>Are the rumors true, do you have a major crush on me Anon?

>tfw you will never have a cute conservative gay-hating gf like ASMR Darling

>>39484375
She hates gays? NANI?! Didn't know my future wife was B A S E D

>bluntly state "Yes."
>silence
>she leaves, completely disgusted
Happened to me in high school. Crush knew I liked her and for kicks walked up to me while having lunch alone (usual stuff) and starting talking sexy about giving me a private lap-dance. Simply said yes in response. I have never seen such a look of disgust on a humans face before. This was, of course, long after I'd had been shattered as a person

>white woman

gross.

this just reminded me i blew it with a girl who liked me in 6th grade and now im going to die a virgin

"I have never seen you before in my life"

>>39484430
>asks you if you'd enjoy a sexual act that any guy would enjoy
>disgusted when you respond yes
Damn, that's an extremely shitty thing to do.
>>39484448
fag

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2001: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGoM7atmJJA

current year: Is it true that you want me to suck your hard erect warm cock, and lick around your tip with my tounge until you explode down my qt asmr video making throat?

>>39484393
yeah, someone on 8ch /asmr/ matched with her on OkCupid I think. One of the questions was is being gay a sin or something and she said yes

>>39484612
It was very spiteful; she was an uptight frilly person who thought very highly of herself but not in the mean bitch sense but more of the coldly calculating superior sense.
I always got the weird weight on my chest when I imagined what it would be like if that flaming personality set her desires on me.

>>39484342

b-but you aren't my ASMR waifu...

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>>39484913
>having an asmr waifu that's not asmr darling
Your asmr waifu is shit

I find Gibi really cute I don't care what everyone says

>>39484978

I can't watch her if I'm on a nofap streak because I want to be mothered by her so bad.

>>39484342

Honestly any interaction I've ever had with a woman that has had anything close to this tone has gone badly in the end, even though it seems like she's primed and ready to go.

>>39484978
She's is cute. She has a great personality too, seems real chill to hang around

>>39484342
Holy fuck guys thanks for letting about that

>>39484342
>w a t d o
pull out the creepy vid her ex uploaded of them together and proceed to never get hard for her.

you ain't getting near my cock slut

>>39484342
No.
Why?
>i've had somebody basically say this to me and replied that exact way