
>no friends
>no confidence
>fap to anime at 4 am
>slightly above average looking
How am I not a robot again?
Not a NEET though, because im in college, so i got that going for me.

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>>39485088
>wah wah wah wah wah my life is so hard everyone likes me wah wah

>>39485088
If you are autistic you will repel like the plague. Looking like Chad is not enough; you choose to act like Chad and then actually think you can whine for pity, what the fuck? If you want to be left alone be an aspie recluse.

>>39484509
everyone here who is good looking: Reflect upon how hard you failed at life. The universally recognised gift from God of free women and likeability squandered by what? You guys know you can pick up tinder right now and within a few hours you can literally choose between which girl to take to bed right?

>>39484706
Good looking but autistic is not a meme

>>39485088
I agree that attractive people can be robots but this is the goofiest shit I've ever read

How does the attention negatively affect you?

>>39485114
being attractive helps you in literally almost any situation involving other humans

>tfw decent looking catch women staring me in public
>tfw autism intensifies
>tfw failed normie

You can be an attractive robot if you are at least one of the following:

>poor
>abused
>severely mentally ill

If you're attractive and you have the mind of a robot but with none of the problems, you can call yourself a cyborg I guess. Or maybe we need a new term?

>>39485186
What if you're problems don't involve other humans?

I'm severely poor. How can my looks fix that?

>>39485153
>>39485177
I can't form sentences on the fly, everything I say aloud is thought out and planned in advance like I prepared my spells before my adventure this morning.
I get severe anxiety when I walk into a room and everyone looks at me because I am pleasing to look at, because it's a pretty picture, people stare, and then some want to touch.
It's a fucking mental toll day after day to be the center of attention when I want nothing to do with it. Having legions of women who just want the dick being around you so often that the shy cute girl you like becomes unapproachable because she thinks you are "out of her league" and you frighten her because she thinks you're just being mean but you really do want a meaningful relationship.

>>39485280
>you're problems

Holy shit I am tired

>>39485253
Cyborg is robot mindset with mostly normal life. Failed normie is normie mindset with mostly abnormal life.

Stop coping, face isn't everything, social skills and mindset are.

No you can't be a robot if you're attractive, only a failed normie.

>>39484509
>Being a good looking robot is even harder than just being a robot.
it truly is my dude.

You can change your personality it takes way longer to change your looks.

>>39485129
>he fell for the fapping to anime meme

>be a solid 8.5
>women throwing themselves at me
>penis is bordering on micropenis size
>never want to have sex because i will be laughed at and my secret revealed
>so instead everyone including my family thinks i'm gay

what a cruel joke god played on me, it's fucking messed up dude

>>39485280
you're still better off than an ugly poor person

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>6'3"
>6/10 face
>5" willy
>No job
>No car
>Live at home with my hoarder parents in a stinky house

Why bother? Too autistic to even hold a job.

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>>39485088
>taking this bait serious
I'm guessing you look like pic related

>>39485708
A-are you a skelly?

>>39485744

Yeah, I'm a skelly.

>>39485779
originally c-cute

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>>39484945
That's not true. Elliot Rodger was really handsome and he's pretty much /r9k/s poster boy.

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>tfw transitioning from cuteboi to chad samurai

>>39485695
Maybe that's true because of the confidence boost (which doesn't matter much since I can't use my confidence anywhere). But I'm not currently better off than an ugly, middle class person, yet r9k wouldn't object to the idea that an ugly middle class person is a robot.

>>39485904
>this meme again
he's average as fuck, you idiots

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>sometimes get stared at or receive compliments
>even straight up got called hot by girls in public a couple times
>self-confidence so awful I always think there's something on my face or they're being sarcastic just to piss me off

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>look in the mirror
>see an actually good looking person
why am I so alone

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>everyone ITT who says they look good